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(Yahoo)   Thirty dollars worth of mascara will not make you look like Natalie Portman   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 108
    More: Obvious, Natalie Portman, advertising standards, Christian Dior, Christy Turlington, Adweek, consumer expectations  
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2012-10-25 02:05:00 PM
It's more likely you'll end up looking like a dead hooker that's been in the river for a week.
 
2012-10-25 02:05:22 PM
aneeshchaganty.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-25 02:07:17 PM
Thanks for the auto play subs.
 
2012-10-25 02:08:44 PM
Fist, god etc.
 
2012-10-25 02:11:26 PM
Ads that mislead consumers?! In MY vagina?!!
 
2012-10-25 02:11:30 PM
That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.
 
2012-10-25 02:12:26 PM

Your Boss: That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.


...so close.
 
2012-10-25 02:12:33 PM
Truth in advertising?

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
2012-10-25 02:12:37 PM
I'd pay $30 to sit next to Natalie Portman and watch her apply her mascara.
 
2012-10-25 02:12:59 PM

Pinner: Ads that mislead consumers?! In MY vagina?!!


Why hello there funny button, haven't seen you in a while.
 
2012-10-25 02:13:13 PM
"...beauty giant L'Oreal complained to British authorities, saying its competition was exaggerating the effects of its mascara."

Has anyone in the history of fashion actually gotten their eyelashes to look like the model's in the mascara ad? EVER?
 
2012-10-25 02:13:22 PM
Damn! (throws mascara away)
 
2012-10-25 02:13:22 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

But it can make you look like Alice Cooper
 
2012-10-25 02:14:55 PM

Pinner: Your Boss: That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.

...so close.


Damn it.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

/off my game today.
 
2012-10-25 02:15:21 PM
It's definitely the mascara that caught my eye.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 02:16:02 PM

blatz514: Thanks for the auto play subs.


FARK YOU SUBMITTER

We ban paywall links. Why not ban auto-play ads?
 
2012-10-25 02:16:19 PM

Evil Mackerel: It's more likely you'll end up looking like a dead hooker that's been in the river for a week.


No, they're saying it won't make you look like Natalie Portman.
 
2012-10-25 02:16:20 PM
Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.
 
2012-10-25 02:17:29 PM

Your Boss: Pinner: Your Boss: That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.

...so close.

Damn it.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

/off my game today.


That's a pretty fat finger you've got there.
NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-25 02:18:11 PM

Wellon Dowd: It's definitely the mascara that caught my eye.

[i.imgur.com image 200x700][i.imgur.com image 275x700]


Really? Because for me, it was "Dat ass."
 
2012-10-25 02:18:45 PM
This certainly is nothing to bat an eye at.
 
2012-10-25 02:19:01 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-25 02:19:02 PM
My favorite pullquote from the video:

"You don't want to look at a very blah person."
 
2012-10-25 02:20:23 PM

funzyr: Wellon Dowd: It's definitely the mascara that caught my eye.

[i.imgur.com image 200x700][i.imgur.com image 275x700]

Really? Because for me, it was "Dat ass."


Sorry. I forgot to use the sarcasm symbols.

It's definitely the ~mascara~ that caught my eye.
 
2012-10-25 02:20:31 PM
I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.
 
2012-10-25 02:21:12 PM
I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?
 
2012-10-25 02:21:48 PM

Pinner: Your Boss: Pinner: Your Boss: That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

backlash.

...so close.

Damn it.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

/off my game today.

That's a pretty fat finger you've got there.
NTTAWWT


EYE CARAMBA!

/or is it eye sauamba?
//lkdsafoiwafonwapfoafjac
 
2012-10-25 02:22:09 PM
If you read the article, they used photoshop to make Ms. Portman's eyelashes even bigger. I think that was more LOreal's complaint.

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1180]


She's beautiful but that's a creepy photoshop. Something is seriously off about her body/head proportions.
 
2012-10-25 02:24:27 PM
Oh yeah? Challenge accepted.
 
2012-10-25 02:25:01 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


She is more than a pretty face.
 
2012-10-25 02:25:16 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?


My raging boner?
 
