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(Huffington Post)   Brazilian woman gets $780,000 for her virginity. All subby got was a cheap dinner at Bennigan's and an increased familiarity with the backseat layout of an '84 Corolla   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-10-25 08:59:15 AM  
third time for this
 
2012-10-25 09:09:55 AM  
How do you have the energy for farkin' after a dinner at Bennigan's?
 
2012-10-25 09:34:17 AM  
Well, subbs, at least you made out better than your mom........
 
2012-10-25 09:39:51 AM  
Better than the back of a Volkswagen.
 
2012-10-25 09:40:58 AM  
She is pretty, but not $780K pretty. She claims she is not a prostitute, which technically could be true, but she did prostitute herself with this stunt.

"Ok, fine. You are not a prostitute... but you are wearing a prostitute outfit.
media.jinni.com
 
2012-10-25 09:41:19 AM  
If I had a spare $780,000, I might spend it on the virginity of a Brazilian women. There's the chance I could find that woman who is one in a Brazilian, but I probably wouldn't come close to getting through even half a Brazilian of them.
 
2012-10-25 09:44:57 AM  
Call me when the $780,000 donor is done, and I'll be next in line with a bottle of tequila and a couple of shot glasses.
 
2012-10-25 09:46:26 AM  
A corsage and two bottles of the second-cheapest wine in the store.
 
2012-10-25 09:56:16 AM  
Seriously anyone who has ever been with a virgin will tell you this is overpriced by about $780K

/ I'll take experienced any day of the week
 
2012-10-25 10:30:53 AM  
You could have a lot of fun with a lot of hot hookers for $780k. Ask Charlie Sheen.
 
2012-10-25 10:38:00 AM  
That's a lot of woman.

/oblig
 
2012-10-25 10:40:46 AM  
The best thing about Bennigan's is that once you've been there once you've bennigan.
 
2012-10-25 10:42:06 AM  
Is this going to be another butterface thread? Because, holy damn...
 
2012-10-25 10:42:31 AM  
The dude is probably HIV positive.

And virgins are terrible lays.
 
2012-10-25 10:43:24 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I'm pretty sure I would have lost it before the clothes even came off.
 
2012-10-25 10:43:49 AM  
For $780k I can buy a nice boat and fill it with beautiful almost-virgins for weeks.

Fools, money, etc.
 
2012-10-25 10:44:17 AM  

Hyppy: Is this going to be another butterface thread? Because, holy damn...


are you joking?
 
2012-10-25 10:44:29 AM  
84 corolla? That was my first car... no way could I position myself to get any kind of freak on in that back seat.
 
2012-10-25 10:44:34 AM  
I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.
 
2012-10-25 10:44:39 AM  
FTA: "a man from Japan known as "Natsu" came out on top with the winning bid"

I see what they did there...
 
2012-10-25 10:45:10 AM  
Who on earth wants to have sex with a virgin?

Maybe it is important to people that get off on being the Weeners in a thread.
 
2012-10-25 10:45:19 AM  
Hmm... the article is not worthless...
 
2012-10-25 10:45:38 AM  
Buy American: the front bench seats on late 70's Broncos folded all the way flat
 
2012-10-25 10:46:13 AM  

ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.


Who said it was a woman?
 
2012-10-25 10:46:36 AM  
1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.
 
2012-10-25 10:47:12 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: third time for this


You haven't seen me pissed yet.
 
2012-10-25 10:47:27 AM  

ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.


If 80s movies taught me anything, it's generally a hot woman like Kelly LeBrock that can't wait to deflower a nerdy virgin guy.

I'm sure that's the case here.
 
2012-10-25 10:47:40 AM  
WHORE
 
2012-10-25 10:47:55 AM  
Natsu beat out five other bidders after a feverish final day

Bukkake?
 
2012-10-25 10:48:28 AM  
Being able to say 'I was the first one to tap that' is not worth a hill of beans.
I'll take an experienced young lady over a virgin any day.

/and I think the winning bidder should demand a virinity exam on the chick before handing over the cash.
 
2012-10-25 10:48:33 AM  
There's no way to medically prove virginity. This key fact makes anyone who goes for this shiat a farking moron. And the girl's not that attractive to boot.
 
2012-10-25 10:48:40 AM  
If you divide $780K by a Brazillion, that's not a lot of money.
 
2012-10-25 10:48:54 AM  
Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.
 
