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2012-10-25 02:05:00 PM
It's more likely you'll end up looking like a dead hooker that's been in the river for a week.
 
2012-10-25 02:05:22 PM
aneeshchaganty.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-25 02:07:17 PM
Thanks for the auto play subs.
 
2012-10-25 02:08:44 PM
Fist, god etc.
 
2012-10-25 02:11:26 PM
Ads that mislead consumers?! In MY vagina?!!
 
2012-10-25 02:11:30 PM
That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.
 
2012-10-25 02:12:26 PM

Your Boss: That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.


...so close.
 
2012-10-25 02:12:33 PM
Truth in advertising?

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
2012-10-25 02:12:37 PM
I'd pay $30 to sit next to Natalie Portman and watch her apply her mascara.
 
2012-10-25 02:12:59 PM

Pinner: Ads that mislead consumers?! In MY vagina?!!


Why hello there funny button, haven't seen you in a while.
 
2012-10-25 02:13:13 PM
"...beauty giant L'Oreal complained to British authorities, saying its competition was exaggerating the effects of its mascara."

Has anyone in the history of fashion actually gotten their eyelashes to look like the model's in the mascara ad? EVER?
 
2012-10-25 02:13:22 PM
Damn! (throws mascara away)
 
2012-10-25 02:13:22 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

But it can make you look like Alice Cooper
 
2012-10-25 02:14:55 PM

Pinner: Your Boss: That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.

...so close.


Damn it.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

/off my game today.
 
2012-10-25 02:15:21 PM
It's definitely the mascara that caught my eye.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 02:16:02 PM

blatz514: Thanks for the auto play subs.


FARK YOU SUBMITTER

We ban paywall links. Why not ban auto-play ads?
 
2012-10-25 02:16:19 PM

Evil Mackerel: It's more likely you'll end up looking like a dead hooker that's been in the river for a week.


No, they're saying it won't make you look like Natalie Portman.
 
2012-10-25 02:16:20 PM
Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.
 
2012-10-25 02:17:29 PM

Your Boss: Pinner: Your Boss: That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.

...so close.

Damn it.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

/off my game today.


That's a pretty fat finger you've got there.
NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-25 02:18:11 PM

Wellon Dowd: It's definitely the mascara that caught my eye.

[i.imgur.com image 200x700][i.imgur.com image 275x700]


Really? Because for me, it was "Dat ass."
 
2012-10-25 02:18:45 PM
This certainly is nothing to bat an eye at.
 
2012-10-25 02:19:01 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-25 02:19:02 PM
My favorite pullquote from the video:

"You don't want to look at a very blah person."
 
2012-10-25 02:20:23 PM

funzyr: Wellon Dowd: It's definitely the mascara that caught my eye.

[i.imgur.com image 200x700][i.imgur.com image 275x700]

Really? Because for me, it was "Dat ass."


Sorry. I forgot to use the sarcasm symbols.

It's definitely the ~mascara~ that caught my eye.
 
2012-10-25 02:20:31 PM
I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.
 
2012-10-25 02:21:12 PM
I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?
 
2012-10-25 02:21:48 PM

Pinner: Your Boss: Pinner: Your Boss: That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.

...so close.

Damn it.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

/off my game today.

That's a pretty fat finger you've got there.
NTTAWWT


EYE CARAMBA!

/or is it eye sauamba?
//lkdsafoiwafonwapfoafjac
 
2012-10-25 02:22:09 PM
If you read the article, they used photoshop to make Ms. Portman's eyelashes even bigger. I think that was more LOreal's complaint.

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1180]


She's beautiful but that's a creepy photoshop. Something is seriously off about her body/head proportions.
 
2012-10-25 02:24:27 PM
Oh yeah? Challenge accepted.
 
2012-10-25 02:25:01 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


She is more than a pretty face.
 
2012-10-25 02:25:16 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


My raging boner?
 
2012-10-25 02:25:39 PM

Flappyhead: Pinner: Ads that mislead consumers?! In MY vagina?!!

Why hello there funny button, haven't seen you in a while.


