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(Huffington Post)   Brazilian woman gets $780,000 for her virginity. All subby got was a cheap dinner at Bennigan's and an increased familiarity with the backseat layout of an '84 Corolla   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 138
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2012-10-25 11:00:07 AM  

hammer85: The best thing about Bennigan's is that once you've been there once you've bennigan.


There used to be one in Little Rock that kept getting torched by arsonists; people started to call it Burn Agains.
 
2012-10-25 11:01:08 AM  
i188.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 11:01:49 AM  

sodomizer: Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...


www.elephantjournal.com
Orly?
 
2012-10-25 11:02:37 AM  
Yea, she's definitely a virgin

*eyes roll out of head*
 
2012-10-25 11:04:28 AM  
who wants to marry a MILLION BEARS
 
2012-10-25 11:05:03 AM  

grokca: ChrisDe: Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.

Beat you by 14 sec.


Stupid Comcast....
 
2012-10-25 11:05:06 AM  
I would say two things.

1. This woman is a technical virgin. In reality, she's a pimpless hooker.

2. I wish I had $780,001.
 
2012-10-25 11:05:38 AM  

theflatline: EZ Writer: Brick-House: 1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.

1980 Cutlass in a cemetery! Holy Fark-knuckles! Are we Eskimo siblings or something?

1980 Cutlass on Lake Ponchatrain in New Orleans. She raped me.


I'm thinking I need another Cutlass... Chick. Magnet.
 
2012-10-25 11:07:05 AM  
Didn't someone try this a few years back? The girl pulled out (no pun intended) at the last minute but still wanted the money "to help the good people of blah blah" or some such nonsense? I don't think she got it. A top bidder was a German if memory serves.
 
2012-10-25 11:07:27 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

japanese guy in question
 
2012-10-25 11:09:50 AM  
She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
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2012-10-25 11:12:15 AM  
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Why am I the Weeners this Fark? I AM DISSAPOINT
 
2012-10-25 11:13:58 AM  

Valiente: Elzar: Seriously anyone who has ever been with a virgin will tell you this is overpriced by about $780K

/ I'll take experienced any day of the week

This. The virgins, they know nothing. I've inadvertently had two, and while the learning curve is a fun ride, it is steep and you have to do all the pushing.

At first, I mean.

/it gets better.
//Brazilian chick is a prostitute with an unbroken seal...big deal.


This. Ive slept with 2 virgins in my life and the first was when I was a virgin myself and it was a tad awkward for a while. Wouldnt pay $780k even if I had the money. Maybe just get her drunk at a bar and fool around on the train.
 
2012-10-25 11:14:55 AM  

sodomizer: Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...


This is perhaps the most sensitive, enlightened posting regarding a woman's personal sexual choices and the public's rush to judge her unfairly. Sensitive and enlightened. Good on you, Sodomizer. Wait, wut?
 
2012-10-25 11:15:17 AM  

hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
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3.bp.blogspot.com

And now.
 
2012-10-25 11:15:45 AM  

hugram: She is pretty, but not $780K pretty. She claims she is not a prostitute, which technically could be true, but she did prostitute herself with this stunt.


Well, she is a prostitute. She engaged in sexual intercourse for money. She is the textbook definition of a whore. She can paint it whoever she likes it, but a whore is a whore.
 
2012-10-25 11:16:04 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: While she DOES have an exquisite body ... If I'm going to sleep with a hot prostitute then I'd rather do a few slightly-used ones while on a drug/alcohol bender.


In Amsterdam, I paid a hot redhead 50(funny backwards-E symbol) for some fun times (if the Euro's $1.30, that's $65). Third-hottest woman I've slept with (at the time, she was probably 1 or 2), but one of the worst in bed. I don't know what she could have done to make it worth $779,935 more, including being a virgin.

// yes, she was a licensed union-member hooker
// from Hungary
// what? I like to talk to people, even prostitutes
// I'm like Jesus that way
 
2012-10-25 11:17:06 AM  
dammit i had an 84 corrolla
 
2012-10-25 11:17:33 AM  

hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
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Who lets their 10 year old daughter wear fishnets? Sheesh.
 
2012-10-25 11:17:39 AM  

hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


You know, that photo is actually useful to me. I've been looking for a photo of Danica McKellar as Winnie and it's damn near impossible to find a decent one- GIS only shows her cheesecake pictures.

/It's for a class I teach. Honestly
//She's one of the authors of "Percolation and Gibbs states multiplicity for ferromagnetic Ashkin-Teller models on Z^2"
///Side discussion on who can be a scientist
////Another fun example- "An Investigation of the Motion of Zodiacal Dust Particles: Radial Velocity Measurements on Fraunhofer Line Profiles" was co-authored by Brian May, lead guitarist for Queen
 
2012-10-25 11:18:04 AM  
sex with virgins is usually quite awful, actually.
 
2012-10-25 11:21:19 AM  
"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer,"

But suck one cock...
 
2012-10-25 11:22:12 AM  
I like how the guy was given less than half percent of what the woman got.
 
2012-10-25 11:24:10 AM  
That ass is a good 500 an hour in Vegas.

/he is from japan so, it shouldn't be hard for her.
 
