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(UPI)   Moderate to binge drinking can bamage drain   ( divider line
    More: Scary, postdoctoral fellow  
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6173 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2012 at 10:25 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-26 02:57:29 AM  
More encouraging study, relevant and also recent
Yes I've had 5 IPAs tonight so I'm reaching for good news...
2012-10-26 02:59:07 AM  
It's DAIN BRAMAGE, subby. Geez, get it right.
2012-10-26 03:09:32 AM  

rdu_voyager: It's DAIN BRAMAGE, subby. Geez, get it right.

I wonder if there might be some kind of mental state that would cause him to get it wrong...
2012-10-26 03:12:36 AM  
Perhaps. But binge to binge drinking can result in owning a top 1000 site on the internet.
2012-10-26 04:14:06 AM  
good. my brain has 'caused me nothing but problems my whole life

fark you, brain!

*chug chug chug*
2012-10-26 05:38:34 AM  
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is on vacation, then? Good to know. Knock another one back, boys.
2012-10-26 05:38:56 AM  
Too late for me.
2012-10-26 08:28:14 AM  

rdu_voyager: It's DAIN BRAMAGE, subby. Geez, get it right.

Made famous in the 80's by Bob Nelson in his College All-Star Football skit

At about 2:15 into it he goes: "I myself, when I was a little children, I was playing football with my firends and my head was accidentally ripped from my body. So my head was laying in the mud, and my body was running around tackling shiat, like that! Finally one of my friends put my head back on my body. And the Doctor said I had Dain Bramage. My friends don't know what the fark that shiat is."

Also from that skit: "A mind is a terrible thing."
2012-10-26 08:29:47 AM  
Due to my tolerance and location (New Orleans, where the bars and stores are open 24 hours), I drink an insane quantity of alcohol. I know it's bad for me, I know it makes me dumber than sh*t, but I love it. My liver doesn't return my phone calls, scotch radiates from my pores, and my formerly high-functioning brain fires like a spark plug in a tub of butter - but damn if I'm ever going to stop.
2012-10-26 09:37:07 AM  
i drink exactly 1 beer a day

and like 42 malta goyas

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2012-10-26 10:42:56 AM  
If moderate to binge drinking is wrong, I don't want get fooled again.
2012-10-26 07:18:00 PM  
On the bright side, dain bramaged people are less susceptible to attacks by zombies.
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