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(Dumbass Daily)   Hot teacher drops 31 lbs at local YMCA, is suddenly able to pick up 150 lb boy at her school. (w. dead eyes mug shot)   (dumbassdaily.com ) divider line
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29804 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2012 at 10:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-25 10:41:29 AM  
Something something brown eye blew.
 
2012-10-25 10:42:33 AM  
[andnotasinglefarkwasgiventhatday.jpg]
 
2012-10-25 10:44:28 AM  
child momo
momomomo
MOLESTER!!!

*takes out branding rod and brands MOLESTER in her tuckus*
 
2012-10-25 10:45:19 AM  
I can only assume this sort of thing has been common throughout history. We just know about it now.
 
2012-10-25 10:45:52 AM  
I really hate this recent spate of...whatever they are, mugshot jail report puritan review websites. I like the schadenfruede of these articles, and the debates in the comments on Fark, but somehow these assholes manage to be so annoying it's like going to an execution and quietly nodding to yourself that justice will be done only to have the guy next to you yell something about how they shoulda just hung the ni*bong*. I don't know if I can explain it exactly.
 
2012-10-25 10:47:39 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: child momo
momomomo
MOLESTER!!!

*takes out branding rod and brands MOLESTER in her tuckus*


Taking out different rod to brand that tuckus...
then leaving without even giving a Howdy Do.

/dead eyes... good enough...
//not really but...
///well I think they switched the office coffee with Sanka so have a heart people
 
2012-10-25 10:50:43 AM  
Is it Thursday again already?
 
2012-10-25 10:51:24 AM  
Stop the persecution! These women are doing the lords work
 
2012-10-25 10:51:37 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: I really hate this recent spate of...whatever they are, mugshot jail report puritan review websites. I like the schadenfruede of these articles, and the debates in the comments on Fark, but somehow these assholes manage to be so annoying it's like going to an execution and quietly nodding to yourself that justice will be done only to have the guy next to you yell something about how they shoulda just hung the ni*bong*. I don't know if I can explain it exactly.


We have supposedly gone from a society who painfully executed people for petty crimes and stuck their heads on pikes for all to see to a so called "justice" (still pretty much.a revenge-based) system but no attempt at actually reforming "broken" people.
This is what voters want. This is what they get.
 
2012-10-25 10:51:43 AM  
those dead eyes won't matter when they're facing away from you. I'd wreck that chick while she screamed my name in foreign languages.

/or, at least, I'd like to try.
 
2012-10-25 10:51:56 AM  
But look at those dead eyes in her mug shot. They're sucking the soul right out of you as you read this.

Ummm, no. My soul is all-good. But I sure would let her suck something else out of me.

/show her my 'O' face
 
2012-10-25 10:52:07 AM  
I need to get a wall size map and start putting pins in the locations this is happening like on Criminal Minds. I bet there is a really cool pattern by now.
 
2012-10-25 10:52:08 AM  
Looks like her daughter has a terrible birth defect...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 10:53:35 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Looks like her daughter has a terrible birth defect...


No she bought that shirt.
 
2012-10-25 10:54:22 AM  
something something fist of god something
 
2012-10-25 10:54:51 AM  

titwrench: I need to get a wall size map and start putting pins in the locations this is happening like on Criminal Minds. I bet there is a really cool pattern by now.


Like random buck shot.
 
2012-10-25 11:01:08 AM  
"...she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn't even seem to be livin'... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."
 
2012-10-25 11:05:29 AM  
I can understand the older woman going after the younger person; the whole quasi-control / authority thing going on. But I don't understand throwing away your: career, job, education, marriage and children. Everything you've worked and slaved for your entire life was throw away because you had to screw one of your adolescent students.

At least if she had an affair with some random 17 year old she'd have her career, job and education still intact, and probably still get to see her children too.
 
2012-10-25 11:05:45 AM  
maybe she just wasn't getting enough sleep

i could see where someone *might* accidentally rape someone if i wasn't getting enough sleep
 
2012-10-25 11:08:15 AM  
I guess the YMCA really does have everything for young men to enjoy.
 
2012-10-25 11:13:35 AM  

Pair-o-Dice: But look at those dead eyes in her mug shot. They're sucking the soul right out of you as you read this.

Ummm, no. My soul is all-good. But I sure would let her suck something else out of me.

/show her my 'O' face


What, this?

i0.kym-cdn.com
/hot
 
2012-10-25 11:13:36 AM  
Saddle up!
 
2012-10-25 11:16:09 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: I can understand the older woman going after the younger person; the whole quasi-control / authority thing going on. But I don't understand throwing away your: career, job, education, marriage and children. Everything you've worked and slaved for your entire life was throw away because you had to screw one of your adolescent students.


Most people don't stop to consider all the potential consequences and liabilities before they have sex. If they did, there wouldn't be nearly as many unplanned pregnancies or STDs.
 
2012-10-25 11:18:55 AM  

Theaetetus: HellRaisingHoosier: I can understand the older woman going after the younger person; the whole quasi-control / authority thing going on. But I don't understand throwing away your: career, job, education, marriage and children. Everything you've worked and slaved for your entire life was throw away because you had to screw one of your adolescent students.

Most people don't stop to consider all the potential consequences and liabilities before they have sex. If they did, there wouldn't be nearly as many unplanned pregnancies or STDs.


which is why we need to put more Saltpetre in the drinking water.
 
