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(Daily Mail)   Oh The Possibilities: Female contortionist brings new meaning to the term flexible, and her new calendar shows off that flexibility around the office   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-10-25 11:30:15 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

So basically she doesn't need anyone else for oral...
 
2012-10-25 11:45:32 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 11:49:16 AM  
Yowza. I'd contort it.
 
2012-10-25 12:16:55 PM  
Oh... oh my indeed. You could be shagging her while she tosses your salad.

web.mit.edu
 
2012-10-25 12:24:57 PM  
It'd probably get old after a while.
 
2012-10-25 12:25:45 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!
 
2012-10-25 12:26:03 PM  
I'd bend it.
 
2012-10-25 12:26:12 PM  
Holy. farking. shiat.
 
2012-10-25 12:27:44 PM  
easy to stash in the suitcase. Won't even need a saw.
 
2012-10-25 12:28:00 PM  
Russian lady?

*checks TFA* Yup. I have a pic of her in a plastic box. She's cool.
 
2012-10-25 12:28:13 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Never go ATM
 
2012-10-25 12:28:21 PM  

unchellmatt: Oh... oh my indeed. You could be shagging her while she tosses your salad.

[web.mit.edu image 320x240]


Great minds think alike!
 
2012-10-25 12:29:35 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It'd probably get old after a while.


The-hell-you say
 
2012-10-25 12:30:24 PM  
Wow. She can eat her own box. That's gotta be pretty hot to watch.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 12:31:18 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It'd probably get old after a while.



i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 12:31:24 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. She can eat her own box. That's gotta be pretty hot to watch.


... Huh. I think I suddenly felt for a moment like guys must when they see someone who can suck himself off.
 
2012-10-25 12:32:11 PM  

EZ Writer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!


OMG that made me laugh
 
2012-10-25 12:32:57 PM  
now this i can fap to
 
2012-10-25 12:32:59 PM  
Gah, no thanks. Someone like that could probably slip the restraints.
 
2012-10-25 12:33:05 PM  
I think I'm in love...
 
2012-10-25 12:33:29 PM  
I'll take two.
 
2012-10-25 12:33:41 PM  
I've got a new requirement for the women I date...
 
2012-10-25 12:34:32 PM  
As Seinfeld pointed out, it's probably better in theory than in practice.

Not that I wouldn't be willing to give it a try, though.
 
2012-10-25 12:34:47 PM  
Meanwhile, in the Ministry of Silly Walks:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 12:34:54 PM  
I can totally fap to this.
 
2012-10-25 12:35:11 PM  
Flexability is NEVER over rated
 
2012-10-25 12:36:08 PM  
Holy moly that girl could lick your nuggets while you hit that box. It's like a three way one way.
 
2012-10-25 12:36:19 PM  
/is sad he doesn't have one these
 
2012-10-25 12:36:52 PM  
I gotta ask...can she reach it?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 12:37:05 PM  
Searches the furniture section of Office Depot, comes away disappointed....

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 12:37:06 PM  
That photo almost looks like she's giving birth to herself.

/you know which one
//thought the same thing everyone else thought when I saw it
 
2012-10-25 12:37:10 PM  
high risk of face farticles
 
2012-10-25 12:37:35 PM  
I could do that, I just choose not to.
 
2012-10-25 12:38:10 PM  
she escaped from Mitt's binder
 
2012-10-25 12:41:45 PM  

EZ Writer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!


I'm normally someone that just groans when there's some political bashing going on outside of the politics tab... But that was hilarious. 1 Funny vote for you, fine sir.
 
2012-10-25 12:41:57 PM  
There once was a woman from Nantucket....
 
2012-10-25 12:42:21 PM  
Trust me, she can't quite get there. i've been searching for video/ picture evidence since the dawn of the internet, and no one has proven it or shown me. There's plenty of fakes and photoshops that people point to whenever i say its not possible, and ive seen the anecdotal stories, and ive seen women 2" away from being able to do it, but there is no video evidence or undoctored photos.

prove me wrong.
 
2012-10-25 12:43:03 PM  
RTFA: OMG, I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-25 12:43:52 PM  
I would seriously consider killing a random person for 4 hours with her.

Or we could play the "Who Would You Go Through" game!


