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(Mirror.co.uk)   New book is entitled Man Fail - a compilation of real-life stories of extreme male stupidity. Here are some examples   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-10-25 08:51:33 PM  
I really don't need to be anymore depressed than I am. Honestly it's a wonder I never became a lesbian. Just goes to show sexuality really is an orientation.

/happily married now
//had to kiss a lot of frogs
///third times the charm
////slashies rule
 
2012-10-25 10:21:50 PM  
If I had a dollar for all the stupid shiat I've done in my life, I'd have almost enough to pay for that Gamestop pre-order on a new Wii U.
 
2012-10-25 10:40:27 PM  
Men are so dum. I could not possibly go threw life by myself. Can any intelligent women be the biger person and take kare of me?

Sincerely,
A man-child.
 
2012-10-25 10:51:57 PM  
Isn't that what The Darwin Awards are for?
 
2012-10-25 10:56:36 PM  
I, for one, have never done anything stupid.
 
2012-10-25 10:56:37 PM  
Men are stupid.  I'm so happy the interwebby allows me to dissasociate and be an anally-curious teenage female marmot.
 
2012-10-25 11:04:01 PM  
Heh heh. I love these guys. There is something so fun about true guy stupidity. Gal stupidity is rather banal. To be truly stupid in a spectacular way requires testosterone.

/same for epic success.
 
2012-10-25 11:05:26 PM  
It's like I can go out and buy a second-rate female comedian/Tim Allen routine and always have it on my bookshelf to enjoy whenever I want. MORE POWER indeed!
 
2012-10-25 11:12:30 PM  
If I were a woman, I'd certainly be a lesbian.
 
2012-10-25 11:26:34 PM  
ladies, do we really want to open this door?

why not stupid shiat done by idiots? why the man hatin?
 
2012-10-25 11:30:33 PM  
If there is anything our culture needs right now, it's more misandry. Because there is certainly not enough of it everywhere already.
 
2012-10-25 11:33:17 PM  
crtl+f "hold my beer" 0 found.

:(
 
2012-10-25 11:35:05 PM  

bentleypm: If there is anything our culture needs right now, it's more misandry. Because there is certainly not enough of it everywhere already.


I agree to be fat and stupid like belushi if they agree to be smart, sexy, and in love with me like his wife on according to gym.

I think that is fair.
 
2012-10-25 11:43:23 PM  
guys who burn down the house deep frying a turkey on the back porch.

guys who keep riding motorcycles who have a family that depends on them. usually goes hand in hand with having little or no insurance.

guys who are stupid enough to marry the first girl who gives them some.

...could go on all night
 
2012-10-25 11:54:45 PM  

Smackledorfer: I agree to be fat and stupid like belushi if they agree to be smart, sexy, and in love with me like his wife on according to gym.


According to gym, you're fat.
 
2012-10-26 12:26:40 AM  
Hey! I thought some of my "journals" were missing.
 
2012-10-26 01:18:46 AM  
Speaking as a male, wouldn't "Man Fail" be simply the fact that men exist?
 
2012-10-26 01:36:20 AM  
Come on, don't they know they're supposed to create a stupid one-word "Man-term" for Man Fail?

You know, like mancation, mansplain, etc.

How about "Maleure" ?
 
2012-10-26 01:43:33 AM  

phlegmmo: Smackledorfer: I agree to be fat and stupid like belushi if they agree to be smart, sexy, and in love with me like his wife on according to gym.

According to gym, you're fat.


Hehe.
 
2012-10-26 05:33:29 AM  

SuperT: ladies, do we really want to open this door?

why not stupid shiat done by idiots? why the man hatin?


They have to do a book like this for men, because if they included women, the book title would end "Vol. 1".

Driving alone would take up several volumes...
 
2012-10-26 05:58:02 AM  
Isn't this just a repackaged version of the Bible?

/(feel free to substitute your religious text of choice)
 
2012-10-26 07:41:18 AM  
My husband has told me some crazy stories. My male friends all have crazy stories. I have concluded that it is an absolute miracle if any male of the species makes it to age 24. The crazy seems to wind down around then. I'm not saying female stupidity doesn't exist; it's just a different entity entirely.
 
2012-10-26 07:47:21 AM  
Women, The Original Fail
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-26 08:01:47 AM  
As if women couldn't have an encyclopedia-length tome documenting their foibles as well.
 
2012-10-26 08:34:23 AM  
I hope there's a chapter on impulse tattoos.
 
2012-10-26 08:37:11 AM  

SuperT: ladies, do we really want to open this door?

why not stupid shiat done by idiots? why the man hatin?


Because it's OK to hate men. Frankly, I'm not offended given the tonnage of bullsh*t we've dished out to women over the centuries.

Look at commercials: The guy is always portrayed as a hapless moran until the woman (and the advertised product) comes along to save the day.
 
2012-10-26 08:40:15 AM  

Subdue their bellies: I hope there's a chapter on impulse tattoos.


I can't remember the last time I had sex with a girl who didn't have "ass antlers." Really, girls? All your backsides look the same.

tnation.t-nation.com
 
2012-10-26 08:58:13 AM  

dickfreckle: Subdue their bellies: I hope there's a chapter on impulse tattoos.

I can't remember the last time I had sex with a girl who didn't have "ass antlers." Really, girls? All your backsides look the same.


Ass antlers! fanfarkingtastic. I am going to stop calling them tramp stamps and use this from now on.

/don't have ass antlers
//know people who do
 
2012-10-26 09:25:12 AM  
Men are from stupid. Women are from crazy.
 
2012-10-26 05:51:18 PM  
Every time a woman does something stupid she just blames it on someone else.
 
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