KrispyKritter: last years storm a huge farking section of tree came down through our roof, through Mrs.Kritters bedroom ceiling and out the front wall of the house. that coont left me in a freezing no electric house while she took off to her Hello Kitty Weekend PlayTime Rental House she has in NY state. For reasons unknown Mr.Kritter is neither welcome nor invited there. Nice, huh?was left without electric for days. sucked big time. insurance company was useless. no one wanted to come take away the downed tree and wait for a check from the insurance company. it was a learning experience.here we are a year later, everything fixed and of course insurance co jacked up rates up sky high because we put in ONE claim. the dooshbags that own the wooded property near us that has been the cause of damage to our house has never once done any maintenance to their property or trees. and the dooshbag that owns the house next to us which has been overpriced for sale for years leaves up a row of trees between our houses (on his property) which is a threat to both houses. he is an arsehole.if the house gets farked up again this year that's it, i'm farking leaving. i'll find me some sweet momma that needs a little love muffin toy and i'll make her happy as long as she wants me around. tired of being treated like a turd in a punch bowl in my own home anyway.
Satanic_Hamster: Side tangent: Two of my co-workers are talking about this right now.Being Texas, they're hoping the storm will be so bad that it will "keep the liberals from voting."
Ashrams: Sandy? I think there is a song about her[www.gotofree.net image 559x800]
CheapEngineer: Throw that same storm at North Carolina, or Mississippi, and it's "meh." A cloud heads for New York or DC and the entire country must stop what it's doing and join in prayer for those who may get *moist*.The Midwest gets tornadoes and massive snowstorms and all you see on the news is "What do they expect? They live in the country's crotch! Who's on Idol this week? "\whats worse, I have never lived in a state that anyone bothers to campaign in, or the primaries are already decided by the time I see a voting booth\\In Kansas right now, where my D vote is for Entertainment Uses Only\\\f y'all is right (grumble)
Farking Canuck: mjones73: reillan: don't the average of all the tracks show it missing the eastern seaboard entirely?No[icons-ak.wunderground.com image 640x480]Whoa, whoa, whao. Why are there pink lines in Southern Ontario where I live?!?I didn't sign on for that crap. We aren't supposed to get earth quakes, volcanoes, or hurricanes and only few small tornadoes! I want my money back!!
OdradekRex: EXTENDED FORECAST DISCUSSIONNWS HYDROMETEOROLOGICAL PREDICTION CENTER COLLEGE PARK MD313 PM EDT THU OCT 25 2012VALID 12Z SUN OCT 28 2012 - 12Z THU NOV 01 2012...HIGH IMPACT MERGING OF ENERGETIC SYSTEMS ANTICIPATED OFF THEMID ATLANTIC COAST...PRELIMINARY UPDATE...DESPITE A MODEST CLUSTER OF OUTLYING DETERMINISTIC SOLUTIONS ANDENSEMBLE MEMBERS FROM THE VARIOUS MODELING CENTERS, THE LION'SSHARE OF GUIDANCE INDICATES THAT THE CIRCULATION ASSOCIATED WITHHURRICANE SANDY WILL PASS CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE AMPLIFYING POLARTROUGH OVER THE EASTERN UNITED STATES TO BECOME INCORPORATED INTOA HYBRID VORTEX OVER THE MID ATLANTIC AND NORTHEAST NEXT TUESDAY.THE HIGH DEGREE OF BLOCKING FROM EASTERN NORTH AMERICA ACROSS THEENTIRE ATLANTIC BASIN IS EXPECTED TO ALLOW THIS UNUSUAL MERGER TOTAKE PLACE, AND ONCE THE COMBINED GYRE MATERIALIZES, IT SHOULDSETTLE BACK TOWARD THE INTERIOR NORTHEAST THROUGH HALLOWEEN,INVITING PERHAPS A GHOULISH NICKNAME FOR THE CYCLONE ALONG THELINES OF "FRANKENSTORM", AN ALLUSION TO MARY SHELLEY'S GOTHICCREATURE OF SYNTHESIZED ELEMENTS.This guy must get all the chicks...
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SnowpocalypseSnowmageddonSnowtorious B.I.G.Frankenstorm!
Girion47: Good, destroy the shiat out of the DC Metro area. All of those entitled pricks have it coming.
rgGolf4: I really hope that is not the same forecast this year. Last year we had a tornado pass half mile from our house, a hurricane, an earthquake, and a freak snowstorm.
FreakinB: probesport: The hottest storm in New York this year is called Frankenstorm, it has everything....Flying chairs, water shortages, human candles- Human candles? What are human candles?- It's that thing where the only light source is midgets running around with torches strapped to their heads/you have to finish what you started
MelGoesOnTour: I'm in the South of Florida and we've been getting some pretty good wind for the past few days and the storm is no where near us. I feel bad for the easterner's who aren't used to a REAL storm and might likely blow it off (no pun) and be unprepared.
Fecal Conservative: But my Grandmother lives in Hackensack!
aevorea: MelGoesOnTour: I'm in the South of Florida and we've been getting some pretty good wind for the past few days and the storm is no where near us. I feel bad for the easterner's who aren't used to a REAL storm and might likely blow it off (no pun) and be unprepared.Luckily, I lived in FL for 15 years and moved up to New England last November. I'll probably be one of the few calm ones in a 50 mile radius!/Bottled water, restock on vital meds, stock up on food that doesn't need to be heated, get some cash out.//Oh, and alcohol. LOTS of it.
NashMcNash: "The worst of it could be focused around New York City and New Jersey."No worries.
Roto-Rot: [imageshack.us image 640x640]
AlwaysRightBoy: I'm going out 25 miles tomorrow at 4am to fill my freezer with striper meat... Bring it on mother nature./they're killing at the Monster ledge!
you have pee hands: CheapEngineer: Throw that same storm at North Carolina, or Mississippi, and it's "meh." A cloud heads for New York or DC and the entire country must stop what it's doing and join in prayer for those who may get *moist*.The Midwest gets tornadoes and massive snowstorms and all you see on the news is "What do they expect? They live in the country's crotch! Who's on Idol this week? "\whats worse, I have never lived in a state that anyone bothers to campaign in, or the primaries are already decided by the time I see a voting booth\\In Kansas right now, where my D vote is for Entertainment Uses Only\\\f y'all is right (grumble)Storm surge can be really damaging to places that aren't used to it, like Manhattan and Des Moines.
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