Thtill lurking about.
 
2012-10-25 02:27:54 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.


She looks very uncomfortable in that video.

Having a kid did wonders for filling her figure out.
 
2012-10-25 02:28:51 PM

engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.


You spent HOW MUCH on mascara?

I realize makeup is expensive, but come on.
 
2012-10-25 02:31:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: It's definitely the mascara that caught my eye.


media.moddb.com
 
2012-10-25 02:34:43 PM
So much for that Halloween costume idea.
 
2012-10-25 02:35:52 PM
i48.tinypic.com 

Looks legit to me
 
2012-10-25 02:36:47 PM
files.myopera.com

In their defense, this is a difficult look to achieve...
 
2012-10-25 02:38:22 PM
Hey, Modmins, wanna make yourselves useful for a change? Stop greenlighting links with autolaunch videos or drop the banhammer on people who submit them. Second time today, and the first time I had to listen to 10 seconds of Skip Bayless, which of course resulted in me having to clean vomit off my monitor.
 
2012-10-25 02:38:31 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Miss Dior ChérieMi Cheeri Droog


FTFY
 
2012-10-25 02:39:03 PM

engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.


Well, if you can be convinced to spend $30 on goopying up your eyelashes...
 
2012-10-25 02:41:52 PM
What $30 of mascara might look like..

heathyrwolfe.files.wordpress.com


Best I have ever used. Period.
 
2012-10-25 02:41:57 PM
www.jonco48.com
Thirty pounds can't buy class, though.
 
2012-10-25 02:42:02 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.

She looks very uncomfortable in that video.


Kinda like, 'Ok, there's a camera guy checking out my cleavage let's turn this way and, whoa, steady cam guy, about face Nat and ....fark me another steady cam. Fuuuuuuuuu.'
 
2012-10-25 02:42:46 PM

calm like a bomb: Hey, Modmins, wanna make yourselves useful for a change? Stop greenlighting links with autolaunch videos or drop the banhammer on people who submit them. Second time today, and the first time I had to listen to 10 seconds of Skip Bayless, which of course resulted in me having to clean vomit off my monitor.


No farking joke. You know what's really not safe for work? Blaring farking ads that are 20 times louder than any other application on my system.
 
2012-10-25 02:43:51 PM

blatz514: Thanks for the auto play subs.


Not Subby's fault as much as the farking website. Anyone who designs something to auto-play nowadays should be forcibly removed from their house in the middle of the night some time in Janury, and drug behind a truck to the biggest public gathering spot that is no less than 50 miles from this person's house. Then, everyone who lives within a 200 mile radius gets to line up with rotten eggs and overripe tomatoes. After that, 5 days of sleep deprivation while the video in question from the website loops continuously. Lather, rinse, repeat for every website out there that this person is in control of. I guarantee you that the problem of auto-play is gone within the first 3 people receiving this reconditioning therapy.

After that, we tackle vertical video in a similar manner.
 
2012-10-25 02:44:42 PM
i46.tinypic.com

Nothing was added but shading.
 
2012-10-25 02:44:49 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.


When did her rack become so awesome?
 
2012-10-25 02:45:54 PM

LOTN: engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.

Well, if you can be convinced to spend $30 on goopying up your eyelashes...


As I understand it, mascara (properly applied) makes your eyelashes appear 'fuller' which in turn makes your eyes look bigger, which in turn may take some attention away from facial shortcomings. Same reason women use eyeshadow, I guess. I don't own mascara because I won that particular genetic dice roll, but I have definitely seen women who could use it since they have light/thin hair that is barely visible.

Personally I don't really care for makeup except for special occasions, but that's as much to do with skin issues (it makes my breakouts WORSE) as it is the godawful amount of time it takes to put on.
 
2012-10-25 02:49:59 PM
Mmmm, Natalie Portman.
 
2012-10-25 02:50:04 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


She's rich and famous which justify a considerable amount of bragging rights to the person dating her.
 
2012-10-25 02:50:27 PM

fireclown: [www.jonco48.com image 261x644]
Thirty pounds can't buy class, though.


