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(Yahoo)   Thirty dollars worth of mascara will not make you look like Natalie Portman   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 14
    More: Obvious, Natalie Portman, advertising standards, Christian Dior, Christy Turlington, Adweek, consumer expectations  
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2012-10-25 02:07:17 PM  
5 votes:
Thanks for the auto play subs.
2012-10-25 05:50:56 PM  
3 votes:

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


Natalie has a symmetrical, well formed bone structure in her chin and cheeks. Her forehead is broad and high without being a dome. She has nicely shaped and well sized lips for her face. Her eyes are positioned at a near exact golden rectangle proportion to her mouth and chin. She has clear smooth skin, of an attractive light olive color.

In other words, she is a beauty in the classical sense.

On the other hand, she is quite short and has a big head. So in long shots, she appears to be very young. This is a mixed blessing for a woman with a slight figure, since it can make her appear to be a tweenage boy from certain angles.
2012-10-25 02:43:51 PM  
3 votes:

blatz514: Thanks for the auto play subs.


Not Subby's fault as much as the farking website. Anyone who designs something to auto-play nowadays should be forcibly removed from their house in the middle of the night some time in Janury, and drug behind a truck to the biggest public gathering spot that is no less than 50 miles from this person's house. Then, everyone who lives within a 200 mile radius gets to line up with rotten eggs and overripe tomatoes. After that, 5 days of sleep deprivation while the video in question from the website loops continuously. Lather, rinse, repeat for every website out there that this person is in control of. I guarantee you that the problem of auto-play is gone within the first 3 people receiving this reconditioning therapy.

After that, we tackle vertical video in a similar manner.
2012-10-25 02:16:02 PM  
3 votes:

blatz514: Thanks for the auto play subs.


FARK YOU SUBMITTER

We ban paywall links. Why not ban auto-play ads?
2012-10-25 02:05:22 PM  
3 votes:
aneeshchaganty.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-25 02:38:22 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, Modmins, wanna make yourselves useful for a change? Stop greenlighting links with autolaunch videos or drop the banhammer on people who submit them. Second time today, and the first time I had to listen to 10 seconds of Skip Bayless, which of course resulted in me having to clean vomit off my monitor.
2012-10-25 03:37:53 PM  
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.

Maybe I just play too hard. And by play I mean do yard work. There's no way I'm going to start spending more on pants than I already do.

Plus, I hate shopping for jeans. I'm very picky with them. I need a certain amount of space, IYKWIM, and even two different pair of the same brand, same size and same cut will fit different. What's up with that?


Slave labor.
2012-10-25 02:42:46 PM  
1 votes:

calm like a bomb: Hey, Modmins, wanna make yourselves useful for a change? Stop greenlighting links with autolaunch videos or drop the banhammer on people who submit them. Second time today, and the first time I had to listen to 10 seconds of Skip Bayless, which of course resulted in me having to clean vomit off my monitor.


No farking joke. You know what's really not safe for work? Blaring farking ads that are 20 times louder than any other application on my system.
2012-10-25 02:36:47 PM  
1 votes:
files.myopera.com

In their defense, this is a difficult look to achieve...
2012-10-25 02:35:52 PM  
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com 

Looks legit to me
2012-10-25 02:25:01 PM  
1 votes:

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


She is more than a pretty face.
2012-10-25 02:21:12 PM  
1 votes:
I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?
2012-10-25 02:13:13 PM  
1 votes:
"...beauty giant L'Oreal complained to British authorities, saying its competition was exaggerating the effects of its mascara."

Has anyone in the history of fashion actually gotten their eyelashes to look like the model's in the mascara ad? EVER?
2012-10-25 02:05:00 PM  
1 votes:
It's more likely you'll end up looking like a dead hooker that's been in the river for a week.
 
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