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(Jacksonville.com)   Man bypasses florist to get flowers for his girlfriend, gets stopped dead in his tracks   (jacksonville.com) divider line 14
    More: Florida, Jacksonville, Duval County, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, EBT, girlfriend  
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7201 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2012 at 11:10 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-25 11:11:28 AM  
u don't bring me flowers anymore :(
 
2012-10-25 11:14:20 AM  
Ahhh, the gift of severed genitals.
 
2012-10-25 11:16:43 AM  
sweet haircut, kevin costner
 
2012-10-25 11:20:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 11:22:01 AM  
weird thing is...when you switch someone's eyes left to right, they typically look really funny...this guy actually looked normal ;(
 
2012-10-25 11:23:44 AM  
Subby was partly clever for headline

/thief is pretty brain dead by the looks of it
 
2012-10-25 11:24:54 AM  
Sounds like he was just livin the dream to me
 
2012-10-25 11:26:12 AM  
Let the guy have his flowers. The dead don't care.
 
2012-10-25 11:33:53 AM  
If she likes the flowers, you got to go back and dig her up a ring.
 
2012-10-25 11:52:27 AM  
Wow, Chad Kroeger has REALLY let himself go.
 
2012-10-25 12:48:40 PM  
Well, his girl's got herself a real gem right there.
 
2012-10-25 12:53:41 PM  

imtheonlylp: weird thing is...when you switch someone's eyes left to right, they typically look really funny...this guy actually looked normal ;(


it's one of those paintings with teh moving eyes!!
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-25 01:07:17 PM  
I figured this was one of those stories about a guy who tries to sneak through a railroad crossing and gets hit by a train. After reading TFA, I'm really disappointed that part didn't happen.
 
2012-10-25 02:06:44 PM  
FTFA: The officer asked where he got the flowers and was told he "ripped them out of the soil next to a tombstone," according to police.

Repeat after me: "I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND I WANT A LAWYER."

Know your rights and use them. Sheesh.
 
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