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(Examiner)   The world is on the verge of ending at the hands of corrupt politicians, evil bankers, extreme weather and weapons of mass destruction. Which leads, of course, to one burning question: Did Selena Gomez have a boob job?   (examiner.com) divider line 68
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2012-10-26 04:57:04 AM
I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.

/34
 
2012-10-26 05:03:59 AM
Paging Wellon Dowd, Wellon Dowd to thread 7401457.

GonzoNihilist: She just looks like a little girl to me.


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2012-10-26 05:28:55 AM

GonzoNihilist: I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.

/34


eh. I am old, but you're right. no big deal. no trace of that special something that makes her a starlet. you can see cuter while out running errands.
 
2012-10-26 05:34:34 AM

KrispyKritter: GonzoNihilist: I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.

/34

eh. I am old, but you're right. no big deal. no trace of that special something that makes her a starlet. you can see cuter while out running errands.


seconded
 
2012-10-26 05:55:21 AM
In order to save the human race I offer my motor boating services to determine once and for all the truth!

That's right I alone will sacrifice!
 
2012-10-26 06:08:11 AM
On the verge???
 
2012-10-26 06:13:58 AM

hasty ambush: On the verge???


Forget it, he's submitting
 
2012-10-26 06:25:27 AM
I volunteer to examine her breasts more closely.
 
2012-10-26 06:30:30 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-26 06:34:17 AM

riverwalk barfly: KrispyKritter: GonzoNihilist: I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.

/34

eh. I am old, but you're right. no big deal. no trace of that special something that makes her a starlet. you can see cuter while out running errands.

seconded


2 idiots. 1 thread.

Would have sex with vigorously.
 
2012-10-26 06:46:13 AM
Isn't she only like, 18 years old? My boobs didn't stop growing until I was 22.
 
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2012-10-26 06:46:52 AM
meh.
 
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2012-10-26 06:48:51 AM

bumblebee: Isn't she only like, 18 years old? My boobs didn't stop growing until I was 22.


dude....no one wants to see your mantits.
 
2012-10-26 06:49:46 AM

GonzoNihilist: I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.


In before "HURR LOOKS LIKE A TE--"

...damn.
 
2012-10-26 06:54:57 AM
She did what every young woman eventually does, discovers a push-up bra.
 
2012-10-26 06:56:09 AM
Keep the knives away from the boobies.
 
2012-10-26 06:57:12 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-26 07:21:12 AM
If she had the bolt-ons they must have been the smaller model. I'm inclined for some natural growth + flattering bra, but what do I know?
 
2012-10-26 07:28:23 AM
Happy belated 16th,Selena!
 
2012-10-26 07:38:18 AM
Well, she is still young enough for those things to expand on their own so I will give her the benefit of the doubt.
 
2012-10-26 07:46:01 AM
Whatever happened to them, I am attributing it to proof of a supreme being who loves us all.

/ not a bookmark
// okay. maybe it is.
 
2012-10-26 07:51:49 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-26 07:52:05 AM
Boob job?

More like Disney made her strap down her shameful sin pillows when on set, and now she can actually let those puppies breath
 
2012-10-26 07:59:49 AM
So this is the pedo thread?
 
2012-10-26 08:00:56 AM

GonzoNihilist: I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.

/34


agreed. and don't get me wrong, I like chicks my age but I've no problems going on a date with a 20 something

That said, (in my humble opinion) that girl looks like a child.

Something about the face. looks like she's 19 going on 12.

ppl can feel free to disagree, I'm not going to call you pedo. I just don't see the attraction. Same with what's her face from Harry Potter.
 
2012-10-26 08:16:20 AM
I'd do her AND her Mama - separately or together!
 
2012-10-26 08:17:12 AM
The world is on the verge of ending at the hands of corrupt politicians, evil bankers, extreme weather and weapons of mass destruction.

Every year people say this and yet the world is still here. Either bring it on or shut the fark up!!!
 
2012-10-26 08:38:01 AM

MurphyMurphy: GonzoNihilist: I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.

/34

agreed. and don't get me wrong, I like chicks my age but I've no problems going on a date with a 20 something

That said, (in my humble opinion) that girl looks like a child.

Something about the face. looks like she's 19 going on 12.

ppl can feel free to disagree, I'm not going to call you pedo. I just don't see the attraction. Same with what's her face from Harry Potter.


drgullo.com
 
2012-10-26 08:53:40 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MurphyMurphy: GonzoNihilist: I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.

/34

agreed. and don't get me wrong, I like chicks my age but I've no problems going on a date with a 20 something

That said, (in my humble opinion) that girl looks like a child.

Something about the face. looks like she's 19 going on 12.

ppl can feel free to disagree, I'm not going to call you pedo. I just don't see the attraction. Same with what's her face from Harry Potter.


Do you have the original of this?
 
2012-10-26 08:56:57 AM

buddyrtr: I'd do her AND her Mama - separately or together!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-26 08:58:57 AM
Gah! These idiots apparently are unaware that a woman's breasts get larger when she is nursing.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-26 09:10:49 AM
It would be a crime against humanity if she did.

Just from the pics in TFA, those would have to be awfully convincing bolt-ons. I'm going with 'no,' and 'nature.'
 
2012-10-26 09:17:51 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: So this is the pedo thread?


yep, sit back and enjoy.
 
2012-10-26 09:25:09 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: So this is the pedo thread?


Yes, for those unique pedos who are into 20 year old girls.
 
2012-10-26 09:40:01 AM
To be fair she is about the only Disney-discovered female (tm) that hasn't been throwing her life away (either personally or professionally), a la Britney, Xtina (well not as bad as the others), Lindsay, Demi, etc.
 
2012-10-26 09:40:24 AM
designyoutrust.com
 
2012-10-26 09:43:43 AM
Creepy Selena Gomez guy could probably answer this for us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KllCZGNDTuk
 
2012-10-26 09:44:21 AM

MrEricSir: HotIgneous Intruder: So this is the pedo thread?

Yes, for those unique pedos who are into 20 year old girls.


20 is the new 8. Get with the program.
 
2012-10-26 09:45:37 AM

devilEther: [designyoutrust.com image 640x427]


Ahhhh...to be 33 again.
 
2012-10-26 09:45:49 AM
cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2012-10-26 09:51:45 AM
img.celebies.com
 
2012-10-26 10:03:01 AM
media.etcanada.com
 
2012-10-26 10:05:41 AM
Her face is just wierd. Some shots I get the 'looks like a little girl' thing because her facial structure is, well, immature. It's wierd.

She's still hot and has a nice body, but if you just look at the face its creepy.
 
2012-10-26 10:10:42 AM

devilEther:
designyoutrust.com


I have the most explicable boner...
 
2012-10-26 10:12:43 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-26 10:14:37 AM
www.modelkarma.com

i1257.photobucket.com

i1.ezinemark.com
 
2012-10-26 10:18:22 AM

jmr61: riverwalk barfly: KrispyKritter: GonzoNihilist: I know I'm getting old because I can't see anything sexually attractive about Selena Gomez. She just looks like a little girl to me.

/34

eh. I am old, but you're right. no big deal. no trace of that special something that makes her a starlet. you can see cuter while out running errands.

seconded

2 idiots. 1 thread.

Would have sex with vigorously.


Your hand must be happy.
 
2012-10-26 10:34:04 AM
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www.hollywoodtuna.com
 
2012-10-26 10:36:33 AM
i45.tinypic.com

Feels real to me
 
2012-10-26 10:41:21 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 700x636]

Feels real to me


LOL
 
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