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(CNN)   "Mr. T began to make himself at home, confiscating mail, pens, and whole pizza slices and dragging them under the sofa, then chewing a crawl space inside the sofa itself." Enough with the kittehs, can we have a little bit of love for Raturday?   (cnn.com) divider line 15
    More: Sappy, Mr. T, Hong Kong, countertops, terminal illness, rats  
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2012-10-25 08:46:47 PM  
3 votes:

sleeps in trees: We are renovating and accidentally dislodged a pigeon nest with a week old baby. He is now sitting on my entertainment unit at 6 weeks and is best friends with my dog. I would download a photo but I am a technotard


Do not throw week old babies at pigeon's nests. Stick to open fields for that.
2012-10-25 08:42:36 PM  
3 votes:
Kept a human as a pet once. It was loud, messy, disease-prone, never cleaned up after itself, and hostile to other humans.

So I put it down. It was the right thing to do. Too damn many of them anyway, and the shelters are full.
2012-10-25 07:18:58 PM  
3 votes:
despite all his rage, he's still just a rat in a couch cushion.
2012-10-25 07:01:05 PM  
3 votes:
...and then Mr. T ate my balls.
2012-10-25 06:45:27 PM  
3 votes:
Fine, I'll start

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This one was destined to be snake food. Instead, she became the Rat Queen.

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Jupie, the mega-rat

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Jupie's second birthday party. He lets the Rat Queen and Rat Princess eat first. What a gentleman.

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The Brain, checking out the Christmas tree. His brother, Pinky, is burrowing in the couch cushions
They are Sprague-Dawley rats who served in a Naval Medical Research Unit operating at the local US Air Force base (yeah, it's kinda weird)
Had to fill out a surprisingly long and thorough application issued by the Department of Defense, probably the same one to adopt a dog or horse

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Sorry, Santa. The sign said, "Pet pictures with Santa taken here." You just assumed the pets would all be dogs and cats.
2012-10-25 07:44:24 PM  
2 votes:
I for one was mislead by the headline and hoped this about the real Mr. T.... I am disappoint.
2012-10-25 07:20:33 PM  
2 votes:
I can't figure out why I love pet shop mice and rats, but if I see a house mouse running around my apartment I scream like a little biatch.
2012-10-25 07:20:18 PM  
2 votes:
"If you believe in yourself, eat all your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get 8 hours of drugs - you can get work!"
2012-10-25 07:09:36 PM  
2 votes:
I PITY THE FOOL THAT DON'T LET ME LIVE INSIDE YA SOFA.

/Prediction? Plague.
2012-10-26 12:06:25 AM  
1 votes:
Now repeat after me, "It's OK to like rats."
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2012-10-25 09:11:07 PM  
1 votes:
He was a street rat, no more than a few days old. His life had begun in the grimy alley beside our apartment in Hong Kong, and to most people, he would have embodied filth and disease. But we saw instead a fragile, unknowable life, and in the three years that followed, we came to see him as no average soul.

He will always be a street rat, and he will die a street rat.


/no one will mourn him but his fleas
2012-10-25 07:46:38 PM  
1 votes:
"I never met a rat I did not like"
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2012-10-25 07:20:29 PM  
1 votes:
I love rats, they're so adorable and playful and quite intelligent.

Had a golden Dumbo rat in college, he was a pretty deep yellow color all over. Named him Lumine, and he grew into a big bastard, 7" without the tail. He was a sweetie, always calm and inquisitive. He'd sit on my shoulders when I was standing or in my lap when sitting, and he'd run all over the room when I let him have the run of the place. One of his quirks was to tug on my cheek until I turned my head toward him, paw and pull at my lips until I opened my mouth, then stick his head and shoulders in to give my teeth and cheeks an inspection. Maybe he was a dentist in a past life. He also adored hard-boiled eggs, eat them up completely including the shell.

Lumine lived for 2 1/2 years. Miss ya, big guy.
2012-10-25 07:08:03 PM  
1 votes:
Just got my first two pet rats earlier this week.

www.ocmit.com
Comet (The dark one), and Nova (The white one). Both male.

/Also has a pet ball python who would love to, but won't be meeting these guys
2012-10-25 07:04:54 PM  
1 votes:
He did not have time for jibba-jabba. 

/stayed in school
//called 1-800-collect
 
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