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(Fox Sports)   Tyrann "Honey Bear" Mathieu, three other LSU players nabbed on marijuana charges, are all preemptively drafted by the Cincinnati Bengals   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 75
    More: Misc, LSU, Jordan Jefferson, Tyrann Mathieu, BCS championship, Lawrence Taylor, Heisman Trophy, marijuana, Notre Dame  
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2012-10-26 09:50:57 AM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-26 09:59:22 AM  
Honey Boo Boo?
 
2012-10-26 10:02:35 AM  
So this is now a thread about I AM RIGHT's sexuality and blowing kids?

Funny how that always happens.
 
2012-10-26 10:37:40 AM  

mikaloyd: So this is now a thread about I AM RIGHT's sexuality and blowing kids?

Funny how that always happens.


This is why I love Fark. From sports to Farker's sexual preferences in 0-30! Ferraris got nothing on us.

And to be fair, as annoying as I find IAmRight, from what I gather he attempted to give us the choice that you get in the game Would You Rather and naturally some had to take that as advocating NAMBLA-esque activities. All I can say is lighten up, Francis.
 
2012-10-26 10:45:28 AM  

Sunrazor: And to be fair, as annoying as I find IAmRight, from what I gather he attempted to give us the choice that you get in the game Would You Rather and naturally some had to take that as advocating NAMBLA-esque activities.


Basically, people were talking about how everyone got f*cked in the ass at Penn State when most of the people coming forward to testify against Sandusky said that he gave them blowjobs and said nothing about getting f*cked. It's bad enough to say what actually happened, and people shouldn't be saying things happened that didn't, because it's inaccurate.

So then people whined that differentiating the two is tantamount to saying the first one is okay. But that's what you have to do when you're an angry, irrational mob.

Of course, these opinions were probably formed due to my "it's stupid to paint everyone who didn't tell as a horrific monster - I'm sure that no one actually knows for sure what they'd do in that type of situation. You'd think that you'd tell, but sexual crimes go unreported all the time. Is it more logical to think that it just so happened that everyone involved is a monster or that everyone has the capacity to protect their own interests first, and will use their own mental gymnastics to justify why they did what they did?"

It's just easier to call other people names to feel better about yourself. Of course it's easy to know what should have been done in hindsight. It's just that important for people to feel good about themselves that they're not willing to think of themselves in that light.
 
2012-10-26 10:48:16 AM  

IAmRight: Also, let's not act like he was just smoking pot. He was with a group of guys distributing it.


Well, smoking pot is preferable to distribution.

Much like receiving oral vs anal sodomy.

Right?
 
2012-10-26 10:55:40 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Well, smoking pot is preferable to distribution.


Smoking pot would be a more acceptable crime. But what would be ACCURATE is saying that he was involved with several people who were distributing it.

I'm sorry I would like people to be accurate in their depictions of events, rather than changing fundamental truths of the story to either vilify or exonerate the person that they are discussing based on how they feel about them. Clearly accuracy and truth are not valued by many people here.
 
2012-10-26 11:04:14 AM  
Stolen from deadspin

"The gate must have been chain-link, that would explain Jordan's inability to move it."
 
2012-10-26 11:18:43 AM  
I smoke every day and this story doesn't bother me, if my job tested or I had other obligations like kids I wouldn't have a problem dropping it as needed. Kid needs to prioritize.
 
2012-10-26 11:23:52 AM  
What...a...f*cking...idiot.

Look, I see no issue with smoking pot, but when you KNOW you'll ruin your college football career by doing so (however stupid the rules), AND you're already under the microscope for past transgressions...just...FFFUUUUU...

Dumbass. DUMB...ASS...
 
2012-10-26 11:26:38 AM  

you are a puppet: I believe it's "Honey Bunch".


Nah, it's "Honey Snatch". He earned the name because he snatches footballs. Also, it describes his vagina.
 
2012-10-26 11:54:15 AM  
Honey Bunches of Dope
 
2012-10-26 11:58:04 AM  

Sunrazor: And to be fair, as annoying as I find IAmRight, from what I gather he attempted to give us the choice that you get in the game Would You Rather and naturally some had to take that as advocating NAMBLA-esque activities. All I can say is lighten up, Francis.


Look he also went into a full blown (sic) diatribe about how in other cultures and other times the whole Sandusky thing would be perfectly normal.Its more than just a game of would you rather here its a long term advocacy.
 
2012-10-26 12:00:06 PM  
It's a shame this was for drugs and not for stealing something. Then I could have invoked my Hipsway reference.
 
2012-10-26 12:11:29 PM  

mikaloyd: Look he also went into a full blown (sic) diatribe about how in other cultures and other times the whole Sandusky thing would be perfectly normal.Its more than just a game of would you rather here its a long term advocacy.


There are cultures wherein the rite of passage into manhood involves boys blowing the tribal elders. It's pretty well-known that the ancient Greeks did similar things. It's just interesting to note how tolerance of certain things changes from culture to culture and throughout history. In any case, we should periodically examine we feel the way we do about certain things. It's this reflection that helps us change as people - for example, again, homosexuality. Once, it was viewed as normal (again, those weirdo Greeks). Then it was an abomination. Then it was something that was...not accepted, but tolerated by most, though something to make fun of. Now it's mostly accepted in our country.

