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Anastacya		2012-10-25 01:45:15 PM

Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

LLGames		2012-10-25 01:46:12 PM

Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

You don't need to bend like that. Not with those eyes.

Banned on the Run		2012-10-25 01:46:18 PM

You can penetrate and get teabagged at the same time.

She's a self-contained 3-way!

EZ Writer		2012-10-25 01:46:58 PM

Anastacya: /wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

Just be naked. We men are simple creatures.

/I have EIP if you'd like to test my theory

vudukungfu		2012-10-25 01:47:13 PM

dated a girl like that once.
Her nick name was Gumby.

dkimball		2012-10-25 01:48:05 PM

If I try really hard, I can touch my toes without bending my knees.

jim32rr		2012-10-25 01:48:45 PM

abhorrent1		2012-10-25 01:50:07 PM

Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

Prevailing Wind		2012-10-25 01:50:09 PM

LLGames: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

You don't need to bend like that. Not with those eyes.

She has eyes?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-10-25 01:50:16 PM

vudukungfu: dated a girl like that once.
Her nick name was Gumby.

That was because she had no teeth.

Tat'dGreaser		2012-10-25 01:50:53 PM

I think I'm one of the only guys who is really not turned on by women who are that flexible. I mean I've gotten by just fine without running into a woman who is.

However, it would be awesome to watch her eat herself out.

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 01:52:09 PM

kiwimoogle84		2012-10-25 01:52:36 PM

Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 01:53:54 PM

kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*

Well, if you ever want to practice, I'll spot you.

Banned on the Run		2012-10-25 01:54:07 PM

abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

You sound inflexible.

Prevailing Wind		2012-10-25 01:54:35 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-10-25 01:55:16 PM

abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

i50.tinypic.com

Bet you feel stupid now.

Ochiba		2012-10-25 01:55:22 PM

Just.. Wow, man.

EZ Writer		2012-10-25 01:56:05 PM

Prevailing Wind		2012-10-25 01:56:41 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: abhorrent1: "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

[i50.tinypic.com image 634x752]

Bet you feel stupid now.

How do you know its hers...and why does that uncertainty arouse me?

Milk D		2012-10-25 01:57:19 PM

She could wash 3 dishes at once!

Tat'dGreaser		2012-10-25 01:58:22 PM

kiwimoogle84		2012-10-25 01:59:03 PM

EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*

That would need to be some wall... What are you, 5'15"?

Close :) I used to do it in my dance studio all the time. Vaulted ceilings.

And practice? HA. I'm lucky if I can flat-palm the floor these days. Welcome to life after knee surgery.

ferretman		2012-10-25 02:01:14 PM

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

i29.photobucket.com

MoronLessOff		2012-10-25 02:01:43 PM

kiwimoogle84: EZ Writer: kiwimoogle84: Makes me lament for the days of yore when I could do standing splits up a wall. Ballet for about a thousand years does that. This was about nine years and about twenty pounds ago, of course.

*sniff*

That would need to be some wall... What are you, 5'15"?

Close :) I used to do it in my dance studio all the time. Vaulted ceilings.

And practice? HA. I'm lucky if I can flat-palm the floor these days.

Spot you there, too.

Evil Mackerel		2012-10-25 02:02:11 PM

Have fun while you can ladies and gents because once arthritis sets in the party is over.
/ Unless she's masochistic, then there's an after party.

amindtat		2012-10-25 02:03:00 PM

I've been in meetings where people use this method for coming up with some of their data.

GungFu		2012-10-25 02:03:36 PM

One of life's great questions.

WhippingBoy		2012-10-25 02:04:48 PM

Prevailing Wind		2012-10-25 02:05:33 PM

ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]

That penis looks like a happy flatworm.

SuddenlySamhain		2012-10-25 02:06:36 PM

im gonna need a bigger bottle of lotion

Your Boss		2012-10-25 02:08:55 PM

WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.

WhippingBoy		2012-10-25 02:09:15 PM

Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]

That penis looks like a happy flatworm.

Doesn't yours???

Gaseous Anomaly		2012-10-25 02:11:37 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.

Just don't leave them here. Did you see a sign outside that said "Dead Hooker Storage"? No. because storing dead hookers ain't our business.

Theaetetus		2012-10-25 02:13:03 PM

Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.

That's an odd euphemism for fapping.

gja		2012-10-25 02:14:03 PM

Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....

Prevailing Wind		2012-10-25 02:18:55 PM

WhippingBoy: Prevailing Wind: ferretman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

She might not be able to eat herself out...but she could lick your balls while you farked her.

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]

That penis looks like a happy flatworm.

Doesn't yours???

Between www.sciencebuddies.org

and

I prefer the shroom comparison.

Your Boss		2012-10-25 02:19:28 PM

Theaetetus: Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.

That's an odd euphemism for fapping.

No, he's actually over there beating a clown's a55.
/clobbering the kabob?

satorivt		2012-10-25 02:20:30 PM

this is a bookmark.

TNel		2012-10-25 02:21:48 PM

Ummmmm yeah if I wasn't at work I'd be in my bunk.

jerem43		2012-10-25 02:23:41 PM

I have a regular customer at my restaurant that is like this. She once showed me by locking her hand behind her back and running them through a full circle around her self. She looks allot like that girl

All I could do was stand there slack jawed.

\I am beyond jealous of her boyfriend.

kokomo61		2012-10-25 02:23:44 PM

If she was from the Philippines, you could cal her a........

"Manila Folder".

/Tip your waitresses....

Crewmannumber6		2012-10-25 02:23:50 PM

gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....

Secrets and lies, not a very good start.

McDougal		2012-10-25 02:24:46 PM

I remember how this one ends
upload.wikimedia.org

Prevailing Wind		2012-10-25 02:25:20 PM

Crewmannumber6: gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....

Secrets and lies, not a very good start.

He's right. Celebrate your Fap! Invite her to help. If she is busy tell her how it all turned out over dinner.

Evil Mackerel		2012-10-25 02:36:44 PM

McDougal: I remember how this one ends
[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x323]

A fine film.

freewill		2012-10-25 02:41:16 PM

The g/f hates it when I make her do this position, but it's so much easier to finish on her face and make sure it gets in her hair.

give me doughnuts		2012-10-25 02:42:18 PM

Your Boss: Theaetetus: Your Boss: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
//losers
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

I know, right? Usually comments in Fark threads are reminiscent of McLaughlin Group discussions. Where's Pat Buchanan when you need him?

He's over in the corner punching the clown.

That's an odd euphemism for fapping.

No, he's actually over there beating a clown's a55.
/clobbering the kabob?

Slapping the bishop?
Polishing the vicar?
Playing with an altar-boy hand-puppet? (hmm, too many syllables?)

2MS		2012-10-25 02:44:06 PM

give me doughnuts		2012-10-25 02:47:11 PM

2MS: Anastacya: Wow, just... wow. My back hurts just looking at that picture, and I suddenly feel like I need to do more stretches.

Where did she get those clothes that don't tear? Spandex lined, I suppose?

/wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

Umm, I think you have that taken care of...

What_(boobs) he said _(boobs).

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