Let's see...I would go through Roseanne Barr to get to this contortionist.
 
2012-10-25 12:44:16 PM  

CCCarnie: EZ Writer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!

I'm normally someone that just groans when there's some political bashing going on outside of the politics tab... But that was hilarious. 1 Funny vote for you, fine sir.


Dammit! Now I have to update my profile...
 
2012-10-25 12:44:22 PM  

EatTheWorld: she escaped from Mitt's binder


A gold star for you today.
 
2012-10-25 12:44:59 PM  
Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.
 
2012-10-25 12:46:00 PM  
She will make someone a great wife someday fro sooooo many reasons!
 
2012-10-25 12:46:02 PM  
Whoah


/probably NSFW (but not apparently nude)
 
2012-10-25 12:47:11 PM  
t5ak.roblox.com
 
2012-10-25 12:47:26 PM  
meowcheese.com
 
2012-10-25 12:47:45 PM  

abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.


farking 12 year olds? What, you think we're priests?
 
2012-10-25 12:48:15 PM  

abhorrent1: Jesus. This threadFark is full of farking 12 year-olds.


/12
 
2012-10-25 12:49:55 PM  
BOOKmark
 
2012-10-25 12:50:00 PM  
I wonder how many times she's been asked if she can actually do it?
 
2012-10-25 12:52:19 PM  

Phineas: Trust me, she can't quite get there. i've been searching for video/ picture evidence since the dawn of the internet, and no one has proven it or shown me. There's plenty of fakes and photoshops that people point to whenever i say its not possible, and ive seen the anecdotal stories, and ive seen women 2" away from being able to do it, but there is no video evidence or undoctored photos.

prove me wrong.


Nice round about way of asking people to post links for you. I dig it!
 
2012-10-25 12:54:11 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I wonder how many times she's been asked if she can actually do it?


She should have the pics/video to prove it, then everyone would be happy!
 
2012-10-25 12:55:18 PM  
C (contortionist) IE ?

EIP
 
2012-10-25 12:55:45 PM  
Too bad the Republicans want to make contortion illegal.
 
2012-10-25 12:55:59 PM  
I...uhhh....ummm...I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-25 12:57:54 PM  
cl-erotic dot com for all your bendy desires
 
2012-10-25 12:59:28 PM  
I never understood why this was so hot, but damn- that's hot.
 
2012-10-25 01:01:11 PM  

Endive Wombat: Phineas: Trust me, she can't quite get there. i've been searching for video/ picture evidence since the dawn of the internet, and no one has proven it or shown me. There's plenty of fakes and photoshops that people point to whenever i say its not possible, and ive seen the anecdotal stories, and ive seen women 2" away from being able to do it, but there is no video evidence or undoctored photos.

prove me wrong.

Nice round about way of asking people to post links for you. I dig it!


Plus, i get to crush everyone's dreams and fantasies. I'm not saying its IMpossible, i just have yet to see anything proving that it IS possible. And i've looked, i've scoured the internet, i've read, i've researched, i've moped, i've cried.. and ive seen a ton of women get exceptionally close.. but they never get there
 
2012-10-25 01:01:19 PM  
Initially read that as "female Creationist" and immediately had some very mixed feelings.
 
2012-10-25 01:02:07 PM  
*sigh* All this is gonna do is make the somewhat chubby, marginally attractive girls at closing time on Saturday night seem even less appealing...
 
2012-10-25 01:03:10 PM  

WhippingBoy: *sigh* All this is gonna do is make the somewhat chubby, marginally attractive girls at closing time on Saturday night seem even less appealing...


And at the same time more attainable...
 
2012-10-25 01:04:10 PM  
I'll be in my cupboard.
 
2012-10-25 01:04:17 PM  

Johnstarr: I never understood why this was so hot, but damn- that's hot.


Kama Sutra. That's really all that needs to be said.
 
2012-10-25 01:04:21 PM  
 
2012-10-25 01:04:24 PM  
What I've always wondered when seeing these ladies is how long can they hold a position with 200 lbs. of male battering ram coming at them.
 
2012-10-25 01:05:03 PM  

EZ Writer: WhippingBoy: *sigh* All this is gonna do is make the somewhat chubby, marginally attractive girls at closing time on Saturday night seem even less appealing...

