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(Yahoo)   Fellas, it's been good to know you: Government forecasters say a big storm that they're calling "Frankenstorm" is likely to blast most of the U.S. East Coast next week   (weather.yahoo.com) divider line 229
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2012-10-25 04:35:20 PM  
And that is how Romney takes the White House...

/BRILLIANT!
 
2012-10-25 04:35:44 PM  

probesport: The hottest storm in New York this year is called Frankenstorm, it has everything.


It's the new blackout
 
2012-10-25 04:35:50 PM  

traylor: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x401]

IT BEGINS


I've survived two raptures and I am not Mayan, so I'll be fine.
 
2012-10-25 04:36:01 PM  
The hottest storm in New York this year is called Frankenstorm, it has everything.: rain, wind, flying cows, and look over there - is that Jim Cantore hanging onto a utility pole? No, it's a fat migrant worker collecting wind blown lawn furniture for the flea market.....
 
2012-10-25 04:36:26 PM  
See what happens when Obama got ahold of Bush's hurricane machine????

HE'S GOING TO STEAL THE ELECTION!!!!

/no, I don't really think like that....
 
2012-10-25 04:38:00 PM  
Damn. I just got new deck chairs.
 
2012-10-25 04:39:11 PM  
Dang, all we got was Isaac...
 
2012-10-25 04:39:29 PM  
Expected to hit Tuesday? That'll be quite a Devil's Night. At least it'll put out any fires.
 
2012-10-25 04:41:17 PM  
Good: I'm in Texas, so I'm safe
Bad: Gas prices just started coming down, now they're going to go back up again
 
2012-10-25 04:41:25 PM  

FreakinB: People keep saying this may be like the 1991 storm. I was 5 years old in 1991 so I don't remember it.


I have hemorrhoids older than you... I remember the '62 storm.
 
2012-10-25 04:41:46 PM  

namegoeshere: Damn. I just got new deck chairs.


Thought of the Musicians of the RMS Titanic when I read that, strange
 
2012-10-25 04:42:04 PM  

mjones73: reillan: don't the average of all the tracks show it missing the eastern seaboard entirely?

No

[icons-ak.wunderground.com image 640x480]


Whoa, whoa, whao. Why are there pink lines in Southern Ontario where I live?!?

I didn't sign on for that crap. We aren't supposed to get earth quakes, volcanoes, or hurricanes and only few small tornadoes! I want my money back!!
 
2012-10-25 04:42:16 PM  
so the DC marathon I am in on Sunday will be awesome?
 
2012-10-25 04:42:44 PM  
anythingbutmyjob.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-25 04:43:41 PM  

probesport: The hottest storm in New York this year is called Frankenstorm, it has everything.


...Flying chairs, water shortages, human candles

- Human candles? What are human candles?

- It's that thing where the only light source is midgets running around with torches strapped to their heads

/you have to finish what you started
 
2012-10-25 04:45:27 PM  

styckx: I'm in South Jersey 10 minutes from the Walt Whitman bridge.

Yeah, they are CUMMING HARD over this.. I've already heard storm of the century, BILLIONS AND BILLIONS worth of damage.... The sensationalism is on full herpa derp mode for a storm that is still south of Florida and will barely be a cat 1 by the time it gets here.


It would be good of Mother Nature to troll them quite hard.
 
2012-10-25 04:46:36 PM  
This be proof that God be sendin' a clear notice, vote ye agin O'bammer--or ye gaineth nought but the wrath sammich ye so deserveth, ye perverse harlots and buggerites. JēēēZUS dint loft his dead self skyward for naught. He done it for you! Don't let his sacry-fyse a'been done in vain! Pucker up ye biatch dogs from hay-il! You might be wantin' to find some feller heathen to spit on one 'nother's starfishies cause you'se fittin' to be dry-docked by the vessel o' God.
 
2012-10-25 04:46:58 PM  
Big storm?
Heading for New York?
With huge waves?
Followed by lots of snow?
Scheduled to happen the day after tomorrow?

I've seen this movie!

www.moviewallpaper.net
 
2012-10-25 04:47:55 PM  
Good, destroy the shiat out of the DC Metro area. All of those entitled pricks have it coming.
 
2012-10-25 04:48:24 PM  

jim32rr: namegoeshere: Damn. I just got new deck chairs.

Thought of the Musicians of the RMS Titanic when I read that, strange


Singing Nearer My God To Thee?

