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(GamesRadar)   Video game characters and their politics: Link, Minecraft Steve and Sonic are for Obama, Mario the plumber and inheritance kid Lara Croft are for Romney, Ezio from Assassin's Creed is for Gary Johnson. Wonder who has the RON PAUL vote   (gamesradar.com) divider line 124
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2012-10-25 10:00:42 PM
I think Sonic would be for Ron Paul. That hedgehog sure loves his gold rings.
 
2012-10-25 10:01:35 PM
Gordon Freeman would probably vote for Ron Paul.
 
2012-10-25 10:01:40 PM
Star Fox for Ron Paul.
 
2012-10-25 10:02:29 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I think Sonic would be for Ron Paul. That hedgehog sure loves his gold rings.


Sonic's a rebel fighter and environmentalist working aggressively against the establishment and Big Robot. He'd be an Occupier and if he voted it would probably be for Stewart Alexander or Jill Stein.
 
2012-10-25 10:02:45 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

RON PAUL!
 
2012-10-25 10:03:19 PM
Also, voting for Ron Paul? Wario.
 
2012-10-25 10:03:30 PM
Toad. Because he knows what it's like to be alone in a room and have people disappointed at seeing him there.

www.thenorthwestreport.com

www.videogamesblogger.com
 
2012-10-25 10:04:20 PM
www.robobrain.org
RON PAUL
 
2012-10-25 10:06:22 PM
That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?
 
2012-10-25 10:07:28 PM
I think that Snake would vote for a cardboard box
 
2012-10-25 10:07:33 PM
media.giantbomb.com
romney or RON PAUL?
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
FOUND RON PAUL
 
2012-10-25 10:09:51 PM
I feel we should take into account who supervillians like Bowser, Gannon, and dark samus would be voting for. Heroes shouldn't hog the spot light.
 
2012-10-25 10:10:17 PM
Romney/Spoony Bard 2012.
 
2012-10-25 10:11:31 PM

Gergesa: I feel we should take into account who supervillians like Bowser, Gannon, and dark samus would be voting for. Heroes shouldn't hog the spot light.


They always just write themselves in as a protest vote, though.

Except for Dark Samus, who voted for Romney on the basis that Republican environmental policies will make it easier to poison the Earth with Phazon.
 
2012-10-25 10:12:19 PM
Wonder who has the RON PAUL vote

Kefka?
 
2012-10-25 10:12:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 10:13:24 PM

wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?


my guess?

Engineer: Republican
Scout: Obama
Soldier: Doesn't vote
 
2012-10-25 10:13:26 PM

wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?


I don't care just as long as the Halloween update hurries up.

/Trolider would vote for that pallet of expired sour cream.
 
2012-10-25 10:13:50 PM
Jill Stein...here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
 
2012-10-25 10:14:37 PM

wedun: wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?

my guess?

Engineer: Republican
Scout: Obama
Soldier: Doesn't vote


Soldier is a 47%er
 
2012-10-25 10:15:02 PM

wedun: wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?

my guess?

Engineer: Republican
Scout: Obama
Soldier: Doesn't vote


Heavy: Writes in "preserved body of Lenin" every election
Medic: Obama
Sniper: Gary Johnson
 
2012-10-25 10:15:59 PM
Those are all (mostly) heroes.

I wanna know what the villains, especially the smarter/craftier ones, think.
 
2012-10-25 10:18:55 PM
I'm assuming Super PAC-Man is for Romney?
 
2012-10-25 10:19:16 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: wedun: wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?

my guess?


Heavy: Writes in "preserved body of Lenin" every election


Heavy would go for Romney, since he's itching to reignite the old Cold War. Which would create jobs ... in Russia.
 
2012-10-25 10:20:36 PM

Practical_Draconian: A Dark Evil Omen: wedun: wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?

my guess?