And at the same time more attainable...


I guess...

[pouts] I want a contortionist, though...
 
2012-10-25 01:08:02 PM  
"Zlata"?

What, did she come over here in an Aeroflot's wheel well?
 
2012-10-25 01:09:17 PM  
radass.com


I know what you are thinking...That girl is no contortionist. You're right. The stretch in this pic is how I am justifying posting it on a thread about contortionists.

But...c'maaaaan.
 
2012-10-25 01:09:41 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: What I've always wondered when seeing these ladies is how long can they hold a position with 200 lbs. of male battering ram coming at them.


at?
 
2012-10-25 01:10:51 PM  

Starhawk: sweet-daddy-2: What I've always wondered when seeing these ladies is how long can they hold a position with 200 lbs. of male battering ram coming at them.

at?


pulled out but missed?
 
2012-10-25 01:14:03 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. She can eat her own box. That's gotta be pretty hot to watch.


She actually does have some nude pics out with that.
 
2012-10-25 01:16:13 PM  
Great. Now I've got a new fetish.

*Shrugs*

/Fap.
 
2012-10-25 01:17:18 PM  
i1021.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 01:18:24 PM  

Phineas: Plus, i get to crush everyone's dreams and fantasies. I'm not saying its IMpossible, i just have yet to see anything proving that it IS possible. And i've looked, i've scoured the internet, i've read, i've researched, i've moped, i've cried.. and ive seen a ton of women get exceptionally close.. but they never get there


Too bad she doesn't also have the really long tongue gene, like one of these:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-25 01:19:26 PM  
Ummmmmm, ummmm, errrrr, ummmmmmm.
 
2012-10-25 01:21:59 PM  
www.hwdyk.com

JERRY: I couldn't believe it. Uh, I mean I thought I was entering a "magical world" of sensual delights, but it was just so ordinary. I mean, there was nothing gymnastic about it.

ELAINE: Well, what did you think she was gonna do?

JERRY: Well, you know. I mean... I dunno.

ELAINE: No, what?

JERRY: Well, obviously I prefer not to mention any, you know...

ELAINE: What did you think, she was going to take some of that chalk and...

JERRY: You see, now I really don't want to get into this, any kind of specifics...

ELAINE: Oh, come on. One thing? One thing! What?

JERRY: Well... Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus.

KRAMER: You mean like the uneven parallel bars?

JERRY: See, again, I really don't feel that...

ELAINE: The balance beam?

JERRY: Could we stop?

ELAINE: (gasps in mock surprise) Not the pommel horse?

JERRY: All right. Let's just drop it.
 
2012-10-25 01:22:08 PM  
i86.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 01:22:11 PM  
My boyfriend claims he's been with a contortionist who could 1.go down on herself 2. Lick his balls while he farked her.


/there's no competing with that
//slashes are my only consultation
 
2012-10-25 01:22:12 PM  

ScottRiqui: [meowcheese.com image 500x539]


BWAHAHAHAHA!

[stealing]
 
2012-10-25 01:23:26 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: What I've always wondered when seeing these ladies is how long can they hold a position with 200 lbs. of male battering ram coming at them.


I'm only going to need 45 seconds. Maybe 90 on a good night.
 
2012-10-25 01:24:07 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now... it's bent in half.
 
2012-10-25 01:25:52 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.
 
2012-10-25 01:26:40 PM  

lenabena: My boyfriend claims he's been with a contortionist who could 1.go down on herself 2. Lick his balls while he farked her.


/there's no competing with that
//slashes are my only consultation


Maybe if you had a million dollars.
 
2012-10-25 01:27:18 PM  

abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.


All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).
 
2012-10-25 01:27:41 PM  
I hate being at work when threads like this come around. I'm not ashamed to say this is a bookmark.
 
2012-10-25 01:28:37 PM  

lenabena:
//slashes are my only consultation


You consult slashes? Are you also consoled by them?
 
2012-10-25 01:29:04 PM  

lenabena: My boyfriend claims he's been with a contortionist who could 1.go down on herself 2. Lick his balls while he farked her.


/there's no competing with that
//slashes are my only consultation


So he settled then
 
2012-10-25 01:29:52 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.


