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(KTLA Los Angeles)   As per her dying wish, man has wife's vagina carved on tombstone -- as cold and motionless as when she was alive   (ktla.com) divider line 87
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2012-10-26 12:51:05 AM
The problem wasn't finding the money, but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy.

You might say it raised a flap.
 
2012-10-26 12:53:33 AM
This story made me GIS "vagina tombstone".
 
2012-10-26 12:55:29 AM
Poonhenge
 
2012-10-26 01:54:45 AM

phlegmmo: The problem wasn't finding the money, but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy.

You might say it raised a flap.


I couldn't put my tongue on it, but you nailed it.
 
2012-10-26 02:17:23 AM

unyon: phlegmmo: The problem wasn't finding the money, but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy.

You might say it raised a flap.

I couldn't put my tongue on it, but you nailed it.


Some men are cunning linguists.
 
2012-10-26 02:18:20 AM
"As per her dying wish, man has wife's vagina carved on tombstone -- as cold and motionless as when she was alive" [KTLA link]

Huh. *click*

"Milan Marinkovic says it was his wife's dying wish that he never look at the private areas of another woman, according to the Examiner."

OK.... *click*

"...dying wish and it is that her husband never look at the private areas of another woman. Sounds simple, but TheFrisky reports on Tuesday...".

Goddamit! *click*

/seriously, why the fark can't you people link to the actual source material instead of some jackhole's commentary about it? And a commentary about a commentary? fark you.
 
2012-10-26 02:40:06 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-26 04:01:43 AM
I'm assuming that if he is 72, then she must be just as old.

Surely they could have just taken a mould of the bits before they buried her.
 
2012-10-26 04:05:23 AM
I think virginia o'queef was an extraordinary painter. don't you?

thefreegeorge.com
 
2012-10-26 04:05:32 AM

ArcadianRefugee: "As per her dying wish, man has wife's vagina carved on tombstone -- as cold and motionless as when she was alive" [KTLA link]

Huh. *click*

"Milan Marinkovic says it was his wife's dying wish that he never look at the private areas of another woman, according to the Examiner."

OK.... *click*

"...dying wish and it is that her husband never look at the private areas of another woman. Sounds simple, but TheFrisky reports on Tuesday...".

Goddamit! *click*

/seriously, why the fark can't you people link to the actual source material instead of some jackhole's commentary about it? And a commentary about a commentary? fark you.


Seriously. The pic was harder to find than a clit on a tombstone.

/only not worth it
 
2012-10-26 04:11:55 AM
i632.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 04:21:09 AM
Pictures on Google (just search for Milena Marinkovic tombstone). Vagina tombstone is a FAIL!
 
2012-10-26 04:21:35 AM
Vulva. The word they are looking for is vulva.
 
2012-10-26 04:48:24 AM

techbuzz: Vulva. The word they are looking for is vulva.


Ah, that's a Swedish car.
 
2012-10-26 04:57:48 AM
Well, I guess I'll be the one to ask...

So can you fark it?
 
2012-10-26 04:58:02 AM
RIP Maude Lebowski
 
2012-10-26 05:10:16 AM
Perhaps the only thing worth remembering about her.
 
2012-10-26 05:11:29 AM
Subby sounds a little...jealous?
 
2012-10-26 05:18:07 AM
Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here.
 
2012-10-26 05:21:23 AM

oMaJoJ: Well, I guess I'll be the one to ask...

So can you fark it?


As long as you don't mind picking concrete bits out of your foreskin.

/or get a reverse kidney stone
 
2012-10-26 05:24:37 AM
img289.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-26 05:28:43 AM
Sheela na gig Link
 
2012-10-26 05:39:47 AM

phlegmmo: The problem wasn't finding the money, but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy.

You might say it raised a flap.


Once again religion has taught people that anything related to sex is so much worse than anything else people can do.
 
2012-10-26 05:41:47 AM
He requested that the carving contain a clitoris, but then refused to pay the artist when he couldn't find it anywhere.
 
2012-10-26 06:18:47 AM
I think his wife is a petty biatch who doesn't want him to be happy. I'm dead now, and you can't have any pussy other than this stone cold carving of mine, enjoy the rest of your life!
 
2012-10-26 06:19:35 AM
media.trb.com
 
2012-10-26 06:29:04 AM

Matthew Keene: techbuzz: Vulva. The word they are looking for is vulva.

Ah, that's a Swedish car.


It's boxy, but good.
 
Skr
2012-10-26 06:34:13 AM

SkunkWerks: [media.trb.com image 187x105]


Yeah, "shadowy baby in front of coffin" was probably one of the more random things surrounding this article.
 