Or anything resembling a likeable personality...I've not heard a lot that would make want her unless she wore a gag...and no, I don' mean for S&M purposes.
 
2012-10-25 02:54:02 PM
 
2012-10-25 02:59:21 PM

MoronLessOff: What you want, Natalie?


this is one of the best things.
 
2012-10-25 03:01:07 PM

wildbill0712: [files.myopera.com image 550x243]

In their defense, this is a difficult look to achieve...


Unless you were raised by Jersey Italians, then it comes naturally.
 
2012-10-25 03:02:07 PM

MoronLessOff: engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.

You spent HOW MUCH on mascara?

I realize makeup is expensive, but come on.


I spend close to $30 for estee lauder mascara; it lasts almost 6 months, and it's the only mascara I've ever found that does not give me eye styes, so... there's that.
 
2012-10-25 03:03:51 PM

SandMann: I like Natalie as much as the next guy, but that picture made her look like she was going drool in her vodka.


if she's drunk enough to drool on her vodka, i may have a better shot at her.
 
2012-10-25 03:05:17 PM

AeAe: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.

When did her rack become so awesome?


When she had a kid last year - seems like the post-pregnancy pounds went to the right places.
 
2012-10-25 03:12:08 PM

kbronsito: SandMann: I like Natalie as much as the next guy, but that picture made her look like she was going drool in her vodka.

if she's drunk enough to drool on her vodka, i may have a better shot at her.


Hey! uh... Thanks! whatthewhyforwhat okay, whatever. Cool.
 
2012-10-25 03:16:00 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


You guys and your full time trainer excuse. You just need someone to make all your meals.
 
2012-10-25 03:20:35 PM

engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.


If its good stuff. I buy makeup rarely, because I don't wear it all the time, but I buy quality stuff. I make a "three month's supply" of Bare Minerals foundation ($35 a pop) last about a year.

Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

Not to mention that quality mascara won't make one's lashes "goopy." That's bad stuff or 9 coats, possibly both. The good stuff simply makes them stand out against dark shadow on your lids.
 
2012-10-25 03:23:00 PM
auto play with no way to stop it, the advertising has reached full awareness, and must be stopped.
 
2012-10-25 03:27:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.


I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.
 
2012-10-25 03:30:12 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.


Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.
 
2012-10-25 03:31:14 PM

Pinner: kbronsito: SandMann: I like Natalie as much as the next guy, but that picture made her look like she was going drool in her vodka.

if she's drunk enough to drool on her vodka, i may have a better shot at her.

Hey! uh... Thanks! whatthewhyforwhat okay, whatever. Cool.


For outstanding achievement in the field of vagina advertisements...
 
2012-10-25 03:32:58 PM
Natalie Portman is attractive... just want to point that out.
 
2012-10-25 03:33:31 PM
/ Puts her foot down your throat till you shiat in her shoe...
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 03:35:02 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.


Maybe I just play too hard. And by play I mean do yard work. There's no way I'm going to start spending more on pants than I already do.

Plus, I hate shopping for jeans. I'm very picky with them. I need a certain amount of space, IYKWIM, and even two different pair of the same brand, same size and same cut will fit different. What's up with that?
 
2012-10-25 03:37:23 PM

kbronsito: Pinner: kbronsito: SandMann: I like Natalie as much as the next guy, but that picture made her look like she was going drool in her vodka.

if she's drunk enough to drool on her vodka, i may have a better shot at her.

Hey! uh... Thanks! whatthewhyforwhat okay, whatever. Cool.

For outstanding achievement in the field of vagina advertisements...


AAAAaaaalllrighty then!
 
2012-10-25 03:37:53 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.

Maybe I just play too hard. And by play I mean do yard work. There's no way I'm going to start spending more on pants than I already do.

Plus, I hate shopping for jeans. I'm very picky with them. I need a certain amount of space, IYKWIM, and even two different pair of the same brand, same size and same cut will fit different. What's up with that?


Slave labor.
 
2012-10-25 03:38:42 PM

MoronLessOff: What you want, Natalie?


