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(American Thinker)   Attention female voters: you are Lorraine. Romney is George McFly. Obama is Biff Tannen. Libyan terrorists are still Libyan terrorists. GREAT SCOTT   (americanthinker.com) divider line 170
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2012-10-25 01:23:25 PM  
Romney is a candy ass pervert who needed to be guided at every step of the way?
 
2012-10-25 01:26:20 PM  
Can I be Doc Brown?

Sorta related....
uncle-eazy.com
 
2012-10-25 01:27:21 PM  
For you gals who don't feel like reading this, she's basically saying Obama's got dick for days and Romney pees sitting down.
 
2012-10-25 01:30:48 PM  
Biff Tannen turned out to be a lying cheating piece of shiat that became filthy rich.

But sure, Obama is the Biff Tannen in this scenario. Sure he is.
 
2012-10-25 01:31:55 PM  
I think a better analogy is Romney is Chas, Obama is Jason Melon, and we are Valerie Desmond. The GOP is a hybrid of Dr. Barbay and Professor Turgeson, without Turgeson's cool factor. I suppose Biden would be Lou.
 
2012-10-25 01:34:00 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I think a better analogy is Romney is Chas, Obama is Jason Melon, and we are Valerie Desmond. The GOP is a hybrid of Dr. Barbay and Professor Turgeson, without Turgeson's cool factor. I suppose Biden would be Lou.


Who's Thornton Melon?
 
2012-10-25 01:36:04 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I think a better analogy is Romney is Chas, Obama is Jason Melon, and we are Valerie Desmond. The GOP is a hybrid of Dr. Barbay and Professor Turgeson, without Turgeson's cool factor. I suppose Biden would be Lou.


No, Romney is Steff, Obama is Blane, and we are Ducky. The GOP is a hybrid of Hardy from Some Kind of Wonderful and Terry's little brother from Just one of the Guys.
 
2012-10-25 01:43:27 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Krymson Tyde: I think a better analogy is Romney is Chas, Obama is Jason Melon, and we are Valerie Desmond. The GOP is a hybrid of Dr. Barbay and Professor Turgeson, without Turgeson's cool factor. I suppose Biden would be Lou.

No, Romney is Steff, Obama is Blane, and we are Ducky. The GOP is a hybrid of Hardy from Some Kind of Wonderful and Terry's little brother from Just one of the Guys.


I think Obama is Gibbs, Biden is Abby and Romney is Ari.
 
2012-10-25 01:48:15 PM  

eraser8: Krymson Tyde: I think a better analogy is Romney is Chas, Obama is Jason Melon, and we are Valerie Desmond. The GOP is a hybrid of Dr. Barbay and Professor Turgeson, without Turgeson's cool factor. I suppose Biden would be Lou.

Who's Thornton Melon?


I was at a loss on that one, but I'm willing to take suggestions.
 
2012-10-25 01:48:57 PM  
Wait. Who is the principal?

And who is Needles?
 
2012-10-25 01:56:27 PM  
Okay, how about this?
Romney is Marmalard, Ryan is Neidermeyer, Obama is Kroger, Biden is Blutarski, and we're Delta House?
 
2012-10-25 01:59:36 PM  
Obama is Twilight Sparkle, Biden is Pinkie Pie, Mittens is The Great and Powerful Trixie, and Ryan is either Snips or Snails.

/Democracy is Magic.
 
2012-10-25 02:02:09 PM  
Obama is Ferris, we're Sloane Peterson, the economy is Cameron, and Romney is Principal Rooney. I like this game!
 
2012-10-25 02:04:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Obama is Twilight Sparkle, Biden is Pinkie Pie, Mittens is The Great and Powerful Trixie, and Ryan is either Snips or Snails.

/Democracy is Magic.


I like it except I think Biden is Rainbow Dash.
 
2012-10-25 02:05:35 PM  
Obama is The Dude, Biden is Walter, Romney is the Real Lebowski, and Ryan is Brandt.
 
2012-10-25 02:07:34 PM  

Krymson Tyde: FirstNationalBastard: Obama is Twilight Sparkle, Biden is Pinkie Pie, Mittens is The Great and Powerful Trixie, and Ryan is either Snips or Snails.

/Democracy is Magic.

I like it except I think Biden is Rainbow Dash.


Well, Biden's 20% cooler factor would make him a viable Rainbow Dash. However, I chose Pinkie Pie for Biden's comedic value, and ability to break the fourth wall.
 
2012-10-25 02:08:28 PM  
FTFA - "happily spend hours explaining your math homework, and then you'd both raid the freezer for ice cream"

WTF? I was the one explaining homework (including math) to every hottie dumbfark I dated and if one of them had even gazed longingly at my ice cream the repercussions would be exceptionally severe. Where do they find these silly wenches that need help with math homework for "hours"? More importantly, why do they let them write anything other than copying a recipe?
 
2012-10-25 02:10:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Krymson Tyde: FirstNationalBastard: Obama is Twilight Sparkle, Biden is Pinkie Pie, Mittens is The Great and Powerful Trixie, and Ryan is either Snips or Snails.

/Democracy is Magic.

I like it except I think Biden is Rainbow Dash.

Well, Biden's 20% cooler factor would make him a viable Rainbow Dash. However, I chose Pinkie Pie for Biden's comedic value, and ability to break the fourth wall.


Both valid points.
 
2012-10-25 02:12:57 PM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 02:31:22 PM  
Run for it Marty!!!
 
2012-10-25 02:45:33 PM  
A gigantic pussy who needed his son's help in getting laid?

Um, okay.
 
2012-10-25 03:00:49 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Biff Tannen turned out to be a lying cheating piece of shiat that became filthy rich.

