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(WorldNetDaily)   October surprises continue as Corsi reveals the possibility that Obama had a nose job to hide his communist past, or some shiat like that i dont know anymore   (wnd.com) divider line 84
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2012-10-25 05:10:17 PM  
Ah Corsi, the guy that fed Sheriff Joe all that bullsh*t birther stuff that sent my tax dollars to Hawaii and then gave us the dance a thon press conferences.

This is good comedy.
 
2012-10-25 05:10:31 PM  
Every time the Right-Wing nut factory comes up with some other asinine, grasping-at-straws reason why Obama is not "technically" "eligible" to "be President," all it does is further underscore their complete lack of ANYTHING resembling a reasoned, substantive argument.
 
2012-10-25 05:17:42 PM  
Wat.
 
2012-10-25 05:17:55 PM  
Well, I wasn't convinced until now, but screw this. I'm totally voting for Romney now. This was the last straw. You have lied to America for too long, Nosebama!


/Aw, shiat, I early voted.
 
2012-10-25 05:19:17 PM  
Copy/pasted from a thread on this that went red:

I really want WND to release a biography of what they think Obama's life was like.

"The day that the KGB showed up to take baby Barack from that hut in Kenya remains silent from our history books, unlike the cry his mother gave as they tore him from her arms, which rang out solidly over the Serengeti. The man in the middle of the group of abductors took off his mask, and looked down at her. "Frank!" she gasped as she recognized the man her parents sold her to in order to fulfill their socialist prophecy, the man she'd left for Barack Obama Sr. months earlier. "Hello, Anne," he hissed in a snake-like voice. "I've come to collect my son.""
 
2012-10-25 05:20:34 PM  
lol I love their crazy, that's clearly an unchanged nose. I did like this though,

In the aftermath of Donald Trump's challenge to Obama to release his college and passport records in exchange for a $5 million donation to Obama's charities, here's another secret from Obama's life of mystery and make-believe.

Wait, another? 'In the aftermath of Donald blah blah....here's another'? Where was the previous? Was Trump's shenanigans a secret from Obama's mystery past?

What this article boils down to is, 'They kinda look similar, don't they? I mean... all of them, they all look sort of similar'.

Nutjobs.
 
2012-10-25 05:21:28 PM  
It's a 10.0 derpquake

/FFS what retards
 
2012-10-25 05:25:23 PM  
nose talk huh. now that's what i call GONZO JOURNALISM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-10-25 05:26:21 PM  
So he changed his nose, aka "facial forgery", but kept his name, his SSN, his birthdate, and the rest of his identity... so hide from his past?

what is this i dont even
 
2012-10-25 05:28:24 PM  
WND would like to remind us that black people sometimes have wider noses than white people.

But this is not another racist dog-whistle or anything.
 
2012-10-25 05:32:27 PM  
Great. As if Birthers weren't bad enough. Now we have Ringers and Nosers.
 
2012-10-25 05:32:33 PM  
Yeah, and Romney spray tans to be blacker.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!
 
2012-10-25 05:33:57 PM  
WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.
 
2012-10-25 05:48:56 PM  
I just love posting in their threads. But I swear one of these days I'm going to get my house vandalized. My name there is my real name. How do you change your name appearance on Google+ without creating a whole new account? I've looked and come up empty.
 
2012-10-25 06:02:31 PM  
This guy is a classic satirist. Not even the Onion can compete with Jero-

i159.photobucket.com

What's that?...I...I'm being told that Mr. Corsi and World Net Daily
are actually serious, and - it would appear - totally insane douchebags.
 
2012-10-25 06:04:52 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Nosebama!


Tee hee.

Diogenes: I just love posting in their threads. But I swear one of these days I'm going to get my house vandalized. My name there is my real name. How do you change your name appearance on Google+ without creating a whole new account? I've looked and come up empty.


Not using Google+ at all is an option many have chosen.
 
2012-10-25 06:07:10 PM  
thanks alot rhinobama
 
2012-10-25 06:10:33 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: So he changed his nose, aka "facial forgery", but kept his name, his SSN, his birthdate, and the rest of his identity... so hide from his past?

what is this i dont even


You haven't been paying attention, have you? He didn't keep his SSN because he didn't get one (being Kenian and all) . He got someone's, probably a dead person's, after he was moved to Hawaii following his Islami-communist training. regimen.
 
2012-10-25 06:11:39 PM  

SilentStrider: Wat.


Birtherism is dying, so Corsi decided that he would change to mining for gold in a nose.
 
2012-10-25 06:13:11 PM  

BKITU: SilentStrider: Wat.

Birtherism is dying, so Corsi decided that he would change to mining for gold in a nose.


I imagine he's well practiced at mining for nose nuggets
 
2012-10-25 06:22:40 PM  
Corsi sounds quite desperate if he's clutching at noses now.
 
2012-10-25 06:23:04 PM  
You know who'd find this useful? Dark Helmet.
 
2012-10-25 06:40:15 PM  
Oh WND, you never fail to make me smile.
 
2012-10-25 06:58:18 PM  
www.wnd.com
The Nose Knows.....
 
2012-10-25 07:00:57 PM  
This is what racists actually believe.
 
