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(Huffington Post)   Brazilian woman gets $780,000 for her virginity. All subby got was a cheap dinner at Bennigan's and an increased familiarity with the backseat layout of an '84 Corolla   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 40
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2012-10-25 10:46:13 AM
8 votes:

ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.


Who said it was a woman?
2012-10-25 09:41:19 AM
5 votes:
If I had a spare $780,000, I might spend it on the virginity of a Brazilian women. There's the chance I could find that woman who is one in a Brazilian, but I probably wouldn't come close to getting through even half a Brazilian of them.
2012-10-25 09:44:57 AM
4 votes:
Call me when the $780,000 donor is done, and I'll be next in line with a bottle of tequila and a couple of shot glasses.
2012-10-25 10:47:27 AM
3 votes:

ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.


If 80s movies taught me anything, it's generally a hot woman like Kelly LeBrock that can't wait to deflower a nerdy virgin guy.

I'm sure that's the case here.
2012-10-25 10:43:49 AM
3 votes:
For $780k I can buy a nice boat and fill it with beautiful almost-virgins for weeks.

Fools, money, etc.
2012-10-25 11:41:26 AM
2 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.


I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

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2012-10-25 11:28:02 AM
2 votes:

theflatline: That ass is about 30 dollars US in Colombia to stay the night.


Did you derive that from the secret service bill?
2012-10-25 11:21:19 AM
2 votes:
"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer,"

But suck one cock...
2012-10-25 10:54:33 AM
2 votes:

Brick-House: 1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.


1980 Cutlass in a cemetery! Holy Fark-knuckles! Are we Eskimo siblings or something?
2012-10-25 10:52:42 AM
2 votes:

traylor: WHORE


Why are you shouting? Did your mama get fired from Target on your 10th birthday?
2012-10-25 10:47:55 AM
2 votes:
Natsu beat out five other bidders after a feverish final day

Bukkake?
2012-10-25 10:47:40 AM
2 votes:
WHORE
2012-10-25 10:43:24 AM
2 votes:
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I'm pretty sure I would have lost it before the clothes even came off.
2012-10-25 09:40:58 AM
2 votes:
She is pretty, but not $780K pretty. She claims she is not a prostitute, which technically could be true, but she did prostitute herself with this stunt.

"Ok, fine. You are not a prostitute... but you are wearing a prostitute outfit.
media.jinni.com
2012-10-25 03:25:07 PM
1 votes:
Hmm, for $780,000, I think I'd rather do 1.56 chicks at once.
2012-10-25 01:12:45 PM
1 votes:

stonicus: For $780,000 I don't want a virgin, I want a girl who knows how to fark! In fact, for that much money, I want several girls who know how to fark.


Several? You're $220k short of getting two at once
2012-10-25 12:55:32 PM
1 votes:

stuffy: A better use would to 750 hookers that know how to get your rocks off.


or just buy $170 worth of crack
2012-10-25 12:43:33 PM
1 votes:
I'm not going to marry the broad after this.
2012-10-25 11:55:17 AM
1 votes:

madgonad: Who on earth wants to have sex with a virgin?

Maybe it is important to people that get off on being the Weeners in a thread.


"What men desire is a virgin who is a whore." ~Edward Dahlbert

And now a man finally has one.
2012-10-25 11:47:02 AM
1 votes:

H31N0US: For $780k I can buy a nice boat and fill it with beautiful almost-virgins for weeks.

Fools, money, etc.


Agrees
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2012-10-25 11:35:59 AM
1 votes:
I can't wait to see what kind of ugly twisted old man won her virginity.
2012-10-25 11:35:30 AM
1 votes:
Imagine if you paid for this, went up in the plane and all that, pulled down the panties and its all bush city. Dissapointing
2012-10-25 11:22:12 AM
1 votes:
I like how the guy was given less than half percent of what the woman got.
2012-10-25 11:17:33 AM
1 votes:

hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
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Who lets their 10 year old daughter wear fishnets? Sheesh.
2012-10-25 11:09:50 AM
1 votes:
She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-25 11:02:37 AM
1 votes:
Yea, she's definitely a virgin

*eyes roll out of head*
2012-10-25 10:59:30 AM
1 votes:
You realize that a Brazilian women getting $780,000 doesn't come out to much per woman.
2012-10-25 10:57:34 AM
1 votes:

EZ Writer: Brick-House: 1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.

1980 Cutlass in a cemetery! Holy Fark-knuckles! Are we Eskimo siblings or something?


1980 Cutlass on Lake Ponchatrain in New Orleans. She raped me.
2012-10-25 10:57:15 AM
1 votes:
Billy Connolly on virgins:

Give me two fire-breathing whores any day of the week NSFW language
2012-10-25 10:52:03 AM
1 votes:

ChrisDe: Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.


Beat you by 14 sec.
2012-10-25 10:51:04 AM
1 votes:
Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...
2012-10-25 10:49:39 AM
1 votes:
This is Brazil we are talking about, and in south american countries women are actually told by their mothers to give up the ass and the mouth before the cootch, which is why most women down there barely bat an eye when you suggest a spelunking trip into ye old anito. So I am sure two of the inputs have been well abused.

Plus, in latin america you can get a hymenplasty before lunch, and no one is the wiser that someone had gone forth into the breach.

/when this guy reverse cowgirls him while flicking the bean she is just gonna claim it is insticnt.
2012-10-25 10:49:38 AM
1 votes:
She sort of looks like a female Quagmire...

www.a-gc.com

/Giggity?
2012-10-25 10:48:40 AM
1 votes:
If you divide $780K by a Brazillion, that's not a lot of money.
2012-10-25 10:45:19 AM
1 votes:
Hmm... the article is not worthless...
2012-10-25 10:45:10 AM
1 votes:
Who on earth wants to have sex with a virgin?

Maybe it is important to people that get off on being the Weeners in a thread.
2012-10-25 10:44:29 AM
1 votes:
84 corolla? That was my first car... no way could I position myself to get any kind of freak on in that back seat.
2012-10-25 10:38:00 AM
1 votes:
That's a lot of woman.

/oblig
2012-10-25 10:30:53 AM
1 votes:
You could have a lot of fun with a lot of hot hookers for $780k. Ask Charlie Sheen.
2012-10-25 09:09:55 AM
1 votes:
How do you have the energy for farkin' after a dinner at Bennigan's?
 
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