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(Daily Mail)   Oh The Possibilities: Female contortionist brings new meaning to the term flexible, and her new calendar shows off that flexibility around the office   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 222
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2012-10-25 12:52:19 PM

Phineas: Trust me, she can't quite get there. i've been searching for video/ picture evidence since the dawn of the internet, and no one has proven it or shown me. There's plenty of fakes and photoshops that people point to whenever i say its not possible, and ive seen the anecdotal stories, and ive seen women 2" away from being able to do it, but there is no video evidence or undoctored photos.

prove me wrong.


Nice round about way of asking people to post links for you. I dig it!
 
2012-10-25 12:54:11 PM

dj_spanmaster: I wonder how many times she's been asked if she can actually do it?


She should have the pics/video to prove it, then everyone would be happy!
 
2012-10-25 12:55:18 PM
C (contortionist) IE ?

EIP
 
2012-10-25 12:55:45 PM
Too bad the Republicans want to make contortion illegal.
 
2012-10-25 12:55:59 PM
I...uhhh....ummm...I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-25 12:57:54 PM
cl-erotic dot com for all your bendy desires
 
2012-10-25 12:59:28 PM
I never understood why this was so hot, but damn- that's hot.
 
2012-10-25 01:01:11 PM

Endive Wombat: Phineas: Trust me, she can't quite get there. i've been searching for video/ picture evidence since the dawn of the internet, and no one has proven it or shown me. There's plenty of fakes and photoshops that people point to whenever i say its not possible, and ive seen the anecdotal stories, and ive seen women 2" away from being able to do it, but there is no video evidence or undoctored photos.

prove me wrong.

Nice round about way of asking people to post links for you. I dig it!




Plus, i get to crush everyone's dreams and fantasies. I'm not saying its IMpossible, i just have yet to see anything proving that it IS possible. And i've looked, i've scoured the internet, i've read, i've researched, i've moped, i've cried.. and ive seen a ton of women get exceptionally close.. but they never get there
 
2012-10-25 01:01:19 PM
Initially read that as "female Creationist" and immediately had some very mixed feelings.
 
2012-10-25 01:02:07 PM
*sigh* All this is gonna do is make the somewhat chubby, marginally attractive girls at closing time on Saturday night seem even less appealing...
 
2012-10-25 01:03:10 PM

WhippingBoy: *sigh* All this is gonna do is make the somewhat chubby, marginally attractive girls at closing time on Saturday night seem even less appealing...


And at the same time more attainable...
 
2012-10-25 01:04:10 PM
I'll be in my cupboard.
 
2012-10-25 01:04:17 PM

Johnstarr: I never understood why this was so hot, but damn- that's hot.


Kama Sutra. That's really all that needs to be said.
 
2012-10-25 01:04:21 PM
 
2012-10-25 01:04:24 PM
What I've always wondered when seeing these ladies is how long can they hold a position with 200 lbs. of male battering ram coming at them.
 
2012-10-25 01:05:03 PM

EZ Writer: WhippingBoy: *sigh* All this is gonna do is make the somewhat chubby, marginally attractive girls at closing time on Saturday night seem even less appealing...

And at the same time more attainable...


I guess...

[pouts] I want a contortionist, though...
 
2012-10-25 01:08:02 PM
"Zlata"?

What, did she come over here in an Aeroflot's wheel well?
 
2012-10-25 01:09:17 PM
radass.com


I know what you are thinking...That girl is no contortionist. You're right. The stretch in this pic is how I am justifying posting it on a thread about contortionists.

But...c'maaaaan.
 
2012-10-25 01:09:41 PM

sweet-daddy-2: What I've always wondered when seeing these ladies is how long can they hold a position with 200 lbs. of male battering ram coming at them.


at?
 
2012-10-25 01:10:51 PM

Starhawk: sweet-daddy-2: What I've always wondered when seeing these ladies is how long can they hold a position with 200 lbs. of male battering ram coming at them.

at?


pulled out but missed?
 
2012-10-25 01:14:03 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. She can eat her own box. That's gotta be pretty hot to watch.


She actually does have some nude pics out with that.
 
2012-10-25 01:16:13 PM
Great. Now I've got a new fetish.

*Shrugs*

/Fap.
 
2012-10-25 01:17:18 PM
i1021.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 01:18:24 PM

Phineas: Plus, i get to crush everyone's dreams and fantasies. I'm not saying its IMpossible, i just have yet to see anything proving that it IS possible. And i've looked, i've scoured the internet, i've read, i've researched, i've moped, i've cried.. and ive seen a ton of women get exceptionally close.. but they never get there


Too bad she doesn't also have the really long tongue gene, like one of these:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-25 01:19:26 PM
Ummmmmm, ummmm, errrrr, ummmmmmm.
 
2012-10-25 01:21:59 PM
www.hwdyk.com

JERRY: I couldn't believe it. Uh, I mean I thought I was entering a "magical world" of sensual delights, but it was just so ordinary. I mean, there was nothing gymnastic about it.

ELAINE: Well, what did you think she was gonna do?

JERRY: Well, you know. I mean... I dunno.