2012-10-25 07:03:08 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BKITU: SilentStrider: Wat.

Birtherism is dying, so Corsi decided that he would change to mining for gold in a nose.

I imagine he's well practiced at mining for nose nuggets


He was a little green at first, but soon was able to find a fine boogeyman to throw around.
 
2012-10-25 07:04:03 PM  

WTF Indeed: [www.wnd.com image 706x422]
The Nose Knows.....


LOLSHOOP

I have zero skillz and even I can tell by the pixels.
 
2012-10-25 07:20:10 PM  
So the cover-story to make him more acceptable to American voters was that his dad is actually a foreign, Muslim, deadbeat Dad.

Because what undecided voter can't relate to that?
 
2012-10-25 07:38:07 PM  
I don't know very many people who have the same nose as a mid-life adult that they had as a teenager.
Cartilage grows (very slowly) all throughout your life.

S'why very elderly people tend to have ears and noses that are disproportionate (and don't look a thing like they did when they were young).
 
2012-10-25 07:55:43 PM  

syzygy whizz: I don't know very many people who have the same nose as a mid-life adult that they had as a teenager.
Cartilage grows (very slowly) all throughout your life.

S'why very elderly people tend to have ears and noses that are disproportionate (and don't look a thing like they did when they were young).


COMMIE NOSE
 
2012-10-25 07:55:55 PM  
Ok, lets for the sake of argument he did have a nose job...

SO
farkING
WHAT!!!!!!

I mean what's next?
OBAMA HAD SKINTAG REMOVED TO ERASE PROOF OF PACT WITH SATAN!!!!
 
2012-10-25 08:01:39 PM  

baka-san: Ok, lets for the sake of argument he did have a nose job...

SO
farkING
WHAT!!!!!!

I mean what's next?
OBAMA HAD SKINTAG REMOVED TO ERASE PROOF OF PACT WITH SATAN!!!!


I heard he once had a boil lanced and he even had a cavity filled.
 
2012-10-25 08:02:55 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I heard he once had a boil lanced and he even had a cavity filled.


Stop perpetuating the "Obama is gay" conspiracy.
 
2012-10-25 08:13:04 PM  
Whoever has that list of adjectives for Obama, you'll need to add "face forger" to it
 
2012-10-25 08:32:20 PM  

WTF Indeed: [www.wnd.com image 706x422]
The Nose Knows.....


Seriously? I mean... seriously? Dude. Get help.
 
2012-10-25 08:34:46 PM  
He had a nose job because he's a secret Jew. Come on, Corsi. You could do better.
 
2012-10-25 08:34:56 PM  
Lots of October Surprises this year... Could it be related to the mass Oktoberfest knock-offs all across America? I'm just asking questions here.
 
2012-10-25 08:38:05 PM  
You know who else went after people due to the size of their noses?
 
2012-10-25 08:38:06 PM  
He didn't mean to get a nose job, he pissed off Michelle one night and , well, you know the rest
 
2012-10-25 08:38:08 PM  
So a Harvard PhD means nothing at all these days? Or is he lying about it?
 
2012-10-25 08:39:38 PM  
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2012-10-25 08:39:53 PM  
 
2012-10-25 08:44:23 PM  
WND's war on satire continues!
 
2012-10-25 08:45:11 PM  

WTF Indeed: [www.wnd.com image 706x422]
The Nose Knows.....


LOOK HOW MUCH BIGGER HIS NOSE IS!!!!

www.powerlineblog.comtheversed.com

ZERO. IT'S ZERO TIMES BIGGER.

Can you imagine how much time these assholes spend pouring over images of Obama, in order to come up with sh*t like this?!? People who love Obama -- even obsessed with him -- aren't as obsessed as these guys.
 
2012-10-25 08:45:44 PM  

valar_morghulis: [images.sodahead.com image 350x273][images.sodahead.com image 350x273][images.sodahead.com image 350x273][images.sodahead.com image 350x273][images.sodahead.com image 350x273][images.sodahead.com image 350x273][images.sodahead.com image 350x273][images.sodahead.com image 350x273]


I was hoping to see some shooped noses in there.
 
2012-10-25 08:46:52 PM  
Well this cinches it. I'm voting for Herman Cain.
 
2012-10-25 08:48:04 PM  
WIDE-NOSE HAVING MOTHERF*CKER!!!
i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-25 08:49:45 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-10-25 08:50:01 PM  
Just popped in to say Corsi is slimier than a sick dogs ass.
 
2012-10-25 08:50:12 PM  

DeltaPunch: WTF Indeed: [www.wnd.com image 706x422]
The Nose Knows.....

LOOK HOW MUCH BIGGER HIS NOSE IS!!!!

[www.powerlineblog.com image 400x300][theversed.com image 300x300]

ZERO. IT'S ZERO TIMES BIGGER.

Can you imagine how much time these assholes spend pouring over images of Obama, in order to come up with sh*t like this?!? People who love Obama -- even obsessed with him -- aren't as obsessed as these guys.


I want to make a conspiracy now.

Look at the guy on the left. So young and hair all black. And look at Socialist Imam Obama on the right. He looks old! His hair is greying! They can't be the same person! Who is the REAL Barack Hussein Obama?!
 
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