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(GamesRadar)   Video game characters and their politics: Link, Minecraft Steve and Sonic are for Obama, Mario the plumber and inheritance kid Lara Croft are for Romney, Ezio from Assassin's Creed is for Gary Johnson. Wonder who has the RON PAUL vote   (gamesradar.com) divider line 124
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2012-10-25 10:51:38 PM  
i.imgur.com

"Thanks, Citizens United!"
 
2012-10-25 10:51:43 PM  

Strix occidentalis: I'm guessing The Boss would just expound on the futility of politics, and how the Philosophers (later the Patriots and much later a bunch of AIs) control everything anyway.


Major Zero would be the deciding vote
 
2012-10-25 10:52:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 10:53:44 PM  
Obviously most Pokemon villains would be voting for Romney.

i48.tinypic.com

2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech
 
2012-10-25 10:55:13 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: 2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech


... Who doesn't?
 
2012-10-25 10:55:37 PM  

God-is-a-Taco:
2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech


Team Rocket blasts away to frown upon that sentence

/I didn't even like Pokemon
 
2012-10-25 10:58:39 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: God-is-a-Taco: 2% chance someone here recognizes that intro speech

... Who doesn't?


Herman Cain, perhaps?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-25 10:58:56 PM  
www.wowpedia.org

Romney.

wow.zamimg.com

Obama.
 
2012-10-25 10:59:37 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.


If no one else sponsors you for TotalFark in the next hour, I will.
 
2012-10-25 11:01:09 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.


Upon further consideration, I have sponsored you now.
 
2012-10-25 11:04:24 PM  
wikicheats.gametrailers.com

I believe that Mr. Paul has this man's support.
 
2012-10-25 11:12:22 PM  

Dimensio: [wikicheats.gametrailers.com image 400x268]

I believe that Mr. Paul has this man's support.


An old pirate turned vampire anarchist?

Nah, he's more into the chaos. And probably disillusioned since Nader lost the Greens.
 
2012-10-25 11:14:03 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.


Setzer would flip a coin actually.
 
2012-10-25 11:30:28 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-10-25 11:32:45 PM  
I used to vote for third party candidates, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
 
2012-10-25 11:33:26 PM  
D'oy! Kudos, Tax Boy
 
2012-10-25 11:36:14 PM  

A_Shamfur_Dispray: Gordon Freeman would probably vote for Ron Paul.


Nah, I see Gordon Freeman as an Obama voter. He's a scientist, after all, and all Romney's bluster about cutting the budget (but not the military) threatens his grants.

Practical_Draconian: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Setzer would flip a coin actually.


Edgar would flip a coin for his and Sabin's vote. A two-headed coin.
 
2012-10-25 11:37:08 PM  
Fluorescent Testicle:
Aar1012:
Parthenogenetic:



Hmm, good, good.
It's hard to tell if a reference will hit or not sometimes, especially in the politics tab which tends to skew on the older side. 
It is a good day.
 
2012-10-25 11:38:21 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.


Mog would vote for Obama because he's a good dancer, and Umaro would mistake the booth for a port-a-potty and leave a huge nasty dump.

Kefka would be torn between Ron Paul or Romney, since he can't decide if he wants to vote for crazy or for evil.
 
2012-10-25 11:39:16 PM  

OrygunFarker: I'm assuming Super PAC-Man is for Romney?


Pac-man would be for RON PAUL. He just wants to munch his magic pills in peace.


Parthenogenetic: [images.wikia.com image 278x327]

Confession: I cannot be objective in my choice of whom to endorse.

Statement: This unit heartily endorses Mitt Romney. Not only do our models share commonality in many of our servomotors and logic circuits, but his support for escalation of hostilities with Middle Eastern meatbags assures amusement and gainful employment for me.


Nice.
 
2012-10-25 11:40:56 PM  
Engineer: Romney
Scout: Forgot to Vote
Soldier: Ms. Jane Doe as a write-in
Pyro: A poorly drawn Pinkie Pie in the write-in space
Spy (as Scout): Obama

The rest are dirty forigners without disguises and don't get to vote.
 
2012-10-25 11:41:17 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
VOTE FOR GARY JOHNSON, farkHEAD!
 
2012-10-25 11:47:18 PM  

Dimensio: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Upon further consideration, I have sponsored you now.


Haha, thanks. My only hope for that comment was that I didn't forget any character... and I did.

/I'm so sorry, Mog...
 
2012-10-25 11:48:58 PM  
I think my druid from WoW would vote for Jill Stein.

Dorfs from Dwarf Fortress would vote Obama, little biatches act entitled to all kinds of shiat.

Trevelyan(Janus) from Goldeneye would vote for Romney.
 
2012-10-25 11:50:53 PM  
It's a shame Unova hasn't adopted single payer. Universal health care is nice, but can't we just tax the pokemarts?
 
2012-10-25 11:51:07 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Dimensio: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Upon further consideration, I have sponsored you now.

Haha, thanks. My only hope for that comment was that I didn't forget any character... and I did.

/I'm so sorry, Mog...


Mog would totally vote Romney, no respect for the unemployed.

Video Proof
 
2012-10-25 11:51:29 PM  
Subby: Wonder who has the RON PAUL vote

images.wikia.com
 
2012-10-25 11:51:59 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Mog would vote for Obama because he's a good dancer, and Umaro would mistake the booth for a port-a-potty and leave a huge nasty dump.