ELAINE: No, what?

JERRY: Well, obviously I prefer not to mention any, you know...

ELAINE: What did you think, she was going to take some of that chalk and...

JERRY: You see, now I really don't want to get into this, any kind of specifics...

ELAINE: Oh, come on. One thing? One thing! What?

JERRY: Well... Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus.

KRAMER: You mean like the uneven parallel bars?

JERRY: See, again, I really don't feel that...

ELAINE: The balance beam?

JERRY: Could we stop?

ELAINE: (gasps in mock surprise) Not the pommel horse?

JERRY: All right. Let's just drop it.
 
2012-10-25 01:22:08 PM
i86.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 01:22:11 PM
My boyfriend claims he's been with a contortionist who could 1.go down on herself 2. Lick his balls while he farked her.


/there's no competing with that
//slashes are my only consultation
 
2012-10-25 01:22:12 PM

ScottRiqui: [meowcheese.com image 500x539]


BWAHAHAHAHA!

[stealing]
 
2012-10-25 01:23:26 PM

sweet-daddy-2: What I've always wondered when seeing these ladies is how long can they hold a position with 200 lbs. of male battering ram coming at them.


I'm only going to need 45 seconds. Maybe 90 on a good night.
 
2012-10-25 01:24:07 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now... it's bent in half.
 
2012-10-25 01:25:52 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.
 
2012-10-25 01:26:40 PM

lenabena: My boyfriend claims he's been with a contortionist who could 1.go down on herself 2. Lick his balls while he farked her.


/there's no competing with that
//slashes are my only consultation


Maybe if you had a million dollars.
 
2012-10-25 01:27:18 PM

abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.


All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).
 
2012-10-25 01:27:41 PM
I hate being at work when threads like this come around. I'm not ashamed to say this is a bookmark.
 
2012-10-25 01:28:37 PM

lenabena:
//slashes are my only consultation


You consult slashes? Are you also consoled by them?
 
2012-10-25 01:29:04 PM

lenabena: My boyfriend claims he's been with a contortionist who could 1.go down on herself 2. Lick his balls while he farked her.


/there's no competing with that
//slashes are my only consultation


So he settled then
 
2012-10-25 01:29:52 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Wow, that's exactly how I package my dead hookers for disposal.


If you just cut through all the major joints, they package tighter.
 
2012-10-25 01:31:14 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

[Romney Joke #327 here]
 
2012-10-25 01:32:28 PM

jabelar: Too bad she doesn't also have the really long tongue gene


I know of only one really long tongue Gene, and the only woman who hasn't had him is Terry Gross.
 
2012-10-25 01:33:46 PM
suppose i'm one of the few that is not bending over backwards about these pics

super duper sessy ladies, to be sure

but seeing 'em bent backwards and stuffed in a suitcase just aint hot to me

/ya ya knowhowiknowyourgay.jpeg - maybe, but that's better than what can only be the pre stages of serial killer by finding that hot
 
2012-10-25 01:34:14 PM
/AW mode; on

I've been into strength and flexibility training for about 4 years now, however since this past June I've been really focusing on contortion training. I'm no where near the level of fitting myself into a suitcase, but well, what I can accomplish certainly makes things interesting for my husband ;)

/AW mode; off.
 
2012-10-25 01:36:53 PM

vonapathy: /AW mode; on

I've been into strength and flexibility training for about 4 years now, however since this past June I've been really focusing on contortion training. I'm no where near the level of fitting myself into a suitcase, but well, what I can accomplish certainly makes things interesting for my husband ;)

/AW mode; off.


Had you favorited for some reason.....this is a better reason
 
2012-10-25 01:37:46 PM

vonapathy: /AW mode; on

I've been into strength and flexibility training for about 4 years now, however since this past June I've been really focusing on contortion training. I'm no where near the level of fitting myself into a suitcase, but well, what I can accomplish certainly makes things interesting for my husband ;)

/AW mode; off.


You realize that as soon as the photoshop guys check your profile, you are going to have your head posted on some of these pictures and you will become bunk fodder correct?

/going there now
 
2012-10-25 01:38:55 PM
It's all fun and games until she breaks her hymen.

**runs**
 
2012-10-25 01:39:14 PM

vonapathy: /AW mode; on

I've been into strength and flexibility training for about 4 years now, however since this past June I've been really focusing on contortion training. I'm no where near the level of fitting myself into a suitcase, but well, what I can accomplish certainly makes things interesting for my husband ;)

/AW mode; off.


yep,

and go on...
 
2012-10-25 01:39:18 PM
Doesn't look line any of the benders I've ever been on.
 
2012-10-25 01:41:29 PM

lenabena: My boyfriend claims he's been with a contortionist who could 1.go down on herself 2. Lick his balls while he farked her.


/there's no competing with that
//slashes are my only consultation


You can lick my balls when we fark if it will make you feel better. My self sacrifice knows no bounds I guess.
 
2012-10-25 01:43:10 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Secretary in a box? I'll take one, please.
 
2012-10-25 01:44:11 PM
Flexidolls dot com.

/NSFW
//You're welcome.
 
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