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 03:45:11 PM

fireclown: [www.jonco48.com image 261x644]
Thirty pounds can't buy class, though.


every now and again Fark really delivers

thanks - made me guffaw
 
2012-10-25 03:49:52 PM

fireclown: MoronLessOff: What you want, Natalie?

this is one of the best things.



She was funny on between two ferns also.
 
2012-10-25 03:50:49 PM

engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.


Thick, or more specifically dark, lashes highlight the shape of the eyes, and generally people find more distinct, easily recognizable features more iconic and easily remembered, which, if you're even moderately healthy and younger than retirement age, is going to translate to "attractive" for most people.

Same goes for eyebrows, which are also frequently darkened in personal makeup, and more subtly for other features. When people talk about things like "highlighting your cheekbones" they're talking about pairing a light color with a slightly darker one to make the shape that's already there more distinctive, which, again, tends to translate as more attractive just because it's easier to notice/remember regardless of what that shape is.

Take it a step further into, say, stage makeup, where you're trying to make actors' faces distinct so the audience can tell one guy from another from forty meters off, and the end-game sort of becomes more obvious, with dark or outright black lines highlighting normally subtle and close-up features like the lines on an actor's forehead and around his eyes, and a gradient around the jawline that's just a hair short of drawing that shiat on with a sharpie. Blonde actors have eyebrows that are almost sooted black so you can make out their facial expressions. Same principle, but unshackled by the uncanny valley restrictions.

Now, all that said, these ads are actually terrible. If you want to sell me makeup (assuming I wanted makeup, which is unlikely) then you need to actually have a realistic looking face showing that the makeup can actually make someone look more attractive. If you airbrush all the distinctive lines off of a face until it looks like Max Headroom and then turn the bloom up to "everything is lens flare" level, I'm probably not even going to realize you're advertising makeup, I'll just assume another of the new Star Trek movies is coming out soon.

//Not actually camp gay or metro, you just can't help learning more than you ever wanted to know about makeup with a few years doing theater in your spare time.
//Hm, that last slashy didn't really help the "not camp" assertion, did it.
 
2012-10-25 03:52:24 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.


My Lucky's are really comfortable, but one of the belt loops popped off, and a hole developed right above the pocket within a month of buying them. Probably an isolated incident, they're so comfortable that I'd give them a second shot.

Plus, I got them at Men's Warehouse; I shop there during the buy one, get one free sales, so i got those and a pair of some other jeans essentially for $40 each.
 
2012-10-25 03:55:25 PM
PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


She's not like one of my top 5 or 10 celebrities I'd want to fark first if I could fark any woman I wanted at any time , but the only way I'd kick her out of my bed is if she wanted to fark on the floor.
 
2012-10-25 03:56:18 PM
Carrhart Jeans - toughest damn pants I've ever owned, lined or unlined.
They're tougher than my first wife's heart, which, was legendary.
 
2012-10-25 03:57:40 PM

Orgasmatron138: My Lucky's are really comfortable, but one of the belt loops popped off, and a hole developed right above the pocket within a month of buying them. Probably an isolated incident, they're so comfortable that I'd give them a second shot.

Plus, I got them at Men's Warehouse; I shop there during the buy one, get one free sales, so i got those and a pair of some other jeans essentially for $40 each.


You're already wearing jeans, dude, you have no chance of looking classy. Just grab some spiderwire and scrap leather or denim and patch that shiat. I have some pairs of jeans that are technically like three pairs of jeans (pants that die the final death become scrap), and I can only sew in the boy scouts sense. They still look newer than the trendy washed/holed nonsense that people intent on bringing back 1993 still frequently wear.

//Actually the jeans I patched with leather scrap are quite serviceable working pants now, too, though they aren't as subtle in the "this repair is just to make the hole stop getting bigger" sense.
 
2012-10-25 03:59:06 PM
kiwimoogle84: engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.

If its good stuff. I buy makeup rarely, because I don't wear it all the time, but I buy quality stuff. I make a "three month's supply" of Bare Minerals foundation ($35 a pop) last about a year.

Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

Not to mention that quality mascara won't make one's lashes "goopy." That's bad stuff or 9 coats, possibly both. The good stuff simply makes them stand out against dark shadow on your lids.


It could very well be that the only mascara I've noticed are cases where it's put on waaaay to heavily. I work at a large university, and there are plenty of girls walking around campus who look like they've got fuzzy black caterpillars attached to their eyelids. It seems like that's the style now. I've never had much luck with mascara myself. It feels heavy and weird when I try to put it on.
 
2012-10-25 03:59:21 PM

Orgasmatron138: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.

My Lucky's are really comfortable, but one of the belt loops popped off, and a hole developed right above the pocket within a month of buying them. Probably an isolated incident, they're so comfortable that I'd give them a second shot.

Plus, I got them at Men's Warehouse; I shop there during the buy one, get one free sales, so i got those and a pair of some other jeans essentially for $40 each.


I've had the exact same thing happen to more than one pair of jeans. Hole in the back pocket corner? Check, but I can deal. Popped belt loop? Goddammit.

So, MWH sells Lucky's? I may check this out.
 
2012-10-25 04:04:42 PM
Dior Show is a really great mascara, though.
 
2012-10-25 04:14:29 PM

Orgasmatron138: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.

My Lucky's are really comfortable, but one of the belt loops popped off, and a hole developed right above the pocket within a month of buying them. Probably an isolated incident, they're so comfortable that I'd give them a second shot.

Plus, I got them at Men's Warehouse; I shop there during the buy one, get one free sales, so i got those and a pair of some other jeans essentially for $40 each.


i've got a few $20 levis, they have lasted years, and I wear jeans every day.

/ however, I almost never wash them, so maybe that's why they last so long. fancy, expensive jeans have fallen apart on me much faster.
 
2012-10-25 04:21:21 PM
Truth in advertising is a good thing
 
2012-10-25 04:23:13 PM

Oldiron_79: PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?

She's not like one of my top 5 or 10 celebrities I'd want to fark first if I could fark any woman I wanted at any time , but the only way I'd kick her out of my bed is if she wanted to fark on the floor.


I don't know that I'll ever have the opportunity to steal your punchline, but if I do, I will. You win one free Internets!
 
2012-10-25 04:26:37 PM

engrishmajor: kiwimoogle84: engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.

If its good stuff. I buy makeup rarely, because I don't wear it all the time, but I buy quality stuff. I make a "three month's supply" of Bare Minerals foundation ($35 a pop) last about a year.

Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

Not to mention that quality mascara won't make one's lashes "goopy." That's bad stuff or 9 coats, possibly both. The good stuff simply makes them stand out against dark shadow on your lids.

It could very well be that the only mascara I've noticed are cases where it's put on waaaay to heavily. I work at a large university, and there are plenty of girls walking around campus who look like they've got fuzzy black caterpillars attached to their eyelids. It seems like that's the style now. I've never had much luck with mascara myself. It feels heavy and weird when I try to put it on.


Naturally dark lashes?? LUCKY! Without my Sublime De Chanel I look like a 10 year old (from the neck up).....
 
2012-10-25 04:30:08 PM

hdhale: Or anything resembling a likeable personality...I've not heard a lot that would make want her unless she wore a gag...and no, I don' mean for S&M purposes.


I have heard a few interviews that make her sound like Princess No-Fun, kind of like Gwyneth Paltrow. But hey, she's damn gorgeous.
 
2012-10-25 04:45:47 PM

MoronLessOff: What you want, Natalie?


Wow. That is f@cking awesome!
 
2012-10-25 04:50:08 PM
Fake eyelashes are way too popular these days. Like in the movie Sucker Punch. It looks so whorish.
 
2012-10-25 04:51:25 PM

engrishmajor: kiwimoogle84: engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.

If its good stuff. I buy makeup rarely, because I don't wear it all the time, but I buy quality stuff. I make a "three month's supply" of Bare Minerals foundation ($35 a pop) last about a year.

Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

Not to mention that quality mascara won't make one's lashes "goopy." That's bad stuff or 9 coats, possibly both. The good stuff simply makes them stand out against dark shadow on your lids.

