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(Daily Mail)   Oh The Possibilities: Female contortionist brings new meaning to the term flexible, and her new calendar shows off that flexibility around the office   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 222
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2012-10-25 11:30:15 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

So basically she doesn't need anyone else for oral...
 
2012-10-25 11:45:32 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 11:49:16 AM
Yowza. I'd contort it.
 
2012-10-25 12:16:55 PM
Oh... oh my indeed. You could be shagging her while she tosses your salad.

web.mit.edu
 
2012-10-25 12:24:57 PM
It'd probably get old after a while.
 
2012-10-25 12:25:45 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!
 
2012-10-25 12:26:03 PM
I'd bend it.
 
2012-10-25 12:26:12 PM
Holy. farking. shiat.
 
2012-10-25 12:27:44 PM
easy to stash in the suitcase. Won't even need a saw.
 
2012-10-25 12:28:00 PM
Russian lady?

*checks TFA* Yup. I have a pic of her in a plastic box. She's cool.
 
2012-10-25 12:28:13 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Never go ATM
 
2012-10-25 12:28:21 PM

unchellmatt: Oh... oh my indeed. You could be shagging her while she tosses your salad.

[web.mit.edu image 320x240]


Great minds think alike!
 
2012-10-25 12:29:35 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: It'd probably get old after a while.


The-hell-you say
 
2012-10-25 12:30:24 PM
Wow. She can eat her own box. That's gotta be pretty hot to watch.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 12:31:18 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: It'd probably get old after a while.



i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 12:31:24 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. She can eat her own box. That's gotta be pretty hot to watch.


... Huh. I think I suddenly felt for a moment like guys must when they see someone who can suck himself off.
 
2012-10-25 12:32:11 PM

EZ Writer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!


OMG that made me laugh
 
2012-10-25 12:32:57 PM
now this i can fap to
 
2012-10-25 12:32:59 PM
Gah, no thanks. Someone like that could probably slip the restraints.
 
2012-10-25 12:33:05 PM
I think I'm in love...
 
2012-10-25 12:33:29 PM
I'll take two.
 
2012-10-25 12:33:41 PM
I've got a new requirement for the women I date...
 
2012-10-25 12:34:32 PM
As Seinfeld pointed out, it's probably better in theory than in practice.

Not that I wouldn't be willing to give it a try, though.
 
2012-10-25 12:34:47 PM
Meanwhile, in the Ministry of Silly Walks:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 12:34:54 PM
I can totally fap to this.
 
2012-10-25 12:35:11 PM
Flexability is NEVER over rated
 
2012-10-25 12:36:08 PM
Holy moly that girl could lick your nuggets while you hit that box. It's like a three way one way.
 
2012-10-25 12:36:19 PM
/is sad he doesn't have one these
 
2012-10-25 12:36:52 PM
I gotta ask...can she reach it?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 12:37:05 PM
Searches the furniture section of Office Depot, comes away disappointed....

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 12:37:06 PM
That photo almost looks like she's giving birth to herself.

/you know which one
//thought the same thing everyone else thought when I saw it
 
2012-10-25 12:37:10 PM
high risk of face farticles
 
2012-10-25 12:37:35 PM
I could do that, I just choose not to.
 
2012-10-25 12:38:10 PM
she escaped from Mitt's binder
 
2012-10-25 12:41:45 PM

EZ Writer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!


I'm normally someone that just groans when there's some political bashing going on outside of the politics tab... But that was hilarious. 1 Funny vote for you, fine sir.
 
2012-10-25 12:41:57 PM
There once was a woman from Nantucket....
 
2012-10-25 12:42:21 PM
Trust me, she can't quite get there. i've been searching for video/ picture evidence since the dawn of the internet, and no one has proven it or shown me. There's plenty of fakes and photoshops that people point to whenever i say its not possible, and ive seen the anecdotal stories, and ive seen women 2" away from being able to do it, but there is no video evidence or undoctored photos.

prove me wrong.
 
2012-10-25 12:43:03 PM
RTFA: OMG, I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-25 12:43:52 PM
I would seriously consider killing a random person for 4 hours with her.

Or we could play the "Who Would You Go Through" game!


Let's see...I would go through Roseanne Barr to get to this contortionist.
 
2012-10-25 12:44:16 PM

CCCarnie: EZ Writer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x752]

Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!

I'm normally someone that just groans when there's some political bashing going on outside of the politics tab... But that was hilarious. 1 Funny vote for you, fine sir.


Dammit! Now I have to update my profile...
 
2012-10-25 12:44:22 PM

EatTheWorld: she escaped from Mitt's binder


A gold star for you today.
 
2012-10-25 12:44:59 PM
Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.
 
2012-10-25 12:46:00 PM
She will make someone a great wife someday fro sooooo many reasons!
 
2012-10-25 12:46:02 PM
Whoah


/probably NSFW (but not apparently nude)
 
2012-10-25 12:47:11 PM
t5ak.roblox.com
 
2012-10-25 12:47:26 PM
meowcheese.com
 
2012-10-25 12:47:45 PM

abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.


farking 12 year olds? What, you think we're priests?
 
2012-10-25 12:48:15 PM

abhorrent1: Jesus. This threadFark is full of farking 12 year-olds.


/12
 
2012-10-25 12:49:55 PM
BOOKmark
 
2012-10-25 12:50:00 PM
I wonder how many times she's been asked if she can actually do it?
 
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