If you just cut through all the major joints, they package tighter.
 
2012-10-25 01:31:14 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

[Romney Joke #327 here]
 
2012-10-25 01:32:28 PM  

jabelar: Too bad she doesn't also have the really long tongue gene


I know of only one really long tongue Gene, and the only woman who hasn't had him is Terry Gross.
 
2012-10-25 01:33:46 PM  
suppose i'm one of the few that is not bending over backwards about these pics

super duper sessy ladies, to be sure

but seeing 'em bent backwards and stuffed in a suitcase just aint hot to me

/ya ya knowhowiknowyourgay.jpeg - maybe, but that's better than what can only be the pre stages of serial killer by finding that hot
 
2012-10-25 01:34:14 PM  
/AW mode; on

I've been into strength and flexibility training for about 4 years now, however since this past June I've been really focusing on contortion training. I'm no where near the level of fitting myself into a suitcase, but well, what I can accomplish certainly makes things interesting for my husband ;)

/AW mode; off.
 
2012-10-25 01:36:53 PM  

vonapathy: /AW mode; on

I've been into strength and flexibility training for about 4 years now, however since this past June I've been really focusing on contortion training. I'm no where near the level of fitting myself into a suitcase, but well, what I can accomplish certainly makes things interesting for my husband ;)

/AW mode; off.


Had you favorited for some reason.....this is a better reason
 
2012-10-25 01:37:46 PM  

vonapathy: /AW mode; on

I've been into strength and flexibility training for about 4 years now, however since this past June I've been really focusing on contortion training. I'm no where near the level of fitting myself into a suitcase, but well, what I can accomplish certainly makes things interesting for my husband ;)

/AW mode; off.


You realize that as soon as the photoshop guys check your profile, you are going to have your head posted on some of these pictures and you will become bunk fodder correct?

/going there now
 
2012-10-25 01:38:55 PM  
It's all fun and games until she breaks her hymen.

**runs**
 
2012-10-25 01:39:14 PM  

vonapathy: /AW mode; on

I've been into strength and flexibility training for about 4 years now, however since this past June I've been really focusing on contortion training. I'm no where near the level of fitting myself into a suitcase, but well, what I can accomplish certainly makes things interesting for my husband ;)

/AW mode; off.


yep,

and go on...
 
2012-10-25 01:39:18 PM  
Doesn't look line any of the benders I've ever been on.
 
2012-10-25 01:41:29 PM  

lenabena: My boyfriend claims he's been with a contortionist who could 1.go down on herself 2. Lick his balls while he farked her.


/there's no competing with that
//slashes are my only consultation


You can lick my balls when we fark if it will make you feel better. My self sacrifice knows no bounds I guess.
 
2012-10-25 01:43:10 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Secretary in a box? I'll take one, please.
 
2012-10-25 01:44:11 PM  
Flexidolls dot com.

/NSFW
//You're welcome.
 
2012-10-25 01:45:15 PM  
Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that
 
2012-10-25 01:46:12 PM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


You don't need to bend like that. Not with those eyes.
 
2012-10-25 01:46:18 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

You can penetrate and get teabagged at the same time.

She's a self-contained 3-way!
 
2012-10-25 01:46:58 PM  

Anastacya: /wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


Just be naked. We men are simple creatures.

/I have EIP if you'd like to test my theory
 
2012-10-25 01:47:13 PM  
dated a girl like that once.
Her nick name was Gumby.
 
2012-10-25 01:48:05 PM  
If I try really hard, I can touch my toes without bending my knees.
 
2012-10-25 01:48:45 PM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


You look marvelous
 
2012-10-25 01:50:07 PM  

Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).


Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp
 
2012-10-25 01:50:09 PM  

LLGames: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

You don't need to bend like that. Not with those eyes.


She has eyes?
 
2012-10-25 01:50:16 PM  

vudukungfu: dated a girl like that once.
Her nick name was Gumby.


That was because she had no teeth.
 
2012-10-25 01:50:53 PM  
I think I'm one of the only guys who is really not turned on by women who are that flexible. I mean I've gotten by just fine without running into a woman who is.

However, it would be awesome to watch her eat herself out.
 
2012-10-25 01:52:09 PM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


I think you're already doing it.