Heavy: Writes in "preserved body of Lenin" every election


Heavy would go for Romney, since he's itching to reignite the old Cold War. Which would create jobs ... in Russia.


static.gamesradar.com
 
2012-10-25 10:21:23 PM
www.camanis.net
 
2012-10-25 10:24:31 PM
media.giantbomb.com

Romney surrogate
 
2012-10-25 10:25:01 PM
en.touhouwiki.net
Would probably eat the ballot instead of voting
 
2012-10-25 10:25:25 PM

12349876: [www.camanis.net image 640x400]


Nicely done.
 
2012-10-25 10:25:44 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: wedun: wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?

my guess?

Engineer: Republican
Scout: Obama
Soldier: Doesn't vote

Heavy: Writes in "preserved body of Lenin" every election
Medic: Obama
Sniper: Gary Johnson


Could those three and the spy,demoman and whatever the fark the pyro is even vote in the US?
/
 
2012-10-25 10:26:12 PM

A Terrible Human: A Dark Evil Omen: wedun: wedun: That raises questions about the TF2 Mercenaries? who would they vote for?

my guess?

Engineer: Republican
Scout: Obama
Soldier: Doesn't vote

Heavy: Writes in "preserved body of Lenin" every election
Medic: Obama
Sniper: Gary Johnson

Could those three and the spy,demoman and whatever the fark the pyro is even vote in the US?
/


If they're legal citizens, sure.
 
2012-10-25 10:26:50 PM
images.wikia.com

Confession: I cannot be objective in my choice of whom to endorse.

Statement: This unit heartily endorses Mitt Romney. Not only do our models share commonality in many of our servomotors and logic circuits, but his support for escalation of hostilities with Middle Eastern meatbags assures amusement and gainful employment for me.
 
2012-10-25 10:29:01 PM
Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.
 
2012-10-25 10:29:43 PM
A little loony, a little old, and no fun at all?

Why, RON PAUL's got the entire state of Atari in the bag.
 
2012-10-25 10:30:45 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

 

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-25 10:31:21 PM
i208.photobucket.com

This small businessman voted for Obama four years ago, and since then he's watched the Welfare President sit by while his business gets overrun with Street Thug hot dogs and fried eggs. And now Obama wants to take our pepper too.

He'll be voting for Mitt Romney,(a man who understands the plight of small eatery businesses), this time around.
 
2012-10-25 10:33:10 PM
Spy from TF2 would go for Obama. Scout was a RON PAUL college kid probably.

Hm, I wonder about League of Legends characters now ...

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Strong GOP woman. Hell, that's the Sarah Palin fantasy right there.
 
2012-10-25 10:36:30 PM
i48.tinypic.com

RON PAUL!
 
2012-10-25 10:38:21 PM

Markoff_Cheney: [media.giantbomb.com image 500x647]


No way, GLaDOS would definitely vote for Vermin Supreme.
 
2012-10-25 10:39:25 PM
What about Cave Johnson? On one hand, you have a businessman but, on the other hand, you have a man who loves science
 
2012-10-25 10:42:09 PM
Video game character who supports Ron Paul? The best video game character in history.

abcnews.go.com

RON PAUL!
 
2012-10-25 10:42:34 PM
Q*bert supported Santorum in the primaries.
 
2012-10-25 10:43:31 PM
Geno-Obama
Mallow-Romney
Booster-Ron Paul
Punchinello-Gary Johnson
 
2012-10-25 10:43:33 PM

Aar1012: What about Cave Johnson? On one hand, you have a businessman but, on the other hand, you have a man who loves science


i1.theportalwiki.net

I stand for the things that made America great! Innovation! Freedom! Explosions! The kind of daring that says that, no matter how many hobos we mutate, we keep trying, dangit! And that's why I'm supporting Gary Johnson! He believes in the same America I do, where the entrepreneur won't have to worry about the EPA complaining about 'moon rocks in the ground water'! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MOON ROCKS! I BATHE IN 'EM! *cough*
 
2012-10-25 10:44:12 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Gergesa: I feel we should take into account who supervillians like Bowser, Gannon, and dark samus would be voting for. Heroes shouldn't hog the spot light.