I'm not saying we SHOULD accept pedophilia, and rape in any case is never okay. BUT we shouldn't act as though it's only monsters that are deviant. That, by its nature, prevents self-examination and reflection, doesn't allow for scientific inquiry - it's the same type of broad-brush painting that the Catholic Church used for so many centuries to try to prevent an increase in knowledge. If we try to understand more about why people might do this, then we have a better chance of preventing it in the future - certainly much more so than just saying "well, clearly he's a horrific monster simply because I personally can't imagine doing such things."
 
2012-10-26 12:15:20 PM  

IAmRight: mikaloyd: funktilious_j: what you said was "Getting blown by Sandusky is way better than having him fark you in the ass".

Its a NAMBLA talking point

Remember, because two things are both disgusting, we can't possibly be realistic and rational and admit "I'd rather get blown than f*cked in the ass, regardless of situation." It's critical in all situations to shut down any grey area or thought. Must just shout anyone down who doesn't say "GREATEST ATROCITY OF ALL TIME" and accuse them of sh*t like supporting Sandusky.

Straight from the closet homosexual Republican playbook who, rather than discuss issues regarding sexuality, simply shout "NO THAT'S EVIL AND TERRIBLE AND ANYONE WHO THINKS ABOUT IT SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED."


You either believe all the insane unconscienable crap you strew out there or you dont and are strewing it for some other reason. At some point, and we are well past that point now, it doesnt matter which. its insane either way and not really a debate any more so much as it is a surreal display. Strut on you demented peacock strut on.
 
2012-10-26 12:51:41 PM  

IAmRight: Also, let's not act like he was just smoking pot. He was with a group of guys distributing it. They just picked the guy who never really played much for LSU to pin that on. Seriously, it went "nationally known starter" - lightest charge, "starter" - medium charge, "backup" - yeah, you're the distributor. We have to charge someone.

/it IS possible that the backup safety was in charge, but that'd be a hell of a coincidence


My guess is that it was the "distributor's" apartment. That would make the most sense anyway.
 
2012-10-26 12:57:02 PM  

rugman11: My guess is that it was the "distributor's" apartment. That would make the most sense anyway.


Maybe. And like I said, it could be a coincidence. It's just funny if it's a coincidence. Kinda f*cked up if it's not.
 
2012-10-26 01:24:48 PM  
Honey Bear?

Hahaha

I know the mods are f*cktarded on fark, but come on!
 
2012-10-26 01:30:46 PM  

IAmRight: I'm not saying we SHOULD accept pedophilia, and rape in any case is never okay. BUT we shouldn't act as though it's only monsters that are deviant. That, by its nature, prevents self-examination and reflection, doesn't allow for scientific inquiry - it's the same type of broad-brush painting that the Catholic Church used for so many centuries to try to prevent an increase in knowledge. If we try to understand more about why people might do this, then we have a better chance of preventing it in the future - certainly much more so than just saying "well, clearly he's a horrific monster simply because I personally can't imagine doing such things."


No, someone saying we shouldn't accept a child too young to make a decision about something sexual (and I say child, leave the 14 year old grey area for another discussion) is not at all similar to a Church being against science.

How the fark did a thread that should be focused on mocking someone too stupid to set the bong down in favor of a promising career wind up with me reading the quoted post, exactly? You fail me fark.
 
2012-10-26 02:48:20 PM  

Smackledorfer: No, someone saying we shouldn't accept a child too young to make a decision about something sexual (and I say child, leave the 14 year old grey area for another discussion) is not at all similar to a Church being against science.


Someone saying that we shouldn't isn't the same. But someone shouting down any idea that potentially threatens a widely-held belief and dismissing them as a deviant in their own right is EXACTLY the same.

Smackledorfer: How the fark did a thread that should be focused on mocking someone too stupid to set the bong down in favor of a promising career wind up with me reading the quoted post, exactly?


Because dumbf*cks called me out for pointing out that there were three (more accurately, there are four; I neglected to mention the typical base that uses any excuse to decry collegiate athletics) different bases of people that will be involved in this thread - the people that are upset at drug laws and will use this as a means to make their political statement; the people that enjoy schadenfreude, especially those of athletes; and a third base that might notice the issue of the fact that the charges changed in direct correlation with each former player's value to the LSU team when they played, and question that part of it.

I didn't take into account personal trolls that would drag in unrelated sh*t because it's easier than thinking.
 
2012-10-26 04:07:40 PM  

IAmRight: I didn't take into account personal trolls that would drag in unrelated sh*t because it's easier than thinking.


Rave on McDuff
 
2012-10-26 04:59:09 PM  
Isn't this the guy who had an un-registered gun in his car with the serial number filed off?

Ah, GOOGLE said no, another SEC football player was arrested.
 
2012-10-26 07:30:07 PM  
Jordan Jefferson being a stoner explains an awful lot.

I hope that doesn't get lost in all this.
 
2012-10-27 06:25:15 AM  
wow, these guys are the worst drug dealers, ever.
 
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