/not ashamed
 
2012-10-25 01:52:36 PM  
Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*
 
2012-10-25 01:53:54 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*


Well, if you ever want to practice, I'll spot you.
 
2012-10-25 01:54:07 PM  

abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp


You sound inflexible.
 
2012-10-25 01:54:35 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*


I saw an interesting video involving a wall mounted marital aid for horses and a young woman doing a wall split.

Thank you for reminding me of that.

/bunk
 
2012-10-25 01:55:16 PM  

abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.


i50.tinypic.com

Bet you feel stupid now.
 
2012-10-25 01:55:22 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Just.. Wow, man.
 
2012-10-25 01:56:05 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*


That would need to be some wall... What are you, 5'15"?
 
2012-10-25 01:56:41 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.


How do you know its hers...and why does that uncertainty arouse me?
 
2012-10-25 01:57:19 PM  
She could wash 3 dishes at once!
 
2012-10-25 01:58:22 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.


Niiiiiiice
 
2012-10-25 01:59:03 PM  

EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*

That would need to be some wall... What are you, 5'15"?


Close :) I used to do it in my dance studio all the time. Vaulted ceilings.

And practice? HA. I'm lucky if I can flat-palm the floor these days. Welcome to life after knee surgery.
 
2012-10-25 02:01:14 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 02:01:43 PM  

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*

That would need to be some wall... What are you, 5'15"?

Close :) I used to do it in my dance studio all the time. Vaulted ceilings.

And practice? HA. I'm lucky if I can flat-palm the floor these days.


Spot you there, too.
 
2012-10-25 02:02:11 PM  
Have fun while you can ladies and gents because once arthritis sets in the party is over.
/ Unless she's masochistic, then there's an after party.
 
2012-10-25 02:03:00 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I've been in meetings where people use this method for coming up with some of their data.
 
2012-10-25 02:03:36 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

One of life's great questions.
 
2012-10-25 02:04:48 PM  

abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp


I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?
 
2012-10-25 02:05:33 PM  

ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]


That penis looks like a happy flatworm.
 
2012-10-25 02:06:36 PM  
im gonna need a bigger bottle of lotion
 
2012-10-25 02:08:55 PM  

WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?


He's over in the corner punching the clown.
 
2012-10-25 02:09:15 PM  

Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]

That penis looks like a happy flatworm.


Doesn't yours???
 
2012-10-25 02:11:37 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.


Just don't leave them here. Did you see a sign outside that said "Dead Hooker Storage"? No. because storing dead hookers ain't our business.
 
2012-10-25 02:13:03 PM  

Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.


That's an odd euphemism for fapping.
 
gja
2012-10-25 02:14:03 PM  
Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....
 
2012-10-25 02:18:55 PM  

WhippingBoy: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]

That penis looks like a happy flatworm.

Doesn't yours???


Between www.sciencebuddies.org

and

www.bcgenetics.com

I prefer the shroom comparison.
 
2012-10-25 02:19:28 PM  

Theaetetus: Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.

That's an odd euphemism for fapping.


No, he's actually over there beating a clown's a55.
/clobbering the kabob?
 
2012-10-25 02:20:30 PM  
this is a bookmark.
 
2012-10-25 02:21:48 PM  
Ummmmm yeah if I wasn't at work I'd be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-25 02:23:41 PM  
I have a regular customer at my restaurant that is like this. She once showed me by locking her hand behind her back and running them through a full circle around her self. She looks allot like that girl

All I could do was stand there slack jawed.

\I am beyond jealous of her boyfriend.
 
2012-10-25 02:23:44 PM  
If she was from the Philippines, you could cal her a........

"Manila Folder".


/Tip your waitresses....
 
2012-10-25 02:23:50 PM  

gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....


Secrets and lies, not a very good start.
 
2012-10-25 02:24:46 PM  
I remember how this one ends
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-25 02:25:20 PM  

Crewmannumber6: gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....

Secrets and lies, not a very good start.


He's right. Celebrate your Fap! Invite her to help. If she is busy tell her how it all turned out over dinner.
 
2012-10-25 02:36:44 PM  

McDougal: I remember how this one ends
[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x323]


A fine film.
 
2012-10-25 02:41:16 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.
 
