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(Komo)   Seattle proposes eliminating hygiene standards for taxi drivers. Wait a sec...there are currently hygiene standards for taxi drivers?   (komonews.com ) divider line
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2609 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2012 at 3:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-25 03:48:40 PM  
4 votes:

Endive Wombat: I know this is a cliche question, but seriously, who are they on the phone with the entire time?


They are taking tech support calls for HP.
2012-10-25 03:58:08 PM  
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

"Why are you never home?? I have to feed and clothe the children and you're never here to read to Ajit. I can't even believe you forget to get me Mango Salsa at the grocer last time I told you. If i have told you a thousand times, by Vishnu, when is that last time you brought home any money.??? i think you spend it all on cheap booze, strip club and those nasty cigars. You are an awful example for our children, Ajit, Dilip, Jeetendra and Lakshamana. I mean these poor children live on barely a few grains of jasmine rice and a few bites of naan bread and you're probably eating Sarsoon Macchi by the plate full while wheeling around the city Day and night. You don't come home for days and who ever helps me with the chores. At least I don't have to wash your clothes with everything else I have to do around here. may Mahatma Gandhi look down on me and bless me..I am a peaceful woman but if you don't listen to me.....Batman bin Suparman....are you listening to me....are you LISTENING TO ME??? hello, HELLO!!!!?????"
2012-10-25 03:45:33 PM  
2 votes:
I know this is a cliche question, but seriously, who are they on the phone with the entire time?
2012-10-25 03:16:40 PM  
2 votes:
Those beaded taxi seat covers are just strainers after all.
Keeps ya from sticking to the vinyl
Like a one cheek sneak on a hot wet summer day on a flat wooden church pew.
2012-10-25 04:18:23 PM  
1 vote:
As an indian, i'm truly embarrassed by this. I fully support the hygiene standard. If you wanna be smelly, stay in India.

/non stinky
2012-10-25 03:59:01 PM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: Jon iz teh kewl: kaleeb jaba jaba hey gloop glopb indian

Dot not feather.

programmer??
2012-10-25 03:57:41 PM  
1 vote:
I used to drive for JD Transport, an ambulatory (no wheelchairs) paratransit service here on Puget Sound. Most of my work was emergency pick-ups from people who didn't like the taxi driver assigned to them. 8-9 hrs of moving people from Seattle to Tacoma on I-5 because of some of the driver's hygiene.

/Is that how ya spell hygene?
//That stinks
2012-10-25 03:53:33 PM  
1 vote:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2012-10-25 03:44:21 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: kaleeb jaba jaba hey gloop glopb indian


Dot not feather.
2012-10-25 03:40:28 PM  
1 vote:

Creoena: Can we extend this to IT workers as well? Some of these guys who come over from India are seriously, seriously in need of a shower.


i.imgur.com
2012-10-25 03:36:39 PM  
1 vote:
Can we extend this to IT workers as well? Some of these guys who come over from India are seriously, seriously in need of a shower.
2012-10-25 03:36:14 PM  
1 vote:
This is going to end up being racist somehow.
2012-10-25 03:34:20 PM  
1 vote:

probesport: Those beaded taxi seat covers are just strainers after all.
Keeps ya from sticking to the vinyl
Like a one cheek sneak on a hot wet summer day on a flat wooden church pew.



My head is lolling from side to side,
But I don't use no mirrors,
The mixture of Carbon Monoxide and Methane
Makes my mind spin and lines blur
I push the pedels, off we go
To destinations unknown, you yell from the back seat
But I can't hear it, your language is foreign to me
I am the master of asphalt and machine.
That will be $44.75. thankyouverymuchgetthefarkout
2012-10-25 03:31:01 PM  
1 vote:
when I get into a cab and notice/smell that a homeless person is driving it, I always check the picture ID plaque for confirmation it is indeed the real cab driver.

/Over farking blown.
//Be non-smelly and have clean clothes.
///whats so hard about that.
////And since when are cab drivers chanting tea bagger mantra of government not regulating them?
2012-10-25 03:22:47 PM  
1 vote:
j.static-locatetv.com
2012-10-25 03:20:51 PM  
1 vote:
There was a picture I was going to label "future taxi driver," but then I thought maybe not. It's so NSFW I should link to it and warn my fellow Farkers. Then I thought, hey maybe I just shouldn't do anything with a picture of a naked Indian boy pissing out the side of a train.

Meanwhile @ Fark Rye's house...
www.freethenation.net
2012-10-25 03:13:42 PM  
1 vote:
Uterus control is just the beginning.
2012-10-25 03:10:01 PM  
1 vote:
In before: Yellow Curry Fart Fog

www.keepcalmstudio.com
 
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