/dance band
 
2012-10-25 04:49:11 PM  

Shadow Blasko: strangeguitar: We're about 50 miles west of Philly, and I think we'll only get the outer bands of the storm. I really hope this doesn't fark up Halloween. This is the first year my 4 year old twins are really into the year's greatest holiday.

Yeah.. Good luck with that.

Lets run the current GDF and see where that gets you..

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x608]


Nope. Sorry, you're gonna get a little more than you bargain for then.

 

That map looks like a hockey stick storm.
 
2012-10-25 04:53:05 PM  
In 2009, we had 55 inches of snow.
In June, el derecho blew our plastic kiddie pool to points unknown.

Bring it.
Burst out of your clothes, Weather Babes.
 
2012-10-25 04:58:23 PM  
I hope Dro can't swim.
 
2012-10-25 04:59:20 PM  
/ Buys stock in distributors and manufacturers of bread, milk, beer, & TP.
 
2012-10-25 04:59:37 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: In June, el derecho blew our plastic kiddie pool to points unknown.


The derecho knocked out our power for 24 hours. My ice cream all melted. Fark the derecho.
 
2012-10-25 05:01:02 PM  
OCTOBER SURPRIZE!
 
2012-10-25 05:01:18 PM  
How are we supposed to believe these "scientists" when they can't even forecast an earthquake? Their prediction of a massive storm hitting the eastern seaboard is going to cause panic and people will get hurt in the panic. These "scientists" must be held to account for their reckless predictions.
 
2012-10-25 05:05:46 PM  
EXTENDED FORECAST DISCUSSION
NWS HYDROMETEOROLOGICAL PREDICTION CENTER COLLEGE PARK MD
313 PM EDT THU OCT 25 2012

VALID 12Z SUN OCT 28 2012 - 12Z THU NOV 01 2012


...HIGH IMPACT MERGING OF ENERGETIC SYSTEMS ANTICIPATED OFF THE
MID ATLANTIC COAST...


PRELIMINARY UPDATE...

DESPITE A MODEST CLUSTER OF OUTLYING DETERMINISTIC SOLUTIONS AND
ENSEMBLE MEMBERS FROM THE VARIOUS MODELING CENTERS, THE LION'S
SHARE OF GUIDANCE INDICATES THAT THE CIRCULATION ASSOCIATED WITH
HURRICANE SANDY WILL PASS CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE AMPLIFYING POLAR
TROUGH OVER THE EASTERN UNITED STATES TO BECOME INCORPORATED INTO
A HYBRID VORTEX OVER THE MID ATLANTIC AND NORTHEAST NEXT TUESDAY.
THE HIGH DEGREE OF BLOCKING FROM EASTERN NORTH AMERICA ACROSS THE
ENTIRE ATLANTIC BASIN IS EXPECTED TO ALLOW THIS UNUSUAL MERGER TO
TAKE PLACE, AND ONCE THE COMBINED GYRE MATERIALIZES, IT SHOULD
SETTLE BACK TOWARD THE INTERIOR NORTHEAST THROUGH HALLOWEEN,
INVITING PERHAPS A GHOULISH NICKNAME FOR THE CYCLONE ALONG THE
LINES OF "FRANKENSTORM", AN ALLUSION TO MARY SHELLEY'S GOTHIC
CREATURE OF SYNTHESIZED ELEMENTS.

This guy must get all the chicks...
 
2012-10-25 05:07:17 PM  

TheraTx: [anythingbutmyjob.files.wordpress.com image 850x476]


Cat, your hat unfurled.
 
2012-10-25 05:09:56 PM  
Kinda hard getting out the vote when there are fallen trees and no power everywhere. Oh darn.
 
2012-10-25 05:10:53 PM  
Awww you Northerners are so cute when tropical storms come your way.
 
2012-10-25 05:13:04 PM  
'twas the witch of November come stealin'.
 
2012-10-25 05:18:25 PM  
But will it be too rough to feed people?
 
2012-10-25 05:19:10 PM  

jbezorg: / Buys stock in distributors and manufacturers of bread, milk, beer, & TP.


Blue tarps man, blue farking tarps. I still see one on a roof every once in a while here in Houston and Ike was what, 2008 or so? I get a chuckle and then think, "man those things are durable".
 
2012-10-25 05:21:41 PM  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: [idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

SANDY'S GONNA ROCK YOU!!!!


and she'll give u fever
 
2012-10-25 05:22:13 PM  
I think that was the same cow.
 
2012-10-25 05:23:28 PM  

Warthog: HotIgneous Intruder: In June, el derecho blew our plastic kiddie pool to points unknown.