2012-10-26 06:38:46 AM
Why do so many local news channels peddle in this kind of crap? I mean, it's not like the vast majority of them had much integrity to begin with, but so many of them now run gossip-level eyebrow raisers and slideshows of bikini contests in a cynical attempt to get traffic. And it works, apparently.
 
2012-10-26 06:51:59 AM

Skr: Yeah, "shadowy baby in front of coffin" was probably one of the more random things surrounding this article.


I just thought it was, yanno, apropos, given the subject of the article we're actually meant to read here.

We might just be witnessing the precursors to the birth of the final boss in Legend of Zelda II, here.
 
2012-10-26 06:53:36 AM
It's an odd final request, but it was honorable of him to granite.
 
2012-10-26 06:59:06 AM

Coelacanth: Sheela na gig Link


that picture towards the bottom is bananas.
some chick with liefeld feet pulls her dress
and fupa up to show off her pussy
and it scares away a male demon

what would it do to an angel?
 
2012-10-26 07:04:44 AM
The problem wasn't finding the money, but finding an artist who would do it.

Who wants to look at a 70 y.o. t-wat?
 
2012-10-26 07:05:28 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: It's an odd final request, but it was honorable of him to granite.

I don't know about you, but I think it would be cool for my tombstone to be put through a golf ball dimpler.
 
2012-10-26 07:10:27 AM

Muta: The problem wasn't finding the money, but finding an artist who would do it.

Who wants to look at a 70 y.o. t-wat?


This being Fark, I should probably point out that was meant as a rhetorical question.
 
2012-10-26 07:12:20 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Pretty much just looked like this
 
2012-10-26 07:21:13 AM
www.troll.me
 
2012-10-26 07:35:12 AM
pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-10-26 07:36:49 AM
pics here

looks more like a spaceship
 
2012-10-26 07:39:22 AM
An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!".

The old man says "I'll have the soup."
 
2012-10-26 07:43:09 AM
img149.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-26 07:49:45 AM
Milan Marinkovic says it was his wife's dying wish that he never look at the private areas of another woman

img2.bdbphotos.com
Annie: Promise me you'll never remarry.
Tom: I promise.
Annie: And no sex, either.
Tom: I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
Annie: No sex.
Tom: Honey, you're not speaking clearly. Your injuries must be awful.
Annie: No sex.
Tom: Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery.
Annie: [shouts] No sex!
Tom: Poor Annie. We hardly knew her. She'll be missed terribly.
Annie: Oh, Jesus.
Tom: That's right, honey. Go into the light.
 
2012-10-26 08:12:04 AM
cdn.creambmp.com I'm surprised the image wasn't posted.
 
2012-10-26 08:22:29 AM
People take note: Vagina != Vulva.
 
2012-10-26 08:38:58 AM
Anyone with an axe should have been able to sculpt it.... no?
 
2012-10-26 08:44:53 AM
How tasteful.

carve her breasts on there too, and you've basically got a stone Playboy
 
2012-10-26 08:47:29 AM
My dad passed away in February of this year, and being a graphic designer, I felt obligated to design his headstone. We never shared many interests, but when I was a teenager I collected the black and white illustrated "comic books" of Savage Sword of Conan and Conan the Barbarian. We enjoyed the hell out of those and the novels of Robert E. Howard.
We live in a mostly conservative Christian area in a mostly Christian state, so most people will never know why, in a cemetery full of crosses and references to Jesus, may dad's headstone instead reads CCTD. (CROM COUNT THE DEAD!)

/I thought it was pretty funny and I know he would have too.
 
2012-10-26 08:53:54 AM

Tarmangani: My dad passed away in February of this year, and being a graphic designer, I felt obligated to design his headstone. We never shared many interests, but when I was a teenager I collected the black and white illustrated "comic books" of Savage Sword of Conan and Conan the Barbarian. We enjoyed the hell out of those and the novels of Robert E. Howard.
We live in a mostly conservative Christian area in a mostly Christian state, so most people will never know why, in a cemetery full of crosses and references to Jesus, may dad's headstone instead reads CCTD. (CROM COUNT THE DEAD!)

/I thought it was pretty funny and I know he would have too.


So how did you work his penis into the design?

/too soon?
 
2012-10-26 08:57:37 AM

abhorrent1: pics here

looks more like a spaceship


Looks like a Trilobite. Her vagina was a bug fossil?
 
2012-10-26 08:58:33 AM
Easy to make that headstone.
Just find a slab that already has a crack in it.
 
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