2012-10-25 10:49:38 AM  
She sort of looks like a female Quagmire...

www.a-gc.com

/Giggity?
 
2012-10-25 10:49:39 AM  
This is Brazil we are talking about, and in south american countries women are actually told by their mothers to give up the ass and the mouth before the cootch, which is why most women down there barely bat an eye when you suggest a spelunking trip into ye old anito. So I am sure two of the inputs have been well abused.

Plus, in latin america you can get a hymenplasty before lunch, and no one is the wiser that someone had gone forth into the breach.

/when this guy reverse cowgirls him while flicking the bean she is just gonna claim it is insticnt.
 
2012-10-25 10:51:04 AM  
Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...
 
2012-10-25 10:51:12 AM  

Elzar: Seriously anyone who has ever been with a virgin will tell you this is overpriced by about $780K

/ I'll take experienced any day of the week


This. The virgins, they know nothing. I've inadvertently had two, and while the learning curve is a fun ride, it is steep and you have to do all the pushing.

At first, I mean.

/it gets better.
//Brazilian chick is a prostitute with an unbroken seal...big deal.
 
2012-10-25 10:52:03 AM  

ChrisDe: Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.


Beat you by 14 sec.
 
2012-10-25 10:52:04 AM  

Hyppy: Is this going to be another butterface thread? Because, holy damn...


It can be...
 
2012-10-25 10:52:25 AM  
hopefully she don't get raped out of the $780,000 *fap fap fap*
 
2012-10-25 10:52:42 AM  

traylor: WHORE


Why are you shouting? Did your mama get fired from Target on your 10th birthday?
 
2012-10-25 10:52:54 AM  
Sharp knees thread!
 
2012-10-25 10:53:52 AM  

sasbazooka: 84 corolla? That was my first car... no way could I position myself to get any kind of freak on in that back seat.


I had one of those, too. And if you're limber enough (or rather, she is) it is possible.
 
/ or so I've been told
 
2012-10-25 10:54:33 AM  

Brick-House: 1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.


1980 Cutlass in a cemetery! Holy Fark-knuckles! Are we Eskimo siblings or something?
 
2012-10-25 10:57:15 AM  
Billy Connolly on virgins:

Give me two fire-breathing whores any day of the week NSFW language
 
2012-10-25 10:57:34 AM  

EZ Writer: Brick-House: 1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.

1980 Cutlass in a cemetery! Holy Fark-knuckles! Are we Eskimo siblings or something?


1980 Cutlass on Lake Ponchatrain in New Orleans. She raped me.
 
2012-10-25 10:58:28 AM  
Almost $800,000? Tim sharky is laughing his ass off right now.
 
2012-10-25 10:59:08 AM  
While she DOES have an exquisite body ... If I'm going to sleep with a hot prostitute then I'd rather do a few slightly-used ones while on a drug/alcohol bender.
 
2012-10-25 10:59:30 AM  
Is it just me or does that face look like that of the daughter of the famous crotch-grabber...I'm trying not to use the J word here....

/Maybe not $780K worth of virginity
//But I would NOT kick her out of bed
///for eating crackers.
 
2012-10-25 10:59:30 AM  
You realize that a Brazilian women getting $780,000 doesn't come out to much per woman.
 
2012-10-25 11:00:07 AM  

hammer85: The best thing about Bennigan's is that once you've been there once you've bennigan.


There used to be one in Little Rock that kept getting torched by arsonists; people started to call it Burn Agains.
 
2012-10-25 11:01:08 AM  
i188.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 11:01:49 AM  

sodomizer: Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...


www.elephantjournal.com
Orly?
 
2012-10-25 11:02:37 AM  
Yea, she's definitely a virgin

*eyes roll out of head*
 
2012-10-25 11:04:28 AM  
who wants to marry a MILLION BEARS
 
2012-10-25 11:05:03 AM  

grokca: ChrisDe: Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.

Beat you by 14 sec.


Stupid Comcast....
 
2012-10-25 11:05:06 AM  
I would say two things.

1. This woman is a technical virgin. In reality, she's a pimpless hooker.

2. I wish I had $780,001.
 
2012-10-25 11:05:38 AM  

theflatline: EZ Writer: Brick-House: 1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.

1980 Cutlass in a cemetery! Holy Fark-knuckles! Are we Eskimo siblings or something?

1980 Cutlass on Lake Ponchatrain in New Orleans. She raped me.


I'm thinking I need another Cutlass... Chick. Magnet.
 
