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I May Be Crazy But...		2012-10-25 02:48:00 PM

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

I suggest sending out BIE as a first try. I've got EIP, just in case you want to try it out.

Because I'm such a generous guy.

illannoyin		2012-10-25 02:48:31 PM

Admit it. You've all tried to do it.

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 02:49:37 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

I suggest sending out BIE as a first try. I've got EIP, just in case you want to try it out.

Because I'm such a generous guy.

I knew there was a reason I had you favorited. The services you provide for the needy are appreciated by all.

Apok451		2012-10-25 02:49:52 PM

Anastacya		2012-10-25 02:53:07 PM

Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

dabbletech		2012-10-25 02:54:30 PM

Why can't I seem to get turducken off my mind?

Apok451		2012-10-25 02:56:57 PM

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

All in a days work.

Mid_mo_mad_man		2012-10-25 03:06:22 PM

Between this and the SW vs ST thread fark is rocking today

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 03:08:35 PM

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

Welcome to the Internet.

Ed Grubermann		2012-10-25 03:09:44 PM

abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are.

We ALL are. Just some of us choose to admit it in public, and some of us don't.

Random Anonymous Blackmail		2012-10-25 03:22:44 PM

Because People in power are Stupid

So basically she doesn't need anyone else for oral...

I think she likes to watch.

NateAsbestos		2012-10-25 03:25:47 PM

What, me bookmark?

HighZoolander		2012-10-25 03:28:18 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.

Oh My God! Do you have the original of that picture?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-10-25 03:29:52 PM

HighZoolander: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.

Oh My God! Do you have the original of that picture?

i48.tinypic.com

dj1s		2012-10-25 03:32:05 PM

I'd say she has sold AT LEAST 164 calendars here so far today.

Optimal_Illusion		2012-10-25 03:33:44 PM

Where's the Jeanette McCurdy stretching in the park pics?

WhippingBoy		2012-10-25 03:41:00 PM

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

No, thank YOU! You're yummy!

kimmygibblershomework		2012-10-25 03:43:08 PM

Biatch can eat her own pussy then. AW shenanigans should not be condoned. Anyone excited by this calendar would probably also buy $12.00 well vodka and cranberry juice.

I would also feel remiss if I didn't mention that there are thousands of chicks that can do this and are actually naked on the internet.

EZ Writer		2012-10-25 03:49:37 PM

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-10-25 03:50:35 PM

freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

KyDave		2012-10-25 03:51:10 PM

Wow -- airtight with one hand!

EZ Writer		2012-10-25 03:59:58 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

LLGames		2012-10-25 04:00:48 PM

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

Glad to help make someone's day! :)

Anastacya		2012-10-25 04:01:44 PM

EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.

Sorry, I am only a lowly liter. I think that whole Private thing is for Totalfarkers... or even Ultra...

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 04:01:53 PM

EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.

Bravo, I'm Envious.

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-10-25 04:02:07 PM

Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

Would you care for more flattery? :)

EIP

groppet		2012-10-25 04:02:25 PM

Hey hey back away from the future Mrs. Groppet you filthy animals!!!

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 04:03:22 PM

EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

So, a mouse hover and URL check indicates that I may want to read that article when I get home.

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 04:03:59 PM

MoronLessOff: EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

So, a mouse hover and URL check indicates that I may want to read that article when I get home.

Also, here's a hint...because it's hot.

Apok451		2012-10-25 04:04:37 PM

Anastacya: EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.

Sorry, I am only a lowly liter. I think that whole Private thing is for Totalfarkers... or even Ultra...

LOL, nice!

EZ Writer		2012-10-25 04:06:03 PM

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 04:06:41 PM

EZ Writer: Anastacya: EZ Writer: Anastacya: Wow thank you for the compliments, all. I'm truly flattered :)

Best Indications of Extolment are Exhibited In Private.