They always just write themselves in as a protest vote, though.

Except for Dark Samus, who voted for Romney on the basis that Republican environmental policies will make it easier to poison the Earth with Phazon.


mjcdn.motherjones.com

The fact is, I like Phazon. Don't get me wrong, I like fuel gel too. But Obama refuses to consider Phazon, because of a ridiculous, short-sighted, radical environmentalist agenda.

We have the capability to utilize clean Phazon technology to meet all of our energy needs.

And because it can self-replicate, Phazon can solve our energy security problems... permanently!
 
2012-10-25 10:44:23 PM

Parthenogenetic:
images.wikia.com]

Confession: I cannot be objective in my choice of whom to endorse.

Statement: This unit heartily endorses Mitt Romney. Not only do our models share commonality in many of our servomotors and logic circuits, but his support for escalation of hostilities with Middle Eastern meatbags assures amusement and gainful employment for me meatbag.


/FTFY
 
2012-10-25 10:47:09 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-10-25 10:48:43 PM
I'm guessing The Boss would just expound on the futility of politics, and how the Philosophers (later the Patriots and much later a bunch of AIs) control everything anyway.
 
2012-10-25 10:50:52 PM
i45.tinypic.com

PORNULA!
 
2012-10-25 10:51:30 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: I stand for the things that made America great! Innovation! Freedom! Explosions! The kind of daring that says that, no matter how many hobos we mutate, we keep trying, dangit! And that's why I'm supporting Gary Johnson! He believes in the same America I do, where the entrepreneur won't have to worry about the EPA complaining about 'moon rocks in the ground water'! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MOON ROCKS! I BATHE IN 'EM! *cough*


*applause*

/Read that in his voice.
//Still laughing.
 
2012-10-25 10:51:38 PM
i.imgur.com

"Thanks, Citizens United!"
 
2012-10-25 10:51:43 PM

Strix occidentalis: I'm guessing The Boss would just expound on the futility of politics, and how the Philosophers (later the Patriots and much later a bunch of AIs) control everything anyway.


Major Zero would be the deciding vote
 
2012-10-25 10:52:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 10:53:44 PM
Obviously most Pokemon villains would be voting for Romney.

i48.tinypic.com

2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech
 
2012-10-25 10:55:13 PM

God-is-a-Taco: 2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech


... Who doesn't?
 
2012-10-25 10:55:37 PM

God-is-a-Taco:
2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech


Team Rocket blasts away to frown upon that sentence

/I didn't even like Pokemon
 
2012-10-25 10:58:39 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: God-is-a-Taco: 2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech

... Who doesn't?


Herman Cain, perhaps?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-25 10:58:56 PM
www.wowpedia.org

Romney.

wow.zamimg.com

Obama.
 
2012-10-25 10:59:37 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.


If no one else sponsors you for TotalFark in the next hour, I will.
 
2012-10-25 11:01:09 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.


Upon further consideration, I have sponsored you now.
 
2012-10-25 11:04:24 PM
wikicheats.gametrailers.com

I believe that Mr. Paul has this man's support.
 
2012-10-25 11:12:22 PM

Dimensio: [wikicheats.gametrailers.com image 400x268]

I believe that Mr. Paul has this man's support.


An old pirate turned vampire anarchist?

Nah, he's more into the chaos. And probably disillusioned since Nader lost the Greens.
 
2012-10-25 11:14:03 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.


Setzer would flip a coin actually.
 
2012-10-25 11:30:28 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-10-25 11:32:45 PM
I used to vote for third party candidates, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
 
2012-10-25 11:33:26 PM
D'oy! Kudos, Tax Boy
 
2012-10-25 11:36:14 PM

A_Shamfur_Dispray: Gordon Freeman would probably vote for Ron Paul.