2012-10-25 02:42:18 PM  

Your Boss: Theaetetus: Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.

That's an odd euphemism for fapping.

No, he's actually over there beating a clown's a55.
/clobbering the kabob?


Slapping the bishop?
Polishing the vicar?
Playing with an altar-boy hand-puppet? (hmm, too many syllables?)
 
2MS
2012-10-25 02:44:06 PM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


Umm, I think you have that taken care of...
 
2012-10-25 02:47:11 PM  

2MS: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

Umm, I think you have that taken care of...


What(boobs) he said (boobs).
 
2012-10-25 02:48:00 PM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


I suggest sending out BIE as a first try. I've got EIP, just in case you want to try it out.

Because I'm such a generous guy.
 
2012-10-25 02:48:31 PM  

i.imgur.com

Admit it. You've all tried to do it.

 
2012-10-25 02:49:37 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

I suggest sending out BIE as a first try. I've got EIP, just in case you want to try it out.

Because I'm such a generous guy.


I knew there was a reason I had you favorited. The services you provide for the needy are appreciated by all.
 
2012-10-25 02:49:52 PM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


Bah, I think you are good to go.
 
2012-10-25 02:53:07 PM  
Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)
 
2012-10-25 02:54:30 PM  
Why can't I seem to get turducken off my mind?
 
2012-10-25 02:56:57 PM  

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


All in a days work.
 
2012-10-25 03:06:22 PM  
Between this and the SW vs ST thread fark is rocking today
 
2012-10-25 03:08:35 PM  

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


Welcome to the Internet.
 
2012-10-25 03:09:44 PM  

abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are.


We ALL are. Just some of us choose to admit it in public, and some of us don't.
 
2012-10-25 03:22:44 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid

So basically she doesn't need anyone else for oral..

I think she likes to watch.
 
2012-10-25 03:25:47 PM  
What, me bookmark?
 
2012-10-25 03:28:18 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.


Oh My God! Do you have the original of that picture?
 
2012-10-25 03:29:52 PM  

HighZoolander: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.

Oh My God! Do you have the original of that picture?


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-25 03:32:05 PM  
I'd say she has sold AT LEAST 164 calendars here so far today.
 
2012-10-25 03:33:44 PM  
Where's the Jeanette McCurdy stretching in the park pics?
 
2012-10-25 03:41:00 PM  

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


No, thank YOU! You're yummy!
 
2012-10-25 03:43:08 PM  
Biatch can eat her own pussy then. AW shenanigans should not be condoned. Anyone excited by this calendar would probably also buy $12.00 well vodka and cranberry juice.

I would also feel remiss if I didn't mention that there are thousands of chicks that can do this and are actually naked on the internet.
 
2012-10-25 03:49:37 PM  

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)



Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.
 
2012-10-25 03:50:35 PM  

freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.


I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.
 
2012-10-25 03:51:10 PM  
Wow -- airtight with one hand!
 
2012-10-25 03:59:58 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.


Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)
 
2012-10-25 04:00:48 PM  

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


Glad to help make someone's day! :)
 
2012-10-25 04:01:44 PM  

EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.


Sorry, I am only a lowly liter. I think that whole Private thing is for Totalfarkers... or even Ultra...
 
2012-10-25 04:01:53 PM  

EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.


Bravo, I'm Envious.
 
2012-10-25 04:02:07 PM  

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


Would you care for more flattery? :)

EIP
 
2012-10-25 04:02:25 PM  
Hey hey back away from the future Mrs. Groppet you filthy animals!!!
 
2012-10-25 04:03:22 PM  

EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)


So, a mouse hover and URL check indicates that I may want to read that article when I get home.
 
2012-10-25 04:03:59 PM  

MoronLessOff: EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

So, a mouse hover and URL check indicates that I may want to read that article when I get home.


Also, here's a hint...because it's hot.
 
2012-10-25 04:04:37 PM  

Anastacya: EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.

Sorry, I am only a lowly liter. I think that whole Private thing is for Totalfarkers... or even Ultra...


LOL, nice!
 
2012-10-25 04:06:03 PM  

Anastacya: EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.

Sorry, I am only a lowly liter. I think that whole Private thing is for Totalfarkers... or even Ultra...


