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(Vice)   Proof that Obama was born in Kenya. Surprise, Libtards   (vice.com) divider line 672
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2012-10-25 06:51:46 PM
What a shock! Days before the election too! Is that Bigfoot I see in the background?
 
2012-10-25 06:52:35 PM
Yes, that looked very legit and entirely believable.
 
2012-10-25 06:54:09 PM
Well sh*t...I guess I'm voting Republican now.
 
2012-10-25 06:54:33 PM
I say..I say! i have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn...

Thats the youngest baby they could find?..I wonder how many will bite?
 
2012-10-25 06:54:43 PM

SmackLT: Yes, that looked very legit and entirely believable.


Yes, absolutely. *turns to Lib-tard crowd, shakes finger at them* For SHAME! For SHAME
 
2012-10-25 06:56:42 PM
What did all these people do before there was an internet?
 
2012-10-25 06:56:58 PM
Obviously fake - the real Obama was born with a hammer in one hand, and a sickle in the other.
 
2012-10-25 06:57:37 PM
Yeah, so genuine that it's debunked for multiple reasons in the first farking comment. Good job, birthers. Just about what we expect from you.
 
2012-10-25 06:58:03 PM
Super 8 film: released 1965
Barack Obama: released 1961
 
2012-10-25 06:58:11 PM
Nearly everyone had a video camera in Kenya in 1961. THIS COULD BE REAL
 
2012-10-25 06:58:55 PM
Reminds me of the alien autopsy film.
 
2012-10-25 06:59:36 PM
Congratulations, Anne! You've given birth to a beautiful 8 month old boy!
 
2012-10-25 06:59:55 PM
I have to wonder if this is a serious thing, or poe's law
 
2012-10-25 07:00:18 PM
I kinda expected to see Donald Trump in the corner mouthing "I'm gonna get you in 40 years, sucka!"
 
2012-10-25 07:01:20 PM
Thank god for that convenient Kenyan flag on the bed. And the fact that Obama was 6 months old at birth
 
2012-10-25 07:02:54 PM
I just want to congratulate the people who made this. I haven't giggled so hard in weeks. Well done. Well done.
 
2012-10-25 07:03:39 PM
a short clip that appears to depict a white woman who resembles Ann Dunham, Obama's mother, giving birth to a ginormous black baby

lulz
 
2012-10-25 07:03:51 PM
Game. Changer.
 
2012-10-25 07:05:11 PM
plus one, even with the newsflash. that'll draw them in ... : )
 
2012-10-25 07:05:23 PM
I think I can read the kid's lips when he says "can I go back to recess now?"
 
2012-10-25 07:05:31 PM

WTF Indeed: I kinda expected to see Donald Trump in the corner mouthing "I'm gonna get you in 40 years, sucka!"


At that time, Trump's hair was actually living in a petri dish in the lab down the hall from the delivery room

/Hairnet became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Kenyan time, August 29th, 1961
 
2012-10-25 07:05:46 PM
Did they find this film in Al Capone's secret vault?
 
2012-10-25 07:05:52 PM
Holy shiat that is HILARIOUS! Yes, it was certainly common to take full on movies of births in 1961. In Kenya.

And you always hold on the cord, because that kid was easily 6-8 months old and it definitely wasn't attached.

And then there's the awful camera angles and bouncing around, trying your best to make it look as if it was taken by an amateur. Hold the baby up to the camera close now!

OMG, there is so much lunacy and laughter here, that is awesome.

Don't forget that her PICTURE is on the chart. Never seen that before...

/wow, what lengths people will go to
 
2012-10-25 07:07:04 PM
It's amazing the only pen in the room for the nurse to write Ann Durham's name was a magnum Sharpie.
 
2012-10-25 07:07:05 PM
Wow! A 30-pound baby! With such a unusual and noteworthy delivery--of a baby the size of normal 9-month-old kid--no wonder they were filming the birth with a home movie camera, something no person on the entire f*cking planet would have otherwise done in 1961.

Well, I'm convinced. I'm voting for Romney.
 
2012-10-25 07:07:09 PM
What do you do for a living?
I have a cotton-based import-export business.

So Art Vandelay is responsible for this?
 
2012-10-25 07:07:36 PM
Interviewer: Well, that baby is massive. It looks like it's at least a year old.
Crazy Person: Babies are born heavy all the time; I see no issue with that. And I assure you, most of the general public has no idea how big infants are in Kenya.

LOL WUT?
 