Nah, I see Gordon Freeman as an Obama voter. He's a scientist, after all, and all Romney's bluster about cutting the budget (but not the military) threatens his grants.

Practical_Draconian: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Setzer would flip a coin actually.


Edgar would flip a coin for his and Sabin's vote. A two-headed coin.
 
2012-10-25 11:37:08 PM
Fluorescent Testicle:
Aar1012:
Parthenogenetic:



Hmm, good, good.
It's hard to tell if a reference will hit or not sometimes, especially in the politics tab which tends to skew on the older side. 
It is a good day.
 
2012-10-25 11:38:21 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.


Mog would vote for Obama because he's a good dancer, and Umaro would mistake the booth for a port-a-potty and leave a huge nasty dump.

Kefka would be torn between Ron Paul or Romney, since he can't decide if he wants to vote for crazy or for evil.
 
2012-10-25 11:39:16 PM

OrygunFarker: I'm assuming Super PAC-Man is for Romney?


Pac-man would be for RON PAUL. He just wants to munch his magic pills in peace.


Parthenogenetic: [images.wikia.com image 278x327]

Confession: I cannot be objective in my choice of whom to endorse.

Statement: This unit heartily endorses Mitt Romney. Not only do our models share commonality in many of our servomotors and logic circuits, but his support for escalation of hostilities with Middle Eastern meatbags assures amusement and gainful employment for me.


Nice.
 
2012-10-25 11:40:56 PM
Engineer: Romney
Scout: Forgot to Vote
Soldier: Ms. Jane Doe as a write-in
Pyro: A poorly drawn Pinkie Pie in the write-in space
Spy (as Scout): Obama

The rest are dirty forigners without disguises and don't get to vote.
 
2012-10-25 11:41:17 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
VOTE FOR GARY JOHNSON, farkHEAD!
 
2012-10-25 11:47:18 PM

Dimensio: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Upon further consideration, I have sponsored you now.


Haha, thanks. My only hope for that comment was that I didn't forget any character... and I did.

/I'm so sorry, Mog...
 
2012-10-25 11:48:58 PM
I think my druid from WoW would vote for Jill Stein.

Dorfs from Dwarf Fortress would vote Obama, little biatches act entitled to all kinds of shiat.

Trevelyan(Janus) from Goldeneye would vote for Romney.
 
2012-10-25 11:50:53 PM
It's a shame Unova hasn't adopted single payer. Universal health care is nice, but can't we just tax the pokemarts?
 
2012-10-25 11:51:07 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Dimensio: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Upon further consideration, I have sponsored you now.

Haha, thanks. My only hope for that comment was that I didn't forget any character... and I did.

/I'm so sorry, Mog...


Mog would totally vote Romney, no respect for the unemployed.

Video Proof
 
2012-10-25 11:51:29 PM
Subby: Wonder who has the RON PAUL vote

images.wikia.com
 
2012-10-25 11:51:59 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Mog would vote for Obama because he's a good dancer, and Umaro would mistake the booth for a port-a-potty and leave a huge nasty dump.

Kefka would be torn between Ron Paul or Romney, since he can't decide if he wants to vote for crazy or for evil.


I can only assume that Chupon would vote for Virgil Goode.
 
2012-10-25 11:53:47 PM
You're all wrong. The answer to subby's question is "VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION!!!!!!"
 
2012-10-25 11:57:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I think Sonic would be for Ron Paul. That hedgehog sure loves his gold rings.


Plus, Sonic consistently moves to the right.
 
2012-10-26 12:11:54 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Mog would vote for Obama because he's a good dancer, and Umaro would mistake the booth for a port-a-potty and leave a huge nasty dump.

Kefka would be torn between Ron Paul or Romney, since he can't decide if he wants to vote for crazy or for evil.