Kefka would be torn between Ron Paul or Romney, since he can't decide if he wants to vote for crazy or for evil.


I can only assume that Chupon would vote for Virgil Goode.
 
2012-10-25 11:53:47 PM  
You're all wrong. The answer to subby's question is "VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION!!!!!!"
 
2012-10-25 11:57:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I think Sonic would be for Ron Paul. That hedgehog sure loves his gold rings.


Plus, Sonic consistently moves to the right.
 
2012-10-26 12:11:54 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Mog would vote for Obama because he's a good dancer, and Umaro would mistake the booth for a port-a-potty and leave a huge nasty dump.

Kefka would be torn between Ron Paul or Romney, since he can't decide if he wants to vote for crazy or for evil.


Unfortunate, then, that Mr. Donald Trump did not run for the Presidency.
 
2012-10-26 12:11:55 AM  
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Ron Paul
 
2012-10-26 12:14:26 AM  

Dimensio: FuryOfFirestorm: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Terra, Locke, Celes, Strago, and for Relm for Obama. Cyan, Setzer, and Edgar for Romney. Gau, Sabin, and Shadow for Ron Paul. Gogo would vote for whoever was last in the booth.

Mog would vote for Obama because he's a good dancer, and Umaro would mistake the booth for a port-a-potty and leave a huge nasty dump.

Kefka would be torn between Ron Paul or Romney, since he can't decide if he wants to vote for crazy or for evil.

Unfortunate, then, that Mr. Donald Trump did not run for the Presidency.


Kefka would write in Hermain Cain for every position on the ballot.
 
2012-10-26 12:17:10 AM  
What about Gannon? Or the Mortal Kombat guys?
 
2012-10-26 12:20:05 AM  
I'm guessing Captains Price and MacTavish would be Obama fans. It's a drone thing.
 
2012-10-26 12:25:52 AM  

Marshal805: What about Gannon? Or the Mortal Kombat guys?


Gannon writes in his own name.
 
2012-10-26 12:27:28 AM  

saintstryfe: [www.wowpedia.org image 416x591]

Romney.

[wow.zamimg.com image 689x1017]

Obama.


They're both members of the Horde....( or is that the point?)
 
2012-10-26 12:28:56 AM  
Who's for Ron Paul?

Everyone in EVE.
 
2012-10-26 12:34:34 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
RON PAUL!!
 
2012-10-26 12:50:57 AM  
I'm still undecided until Leisure Suit Larry makes his voting preferences known.
 
2012-10-26 12:59:46 AM  

Parthenogenetic: [images.wikia.com image 278x327]

Confession: I cannot be objective in my choice of whom to endorse.

Statement: This unit heartily endorses Mitt Romney. Not only do our models share commonality in many of our servomotors and logic circuits, but his support for escalation of hostilities with Middle Eastern meatbags assures amusement and gainful employment for me.


His vote will be bugged.
 
2012-10-26 01:50:37 AM  
metalarcade.net

can't believe I am the first to point out RON PAUL'S favorite DEMON!
 
2012-10-26 02:26:35 AM  
Duke Nukem likes to kick ass, chew bubblegum and vote for Romney..Cause he needs all the guns
he can get...
 
2012-10-26 03:02:32 AM  
Sweater Man from XCOM:EU would probably go Romney. Need that extra funding and more rookies for the grinder.
 
2012-10-26 03:07:18 AM  

Tax Boy: [i.qkme.me image 625x563]


Flawless victory.
 
2012-10-26 03:10:52 AM  
C.J. in GTA: San Andreas would vote Obama.
Dig Dug would vote Romney (he's white with blue eyes, duh)
 
2012-10-26 03:14:27 AM  

Forbidden Doughnut: saintstryfe: [www.wowpedia.org image 416x591]

Romney.

[wow.zamimg.com image 689x1017]

Obama.

They're both members of the Horde....( or is that the point?)


Well, one is putting an arrow into the other at some point this Expansion. so I assume they vote differently. I assume that Trade Prince Gallywix is all money, so he's totally Romney, so is the Banshee Queen because she loves death and he stinks of it. Lor'themar (who?) just votes for whomever has the best hair, so Romney. Baine votes for Jill Stein, because he's like that. Ji Firepaw can't vote (illegal immigrant).

The Alliance is almost totally Obama. Varian and Muradin Brozebeard like his agressive but sensible foreign policy. Falstad Wildhammer and Tyrannde like his environmental record. High Tinkerer Mekkatorque likes his support of the sciences. Prophet Velen likes his support of faiths without selecting a single one. The only exceptions: King Greymane likes Romney because he's old money. Myra Bronzebeard is just totally for Gary Johnson being they share insanity. Aysa Cloudsinger can't vote (also illegal immigrant).

/I've managed to derail TWO politics threads in two days into WoW talk. I am totally awesome.
pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com 
//Derpy votes for muffins.
 
2012-10-26 03:58:46 AM  

saintstryfe: Derpy votes for muffins.


Muffins!
 
2012-10-26 05:50:51 AM  
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2012-10-26 06:11:46 AM  
In the running for dumbest thing I've read this election season.

Mario does too many shrooms to vote for the republican war on drugs, and Lara Croft? Republican? Seriously? Wasn't she raped in some recent video game? Either way I'm pretty sure she cares a little more about reproductive rights.
 
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