Sorry, I am only a lowly liter. I think that whole Private thing is for Totalfarkers... or even Ultra...

I, too, am a liter. You can do it... Together we will tear down walls of oppression!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Nemnoch		2012-10-25 04:07:08 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-10-25 04:07:47 PM

EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

So AIDS made people jizz on faces and tits? One word: condoms.

EZ Writer		2012-10-25 04:08:40 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

So AIDS made people jizz on faces and tits? One word: condoms.

Keep reading...

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-10-25 04:11:49 PM

EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: EZ Writer: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Because women are dirty, dirty girls. (not really)

So AIDS made people jizz on faces and tits? One word: condoms.

Keep reading...

I still don't get it. But good for those who get off on getting off on someone's face. Personally I find it the hottest and sexiest when it's internal. Two people sharing their bodies and essences inside.

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 04:13:13 PM

Nemnoch: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

The only times I've done it were due to the girl pulling it out and spraying her face. Insanely hot!

My bunk, I'll be in it.

Marmilman		2012-10-25 04:42:51 PM

abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.

kiwimoogle84		2012-10-25 05:07:30 PM

Marmilman: abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.

Hot pocket?

HAAAAA that's great!

I'm reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit. "I've never eaten a hot pocket and then gone 'I'm really glad I ate that!'"

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 05:12:05 PM

kiwimoogle84: Marmilman: abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.

Hot pocket?

HAAAAA that's great!

I'm reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit. "I've never eaten a hot pocket and then gone 'I'm really glad I ate that!'"

For the record, I love hot pockets.

Take that as you will.

kiwimoogle84		2012-10-25 05:13:22 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Marmilman: abhorrent1: Really? Box? Who says that?

Sometimes I say "treasure box" but prefer to call it a hot pocket.

Hot pocket?

HAAAAA that's great!

I'm reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit. "I've never eaten a hot pocket and then gone 'I'm really glad I ate that!'"

For the record, I love hot pockets.

Take that as you will.

Oh, you.

HighZoolander		2012-10-25 05:17:13 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: HighZoolander: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.

Oh My God! Do you have the original of that picture?

[i48.tinypic.com image 512x512]

Thanks! I needed something to put my picture of The Rock in.

MythDragon		2012-10-25 05:28:52 PM

What about Harley vs Batman?
s3.gamefreaks.co.nz

Superman vs Solomon Grundy?
www.oxmonline.com

If only there was a way to find out

Kwality Assurance		2012-10-25 05:36:05 PM

Always thought this was cool:

barathings.files.wordpress.com

/hot

Ed Grubermann		2012-10-25 05:42:03 PM

kimmygibblershomework: Biatch can eat her own pussy then. AW shenanigans should not be condoned.

www.trilobite.org

kcfarker		2012-10-25 05:43:28 PM

Nemnoch: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill:

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

The only times I've done it were due to the girl pulling it out and spraying her face. Insanely hot!

Someone I know knew a girl who did not like the taste of the epic climax of the beejay she was participating in, so she would pull it out and verbally (man that's hot) direct the final cut (so to speak) on her face.

/I'll be in my bunk now
//with my HS yearbooks

Ed Grubermann		2012-10-25 05:43:33 PM

EZ Writer		2012-10-25 05:52:58 PM

Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.

What's so erotic about this?

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

SithLord		2012-10-25 06:23:08 PM

Fark, ya'll slippin.

Zlata: NSFW image

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-10-25 07:01:31 PM

Ed Grubermann: Keizer_Ghidorah: freewill: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

I will never understand the obsession with jizzing on a woman's face.

Kids today grow up on porn. They accept porn tropes as normal sexual behavior. Like their obsession with bald beavers.

I've never found hairy erotic, either. I like to see skin, not protein strands. I like to feel skin, not rough threads. I want to taste skin, not get ribbons of amino acids stuck in my teeth.

Light fuzz is fine. Anything bushy is no.

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