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(Jezebel)   Christina Aguilera's new perfume lets you drop 50 pounds in an instant   (jezebel.com) divider line 37
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7395 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Oct 2012 at 11:32 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-26 09:21:15 AM
Was it imported from Adipose-3?
 
2012-10-26 10:14:45 AM
Granted there is some bad Photoshopping going on, but she was quite a bit thinner when this ad was shot more than two years ago. Here's a still from the TV ad released at the time.

www.whatsonxiamen.com
 
2012-10-26 10:50:56 AM
Is it called "Bulimia"?
 
2012-10-26 11:23:00 AM
She looks better chunky.

F*ck you. It's true.
 
2012-10-26 11:34:04 AM
Ha ha she looks like a blonde snooki.
 
2012-10-26 11:38:11 AM

MaxxLarge: She looks better chunky.

F*ck you. It's true.


Would go Mayan Apocalypse all over that chunky ass.
 
2012-10-26 11:40:54 AM

Bag of Hammers: MaxxLarge: She looks better chunky.

F*ck you. It's true.

Would go Mayan Apocalypse all over that chunky ass.


Really? I just happened to see The Voice while channel surfing and my TV got crabs.
 
2012-10-26 11:49:11 AM
Still not as egregious as: 

www.stylebrity.co.uk
 
2012-10-26 12:02:53 PM
i1247.photobucket.com

Yes Please!
 
2012-10-26 12:05:20 PM
I guess they are assuming we don't own / watch telly.

Why not just use a pic from her "genie in a bottle" days???
 
2012-10-26 12:11:11 PM
The way they have her shoulders and head situated in that shot makes her head look too big for her body. I think they're just being extremely nitpicky about the "valleys of shadows" and the width changes on her arm.

/oh my god, her arm isn't perfectly the same width all the way down
//must be photoshop
 
2012-10-26 12:11:42 PM
Seriously, how do you gain THAT MUCH weight in 2 years? Just how?

Also, I love the end of the article, when Jezebel is like, "well, actually the whole point of the article was rubbish, but PS IS STILL TURRIBLE!"
 
2012-10-26 12:24:01 PM
The curvature of her wrist looked normal for how she positioned her hand.
Me thinks someone was just cruising for page clicks.
 
2012-10-26 12:24:09 PM
Dont really understand what they are complaining about re: her wrist. I can almost make mine do that even when I'm not leaning on my hand. I'm not exactly limber, either.
 
2012-10-26 12:27:19 PM

Crushinator: Seriously, how do you gain THAT MUCH weight in 2 years? Just how?

 

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-26 12:28:23 PM

MaxxLarge: She looks better chunky.

F*ck you. It's true.


QFT
 
2012-10-26 12:38:45 PM
DNRTFA, let me guess ... British currency pun?

£
 
2012-10-26 12:47:55 PM

MaxxLarge: She looks better chunky.

F*ck you. It's true.


Ladies and Gentlemen. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. Thank you. What this man says is correct. I would ride her like a moped until the hams fell out of her back pockets.
 
2012-10-26 01:19:04 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Crushinator: Seriously, how do you gain THAT MUCH weight in 2 years? Just how?
 

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great...now I'm hungry for Chinese buffet.

/every blue moon I hit up the buffet, and go American Fata$$ on that thing
//need a buffet that makes good fried rice.
 
2012-10-26 01:21:32 PM
I imagine the perfums smells like KFC and mashed potatoes.
 
2012-10-26 01:31:34 PM

Badgers: I imagine the perfums smells like KFC and mashed potatoes.


Nah, it's just gravy in a bottle.
 
2012-10-26 02:20:23 PM
When did Twisted Sister's Dee Snyder replace her on the Voice?
 
2012-10-26 02:41:43 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Crushinator: Seriously, how do you gain THAT MUCH weight in 2 years? Just how?
 

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media.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-10-26 02:46:01 PM
She's got junk in her trunk. Woooooo!
 
2012-10-26 03:35:19 PM
Thanks, Jezebel, for keeping us infromed
 
2012-10-26 03:52:04 PM
to me most girls look better a biatchunkier
 
2012-10-26 05:14:50 PM

justneal: to me most girls look better a biatchunkier


Nice filterpwn.
 
2012-10-26 05:14:54 PM

Diogenes: Bag of Hammers: MaxxLarge: She looks better chunky.

F*ck you. It's true.

Would go Mayan Apocalypse all over that chunky ass.

Really? I just happened to see The Voice while channel surfing and my TV got crabs.


I misread that as carbs.
 
2012-10-26 05:15:48 PM

Crushinator: Seriously, how do you gain THAT MUCH weight in 2 years? Just how?

Also, I love the end of the article, when Jezebel is like, "well, actually the whole point of the article was rubbish, but PS IS STILL TURRIBLE!"


Go stay with my family. They'll do it in 6 months.
 
2012-10-26 09:12:23 PM
That article was written by guys with very little first-hand knowledge of female anatomy.
 
2012-10-26 11:07:14 PM
I think it's an old picture that had a lot of touching up of her skin. I'm not seeing the anatomical defects they see.
 
2012-10-27 12:02:18 AM
"Apparently this ad is not new, but from 2010. Photoshop is still completely out of hand, however. Even if she was thinner then, her wrists were not made of gummi bears."

This is an outrage!

...the author of said article should try that perfume btw.
 
2012-10-27 12:20:50 AM
Subby new? 2010?

/come on!
 
Skr
2012-10-27 12:40:03 AM
Man, if they are going to shred a photo that much through ADOBE... they should just employ a graphics artist to paint a pretty picture of the subject instead.
 
2012-10-27 01:39:19 AM

FinFangFark: /every blue moon I hit up the buffet, and go American Fata$$ on that thing
//need a buffet that makes good fried rice.


Jesus, just thinking about the metric tons of chinese you'd have to eat a year to get that heavy makes me nauseous - I think dude's been cheating at the sizzler

Agreed on the fried rice though. Seriously, I make it 2-3 times a week with leftovers. It's literally rice+eggs+soy sauce+(whatever vegetables you have) and I've never seen a restaurant even halfway achieve a decent attempt at it. Someone's not trying.
 
2012-10-27 04:29:57 AM

oryx: I think it's an old picture that had a lot of touching up of her skin. I'm not seeing the anatomical defects they see.


How do you make your wrist bend at that angle without the skin making creases?

Also, her right shoulder looks impossible, and the continuity of the crease of her right armpit doesn't make sense.
 
2012-10-27 12:30:39 PM
I don't mind the extra chub on her. It's the farking pancake makeup and bleached hair that I find a turnoff.

Does this woman even remember what she looks like without those?
 
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