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(The Australian)   "Welcome aboard Ryanair Flight 245 to London. Once we've reached cruising altitude we will be offering calendars for sale featuring our red-hot flight attendants in bikinis and underwear. Enjoy your flight"   (theaustralian.com.au) divider line 4
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2012-10-25 11:55:36 AM
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Perfect for joining the solo division of the Mile-high Club.
2012-10-25 04:24:23 PM
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nursedude: At least it's not Air Canada. Some of their flight attendants are getting a wee bit long in the tooth.


They moonlight as Walmart greeters.
2012-10-25 01:44:36 PM
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karnal: Bomb Head Mohammed

FALSE. Ryanair doesn't fly to london. They fly to stansted. Which is fine by me, since I live not too far from Stansted.

And, I just bought return tickets to Rome that cost me a total of 32 pounds, all in. Do I like being treated like a sheeple? Of course not. But I do like tickets to Rome for 32 pounds - quite liteerally just to have a dinner with a fried and back- and not having to drag my butt to heafrow-by-staines, so I manage.

I've flown RyanAir over 100 times in the last 5 years - maybe even 150. I've had a grand total of 3 delayed flights, one of which was due to the volcano. I have no love for the company, but I'd hate for them to be gone. I flew EasyJet to Nice last weekend. it was a better flying experience and in that case cost about the same, though the return flight was late (in that case due to the arrival of the president's falcon jet)

Ryanair flight attendants arent particularly attractive. it's just that if you have so many, as they do, some of them will be decent enough. It's quite funny to watch the evolution of them though - you can tell the new hires by the amount of effort they take to look good. And, unlike the USA, they don't pretend it's a "profession" that deserves "professional respect" or a pension plan. It's not a simple job, but it's not exactly rocket science either.

This coming from someone who is probably on several No Fly lists


He can't be a terrorist, he buys return flights.
2012-10-25 01:32:18 PM
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Bomb Head Mohammed

FALSE. Ryanair doesn't fly to london. They fly to stansted. Which is fine by me, since I live not too far from Stansted.

And, I just bought return tickets to Rome that cost me a total of 32 pounds, all in. Do I like being treated like a sheeple? Of course not. But I do like tickets to Rome for 32 pounds - quite liteerally just to have a dinner with a fried and back- and not having to drag my butt to heafrow-by-staines, so I manage.

I've flown RyanAir over 100 times in the last 5 years - maybe even 150. I've had a grand total of 3 delayed flights, one of which was due to the volcano. I have no love for the company, but I'd hate for them to be gone. I flew EasyJet to Nice last weekend. it was a better flying experience and in that case cost about the same, though the return flight was late (in that case due to the arrival of the president's falcon jet)

Ryanair flight attendants arent particularly attractive. it's just that if you have so many, as they do, some of them will be decent enough. It's quite funny to watch the evolution of them though - you can tell the new hires by the amount of effort they take to look good. And, unlike the USA, they don't pretend it's a "profession" that deserves "professional respect" or a pension plan. It's not a simple job, but it's not exactly rocket science either.


This coming from someone who is probably on several No Fly lists
 
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