2012-10-25 11:26:40 AM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: That ass is a good 500 an hour in Vegas.

/he is from japan so, it shouldn't be hard for her.


That ass is about 30 dollars US in Colombia to stay the night.
 
2012-10-25 11:28:02 AM  

theflatline: That ass is about 30 dollars US in Colombia to stay the night.


Did you derive that from the secret service bill?
 
2012-10-25 11:29:43 AM  
Don't forget, whores are cheaper than marriage in the long run!

/probably even this one.
 
2012-10-25 11:33:27 AM  

ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.


Seriously. 3 grand for 12 seconds of disappointment?
 
2012-10-25 11:34:13 AM  

hammer85: The best thing about Bennigan's is that once you've been there once you've bennigan.


It's also a great place for Star Wars historians to congregate.
 
2012-10-25 11:35:30 AM  
Imagine if you paid for this, went up in the plane and all that, pulled down the panties and its all bush city. Dissapointing
 
2012-10-25 11:35:35 AM  

sodomizer: Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...


That's an astute observation, sodomizer :)
 
2012-10-25 11:35:59 AM  
I can't wait to see what kind of ugly twisted old man won her virginity.
 
2012-10-25 11:36:38 AM  

blatz514: hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x300]

And now.


I did see some of those pics when I was searching, but I wanted to capture her 'Wonder Years' look

The Brazilian whore and Danica do look like they could be related (from a look point of view).

/ Danica is much better looking.
 
2012-10-25 11:39:23 AM  
I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.
 
2012-10-25 11:39:43 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

You know, that photo is actually useful to me. I've been looking for a photo of Danica McKellar as Winnie and it's damn near impossible to find a decent one- GIS only shows her cheesecake pictures.

/It's for a class I teach. Honestly
//She's one of the authors of "Percolation and Gibbs states multiplicity for ferromagnetic Ashkin-Teller models on Z^2"
///Side discussion on who can be a scientist
////Another fun example- "An Investigation of the Motion of Zodiacal Dust Particles: Radial Velocity Measurements on Fraunhofer Line Profiles" was co-authored by Brian May, lead guitarist for Queen


I still don't believe you. What you do with pictures of 10 year old girls is your business...

/ I keed.
 
2012-10-25 11:40:00 AM  

Toy_Cop: I can't wait to see what kind of ugly twisted old man won her virginity.


Yes, this. Very much this
 
2012-10-25 11:40:02 AM  

hugram: blatz514: hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x300]

And now.

I did see some of those pics when I was searching, but I wanted to capture her 'Wonder Years' look

The Brazilian whore and Danica do look like they could be related (from a look point of view).

/ Danica is much better looking.


It was a rewarding GIS, that's for sure.
 
2012-10-25 11:41:26 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.


I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

i236.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 11:43:57 AM  

topcon: There's no way to medically prove virginity. This key fact makes anyone who goes for this shiat a farking moron. And the girl's not that attractive to boot.


You and I know that, but many people do not.
 
2012-10-25 11:45:08 AM  

theflatline: justanotherfarkinfarker: That ass is a good 500 an hour in Vegas.

/he is from japan so, it shouldn't be hard for her.

That ass is about 30 dollars US in Colombia to stay the night.


You're not paying them to stay, you're paying them to leave.
 
2012-10-25 11:45:32 AM  

Eugoogoolizer: Imagine if you paid for this, went up in the plane and all that, pulled down the panties and its all bush city. Dissapointing


HAHAHA!

I'd take a weedwacker to it.
 
2012-10-25 11:47:02 AM  

H31N0US: For $780k I can buy a nice boat and fill it with beautiful almost-virgins for weeks.

Fools, money, etc.


Agrees
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2012-10-25 11:49:32 AM  

madgonad: ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.

Who said it was a woman?


Indeed.

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2012-10-25 11:51:49 AM  

EZ Writer: "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer,"

But suck one cock...


But you fark one goat...
 
2012-10-25 11:55:17 AM  

madgonad: Who on earth wants to have sex with a virgin?

Maybe it is important to people that get off on being the Weeners in a thread.


"What men desire is a virgin who is a whore." ~Edward Dahlbert

And now a man finally has one.
 
2012-10-25 11:58:30 AM  

Mentat: Better than the back of a Volkswagen.


Au contraire, monsieur....

My ride during two years of high school was a 1969 VW camper with a 39hp motor. Best drive-in movie theater ride ever. Privacy curtains. Room to move around. Good times.

Beyond this, Deponent sayeth not.
 
2012-10-25 12:02:27 PM  
I'm calling serious shenanigans. There is no way a woman who looks that good AND is comfortable posting naked pics of herself online and selling her body is a virgin. No farking way. She's a used car salesman trying to pass off the 2008 model as fresh-from-the-factory.
 
2012-10-25 12:05:15 PM  

EZ Writer: "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer,"

But suck one cock...


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2012-10-25 12:07:02 PM  
If the Corolla was blue, I might know subby.
 
2012-10-25 12:16:45 PM  
For $780,000 I don't want a virgin, I want a girl who knows how to fark! In fact, for that much money, I want several girls who know how to fark.
 
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