But sure, Obama is the Biff Tannen in this scenario. Sure he is.


It's American Thinker.

If ever there was a case of a business having a misleading name, this is it.
 
2012-10-25 03:01:21 PM  
Derp factor 11 Mr. Scott!
 
2012-10-25 03:03:56 PM  

dletter: Obama is The Dude, Biden is Walter, Romney is the Real Lebowski, and Ryan is Brandt.


Woah. This is heavy.
 
2012-10-25 03:08:34 PM  

eraser8: Krymson Tyde: I think a better analogy is Romney is Chas, Obama is Jason Melon, and we are Valerie Desmond. The GOP is a hybrid of Dr. Barbay and Professor Turgeson, without Turgeson's cool factor. I suppose Biden would be Lou.

Who's Thornton Melon?


I got it, he's Bill Clinton.
 
2012-10-25 03:09:34 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 03:30:46 PM  
Romney is Goldfinger, Obama is Bond, Ryan is Jaws, and Biden is Pussy Galore.
 
2012-10-25 03:32:30 PM  
Obama is Rufus, Romney is De Nomolos, Ryan is Ted's father, police captain Logan, and Biden is STATION.
 
2012-10-25 03:38:19 PM  
Obama is Bugs Bunny, Biden is Sam the Sheepdog, Romney is Daffy Duck, and Ryan is Yosemite Sam.
Bill Clinton is Pepe Le Pew.
 
2012-10-25 03:49:28 PM  
Barack-Guy: despite his swagger and sparky grin, there was an edge to this guy that made him seem elusive, something of a mystery, which is romantic catnip to us women.

WE GET IT, HE'S BLACK
 
2012-10-25 03:55:15 PM  
Rmoney is clearly Griff Tannen. He does after all have a few short circuits in his bionic implants.
 
2012-10-25 03:56:16 PM  
Mitt Romney is the smug, rich jerk in every 80s movie.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-25 03:56:20 PM  

Parthenogenetic: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]

[i.imgur.com image 602x401]


WIN

/thread
 
2012-10-25 03:56:48 PM  
Can I be the guitarist who cuts his hand? That guy was cool.
 
2012-10-25 03:57:21 PM  
Obama is Brian, Biden is Bender, Ryan is Andrew, women are Claire, Joe the Plumber is Carl and Mitt is Vice Principal Vernon.
 
2012-10-25 03:57:59 PM  
Barack is Picard, Biden is Riker, Romney is Tasha Yar, and Ryan is Wesley Crusher

"I know what we can do, captain!"
"If you say tax cuts, I'm going to beam you into space"
"Uhhhhh....."
 
2012-10-25 03:58:12 PM  
Romney is Peter, Obama is Brian, Biden is Chris and Ryan is Meg.
 
2012-10-25 03:58:31 PM  
Female voters are Lolita, Romney is Humbert Humbert, and Obama is Clare Quilty.
 
2012-10-25 03:58:48 PM  
Obama is Buffy, Biden is Anya, Romney is the Mayor and Ryan is Principal Snyder
 
2012-10-25 03:58:58 PM  
Obama is Jules Winnfield, Joe Biden is Vincent Vega, Paul Ryan is Roger (or "Flock of Seagulls") and Romney is Brett.
 
2012-10-25 03:59:57 PM  

Rann Xerox: Obama is Jules Winnfield, Joe Biden is Vincent Vega, Paul Ryan is Roger (or "Flock of Seagulls") and Romney is Brett.


Does Gary Johnson look like a biatch?
 
2012-10-25 04:00:02 PM  

Parthenogenetic: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]

[i.imgur.com image 602x401]



LOL
 
2012-10-25 04:00:42 PM  
Obama is Zach, Biden is Slater, Romney is Belding, Ryan is Screech.
 
2012-10-25 04:00:42 PM  
So when Biff tried to rape Lorraine, was that "legitimate" rape or "God's Will" rape?
 
2012-10-25 04:00:57 PM  

Bloody William: Rann Xerox: Obama is Jules Winnfield, Joe Biden is Vincent Vega, Paul Ryan is Roger (or "Flock of Seagulls") and Romney is Brett.

Does Gary Johnson look like a biatch?


What?
 
2012-10-25 04:01:22 PM  
NO! NO! NO!

Romney is Greedo, Obama is Han, We are the Mellinium Falcon, Biden is Obi Wan, Ryan is Jar-Jar, Hillary is Chewie.
 
2012-10-25 04:01:28 PM  
Obama is Dream Theater, Biden is RUSH, Romney is Ratt, and Ryan is Blink182.
 
2012-10-25 04:01:33 PM  
Obama is Neo. A noob who was in way over his head and is now the Big Swinging Dick of the Matrix.
Biden is Trinity. Helps the noob find his way around, then stands in awe as the student surpasses the teacher. Also falls in love with the student.
Romney is Smith. His only goal is making more like himself; total control of the world.
Ryan is the Lady in the Red Dress. He's only there to distract us from the rest of this sideshow, and will turn (has turned?) into an agent while we're not looking.
 
2012-10-25 04:01:43 PM  
Obama is Sheriff Bart, Biden is the Waco Kid, Romney is Hedley Lamarr and Ryan is Taggart. Women are Lily Von Shtupp, Republican voters are anyone named "Johnson," and after his endorsement earlier, Colin Powell is Mongo.
 
2012-10-25 04:02:05 PM  
Not to divulge on these little games too much, but has anyone ever considered how farked up George McFly really was? You knock out Biff who let's be honest, was pretty much gonna rape Lorraine in that car. Thirty years later, what does he do? He hires this possible rapist to wash and wax his cars. How can Lorraine stand to be married to this man who is so buddy-buddy with her would-be raper?
 
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