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(ABC Local)   Police officer's attempt to "protect and serve" his girlfriend medium-rare thwarted by the FBI   (abclocal.go.com ) divider line
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11347 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2012 at 4:59 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-25 01:21:05 PM  
WTF?!
 
2012-10-25 01:23:11 PM  
I guess they're going to *sunglasses* rake him over the coals

/YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2012-10-25 01:36:40 PM  
Conspiracy? So... there were others involved or??
 
2012-10-25 01:48:41 PM  
Idiot, she wanted you to take her out, cook for her and go down on her. If it also involved your best friend and the FBI, it would have been a memorable evening but nooooo, you seriously missed the point.
 
2012-10-25 01:49:26 PM  
No, no, you're doing it wrong. You're only supposed to grill suspects.
 
2012-10-25 01:52:39 PM  
So if I joke about eating people online that is now a plot?
 
2012-10-25 01:58:50 PM  
Ohhh cook FOR humans.
 
2012-10-25 02:07:02 PM  
There is a special place for people like that.

/Next to the mashed potatoes
 
2012-10-25 02:09:59 PM  
Crazy like that just HAS to be noticed by others, right? Right? Please...?
 
2012-10-25 02:15:48 PM  

toraque: No, no, you're doing it wrong. You're only supposed to grill suspects.


ha

Don't they have some type of screening process to weed out people like this?
 
2012-10-25 02:18:04 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Crazy like that just HAS to be noticed by others, right? Right? Please...?


What are you going to assume when a cop says they have to go grill a suspect?
 
2012-10-25 02:19:18 PM  
FBI turned up the heat on him?
 
2012-10-25 02:21:51 PM  
Gives new meaning to wanting to spit roast some girl.

/by the way, keep your safe search on when GISing spit roasted
 
2012-10-25 02:22:04 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Ohhh cook FOR humans.


"To Serve Man", etc etc.
 
2012-10-25 02:32:43 PM  
It wouldn't be the first time some guy's girlfriend got all up in his grill.
 
2012-10-25 03:11:51 PM  
I suppose when this guy gets out of prison he'll go on the Lechter circuit
 
2012-10-25 03:22:57 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: There is a special place for people like that.

/Next to the mashed potatoes


Is it going to be that kind of a party?
 
2012-10-25 03:25:37 PM  
fffftffftt fffftffftt fffftffftt fffftffftt fffftffftt
 
2012-10-25 03:34:08 PM  
Cooking hiss girlfriend plus another 100?

What in dalmatian!?
 
2012-10-25 03:48:53 PM  
Apparently, he got the cookbook from this guy:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-25 03:56:49 PM  
This man is sick and an abomination.

If you cook a good steak anything but rare, you might as well just throw it in the trash.
 
2012-10-25 04:02:39 PM  

basemetal: Gives new meaning to wanting to spit roast some girl.

/by the way, keep your safe search on when GISing spit roasted


Probably why the person he told called the police.


"Yeah, I'd love to spit roast your girl, she's hot.... Yeah, I bet she tastes sweet, can't wait to find out....I...sure we can get some A-1 if that's your thing, just make sure we use the cheap sheets....Wait forks? This is taking a strange turn"
 
2012-10-25 04:03:51 PM  
Never developed a taste for long pig
 
2012-10-25 04:04:54 PM  
Oops.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Never developed a taste for long pig
 
2012-10-25 04:24:35 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Ohhh cook FOR

TY humans.
 
2012-10-25 04:56:48 PM  
I just finished the whole complaint. That guy's a raging sick fark even if he seems set up by some unknown accomplice.
 
2012-10-25 05:02:58 PM  
Has anyone checked to see whether ABC ripped this straight off the Onion site? It's so over the top, I'm having trouble believing it's real.
 
2012-10-25 05:04:52 PM  
Well done, FBI.
 
2012-10-25 05:04:55 PM  
Damn time cops.
 
2012-10-25 05:05:48 PM  
www.notentirelystable.com
 
2012-10-25 05:06:16 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Tr0mBoNe: Ohhh cook FOR humans.

"To Serve Man", etc etc.


fava beans and a nice chianti and so on and so forth
 
2012-10-25 05:06:58 PM  
I often like to have an old friend for dinner.
images.zap2it.com
 
2012-10-25 05:07:11 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: There is a special place for people like that.

/Next to the mashed potatoes

  

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 05:07:26 PM  
Oh goddamnit.

Bury this SOB under the jail.
 
2012-10-25 05:08:02 PM  
If humans are "long pig", you probably want to go at least medium, right?
 
2012-10-25 05:10:53 PM  

Lunaville: Has anyone checked to see whether ABC ripped this straight off the Onion site? It's so over the top, I'm having trouble believing it's real.


I'm wondering if this guy had serious intentions of doing it all for real, or if it was just an outlet for his bizarre fantasies.
 
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2012-10-25 05:11:19 PM  

Dafodude: Tr0mBoNe: Ohhh cook FORTY humans.



NO IT SEZ
TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS

DUH
 
2012-10-25 05:12:15 PM  
FOREST HILLS, QUEENS?!

media.emmafrostfiles.com

WHERE DAFUQ WERE YOU?!
 
2012-10-25 05:12:20 PM  
RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-10-25 05:13:36 PM  
This guy doesn't come off as "killer crazy" so much as "delusional crazy".
 
2012-10-25 05:14:20 PM  
Thought crime amiright?
 
2012-10-25 05:14:25 PM  
another crazy town with a badge.
 
2012-10-25 05:15:20 PM  
New York's Hungriest
 
2012-10-25 05:15:51 PM  
Suspended WITHOUT pay? Wow, they're serious about this one.
 
2012-10-25 05:15:52 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.notentirelystable.com image 720x480]


That episode cracked me up,

Especially Picard using his Android phone.
imageshack.us

//and mint frosting.
 
2012-10-25 05:16:09 PM  

slayer199: Apparently, he got the cookbook from this guy:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


DAMN YOU! I was going to post that.
 
2012-10-25 05:16:43 PM  
So, we're convicting people for thought crimes now? I'm still not sure how anything he did was illegal. Definitely creepy, but has it suddenly become illegal for weirdos to trade their creepy fantasies on the internet?
 
2012-10-25 05:17:27 PM  
How long until they adapt this (with all the important details changed, of course) into an episode of SVU?
 
2012-10-25 05:17:29 PM  
Smart sick POS.

If one were to be a serial killer, become a cop first.

Isn't this the negative version of Dexter.

/Innocent until proven guilty my friends.
 
2012-10-25 05:17:33 PM  
Nothing about what kinds of marinades, or dry rubs he'll be using. Are you going to slowly braise her? I have questions.
 
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