2012-10-25 02:25:39 PM

Flappyhead: Pinner: Ads that mislead consumers?! In MY vagina?!!

Why hello there funny button, haven't seen you in a while.


Thtill lurking about.
 
2012-10-25 02:27:54 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.


She looks very uncomfortable in that video.

Having a kid did wonders for filling her figure out.
 
2012-10-25 02:28:51 PM

engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.


You spent HOW MUCH on mascara?

I realize makeup is expensive, but come on.
 
2012-10-25 02:31:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: It's definitely the mascara that caught my eye.


media.moddb.com
 
2012-10-25 02:34:43 PM
So much for that Halloween costume idea.
 
2012-10-25 02:35:52 PM
i48.tinypic.com 

Looks legit to me
 
2012-10-25 02:36:47 PM
files.myopera.com

In their defense, this is a difficult look to achieve...
 
2012-10-25 02:38:22 PM
Hey, Modmins, wanna make yourselves useful for a change? Stop greenlighting links with autolaunch videos or drop the banhammer on people who submit them. Second time today, and the first time I had to listen to 10 seconds of Skip Bayless, which of course resulted in me having to clean vomit off my monitor.
 
2012-10-25 02:38:31 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Miss Dior ChérieMi Cheeri Droog


FTFY
 
2012-10-25 02:39:03 PM

engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.


Well, if you can be convinced to spend $30 on goopying up your eyelashes...
 
2012-10-25 02:41:52 PM
What $30 of mascara might look like..

heathyrwolfe.files.wordpress.com


Best I have ever used. Period.
 
2012-10-25 02:41:57 PM
www.jonco48.com
Thirty pounds can't buy class, though.
 
2012-10-25 02:42:02 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.

She looks very uncomfortable in that video.


Kinda like, 'Ok, there's a camera guy checking out my cleavage let's turn this way and, whoa, steady cam guy, about face Nat and ....fark me another steady cam. Fuuuuuuuuu.'
 
2012-10-25 02:42:46 PM

calm like a bomb: Hey, Modmins, wanna make yourselves useful for a change? Stop greenlighting links with autolaunch videos or drop the banhammer on people who submit them. Second time today, and the first time I had to listen to 10 seconds of Skip Bayless, which of course resulted in me having to clean vomit off my monitor.


No farking joke. You know what's really not safe for work? Blaring farking ads that are 20 times louder than any other application on my system.
 
2012-10-25 02:43:51 PM

blatz514: Thanks for the auto play subs.


Not Subby's fault as much as the farking website. Anyone who designs something to auto-play nowadays should be forcibly removed from their house in the middle of the night some time in Janury, and drug behind a truck to the biggest public gathering spot that is no less than 50 miles from this person's house. Then, everyone who lives within a 200 mile radius gets to line up with rotten eggs and overripe tomatoes. After that, 5 days of sleep deprivation while the video in question from the website loops continuously. Lather, rinse, repeat for every website out there that this person is in control of. I guarantee you that the problem of auto-play is gone within the first 3 people receiving this reconditioning therapy.

After that, we tackle vertical video in a similar manner.
 
2012-10-25 02:44:42 PM
i46.tinypic.com

Nothing was added but shading.
 
2012-10-25 02:44:49 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.


When did her rack become so awesome?
 
2012-10-25 02:45:54 PM

LOTN: engrishmajor: I could care less about the fraudulent advertising. I'd never expect that I'll look like the model in the ad, but thirty dollars for mascara? Sheesh. Are men really more attracted to women with thick, goopy lashes? I'll stick to the natural look, thank you very much.

Well, if you can be convinced to spend $30 on goopying up your eyelashes...


As I understand it, mascara (properly applied) makes your eyelashes appear 'fuller' which in turn makes your eyes look bigger, which in turn may take some attention away from facial shortcomings. Same reason women use eyeshadow, I guess. I don't own mascara because I won that particular genetic dice roll, but I have definitely seen women who could use it since they have light/thin hair that is barely visible.

Personally I don't really care for makeup except for special occasions, but that's as much to do with skin issues (it makes my breakouts WORSE) as it is the godawful amount of time it takes to put on.
 
2012-10-25 02:49:59 PM
Mmmm, Natalie Portman.
 
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