I, too, am a liter. You can do it... Together we will tear down walls of oppression!
 
2012-10-25 04:06:41 PM  

EZ Writer: Anastacya: EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)


Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.

Sorry, I am only a lowly liter. I think that whole Private thing is for Totalfarkers... or even Ultra...

I, too, am a liter. You can do it... Together we will tear down walls of oppression!


Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
 
2012-10-25 04:07:08 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.


The only times I've done it were due to the girl pulling it out and spraying her face. Insanely hot!
 
2012-10-25 04:07:47 PM  

EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)


So AIDS made people jizz on faces and tits? One word: condoms.
 
2012-10-25 04:08:40 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

So AIDS made people jizz on faces and tits? One word: condoms.


Keep reading...
 
2012-10-25 04:11:49 PM  

EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

So AIDS made people jizz on faces and tits? One word: condoms.

Keep reading...


I still don't get it. But good for those who get off on getting off on someone's face. Personally I find it the hottest and sexiest when it's internal. Two people sharing their bodies and essences inside.
 
2012-10-25 04:13:13 PM  

Nemnoch: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

The only times I've done it were due to the girl pulling it out and spraying her face. Insanely hot!


My bunk, I'll be in it.
 
2012-10-25 04:42:51 PM  

abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?


Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.
 
2012-10-25 05:07:30 PM  

Marmilman: abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.


Hot pocket?

HAAAAA that's great!

I'm reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit. "I've never eaten a hot pocket and then gone 'I'm really glad I ate that!'"
 
2012-10-25 05:12:05 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Marmilman: abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.

Hot pocket?

HAAAAA that's great!

I'm reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit. "I've never eaten a hot pocket and then gone 'I'm really glad I ate that!'"


For the record, I love hot pockets.

Take that as you will.
 
2012-10-25 05:13:22 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Marmilman: abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.

Hot pocket?

HAAAAA that's great!

I'm reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit. "I've never eaten a hot pocket and then gone 'I'm really glad I ate that!'"

For the record, I love hot pockets.

Take that as you will.


Oh, you.
 
2012-10-25 05:17:13 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: HighZoolander: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.

Oh My God! Do you have the original of that picture?

[i48.tinypic.com image 512x512]


Thanks! I needed something to put my picture of The Rock in.
 
2012-10-25 05:28:52 PM  
What about Harley vs Batman?
s3.gamefreaks.co.nz

Superman vs Solomon Grundy?
www.oxmonline.com

If only there was a way to find out
 
2012-10-25 05:36:05 PM  
Always thought this was cool:

barathings.files.wordpress.com

/hot
 
2012-10-25 05:42:03 PM  

kimmygibblershomework: Biatch can eat her own pussy then. AW shenanigans should not be condoned.


www.trilobite.org
 
2012-10-25 05:43:28 PM  

Nemnoch: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill:

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

The only times I've done it were due to the girl pulling it out and spraying her face. Insanely hot!


Someone I know knew a girl who did not like the taste of the epic climax of the beejay she was participating in, so she would pull it out and verbally (man that's hot) direct the final cut (so to speak) on her face.

/I'll be in my bunk now
//with my HS yearbooks
 
2012-10-25 05:43:33 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.


Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.
 
2012-10-25 05:52:58 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.


What's so erotic about this?

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-25 06:23:08 PM  
Fark, ya'll slippin.

Zlata: NSFW image
 
2012-10-25 07:01:31 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.


I've never found hairy erotic, either. I like to see skin, not protein strands. I like to feel skin, not rough threads. I want to taste skin, not get ribbons of amino acids stuck in my teeth.

Light fuzz is fine. Anything bushy is no.
 
2012-10-25 07:10:58 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I bet a dozen Fortune 500 CEO's at least are trying to get this table
 
2012-10-25 07:13:25 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

So basically she doesn't need anyone else for oral...


She can toss her own salad.
 
2012-10-25 07:21:21 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.


Why? Aren't they in multiple chunks that you can easily dispose of in different locations?
 
2012-10-25 07:24:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*


Great if you want to fark a doorknob.
 