It could very well be that the only mascara I've noticed are cases where it's put on waaaay to heavily. I work at a large university, and there are plenty of girls walking around campus who look like they've got fuzzy black caterpillars attached to their eyelids. It seems like that's the style now. I've never had much luck with mascara myself. It feels heavy and weird when I try to put it on.


Well, it's a personal thing, makeup takes a lot of practice to master. You should have seen my face when I first attempted liquid liner. Disastrous.

I did a lot of theater so I'm comfortable in heavy makeup, these days I range from dark pin-up eyes to none at all, depending on the occasion.

And yeah, as far as fads, I think Amy Winehouse did it. WTF was up with the bride of Frankenstein eyes? At least make it look classy instead of "four year old got ahold of a magic marker."
 
2012-10-25 04:52:23 PM
You just have to know how to put it on..

thebeautybrains.com


pute kisses like a man: i've got a few $20 levis, they have lasted years, and I wear jeans every day.
/ however, I almost never wash them, so maybe that's why they last so long. fancy, expensive jeans have fallen apart on me much faster.


That is the secret--don't wash them very often. My Levi's last me for four or five years.
 
2012-10-25 04:54:00 PM

MoronLessOff: Orgasmatron138: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.

My Lucky's are really comfortable, but one of the belt loops popped off, and a hole developed right above the pocket within a month of buying them. Probably an isolated incident, they're so comfortable that I'd give them a second shot.

Plus, I got them at Men's Warehouse; I shop there during the buy one, get one free sales, so i got those and a pair of some other jeans essentially for $40 each.

I've had the exact same thing happen to more than one pair of jeans. Hole in the back pocket corner? Check, but I can deal. Popped belt loop? Goddammit.

So, MWH sells Lucky's? I may check this out.


Here's my advice- try on a bunch of pairs in an actual Lucky store, take note of what you like, find them online. I got them $60 on Amazon, whereas they're $110 in store. Same jeans.

/doesn't wear belts
//never had a problem with loops
 
2012-10-25 04:59:58 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: Orgasmatron138: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.

My Lucky's are really comfortable, but one of the belt loops popped off, and a hole developed right above the pocket within a month of buying them. Probably an isolated incident, they're so comfortable that I'd give them a second shot.

Plus, I got them at Men's Warehouse; I shop there during the buy one, get one free sales, so i got those and a pair of some other jeans essentially for $40 each.

I've had the exact same thing happen to more than one pair of jeans. Hole in the back pocket corner? Check, but I can deal. Popped belt loop? Goddammit.

So, MWH sells Lucky's? I may check this out.

Here's my advice- try on a bunch of pairs in an actual Lucky store, take note of what you like, find them online. I got them $60 on Amazon, whereas they're $110 in store. Same jeans.

/doesn't wear belts
//never had a problem with loops


I might try that. But I'm kind of uncomfortable buying jeans I haven't personally tried on. I once took two pair, same size/brand/cut into a dressing room. Tried one one and liked it. Bought both pairs. When I got home, the pair I didn't try on barely squeezed over my big butt.

/I feel naked without a belt.
//and I have a big butt.
 
2012-10-25 05:02:13 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.

Maybe I just play too hard. And by play I mean do yard work. There's no way I'm going to start spending more on pants than I already do.

Plus, I hate shopping for jeans. I'm very picky with them. I need a certain amount of space, IYKWIM, and even two different pair of the same brand, same size and same cut will fit different. What's up with that?


my last pair of good levis (the thick kind with the normal waist/length measurements and at UK prices, jesus christ) lasted me 5 years before getting holes.

the new ones I got when visiting my folks probably won't last anywhere near as long.

stupid single number sizing so I had to try on about 8 pairs and still managed to get the wrong size, and very thin, stretchy cotton.

/levis I am dissapoint
 
2012-10-25 05:06:31 PM
Rindred: Oldiron_79: PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?

She's not like one of my top 5 or 10 celebrities I'd want to fark first if I could fark any woman I wanted at any time , but the only way I'd kick her out of my bed is if she wanted to fark on the floor.