2012-10-25 07:11:32 PM
Has WorldNuttDaily picked up on it yet? Has Jerome Corsi creamed his jeans over this?
 
2012-10-25 07:11:37 PM
"Look guys, of course it's her. Look at this high school yearbook picture we slapped on the chart. They don't even do that sh*t in America, motherf*cker."

assets.vice.com
 
2012-10-25 07:12:25 PM

alienated: plus one, even with the newsflash. that'll draw them in ... : )


Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2012-10-25 07:12:37 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-25 07:15:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: Interviewer: Well, that baby is massive. It looks like it's at least a year old.
Crazy Person: Babies are born heavy all the time; I see no issue with that. And I assure you, most of the general public has no idea how big infants are in Kenya.

LOL WUT?


I didn't want to click the link until this moment.
Now I must.
 
2012-10-25 07:18:47 PM
This needs to go green. Paging Drew or Unfreakable.
 
2012-10-25 07:20:50 PM
VICE: Where did you acquire this video that you purport to be footage of President Barack Obama's birth?

Peter R: An associate from Africa contacted me and said that he had a VHS transfer of the original Super-8 film. I know him from my business trips and he decided to just give me this thing. He said it's something he got from Obama's father, a family friend, in the 60s and he's kept it under wraps ever since Obama entered politics.


Well, now I'm 100% convinced. Because I can tell you that if I had taken a movie of my wife spreading her legs and squeezing my ginormous baby out, one of the first things I would do is give the only existing reel of it to one of my family friends and let him keep it for his viewing enjoyment. And I'll bet that was an even more common practice in the 1960s!

Can someone page SkinnyHead to this thread, please?  I'd like to see him weigh in on this.
 
2012-10-25 07:21:20 PM

BSABSVR: Thank god for that convenient Kenyan flag on the bed. And the fact that Obama was 6 months old at birth


I particularly like the wall calendar that would absolutely be found in a delivery ward, with the date very conveniently, and prominently, circled.
 
2012-10-25 07:21:58 PM
Yeah, this needs to be green.

I am still so shocked that someone is trying to pass this off as real that the laughter hasn't come, yet, but I feel it bubbling up.

Wait! I bet this was released by the Obama campaign!!111!!1!
 
2012-10-25 07:22:39 PM
Green! Great job, Modmins! This is going to be fun.
 
2012-10-25 07:22:57 PM
It's like some guys got stoned and watched their DVD of Chappelle Show where they did the R.Kelly trial bit and thought, "We could totally do that shiat with Obama!"
 
2012-10-25 07:23:16 PM
wow - she gave birth to a 4 month old
 
2012-10-25 07:23:24 PM

make me some tea: This needs to go green. Paging Drew or Unfreakable.


*ahem*
 
But I just couldn't bring myself to push it with the actual newsflash. 
 
2012-10-25 07:24:34 PM
www.unmuseum.org

Seems legit...
 
2012-10-25 07:25:11 PM
Of course Obama was developed at this birth. It was all those drugs the Communists gave him to make better than us. In reality Barack Obama is only 24 years old.
 
2012-10-25 07:25:38 PM

WTF Indeed: "Look guys, of course it's her. Look at this high school yearbook picture we slapped on the chart. They don't even do that sh*t in America, motherf*cker."

[assets.vice.com image 642x482]

ANN DUNHAM


Any relation to Jeff Dunham?

vegasallnight.com
 
2012-10-25 07:25:52 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-25 07:26:04 PM
Oh look, even this laughably-fake video admits that Ann Dunham was Barack Obama's mother, and thus, Barack Obama is a natural-born citizen.
 
2012-10-25 07:26:15 PM
furiousfanboys.com
 
2012-10-25 07:26:32 PM

Unfreakable: make me some tea: This needs to go green. Paging Drew or Unfreakable.

*ahem*
 
But I just couldn't bring myself to push it with the actual newsflash.


Yer no fun anymore.
 
2012-10-25 07:26:32 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Super 8 film: released 1965
Barack Obama: released 1961


Just like those Bush national guard documents done on MS word?

The source has about the same credibility as CBS news
 
2012-10-25 07:27:14 PM

WTF Indeed: Of course Obama was developed at this birth. It was all those drugs the Communists gave him to make better than us. In reality Barack Obama is only 24 years old.


I heard he was sent back in time to prevent Romney from winning.

But....if he wins, then there will be no reason to send him back, thus meaning Romney will win, and bring about the robot mormon apocalypse....
 
2012-10-25 07:27:23 PM
Cleanest....birth.......ever.....
 
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