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(Huffington Post)   Brazilian woman gets $780,000 for her virginity. All subby got was a cheap dinner at Bennigan's and an increased familiarity with the backseat layout of an '84 Corolla   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-10-25 12:19:30 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: I'm calling serious shenanigans. There is no way a woman who looks that good AND is comfortable posting naked pics of herself online and selling her body is a virgin. No farking way. She's a used car salesman trying to pass off the 2008 model as fresh-from-the-factory.


Agreed. Even so, spend the first $15k getting those tired milkers up to par, then we'll talk.
 
2012-10-25 12:27:29 PM  
>>"If she doesn't give any money to charity, she's going to look bad."

Yeah. Because she looks so totally awesome right now, selling off her virginity to a stranger. I really hope she doesn't destroy this incredible reputation she currently has.
 
2012-10-25 12:35:09 PM  

theflatline: This is Brazil we are talking about, and in south american countries women are actually told by their mothers to give up the ass and the mouth before the cootch, which is why most women down there barely bat an eye when you suggest a spelunking trip into ye old anito. So I am sure two of the inputs have been well abused.


Let's see, if you could abuse her great ass for next to nothing...or her coochie for $780k...which would you choose?

I'd take her ass for $100 Alex.
 
2012-10-25 12:42:07 PM  
A better use would to 750 hookers that know how to get your rocks off.
 
2012-10-25 12:43:33 PM  
I'm not going to marry the broad after this.
 
2012-10-25 12:51:27 PM  

theflatline: This is Brazil we are talking about, and in south american countries women are actually told by their mothers to give up the ass and the mouth before the cootch, which is why most women down there barely bat an eye when you suggest a spelunking trip into ye old anito. So I am sure two of the inputs have been well abused.

Plus, in latin america you can get a hymenplasty before lunch, and no one is the wiser that someone had gone forth into the breach.

/when this guy reverse cowgirls him while flicking the bean she is just gonna claim it is insticnt.


Sir, your fine grasp of the English language and its versatility astounds me. I solute you.


/still chuckling at "flicking the bean"
 
2012-10-25 12:55:32 PM  

stuffy: A better use would to 750 hookers that know how to get your rocks off.


or just buy $170 worth of crack
 
2012-10-25 01:10:05 PM  
Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy
 
2012-10-25 01:12:45 PM  

stonicus: For $780,000 I don't want a virgin, I want a girl who knows how to fark! In fact, for that much money, I want several girls who know how to fark.


Several? You're $220k short of getting two at once
 
2012-10-25 01:20:29 PM  

EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.

I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

[i236.photobucket.com image 494x333]


binarythis.files.wordpress.com

That's not what I meant at all, man. Not at all.
 
2012-10-25 01:24:08 PM  
The guy only gets $3000.

But why pay that when you can just creep the local high school?

/Just make sure he's legal
 
2012-10-25 01:24:27 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.

I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

[i236.photobucket.com image 494x333]

[binarythis.files.wordpress.com image 338x505]

That's not what I meant at all, man. Not at all.


Well after looking at your profile, you deserved it.

And, this Brazilian woman:

cdn.jaguda.com
 
2012-10-25 01:28:20 PM  
Hmm, 780k for one night with a Brazilian virgin or a nice house, car, television, wardrobe, etc.
 
2012-10-25 01:28:41 PM  

EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.

I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

[i236.photobucket.com image 494x333]

[binarythis.files.wordpress.com image 338x505]

That's not what I meant at all, man. Not at all.

Well after looking at your profile, you deserved it.

And, this Brazilian woman:

[cdn.jaguda.com image 420x335]


I knew it would bite me in the ass one day.
 
2012-10-25 01:38:40 PM  

stuffy: A better use would to 750 hookers that know how to get your rocks off.


Like I said earlier, that's a lot of fun with a lot of hookers/porn stars.
 
2012-10-25 01:40:28 PM  
Worth it considering Brazilian virginity includes anal..................
 
2012-10-25 01:41:21 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: 2. I wish I had $780,001.


Me too. That would cover me for hookers and blow for the rest of my life. I would probably just waste the rest of it.
 