Unfortunate, then, that Mr. Donald Trump did not run for the Presidency.
 
2012-10-26 12:11:55 AM
i1207.photobucket.com

Ron Paul
 
2012-10-26 12:14:26 AM

Dimensio: FuryOfFirestorm: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Mog would vote for Obama because he's a good dancer, and Umaro would mistake the booth for a port-a-potty and leave a huge nasty dump.

Kefka would be torn between Ron Paul or Romney, since he can't decide if he wants to vote for crazy or for evil.

Unfortunate, then, that Mr. Donald Trump did not run for the Presidency.


Kefka would write in Hermain Cain for every position on the ballot.
 
2012-10-26 12:17:10 AM
What about Gannon? Or the Mortal Kombat guys?
 
2012-10-26 12:20:05 AM
I'm guessing Captains Price and MacTavish would be Obama fans. It's a drone thing.
 
2012-10-26 12:25:52 AM

Marshal805: What about Gannon? Or the Mortal Kombat guys?


Gannon writes in his own name.
 
2012-10-26 12:27:28 AM

saintstryfe: [www.wowpedia.org image 416x591]

Romney.

[wow.zamimg.com image 689x1017]

Obama.


They're both members of the Horde....( or is that the point?)
 
2012-10-26 12:28:56 AM
Who's for Ron Paul?

Everyone in EVE.
 
2012-10-26 12:34:34 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
RON PAUL!!
 
2012-10-26 12:50:57 AM
I'm still undecided until Leisure Suit Larry makes his voting preferences known.
 
2012-10-26 12:59:46 AM

Parthenogenetic: [images.wikia.com image 278x327]

Confession: I cannot be objective in my choice of whom to endorse.

Statement: This unit heartily endorses Mitt Romney. Not only do our models share commonality in many of our servomotors and logic circuits, but his support for escalation of hostilities with Middle Eastern meatbags assures amusement and gainful employment for me.


His vote will be bugged.
 
2012-10-26 01:50:37 AM
metalarcade.net

can't believe I am the first to point out RON PAUL'S favorite DEMON!
 
2012-10-26 02:26:35 AM
Duke Nukem likes to kick ass, chew bubblegum and vote for Romney..Cause he needs all the guns
he can get...
 
2012-10-26 03:02:32 AM
Sweater Man from XCOM:EU would probably go Romney. Need that extra funding and more rookies for the grinder.
 
2012-10-26 03:07:18 AM

Tax Boy: [i.qkme.me image 625x563]


Flawless victory.
 
2012-10-26 03:10:52 AM
C.J. in GTA: San Andreas would vote Obama.
Dig Dug would vote Romney (he's white with blue eyes, duh)
 
2012-10-26 03:14:27 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: saintstryfe: [www.wowpedia.org image 416x591]

Romney.

[wow.zamimg.com image 689x1017]

Obama.

They're both members of the Horde....( or is that the point?)


Well, one is putting an arrow into the other at some point this Expansion. so I assume they vote differently. I assume that Trade Prince Gallywix is all money, so he's totally Romney, so is the Banshee Queen because she loves death and he stinks of it. Lor'themar (who?) just votes for whomever has the best hair, so Romney. Baine votes for Jill Stein, because he's like that. Ji Firepaw can't vote (illegal immigrant).

The Alliance is almost totally Obama. Varian and Muradin Brozebeard like his agressive but sensible foreign policy. Falstad Wildhammer and Tyrannde like his environmental record. High Tinkerer Mekkatorque likes his support of the sciences. Prophet Velen likes his support of faiths without selecting a single one. The only exceptions: King Greymane likes Romney because he's old money. Myra Bronzebeard is just totally for Gary Johnson being they share insanity. Aysa Cloudsinger can't vote (also illegal immigrant).

/I've managed to derail TWO politics threads in two days into WoW talk. I am totally awesome.
pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com 
//Derpy votes for muffins.
 