The derecho knocked out our power for 24 hours. My ice cream all melted. Fark the derecho.


El Derecho farked up my house, dropping a large tree on it.
 
2012-10-25 05:26:06 PM  
I lost power for a week with the derecho , I would prefer to avoid that this time. Thank you.
 
2012-10-25 05:26:53 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Warthog: HotIgneous Intruder: In June, el derecho blew our plastic kiddie pool to points unknown.


The derecho knocked out our power for 24 hours. My ice cream all melted. Fark the derecho.

El Derecho farked up my house, dropping a large tree on it.


El Derecho sold be an 8 ball that was mostly baking soda.
 
2012-10-25 05:27:17 PM  
Will it get so far as the big lake they call Gitchee Goomi?
 
2012-10-25 05:29:10 PM  

OdradekRex: This guy must get all the chicks...


Why are their forecasts in all upper case? Even if it's not some timecube-esque screed, that shiat is still hard to read.
 
2012-10-25 05:30:09 PM  

Mad Scientist: Has anyone prayed for Omarion yet?


I'm praying right now.
 
2012-10-25 05:32:44 PM  

you have pee hands


Why are their forecasts in all upper case? Even if it's not some timecube-esque screed, that shiat is still hard to read.


I think it's a holdover from the telegraph (and later, mainframe) days. Seriously.
 
2012-10-25 05:33:37 PM  

reklamfox: FreakinB: I live on the south shore of Long Island (a block from the water), I commute to work in Manhattan, and my girlfriend's place is inland in NJ but right next to a river. So I could be super farked if this storm is bad.

People keep saying this may be like the 1991 storm. I was 5 years old in 1991 so I don't remember it.

I was also 5 when that storm hit. I remember looking out our living room window 3ft off the ground and the snow was right up to the screen. We couldn't get out the door, so we all climbed out the window. It was cool!


Damn, how you doing? Want to get snowed in together?
 
2012-10-25 05:36:10 PM  

you have pee hands: OdradekRex: This guy must get all the chicks...

Why are their forecasts in all upper case? Even if it's not some timecube-esque screed, that shiat is still hard to read.


Mainly because the forecasts go out over systems that are older than most of us and they only render caps. Things like telefax, and TTY. They've tried to get rid of those systems, but the uproar that happens every time they have keeps them online.
 
2012-10-25 05:37:30 PM  

buzzcut73: Mainly because the forecasts go out over systems that are older than most of us and they only render caps. Things like telefax, and TTY. They've tried to get rid of those systems, but the uproar that happens every time they have keeps them online.


USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-10-25 05:43:47 PM  
I'll be stuck at work in Atlantic City. I can tell you from the "Halloween 91" storm, Blackjack tables do not float.
 
2012-10-25 05:44:55 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Side tangent: Two of my co-workers are talking about this right now.
Being Texas, they're hoping the storm will be so bad that it will "keep the liberals from voting."


Hell, New Jersey will just harpoon Chris Christie and ride out the storm just like in Moby Dick. And what genius schedules an election the day after Guy Fawkes Day and expects people to stay home.

i846.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 05:46:09 PM  
last years storm a huge farking section of tree came down through our roof, through Mrs.Kritters bedroom ceiling and out the front wall of the house. that coont left me in a freezing no electric house while she took off to her Hello Kitty Weekend PlayTime Rental House she has in NY state. For reasons unknown Mr.Kritter is neither welcome nor invited there. Nice, huh?

was left without electric for days. sucked big time. insurance company was useless. no one wanted to come take away the downed tree and wait for a check from the insurance company. it was a learning experience.

here we are a year later, everything fixed and of course insurance co jacked up rates up sky high because we put in ONE claim. the dooshbags that own the wooded property near us that has been the cause of damage to our house has never once done any maintenance to their property or trees. and the dooshbag that owns the house next to us which has been overpriced for sale for years leaves up a row of trees between our houses (on his property) which is a threat to both houses. he is an arsehole.

if the house gets farked up again this year that's it, i'm farking leaving. i'll find me some sweet momma that needs a little love muffin toy and i'll make her happy as long as she wants me around. tired of being treated like a turd in a punch bowl in my own home anyway.
 
2012-10-25 05:49:04 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: AlwaysRightBoy: I'm going out 25 miles tomorrow at 4am to fill my freezer with striper meat... Bring it on mother nature.

/they're killing at the Monster ledge!

I read that wrong the first time

happy fishing


oh holy hell, I read that wrong also. Because it's Fark, I didn't even think twice about it til I saw your catch.
 
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