2012-10-25 01:43:18 PM  
Anyone want to start the biding on slightly used but reasonably well cared for virginity?
 
IP
2012-10-25 02:04:24 PM  

EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.

I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

[i236.photobucket.com image 494x333]

[binarythis.files.wordpress.com image 338x505]

That's not what I meant at all, man. Not at all.

Well after looking at your profile, you deserved it.

And, this Brazilian woman:

[cdn.jaguda.com image 420x335]



AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!1!
 
2012-10-25 02:45:31 PM  
If what I've experienced with Brazilian women is a not normal, take this for what it's worth. Much shorter, wider, darker, and rounder than a VS catalog model - usually well above average weight but wears tight sweatpants. They have a mustache and are notorious line-cutters. The size/weight/complexion/mustache thing I don't care about - it's a silly observation. The line cutting thing is strange and frustrating. I promise you, if you're 20th in line for something and a Brazilian woman comes along, pretty soon you'll be 21st. Weird.
 
2012-10-25 02:59:49 PM  

Almea Tarrant: Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy


by this logic, anyone who's done it once is gay
 
2012-10-25 03:16:17 PM  

ciberido: hammer85: The best thing about Bennigan's is that once you've been there once you've bennigan.

It's also a great place for Star Wars historians to congregate.


I see what you did there...
YT blocked at work.

/My backpack's got jets.
 
2012-10-25 03:25:07 PM  
Hmm, for $780,000, I think I'd rather do 1.56 chicks at once.
 
2012-10-25 03:29:22 PM  

HiFiGuy: Hmm, for $780,000, I think I'd rather do 1.56 chicks at once.


southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-10-25 04:52:38 PM  
Why? I mean even for charity, why?
 
2012-10-25 05:32:07 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Why? I mean even for charity, why?


Giving Joe the Bird makes more sense now, doesn't it?
 
2012-10-25 06:13:27 PM  

"You heard me right. I'm bidding 780,000 dollars."

horseandman.com

 
2012-10-25 06:33:55 PM  
ewwwww
 
2012-10-25 06:42:18 PM  

tiamet4:
[www.elephantjournal.com image 495x375]
Orly?


i45.tinypic.com
yarly
 
2012-10-25 06:58:31 PM  
How much for her ass virginity?
 
2012-10-26 12:52:57 AM  
When she's finished, she can pay me $5 to show her how it's done.
 
2012-10-26 02:20:10 AM  
A 20 year old virgin in Brazil... yeah.. next up for auction will be my patent for a perpetual motion machine.
 
2012-10-26 07:33:35 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Almea Tarrant: Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy

by this logic, anyone who's done it once is gay


Wait whut?

Please note I was referring to legal crimes, not something like simply exploring sexuality. However for the sake of clarity I will state that while "doing it once" does not make her a prostitute for ever and ever, she is in fact prostituting herself in that single act.

Better?
 
2012-10-26 09:38:24 AM  

Almea Tarrant: Jon iz teh kewl: Almea Tarrant: Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy

by this logic, anyone who's done it once is gay

Wait whut?

Please note I was referring to legal crimes, not something like simply exploring sexuality. However for the sake of clarity I will state that while "doing it once" does not make her a prostitute for ever and ever, she is in fact prostituting herself in that single act.

Better?


What's a little prostitution between complete strangers?
 
2012-10-26 01:12:30 PM  
Aint worth it with a condom. Seriously.
 
2012-10-26 06:06:06 PM  

Almea Tarrant: Jon iz teh kewl: Almea Tarrant: Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy

by this logic, anyone who's done it once is gay

Wait whut?

Please note I was referring to legal crimes, not something like simply exploring sexuality. However for the sake of clarity I will state that while "doing it once" does not make her a prostitute for ever and ever, she is in fact prostituting herself in that single act.

Better?


GAY
 
2012-10-27 01:46:26 PM  

Rubix^3: How much for her ass virginity?


She's Brazilian. That's been gone a long time.
 
2012-10-28 02:54:47 PM  

grokca: ChrisDe: Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.

Beat you by 14 sec.


That's what I always told my girlfriends.

//cha CHA!
 
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