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Coelacanth: "Her breasts were apocalyptic," he later boomed. "They would topple empires before they withered." --- Richard Burton"She is a wildly exciting love-mistress, she is shy and witty, she is nobody's fool, she is a brilliant actress, she is beautiful beyond the dreams of pornography... she is an ache in the stomach when she is away from me... and I'll love her till I die." --- Richard Burton"Bewitched. Bewitched by her coont and her cunning." ~ Richard Burton (on the power Elizabeth Taylor had over him)[on Elizabeth Taylor] I love her, not for her breasts, her buttocks or her knees but for her mind. It is inscrutable. She is like a poem. ~ Richard Burton
Omahawg: jaytkay: [www.toptenz.net image 800x1000]NSFWquit drinking so damn much, richard!
Khazar-Khum: Omahawg: jaytkay: [www.toptenz.net image 800x1000]NSFWquit drinking so damn much, richard!That's not her.
Omahawg: Khazar-Khum: Omahawg: jaytkay: [www.toptenz.net image 800x1000]NSFWquit drinking so damn much, richard!That's not her.you meant the daily fail lied? :(call it NSFW again
squealie: As a former English major I appreciate the man's poetic phrasing. Probably would have written a great novel or two if he had gotten around to it./and if the booze hadn't gotten the best of him//apocalyptic boobies are apocalyptic!
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