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(Daily Mail)   Oh The Possibilities: Female contortionist brings new meaning to the term flexible, and her new calendar shows off that flexibility around the office   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 222
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2012-10-25 01:45:15 PM
Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that
 
2012-10-25 01:46:12 PM

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


You don't need to bend like that. Not with those eyes.
 
2012-10-25 01:46:18 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

You can penetrate and get teabagged at the same time.

She's a self-contained 3-way!
 
2012-10-25 01:46:58 PM

Anastacya: /wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


Just be naked. We men are simple creatures.

/I have EIP if you'd like to test my theory
 
2012-10-25 01:47:13 PM
dated a girl like that once.
Her nick name was Gumby.
 
2012-10-25 01:48:05 PM
If I try really hard, I can touch my toes without bending my knees.
 
2012-10-25 01:48:45 PM

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


You look marvelous
 
2012-10-25 01:50:07 PM

Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).


Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp
 
2012-10-25 01:50:09 PM

LLGames: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

You don't need to bend like that. Not with those eyes.


She has eyes?
 
2012-10-25 01:50:16 PM

vudukungfu: dated a girl like that once.
Her nick name was Gumby.


That was because she had no teeth.
 
2012-10-25 01:50:53 PM
I think I'm one of the only guys who is really not turned on by women who are that flexible. I mean I've gotten by just fine without running into a woman who is.

However, it would be awesome to watch her eat herself out.
 
2012-10-25 01:52:09 PM

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


I think you're already doing it.

/not ashamed
 
2012-10-25 01:52:36 PM
Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*
 
2012-10-25 01:53:54 PM

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*


Well, if you ever want to practice, I'll spot you.
 
2012-10-25 01:54:07 PM

abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp


You sound inflexible.
 
2012-10-25 01:54:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*


I saw an interesting video involving a wall mounted marital aid for horses and a young woman doing a wall split.

Thank you for reminding me of that.

/bunk
 
2012-10-25 01:55:16 PM

abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.


i50.tinypic.com

Bet you feel stupid now.
 
2012-10-25 01:55:22 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Just.. Wow, man.
 
2012-10-25 01:56:05 PM

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*


That would need to be some wall... What are you, 5'15"?
 
2012-10-25 01:56:41 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.


How do you know its hers...and why does that uncertainty arouse me?
 
2012-10-25 01:57:19 PM
She could wash 3 dishes at once!
 
2012-10-25 01:58:22 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.


Niiiiiiice
 
2012-10-25 01:59:03 PM

EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*

That would need to be some wall... What are you, 5'15"?


Close :) I used to do it in my dance studio all the time. Vaulted ceilings.

And practice? HA. I'm lucky if I can flat-palm the floor these days. Welcome to life after knee surgery.
 
2012-10-25 02:01:14 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 02:01:43 PM

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*

That would need to be some wall... What are you, 5'15"?

Close :) I used to do it in my dance studio all the time. Vaulted ceilings.

And practice? HA. I'm lucky if I can flat-palm the floor these days.


Spot you there, too.
 
2012-10-25 02:02:11 PM
Have fun while you can ladies and gents because once arthritis sets in the party is over.
/ Unless she's masochistic, then there's an after party.
 
2012-10-25 02:03:00 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I've been in meetings where people use this method for coming up with some of their data.
 
2012-10-25 02:03:36 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

One of life's great questions.
 
2012-10-25 02:04:48 PM

abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp


I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?
 
2012-10-25 02:05:33 PM

ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]


That penis looks like a happy flatworm.
 
2012-10-25 02:06:36 PM
im gonna need a bigger bottle of lotion
 
2012-10-25 02:08:55 PM

WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?


He's over in the corner punching the clown.
 
2012-10-25 02:09:15 PM

Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]

That penis looks like a happy flatworm.


Doesn't yours???
 
2012-10-25 02:11:37 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.


Just don't leave them here. Did you see a sign outside that said "Dead Hooker Storage"? No. because storing dead hookers ain't our business.
 
2012-10-25 02:13:03 PM

Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.


That's an odd euphemism for fapping.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-25 02:14:03 PM
Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....
 
2012-10-25 02:18:55 PM

WhippingBoy: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]

That penis looks like a happy flatworm.

Doesn't yours???


Between www.sciencebuddies.org

and

www.bcgenetics.com

I prefer the shroom comparison.
 
2012-10-25 02:19:28 PM

Theaetetus: Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.

That's an odd euphemism for fapping.


No, he's actually over there beating a clown's a55.
/clobbering the kabob?
 
2012-10-25 02:20:30 PM
this is a bookmark.
 
2012-10-25 02:21:48 PM
Ummmmm yeah if I wasn't at work I'd be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-25 02:23:41 PM
I have a regular customer at my restaurant that is like this. She once showed me by locking her hand behind her back and running them through a full circle around her self. She looks allot like that girl

All I could do was stand there slack jawed.

\I am beyond jealous of her boyfriend.
 
2012-10-25 02:23:44 PM
If she was from the Philippines, you could cal her a........



"Manila Folder".


/Tip your waitresses....
 
2012-10-25 02:23:50 PM

gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....


Secrets and lies, not a very good start.
 
2012-10-25 02:24:46 PM
I remember how this one ends
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-25 02:25:20 PM

Crewmannumber6: gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....

Secrets and lies, not a very good start.


He's right. Celebrate your Fap! Invite her to help. If she is busy tell her how it all turned out over dinner.
 
2012-10-25 02:36:44 PM

McDougal: I remember how this one ends
[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x323]


A fine film.
 
2012-10-25 02:41:16 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk 

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.
 
2012-10-25 02:42:18 PM

Your Boss: Theaetetus: Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.

That's an odd euphemism for fapping.

No, he's actually over there beating a clown's a55.
/clobbering the kabob?


Slapping the bishop?
Polishing the vicar?
Playing with an altar-boy hand-puppet? (hmm, too many syllables?)
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2012-10-25 02:44:06 PM

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that


Umm, I think you have that taken care of...
 
2012-10-25 02:47:11 PM

2MS: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

Umm, I think you have that taken care of...


What(boobs) he said (boobs).
 
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