2012-10-25 11:21:09 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: I can understand the older woman going after the younger person; the whole quasi-control / authority thing going on. But I don't understand throwing away your: career, job, education, marriage and children. Everything you've worked and slaved for your entire life was throw away because you had to screw one of your adolescent students.

At least if she had an affair with some random 17 year old she'd have her career, job and education still intact, and probably still get to see her children too.


Yeah you would think by now with all the damn stories out there they would at least go to a local college and pick up an 18 yr old or something.
 
2012-10-25 11:21:17 AM  
what's with these whores?
 
2012-10-25 11:23:35 AM  

Theaetetus: HellRaisingHoosier: I can understand the older woman going after the younger person; the whole quasi-control / authority thing going on. But I don't understand throwing away your: career, job, education, marriage and children. Everything you've worked and slaved for your entire life was throw away because you had to screw one of your adolescent students.

Most people don't stop to consider all the potential consequences and liabilities before they have sex. If they did, there wouldn't be nearly as many unplanned pregnancies or STDs.


Seriously? All I could picture was my father's face when I'd have to tell him I'm pregnant, had aids or some nasty discharge and HAD to see the doctor. That stopped me many times.

As for being an adult and looking with longing eyes at a 13-15 year old boy, that's just sick. First, 13-15 year old boys would screw a tree - it's not you, honey, it's hormones. Secondly, if you're an adult and can't control your sexual desires and need to have sex with children, well, you do need to be put away.
 
2012-10-25 11:32:22 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 11:36:12 AM  
Fapinator:

A winner is you!!!!!
 
2012-10-25 11:36:21 AM  

Fapinator: [imageshack.us image 450x494]


Oh crap! Someone call the Winchesters!
 
2012-10-25 11:41:24 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: I can understand the older woman going after the younger person; the whole quasi-control / authority thing going on. But I don't understand throwing away your: career, job, education, marriage and children. Everything you've worked and slaved for your entire life was throw away because you had to screw one of your adolescent students.

At least if she had an affair with some random 17 year old she'd have her career, job and education still intact, and probably still get to see her children too.


Her cold, uncaring husband (or ex-husband, or baby-daddy, or whatever) left her no other options. She's the real victim here.
 
2012-10-25 12:15:51 PM  

EbolaNYC: "...she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn't even seem to be livin'... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."


LOL
 
2012-10-25 12:23:21 PM  
Nah, I'd have gone with a Morticia Addams reference.
 
2012-10-25 12:39:45 PM  
FTFA
David is married and on her Facebook page can be seen posing with a young child and a man believed to her her husband.

Since when is the news confirming that you have the right person on FB?
 
2012-10-25 12:44:49 PM  
Put on sunglasses and send her to my room.
 
2012-10-25 01:18:46 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: I really hate this recent spate of...whatever they are, mugshot jail report puritan review websites. I like the schadenfruede of these articles, and the debates in the comments on Fark, but somehow these assholes manage to be so annoying it's like going to an execution and quietly nodding to yourself that justice will be done only to have the guy next to you yell something about how they shoulda just hung the ni*bong*. I don't know if I can explain it exactly.


I found the style of prose in the article to be arch, trying-to-be-witty (and failing miserably), condescending and oh-so-superior.
Reminds me of something one might expect of a fairly bright high school student who is trying way too hard to be funny.
 
2012-10-25 01:44:03 PM  
TFA says she is a 'married language teacher'. I did not know they taught that in school now. I figured they still learned the married language after they got married.

/silly me
 
2012-10-25 02:35:32 PM  
Well come on down and pick up your "Luckiest Boy of the Year" award!
 
2012-10-25 02:57:30 PM  

chachi88: Well come on down and pick up your "Luckiest Boy of the Year" award!


NO! THE BOY DIDNT WANT IT. DONT U GET IT HE WAS UNDER AGE.
 
2012-10-25 03:07:57 PM  

Theaetetus: HellRaisingHoosier: I can understand the older woman going after the younger person; the whole quasi-control / authority thing going on. But I don't understand throwing away your: career, job, education, marriage and children. Everything you've worked and slaved for your entire life was throw away because you had to screw one of your adolescent students.

Most people don't stop to consider all the potential consequences and liabilities before they have sex. If they did, there wouldn't be nearly as many unplanned pregnancies or STDs.


"No one signs a contract before making love."
~~Jean-Paul Sartre, petitioning for the abolition of France's age of consent law.
 
2012-10-25 05:13:44 PM  
Congratulations lady, you not only screwed your own life up, but your child and husband's as well. I hope you suffer untold misery for a very long time. However, the little cocksucker that farked her should be castrated, he knew better, he isn't a victim, he's equally guilty.

You can be totally sane and have sex, but you have to be psychotic to willingly screw up your family's lives too for your own selfish desires to have sex with a child.

I do not wish well for this bloody, whore of a farking psycho coont but I hope her family is okay.
 
2012-10-25 09:09:15 PM  
Hey, this is my town I live in. I have seen something on fark almost every day from my area in Tennessee. it's pretty ridiculous here I will say....


That was my high school...


This is nothing, probably happens lots here, big on football and lots of good looking teachers...

My computer teacher, who was my mentor in high school for 4 years, he ended up getting caught with crack and two hookers after I left school. Still one of my heros.

It's warped here, but hey, were in the south.

/town is a bore
//2 wal marts tho...
 
2012-10-27 12:22:17 AM  
Perhaps this will be one of the tiny minority of cases where a female is appropriately punished.
 
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