2012-10-26 03:58:46 AM

saintstryfe: Derpy votes for muffins.


Muffins!
 
2012-10-26 05:50:51 AM
thefarkamireading.jpg
 
2012-10-26 06:11:46 AM
In the running for dumbest thing I've read this election season.

Mario does too many shrooms to vote for the republican war on drugs, and Lara Croft? Republican? Seriously? Wasn't she raped in some recent video game? Either way I'm pretty sure she cares a little more about reproductive rights.
 
2012-10-26 06:14:45 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Gergesa: I feel we should take into account who supervillians like Bowser, Gannon, and dark samus would be voting for. Heroes shouldn't hog the spot light.

They always just write themselves in as a protest vote, though.

Except for Dark Samus, who voted for Romney on the basis that Republican environmental policies will make it easier to poison the Earth with Phazon.


Bowser has too many kids already, I think he'd vote against the party limiting reproductive rights. His repeated kidnappings of Peach also seem a little rapey though so maybe Republican.
 
2012-10-26 06:32:14 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]
RON PAUL!!


Go for the ballot box, Boo!
 
2012-10-26 08:02:22 AM

doloresonthedottedline: In the running for dumbest thing I've read this election season.

Mario does too many shrooms to vote for the republican war on drugs, and Lara Croft? Republican? Seriously? Wasn't she raped in some recent video game? Either way I'm pretty sure she cares a little more about reproductive rights.


To me, she doesn't seem like the sort of person who would vote at all - I can only envision her having utter contempt for politics and politicians. She isn't really interested in society's rules, and wouldn't care who makes them.
Same for Duke Nukem. Can't picture him in a voting booth.
 
2012-10-26 08:14:33 AM
People keep saying the Engineer is a Romney supporter because of his accent but let's think about this:

1. He's highly educated (holds 11 PhDs in the sciences) and highly educated people tend to break for the democrats, and scientists even more so.
2. He clearly supports infrastructure development which Obama clearly had a much better record on.
3. He's likely to support a stronger, leaner, meaner military built on technological developments vs. horses and bayonets.

I gotta say, Texan and all, I think the Engie is a secret democrat.
 
2012-10-26 08:23:33 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth. 

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]


Kefka would blow up the voting booth and kill all of the voters. Then laugh.
 
2012-10-26 08:28:00 AM
Cloud would vote Obama (gay rights)
Barrett the Green Party
Cid Romney
Aeris Ron Paul
Sephiroth Obama (gay rights)
 
2012-10-26 08:52:39 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]
RON PAUL!!


But who's Minsk voting for?
 
2012-10-26 09:02:46 AM
The patrol from Battlefield 2 Bad Company would vote for Ron Paul or Gary Johnson, because they REALLY don't want to be there...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-26 09:21:58 AM
Obama:
Asura (gave Obama her star to hold Biden's soul to keep him in check)
Hermaeus Mora (loves knowledge and presumably science)
Mehrunes Dagon (likes change, though not so much with the hope)
Mephala (plays the long game)
Meridia (thinks Romney is some sort of half-human, half-robot zombie and therefore must be destroyed)
Peryite (helps Biden wash his Firebird)
Sanguine (can't vote for someone that doesn't drink)


Romney:
Boethiah (is a birther)
Clavicus Vile (love-hate relationship with his dog)
Hircine (hunter, probably does dressage on the weekends)
Malacath (has a shrine in Ryan's workout room)
Molag Bal (approves of human slave factories in China)
Namira (likes Romney's style)
Nocturnal (voted for McCain last time and gave her cowl to Palin)
Vaermina (gave Romney her Skull of Corruption because she was curious what his evil clone would look like)

Ron Paul:
Sheogorath (because.)
 
2012-10-26 09:34:17 AM
g42.org

// Translation: RONPAUL!
 