I don't know that I'll ever have the opportunity to steal your punchline, but if I do, I will. You win one free Internets!


"The only way I'd kick her out of my bed is if she wanted to fark on the floor" is a fairly easy to find a use for punchline
 
2012-10-25 05:14:00 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


You consider a 7 to be plain? Wow. Your arm must get really sore.
 
2012-10-25 05:31:06 PM

MoronLessOff: I might try that. But I'm kind of uncomfortable buying jeans I haven't personally tried on. I once took two pair, same size/brand/cut into a dressing room. Tried one one and liked it. Bought both pairs. When I got home, the pair I didn't try on barely squeezed over my big butt.


The last time I went shopping for jeans, I tried on a pair of Levis 514 that fit really well, so I proceeded to grab three or four more in varying colors and materials, and just tossed them in my cart. When I got around to actually wearing them, I found that no two pairs fit the same way. They were all wearable, but some definitely fit better than others.

My wife laughed at me when I told her about it - I guess women already know that unless *everything* about two pair of Levis are the same (model number, color, material, etcetera), then there's no guarantee that they'll fit the same, no matter what the waist/inseam measurements say.
 
2012-10-25 05:39:18 PM

thisone:
my last pair of good levis (the thick kind with the normal waist/length measurements and at UK prices, jesus christ) lasted me 5 years before getting holes.
the new ones I got when visiting my folks probably won't last anywhere near as long.
stupid single number sizing so I had to try on about 8 pairs and still managed to get the wrong size, and very thin, stretchy cotton.
/levis I am dissapoint


There was a thread the other day where an actual Levi's employee was in there, and he said that they'd changed their fabric for a couple of years, like 2009-2011, and it was crap. But they'd had so many complaints that they had or were going to change back. Lemme see if I can find it.

Ok, here if you're interested. I haven't bought any new ones lately, so I didn't notice if they went downhill.

I like Carhartt's too, and they're all the rage out west, but I'm on the skinny side, and they're like elephant legs on me.
 
2012-10-25 05:39:51 PM

ScottRiqui: MoronLessOff: I might try that. But I'm kind of uncomfortable buying jeans I haven't personally tried on. I once took two pair, same size/brand/cut into a dressing room. Tried one one and liked it. Bought both pairs. When I got home, the pair I didn't try on barely squeezed over my big butt.

The last time I went shopping for jeans, I tried on a pair of Levis 514 that fit really well, so I proceeded to grab three or four more in varying colors and materials, and just tossed them in my cart. When I got around to actually wearing them, I found that no two pairs fit the same way. They were all wearable, but some definitely fit better than others.

My wife laughed at me when I told her about it - I guess women already know that unless *everything* about two pair of Levis are the same (model number, color, material, etcetera), then there's no guarantee that they'll fit the same, no matter what the waist/inseam measurements say.


Not just Levis, but jeans in general. They're cut out in stacks, so pairs on the bottom of the stack are more or less stretched (I forget which) than the pairs on the top. Then they're all stitched together, they stick a size tag on them, and away they go. Then you factor in different washes - dark-wash jeans are frequently much stretchier and forgiving than light-wash jeans. Then add into THAT that clothing companies can't seem to farking agree on what a "size 6" actually means, so most women end up with clothes in a range of sizes. You eventually learn things like "Oh, I'm a 6 at Old Navy but an 8 at GAP and a 10 at Abercrombie.)

So yeah. This is why women take forever when they shop. We have to try on every single damn thing. -.- I hate it.
 
2012-10-25 05:41:47 PM

MoronLessOff: Orgasmatron138: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Same could be said for my jeans. Lucky jeans ain't cheap but they're comfortable and last a long time.

I wish my jeans lasted longer. I have to set aside "nice" jeans just so I don't have to keep replacing them. And while they're comfy as hell, my loose Levi's with holes in the knees that go seam to seam aren't exactly pants I like to wear when I go out.

Hey, you get what you pay for. I've burned through five pairs of $35 Levi's for each pair of $90 Lucky's I've purchased.

