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(Spiegel)   German voters grow disillusioned with "Pirate Party", will vote "Ninja" next time   (spiegel.de) divider line 11
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2012-10-25 09:31:59 PM
Omg, less pirates, means more global warming.

NATO took out a huge pirate boat too.

/have some beachfront in Alaska for sale
 
2012-10-25 09:32:15 PM
I'm ready to get pumped,
 
2012-10-25 09:34:05 PM
The Official Ninja Webpage


Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


Weapons and gear:



Ninja Sword Ninja Stars



Ninja Outfit


Testimonial:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.


Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.
 
2012-10-25 09:58:20 PM
What a ninja may look like:

i981.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 10:07:12 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Did someone say "German ninja"?
 
2012-10-25 10:10:16 PM
Ninjas don't have saucy wenches.

Ninjas don't have hoards of treasure.

Ninjas don't get to enjoy the local women when they arrive in town.

There's not "Yo Ho Ho A Ninja's Life For Me" song.

Ninjas don't have saucy wenches.

Ninjas don't over indulge in women, booze, drugs, and women.

Sorry, Pirates win.
 
2012-10-25 10:26:19 PM

Irving Maimway: Ninjas don't have saucy wenches.

Ninjas don't have hoards of treasure.

Ninjas don't get to enjoy the local women when they arrive in town.

There's not "Yo Ho Ho A Ninja's Life For Me" song.

Ninjas don't have saucy wenches.

Ninjas don't over indulge in women, booze, drugs, and women.

Sorry, Pirates win.


The plural of ninja is ninja
 
2012-10-25 11:50:21 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 11:56:22 PM

Aeonite: Irving Maimway: Ninjas don't have saucy wenches.

Ninjas don't have hoards of treasure.

Ninjas don't get to enjoy the local women when they arrive in town.

There's not "Yo Ho Ho A Ninja's Life For Me" song.

Ninjas don't have saucy wenches.

Ninjas don't over indulge in women, booze, drugs, and women.

Sorry, Pirates win.

The plural of ninja is ninja


A group of pirates is called a rape.
 
2012-10-26 12:46:03 AM
Ninja, Please....
 
2012-10-26 02:34:09 AM
I'd vote for the pirates, if they weren't utterly unfit to rule. Their leadership is basically the worst basement dwellers you could find.

A guy on welfare who can't keep his hands of his smartphone while being interviewed on TV? Someone living in an apartment sharing community? They all dress like shiat. Yes, there is no need for ties ect when you are a geek, but damn, don't look like dumpster divers. And I bet they smell too.
 
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