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(Yahoo)   Meat Loaf endorses Romney. Which is Ironic given that Mitt will pretty much do anything for love...yes even that   ( divider line
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552 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Oct 2012 at 6:52 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-26 05:09:54 AM  
11 votes:
So this is what happens when Meatloaf goes bad.
2012-10-26 11:25:04 AM  
3 votes:
Seen on Twitter: "If Colin Powell endorsed Obama because he's black, then Meatloaf endorsed Mitt Romney because he sucks."
2012-10-26 07:50:25 AM  
3 votes:
2012-10-26 07:24:29 AM  
3 votes:
His name was Robert Paulson
2012-10-26 03:29:54 AM  
3 votes:
Interesting. But I won't make up my mind until I hear what Salisbury Steak has to say.
2012-10-26 09:45:35 AM  
2 votes:
"Governor Romney, can you tell us your position on [anything]?"

"Let me sleep on it, baby, I'll give you an answer in the morning"
2012-10-26 09:33:24 AM  
2 votes:
Whatever happened to the sensible right?
You'd pass some bills and you felt all right,
It don't seem the same since the tea party spite
Got into the driver's seat and thought they were divine.

I used to go with some friends who'd vote
And listen to those speeches on the radio
An evangelist was ranting about liberals and hos
You'd rake in the cash and you really had a good time

Hot Patootie, back to work!
I really love that Romney smirk!
2012-10-26 07:50:42 AM  
2 votes:
Somewhere, Tim Curry is smirking.
2012-10-26 07:48:34 AM  
2 votes:
The only way I could tell him and Sam Kinnison apart was one just screamed and spit a bunch of discordant nonsense and the other was Sam Kinnison.
2012-10-26 07:25:48 AM  
2 votes:
Looks like someone offered his throat to the wolf with the red roses. It was probably hot that night.
2012-10-26 04:36:55 AM  
2 votes:
Prayin' for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive..

/seems apprpriate
2012-10-26 09:32:21 AM  
1 vote:
Barack gets the endorsement of the Washington Post. Romney gets the endorsement of the NY Post.
Barack gets the endorsement of David Stockman. Romney gets Ted Nugent
Barack gets the endorsement of Colin Powell. Romney gets Meatloaf.
2012-10-26 08:07:01 AM  
1 vote:
He's kind of the black sheep of the family now...
2012-10-26 08:06:51 AM  
1 vote:

fruitloop: Publikwerks: He was awesome in 'Spice World'

He wasn't awesome, he just drove the bus. And they couldn't even count on him for that when they needed him the most.

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He was trying to save those people from hearing the Spice Girls. He should get a medal for his act of defiance.
2012-10-26 08:04:03 AM  
1 vote:
This man was a musician? Wow, you old farts have terrible taste in music
2012-10-26 07:57:26 AM  
1 vote:
I'm holding out till I hear who Riff-Raff and Columbia are endorsing.
2012-10-26 07:36:24 AM  
1 vote:
"It's nice to get an endorsement, but I...what is a meat loaf? Do you serve red or white with it? Would it come before or after the aperitif? It's made of...what? 'Ground' beef? Can someone explain that?"
2012-10-26 07:25:07 AM  
1 vote:
This is Bob. Bob has biatch-tits.
2012-10-26 07:13:27 AM  
1 vote:
2012-10-26 07:03:12 AM  
1 vote:
Upon hearing the news, Romney immediately urged his supporters to reach out to fried baloney, green bean casserole, and the hamburger helper hand.
2012-10-26 06:56:43 AM  
1 vote:

shivashakti: Forget about Meat Loaf, what does Billy Squier think about the elections???

Stroke me, stroke me.
2012-10-26 06:56:12 AM  
1 vote:
Mitt Romney, 'backbone'??!! (spit take)

The man with more positions than the Karma Sutra? He's boneless.
2012-10-26 05:30:42 AM  
1 vote:
"Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
Everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost"

,.....................-Meatloaf/Bat out of Hell

Sounds like Mitt and the Republicans!
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