The Stealth Hippopotamus: I think Sonic would be for Ron Paul. That hedgehog sure loves his gold rings.
"Thanks, Citizens United!"
Aar1012: What about Cave Johnson? On one hand, you have a businessman but, on the other hand, you have a man who loves science
doloresonthedottedline: In the running for dumbest thing I've read this election season.Mario does too many shrooms to vote for the republican war on drugs, and Lara Croft? Republican? Seriously? Wasn't she raped in some recent video game? Either way I'm pretty sure she cares a little more about reproductive rights.
Marshal805: What about Gannon? Or the Mortal Kombat guys?
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.
Fluorescent Testicle: God-is-a-Taco: 2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech... Who doesn't?
A Dark Evil Omen: Gergesa: I feel we should take into account who supervillians like Bowser, Gannon, and dark samus would be voting for. Heroes shouldn't hog the spot light.They always just write themselves in as a protest vote, though.Except for Dark Samus, who voted for Romney on the basis that Republican environmental policies will make it easier to poison the Earth with Phazon.
A Dark Evil Omen: wedun: wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?my guess?Engineer: RepublicanScout: ObamaSoldier: Doesn't voteHeavy: Writes in "preserved body of Lenin" every electionMedic: ObamaSniper: Gary Johnson
wedun: wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?my guess?Engineer: RepublicanScout: ObamaSoldier: Doesn't vote
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