2012-10-26 09:37:04 AM
Caithe - Sylvari seem like pretty hard core eco-freaks, so Green Party probably fits best
Zojja - As pro-science, votes for Obama
Eir - Norn seem pretty personal freedom and don't really have leaders per se, so probably Libertarian
Rytlock - As a ready for war soldier, probably goes for Romney
Logan Thackeray - Probably still undecided between Obama and Romney

Traeherne - Doesn't matter who he votes for, he's going to basically take all the damn credit for the end anyway, the bastard.
 
2012-10-26 10:07:11 AM

jso2897: doloresonthedottedline: In the running for dumbest thing I've read this election season.

Mario does too many shrooms to vote for the republican war on drugs, and Lara Croft? Republican? Seriously? Wasn't she raped in some recent video game? Either way I'm pretty sure she cares a little more about reproductive rights.

To me, she doesn't seem like the sort of person who would vote at all - I can only envision her having utter contempt for politics and politicians. She isn't really interested in society's rules, and wouldn't care who makes them.
Same for Duke Nukem. Can't picture him in a voting booth.


Lara can't vote...she's not an American citizen.
 
2012-10-26 10:58:38 AM
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Ron Paul
 
2012-10-26 11:17:29 AM

doloresonthedottedline: In the running for dumbest thing I've read this election season.

Mario does too many shrooms to vote for the republican war on drugs, and Lara Croft? Republican? Seriously? Wasn't she raped in some recent video game? Either way I'm pretty sure she cares a little more about reproductive rights.


You think as much as she works out that she's capable of reproducing? You could bust in her every day for 3 months without a care in the world.
 
2012-10-26 11:38:04 AM

Marshal805: What about Gannon?




he keeps attempting to enter the Golden Land; so obvious Ron Paul supporter.
 
2012-10-26 11:52:21 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: Aar1012: What about Cave Johnson? On one hand, you have a businessman but, on the other hand, you have a man who loves science

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I stand for the things that made America great! Innovation! Freedom! Explosions! The kind of daring that says that, no matter how many hobos we mutate, we keep trying, dangit! And that's why I'm supporting Gary Johnson! He believes in the same America I do, where the entrepreneur won't have to worry about the EPA complaining about 'moon rocks in the ground water'! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MOON ROCKS! I BATHE IN 'EM! *cough*

 

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-26 12:57:40 PM

The AlbinoSaxon: Sweater Man from XCOM:EU would probably go Romney. Need that extra funding and more rookies for the grinder.


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I dunno, Bradford kind of gives off that "don't ask don't tell" vibe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W61oznY8NkM#t=3m30s
 
2012-10-26 02:30:19 PM
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RON PAUL!
 
2012-10-26 02:34:41 PM

12349876: [www.camanis.net image 640x400]


I see what you did there, and I like it,
 
2012-10-26 03:48:53 PM
Tommy Vercetti would vote Ron Paul.
 
2012-10-26 04:21:47 PM
maxheck : i48.tinypic.com


Damn, that makes me feel old.

// The Dopefish lives
 
2012-10-26 05:09:00 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: jso2897: doloresonthedottedline: In the running for dumbest thing I've read this election season.

Mario does too many shrooms to vote for the republican war on drugs, and Lara Croft? Republican? Seriously? Wasn't she raped in some recent video game? Either way I'm pretty sure she cares a little more about reproductive rights.

To me, she doesn't seem like the sort of person who would vote at all - I can only envision her having utter contempt for politics and politicians. She isn't really interested in society's rules, and wouldn't care who makes them.
Same for Duke Nukem. Can't picture him in a voting booth.

Lara can't vote...she's not an American citizen.


Duke seems to be the kind of guy who'd write in "My Ass" and joke about it for the next few weeks.
 
2012-10-26 07:44:22 PM
I think Toe Jam and Earl might vote for Ron Paul.
 
2012-10-26 08:57:00 PM
Nobody has said The Postal Dude yet? Because you just know that that's the type who would vote for RON PAUL.
 
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