My Lucky's are really comfortable, but one of the belt loops popped off, and a hole developed right above the pocket within a month of buying them. Probably an isolated incident, they're so comfortable that I'd give them a second shot.

Plus, I got them at Men's Warehouse; I shop there during the buy one, get one free sales, so i got those and a pair of some other jeans essentially for $40 each.

I've had the exact same thing happen to more than one pair of jeans. Hole in the back pocket corner? Check, but I can deal. Popped belt loop? Goddammit.

So, MWH sells Lucky's? I may check this out.


I went to MWH a year ago to get new suits for work. That was the first time I realized they had casual clothes. Their rewards program and store credit card are great. The salespeople in the store are a little aggressive, but nice. The in-store selection is good (as are the clearance sales). The online store is awesome. You can really clean up at that place if you know how to combine deals.
 
2012-10-25 05:50:56 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


Natalie has a symmetrical, well formed bone structure in her chin and cheeks. Her forehead is broad and high without being a dome. She has nicely shaped and well sized lips for her face. Her eyes are positioned at a near exact golden rectangle proportion to her mouth and chin. She has clear smooth skin, of an attractive light olive color.

In other words, she is a beauty in the classical sense.

On the other hand, she is quite short and has a big head. So in long shots, she appears to be very young. This is a mixed blessing for a woman with a slight figure, since it can make her appear to be a tweenage boy from certain angles.
 
2012-10-25 06:32:55 PM

engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.


i wish more women were like you. you're a keeper.
 
2012-10-25 06:47:17 PM

thrasherrr: Natalie has a symmetrical, well formed bone structure in her chin and cheeks. Her forehead is broad and high without being a dome. She has nicely shaped and well sized lips for her face. Her eyes are positioned at a near exact golden rectangle proportion to her mouth and chin. She has clear smooth skin, of an attractive light olive color.
In other words, she is a beauty in the classical sense.


I think she's beautiful, and I have ever since i first saw her when she was about 14.

/on TV, of course.
 
2012-10-25 06:59:40 PM

ScottRiqui: MoronLessOff: I might try that. But I'm kind of uncomfortable buying jeans I haven't personally tried on. I once took two pair, same size/brand/cut into a dressing room. Tried one one and liked it. Bought both pairs. When I got home, the pair I didn't try on barely squeezed over my big butt.

The last time I went shopping for jeans, I tried on a pair of Levis 514 that fit really well, so I proceeded to grab three or four more in varying colors and materials, and just tossed them in my cart. When I got around to actually wearing them, I found that no two pairs fit the same way. They were all wearable, but some definitely fit better than others.

My wife laughed at me when I told her about it - I guess women already know that unless *everything* about two pair of Levis are the same (model number, color, material, etcetera), then there's no guarantee that they'll fit the same, no matter what the waist/inseam measurements say.


Some farker on another thread talked about the sizing problem. He works for Levi and knows about the problem. Basically, they have different manufacturers around the world. Each makes the jeans slightly differently. Thus, even the same size, make, design and possibly color may be different because its made by a different factory

I've talked to other fashion people, and this is a problem for all big production designers.

So, try them on.
 
2012-10-25 08:28:48 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

How interesting, do go on...
 
2012-10-25 08:31:05 PM
$35,000 of make-up and three professional make-up artists couldn't make me look like Natalie Portman. But maybe Ricky Gervais or Charles Hoy Fort ware within shooting distance. Why anybody would want to look like Ricky Gervais is beyond me.

Did you see the episode of An Idiot Abroad 2 where Karl Pilkington was transformed into a woman by Thai Lady Boys? He actually looked fairly decent and believable as a woman.
 
2012-10-25 08:48:54 PM
i.imgur.com
Only $30 worth? Not Impressed.
 
2012-10-26 02:12:10 AM
Natalie Portman need boobs. He'd be attractive to men if he had boobs.
 
2012-10-26 03:45:25 PM
This is not a bookmark to marvel at how an actress with the body of a 12 year old boy turned into a delicious curvy woman.
 
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