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(Daily Mail)   Oh The Possibilities: Female contortionist brings new meaning to the term flexible, and her new calendar shows off that flexibility around the office   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 222
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2012-10-25 07:10:58 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I bet a dozen Fortune 500 CEO's at least are trying to get this table
 
2012-10-25 07:13:25 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

So basically she doesn't need anyone else for oral...


She can toss her own salad.
 
2012-10-25 07:21:21 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.


Why? Aren't they in multiple chunks that you can easily dispose of in different locations?
 
2012-10-25 07:24:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*


Great if you want to fark a doorknob.
 
2012-10-25 07:26:06 PM  

MythDragon: What about Harley vs Batman?
[s3.gamefreaks.co.nz image 563x317]

Superman vs Solomon Grundy?
[www.oxmonline.com image 620x349]

If only there was a way to find out


Guess it depend on how flexible they are.
-?-
Unless you're in the wrong thread. Maybe.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-25 07:33:26 PM  

Crewmannumber6: gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....

Secrets and lies, not a very good start.


Nah, she knows I'm a wiseass. She was getting her mammo and I texted her to say " i have the weirdest woody".
She said she laughed so loud the tech cme running in to see what was the matter.
/yeah, sense of humor and hot, shes a keeper
//oh, and loves baseball and football
 
2012-10-25 08:42:47 PM  
I can almost touch my toes?



almost

:(
 
2012-10-25 08:55:41 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Marmilman: abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.

Hot pocket?

HAAAAA that's great!

I'm reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit. "I've never eaten a hot pocket and then gone 'I'm really glad I ate that!'"

For the record, I love hot pockets.

Take that as you will.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-25 09:22:44 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.

I've never found hairy erotic, either. I like to see skin, not protein strands. I like to feel skin, not rough threads. I want to taste skin, not get ribbons of amino acids stuck in my teeth.

Light fuzz is fine. Anything bushy is no.


Wimp. Grow a pair.
 
2012-10-25 10:06:29 PM  
YOU'RE HIRED!
 
2012-10-25 10:18:52 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.

I've never found hairy erotic, either. I like to see skin, not protein strands. I like to feel skin, not rough threads. I want to taste skin, not get ribbons of amino acids stuck in my teeth.

Light fuzz is fine. Anything bushy is no.

Wimp. Grow a pair.


My pair's already large. It's personal preference, not being afraid of something. I don't see the appeal of body or pubic hair. I like skin, not fur.
 
2012-10-25 10:27:11 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: MythDragon: What about Harley vs Batman?
[s3.gamefreaks.co.nz image 563x317]

Superman vs Solomon Grundy?
[www.oxmonline.com image 620x349]

If only there was a way to find out

Guess it depend on how flexible they are.
-?-
Unless you're in the wrong thread. Maybe.


Totaly wrong thread. I ment it to go in the star destroyer v enterprise thread. Still wouldnt mind seeing the extent of Harley's flexability though.
 
2012-10-25 10:52:44 PM  
She would be a very hot lover.
 
Especially if I dropped some loose change in a crawlspace or something where I couldn't retrieve it.  And the she would get all bendy and retrieve it and I would be all like "Thanks honey."
 
God that would be so hot.
 
2012-10-25 11:00:32 PM  
"She said she'd suck my dick from behind...."

Seems appropriate...
 
2012-10-26 12:06:34 AM  

ArkAngel: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x464]

I bet a dozen Fortune 500 CEO's at least are trying to get this table


At Generalized Misogyny Industries, we produce the world's premiere line of submissive woman-shaped furniture. From the same people who brought you the leg lamp, comes this new credenza...
 
2012-10-26 01:18:32 AM  
This took some finding, but was a fun search:

NSFW or kittens
 
2012-10-26 03:43:54 AM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


I think I speak for all the farkers when I say you'll look sexy with one simple procedure: be naked
 
2012-10-26 09:03:54 AM  
not sure if this link was posted in thread or not... also not sure if pic is nsfw or not... it doesn't exactly show anything...
 
2012-10-26 09:57:23 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.

I've never found hairy erotic, either. I like to see skin, not protein strands. I like to feel skin, not rough threads. I want to taste skin, not get ribbons of amino acids stuck in my teeth.

Light fuzz is fine. Anything bushy is no.

Wimp. Grow a pair.


This. A real man can take it anyway it comes.

charmbomb: "She said she'd suck my dick from behind...."

Seems appropriate...


Umm...my bunk, I guess that's where I'm going.
 
2012-10-26 10:23:13 AM  
A little late to the thread, but I'm bookmarking anyway
 
2012-10-26 05:57:31 PM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


Why on earth would anyone dress a woman in clothes that don't tear?
 
2012-10-26 07:17:18 PM  

MrBonestripper: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

Why on earth would anyone dress a woman in clothes that don't tear?


Those women who live in Siberia. Cold nipples, you know.
 
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