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(Cairns)   Not only do you have to contend with all the poisonous spiders, snakes, jellyfish, octopi and crocodiles. Now poison gas canisters are washing up on Australian shores. Australia has a vendetta against humans   (cairns.com.au) divider line 12
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2012-10-26 07:48:06 AM  
2 votes:
Everything that nature and humanity throws at them, and yet Queenslanders still exist. Why or for what purpose, no one knows.
2012-10-26 10:30:00 AM  
1 votes:

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: TommyJReed: Subby totally ignored the Drop-bear threat that still exists to this day.

Don't forget your pointy wizard hats people.

/On any other continent I would also suggest a 12ga, but I have a feeling that would just annoy most things found in Australia rather then doing any damage

It's not that bad:

1. Don't pick up spiders.
2. Don't pick up snakes.
3. Don't pick up colorful octopi.
4. Don't swim in the sea or rivers in the north half of Australia without a stinger suit (IIRC it's basically a nylon body stocking) between November and June.
5. Don't dangle your feet in the rivers and lakes in the north half of Australia.

Most people manage this just fine. The real hassle is getting people to swim within flags marking rip-tides.


You left out

6. Don't leave your baby in a tent near Uluru.
2012-10-26 10:17:12 AM  
1 votes:
"Some of the sheep."
2012-10-26 10:03:03 AM  
1 votes:
Subby totally ignored the Drop-bear threat that still exists to this day.

Don't forget your pointy wizard hats people.

/On any other continent I would also suggest a 12ga, but I have a feeling that would just annoy most things found in Australia rather then doing any damage
2012-10-26 09:01:58 AM  
1 votes:
Well to be fair: if you were a continent and had to put up with Australians you might have a thing against humanity too.
2012-10-26 09:01:06 AM  
1 votes:

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: FIL used to use that stuff to kill off prairie dogs on his ranch in Texas.
water in hole to activate the pellets, drop in some pellets, fill in the opening, instant rodent gas chamber

stuff stinks like hell.

Now they have a much more fun method. Welding gasses into hole, spark ignitor, boom
flying rodent carcasses.
it gets fun when you way underestimate the amount of gas you have put into the hole.
Fun and dusty.
100 yards away.
Big boom.
CSB


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'Think you used enough welding gas there Butch?'
2012-10-26 08:53:01 AM  
1 votes:
FIL used to use that stuff to kill off prairie dogs on his ranch in Texas.
water in hole to activate the pellets, drop in some pellets, fill in the opening, instant rodent gas chamber

stuff stinks like hell.

Now they have a much more fun method. Welding gasses into hole, spark ignitor, boom
flying rodent carcasses.
it gets fun when you way underestimate the amount of gas you have put into the hole.
Fun and dusty.
100 yards away.
Big boom.
CSB
2012-10-26 08:13:51 AM  
1 votes:
There are few poisonous snakes in XXXX, the explanation for this being that "most of them have been eaten by the spiders".
2012-10-26 08:02:44 AM  
1 votes:
Only an Australian could say "it's just a huntsman, nothing to worry about"
2012-10-26 07:54:49 AM  
1 votes:
I wonder if they were left over from the Nazi's after the war. I mean, the country is right next door to Germany afterall.
2012-10-26 07:50:31 AM  
1 votes:
i think that's used for making meth or some such crap.
2012-10-26 02:53:35 AM  
1 votes:
www.gagbay.com
 
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