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(Abc.net.au)   Orangutan survives after being shot 100 times. Always remember rule #2   (abc.net.au) divider line 85
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2012-10-25 09:33:38 PM  
Take that, dynamite monkey!
 
2012-10-26 08:57:50 AM  
Don't fark with the Librarian.
 
2012-10-26 09:33:32 AM  
Rule #2? The poop rule?
 
2012-10-26 09:35:19 AM  
You don't really come here to hunt do you
 
2012-10-26 10:13:43 AM  
Beware of bathrooms?
 
2012-10-26 10:27:25 AM  
Double tap?
 
2012-10-26 10:33:57 AM  

minoridiot: Double tap?


no that's rule 4...
 
2012-10-26 11:11:19 AM  
Orangs are my favorite critters.
 
 
Feel better, here is a surprise tapir swim party to cheer you up.
 
 
 
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2012-10-26 11:13:34 AM  
Use enough gun
 
2012-10-26 11:18:22 AM  
orangutan will not wear diaper

Right turn Clyde
 
2012-10-26 11:20:25 AM  
We don't talk about fight club?
 
2012-10-26 11:20:26 AM  
we compare whatever it is to your mom?
 
2012-10-26 11:22:37 AM  
No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.
 
2012-10-26 11:22:41 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Don't fark with the Librarian.


Don't say the m-word.
 
2012-10-26 11:23:08 AM  
At first I was like shot 100 times with _what_. A BB gun maybe? Then I read TFA
 
2012-10-26 11:24:19 AM  
So.... Orangutan's are too dumb to move when being plinked at.
 
2012-10-26 11:28:15 AM  
Hmmm....

Possible rule #2's

you do not talk about Fight Club
No names.
Always remember Rule Number One.
If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.
You can always find a reason to kill someone.
No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.
no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever - if there's anybody watching.
I can't make anybody fall in love.
 
2012-10-26 11:28:55 AM  
That is just cruel torture.
The plantation owner should be held responsible and the men punished as well for being heartless dicks.
 
2012-10-26 11:30:02 AM  
I believe #2 is ???

and #3 is Profit.
 
2012-10-26 11:30:10 AM  

AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?

 
2012-10-26 11:34:26 AM  
...with an air rifle.

Key fact.
 
2012-10-26 11:34:57 AM  
Never refuse a weapon?

Seems like Rule 3 might be more appropriate: Be afraid when you are in possession of a deadly weapon and face an unarmed man in a pose of submission

Or I'm going for the wrong book here.
 
2012-10-26 11:37:33 AM  
Clyyyyyyyyyyyyyde!
 
2012-10-26 11:42:43 AM  
The female ape has ways of dealing with this sort of thing.
 
2012-10-26 11:46:56 AM  
Rule #2: It takes more than 100 shots to kill an orange-tanned.
 
2012-10-26 11:48:41 AM  

RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.


Is that you Bruce!?
 
2012-10-26 11:49:05 AM  
Rule #1 Green-light nonsense
Rule #2 Let Farkers work it out
 
2012-10-26 11:53:27 AM  
She probably just saw the oil flare burning off that platform, and wanted someone to lay down the secret of man's red fire.
 
2012-10-26 11:57:18 AM  

sno man: minoridiot: Double tap?

no that's rule 4...



Double FAP?
 
2012-10-26 11:58:17 AM  

Hagenhatesyouall: RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

Is that you Bruce!?


'Ello, Bruce!
 
2012-10-26 11:58:39 AM  

Bondith: God Is My Co-Pirate: Don't fark with the Librarian.

Don't say the m-word.


What, you mean monkey?

/ohshiat
 
2012-10-26 11:59:25 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

They were just putting bathroom monkey down, that's all.
 
2012-10-26 11:59:50 AM  

RatMaster999


Hagenhatesyouall: RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

Is that you Bruce!?

'Ello, Bruce!


G'day, Bruce!
 
2012-10-26 12:02:51 PM  

walkerhound: AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?


We don't talk about how many times we've been shot.
 
2012-10-26 12:03:27 PM  
Ook.
 
2012-10-26 12:05:41 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: RatMaster999

Hagenhatesyouall: RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

Is that you Bruce!?

'Ello, Bruce!


G'day, Bruce!


Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce!
 
2012-10-26 12:06:18 PM  

dj_spanmaster: walkerhound: AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?

We don't talk about how many times we've been shot.


Fiddy Cent was shot nine times.
 
2012-10-26 12:08:42 PM  

ITGreen: Rule #1 Green-light nonsense
Rule #2 Let Farkers work it out


Damn, it's like nobody even remembers South Park anymore
 
2012-10-26 12:09:07 PM  

Cybernetic: dj_spanmaster: walkerhound: AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?

We don't talk about how many times we've been shot.

Fiddy Cent was shot nine times.


You're forgetting rule #2.
 
2012-10-26 12:10:13 PM  
Awwww, that's sad. I hate chimps and monkeys but Orangutans are pretty docile creatures; I really wasn't aware that they are so close to extinction in the wild.

Hope they sent her to the island Orangutan sanctuary that I have seen on animal planet. I can't remember the name right now.
 
2012-10-26 12:10:22 PM  
People that do this, suck.
 
2012-10-26 12:11:48 PM  
use the Mozambique Drill.
 
2012-10-26 12:13:33 PM  
bitloaded.com
 
2012-10-26 12:18:28 PM  
Sorry no snark here...after visiting the Malaysia portion of Borneo for 3 weeks a few years ago I was saddened by the complete destruction of the forests to make room for huge palm oil plantations. Flying over the island put it really into perspective. If you don't know much about palm oil, it is used in just about everything and is hugely destructive to the local environment as well as those who live around it.

The wife and I stayed in the Danum Valley (which is a protected space that has never been logged) which was amazing, but outside of the small protected areas the island is quickly becoming one large palm oil plantation. It is truly sad.

Huge companies buy immense tracks of rain forest, and cut it all down, sell the wood and grow palm trees bringing rats and snakes as well as displacing elephants, rhinos, orangutans, countless birds and all the other creatures who call this home. It also enslaves generations of locals who work in these places who earn roughly less than $3/day and have no other recourse for work.

Palm oil is in about 1 in 10 products on American shelves.

http://ran.org/palm-oil
http://ran.org/problem-palm-oil-factsheet
 
2012-10-26 12:20:02 PM  

Cybernetic: dj_spanmaster: walkerhound: AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?

We don't talk about how many times we've been shot.

Fiddy Cent was shot nine times.


My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it, Nine bullets in my roommate's gun.
 
2012-10-26 12:22:08 PM  
Appreciate the little things.
 
2012-10-26 12:30:44 PM  
Always wear gloves at a crime scene?

/Gibbs rocks
 
2012-10-26 12:33:41 PM  

RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.


G'day Bruce.
 
2012-10-26 12:35:53 PM  

Cybernetic: Englebert Slaptyback: RatMaster999

Hagenhatesyouall: RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

Is that you Bruce!?

'Ello, Bruce!


G'day, Bruce!

Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce!


It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here.
 
2012-10-26 12:35:55 PM  
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