2012-10-25 07:26:06 PM  

MythDragon: What about Harley vs Batman?
[s3.gamefreaks.co.nz image 563x317]

Superman vs Solomon Grundy?
[www.oxmonline.com image 620x349]

If only there was a way to find out


Guess it depend on how flexible they are.
-?-
Unless you're in the wrong thread. Maybe.
 
gja
2012-10-25 07:33:26 PM  

Crewmannumber6: gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....

Secrets and lies, not a very good start.


Nah, she knows I'm a wiseass. She was getting her mammo and I texted her to say " i have the weirdest woody".
She said she laughed so loud the tech cme running in to see what was the matter.
/yeah, sense of humor and hot, shes a keeper
//oh, and loves baseball and football
 
2012-10-25 08:42:47 PM  
I can almost touch my toes?

almost

:(
 
2012-10-25 08:55:41 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Marmilman: abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.

Hot pocket?

HAAAAA that's great!

I'm reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit. "I've never eaten a hot pocket and then gone 'I'm really glad I ate that!'"

For the record, I love hot pockets.

Take that as you will.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-25 09:22:44 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.

I've never found hairy erotic, either. I like to see skin, not protein strands. I like to feel skin, not rough threads. I want to taste skin, not get ribbons of amino acids stuck in my teeth.

Light fuzz is fine. Anything bushy is no.


Wimp. Grow a pair.
 
2012-10-25 10:06:29 PM  
YOU'RE HIRED!
 
2012-10-25 10:18:52 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.

I've never found hairy erotic, either. I like to see skin, not protein strands. I like to feel skin, not rough threads. I want to taste skin, not get ribbons of amino acids stuck in my teeth.

Light fuzz is fine. Anything bushy is no.

Wimp. Grow a pair.


My pair's already large. It's personal preference, not being afraid of something. I don't see the appeal of body or pubic hair. I like skin, not fur.
 
2012-10-25 10:27:11 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: MythDragon: What about Harley vs Batman?
[s3.gamefreaks.co.nz image 563x317]

Superman vs Solomon Grundy?
[www.oxmonline.com image 620x349]

If only there was a way to find out

Guess it depend on how flexible they are.
-?-
Unless you're in the wrong thread. Maybe.


Totaly wrong thread. I ment it to go in the star destroyer v enterprise thread. Still wouldnt mind seeing the extent of Harley's flexability though.
 
2012-10-25 10:52:44 PM  
She would be a very hot lover.
 
Especially if I dropped some loose change in a crawlspace or something where I couldn't retrieve it.  And the she would get all bendy and retrieve it and I would be all like "Thanks honey."
 
God that would be so hot.
 
2012-10-25 11:00:32 PM  
"She said she'd suck my dick from behind...."

Seems appropriate...
 
2012-10-26 12:06:34 AM  

ArkAngel: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x464]

I bet a dozen Fortune 500 CEO's at least are trying to get this table


At Generalized Misogyny Industries, we produce the world's premiere line of submissive woman-shaped furniture. From the same people who brought you the leg lamp, comes this new credenza...
 
2012-10-26 01:18:32 AM  
This took some finding, but was a fun search:

NSFW or kittens
 
2012-10-26 03:43:54 AM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


I think I speak for all the farkers when I say you'll look sexy with one simple procedure: be naked
 
2012-10-26 09:03:54 AM  
not sure if this link was posted in thread or not... also not sure if pic is nsfw or not... it doesn't exactly show anything...
 
2012-10-26 09:57:23 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423] 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.

I've never found hairy erotic, either. I like to see skin, not protein strands. I like to feel skin, not rough threads. I want to taste skin, not get ribbons of amino acids stuck in my teeth.

Light fuzz is fine. Anything bushy is no.

Wimp. Grow a pair.


This. A real man can take it anyway it comes.

charmbomb: "She said she'd suck my dick from behind...."

Seems appropriate...


Umm...my bunk, I guess that's where I'm going.
 
2012-10-26 10:23:13 AM  
A little late to the thread, but I'm bookmarking anyway
 
2012-10-26 05:57:31 PM  

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


Why on earth would anyone dress a woman in clothes that don't tear?
 
2012-10-26 07:17:18 PM  

MrBonestripper: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

Why on earth would anyone dress a woman in clothes that don't tear?


Those women who live in Siberia. Cold nipples, you know.
 
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