2012-10-25 11:07:05 AM  
Didn't someone try this a few years back? The girl pulled out (no pun intended) at the last minute but still wanted the money "to help the good people of blah blah" or some such nonsense? I don't think she got it. A top bidder was a German if memory serves.
 
2012-10-25 11:07:27 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

japanese guy in question
 
2012-10-25 11:09:50 AM  
She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-25 11:12:15 AM  
us9.memecdn.com


Why am I the Weeners this Fark? I AM DISSAPOINT
 
2012-10-25 11:13:58 AM  

Valiente: Elzar: Seriously anyone who has ever been with a virgin will tell you this is overpriced by about $780K

/ I'll take experienced any day of the week

This. The virgins, they know nothing. I've inadvertently had two, and while the learning curve is a fun ride, it is steep and you have to do all the pushing.

At first, I mean.

/it gets better.
//Brazilian chick is a prostitute with an unbroken seal...big deal.


This. Ive slept with 2 virgins in my life and the first was when I was a virgin myself and it was a tad awkward for a while. Wouldnt pay $780k even if I had the money. Maybe just get her drunk at a bar and fool around on the train.
 
2012-10-25 11:14:55 AM  

sodomizer: Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...


This is perhaps the most sensitive, enlightened posting regarding a woman's personal sexual choices and the public's rush to judge her unfairly. Sensitive and enlightened. Good on you, Sodomizer. Wait, wut?
 
2012-10-25 11:15:17 AM  

hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


3.bp.blogspot.com

And now.
 
2012-10-25 11:15:45 AM  

hugram: She is pretty, but not $780K pretty. She claims she is not a prostitute, which technically could be true, but she did prostitute herself with this stunt.


Well, she is a prostitute. She engaged in sexual intercourse for money. She is the textbook definition of a whore. She can paint it whoever she likes it, but a whore is a whore.
 
2012-10-25 11:16:04 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: While she DOES have an exquisite body ... If I'm going to sleep with a hot prostitute then I'd rather do a few slightly-used ones while on a drug/alcohol bender.


In Amsterdam, I paid a hot redhead 50(funny backwards-E symbol) for some fun times (if the Euro's $1.30, that's $65). Third-hottest woman I've slept with (at the time, she was probably 1 or 2), but one of the worst in bed. I don't know what she could have done to make it worth $779,935 more, including being a virgin.

// yes, she was a licensed union-member hooker
// from Hungary
// what? I like to talk to people, even prostitutes
// I'm like Jesus that way
 
2012-10-25 11:17:06 AM  
dammit i had an 84 corrolla
 
2012-10-25 11:17:33 AM  

hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


Who lets their 10 year old daughter wear fishnets? Sheesh.
 
2012-10-25 11:17:39 AM  

hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


You know, that photo is actually useful to me. I've been looking for a photo of Danica McKellar as Winnie and it's damn near impossible to find a decent one- GIS only shows her cheesecake pictures.

/It's for a class I teach. Honestly
//She's one of the authors of "Percolation and Gibbs states multiplicity for ferromagnetic Ashkin-Teller models on Z^2"
///Side discussion on who can be a scientist
////Another fun example- "An Investigation of the Motion of Zodiacal Dust Particles: Radial Velocity Measurements on Fraunhofer Line Profiles" was co-authored by Brian May, lead guitarist for Queen
 
2012-10-25 11:18:04 AM  
sex with virgins is usually quite awful, actually.
 
2012-10-25 11:21:19 AM  
"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer,"

But suck one cock...
 
2012-10-25 11:22:12 AM  
I like how the guy was given less than half percent of what the woman got.
 
2012-10-25 11:24:10 AM  
That ass is a good 500 an hour in Vegas.

/he is from japan so, it shouldn't be hard for her.
 
2012-10-25 11:26:40 AM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: That ass is a good 500 an hour in Vegas.

/he is from japan so, it shouldn't be hard for her.


That ass is about 30 dollars US in Colombia to stay the night.
 
2012-10-25 11:28:02 AM  

theflatline: That ass is about 30 dollars US in Colombia to stay the night.


Did you derive that from the secret service bill?
 
2012-10-25 11:29:43 AM  
Don't forget, whores are cheaper than marriage in the long run!

/probably even this one.
 
2012-10-25 11:33:27 AM  

ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.


Seriously. 3 grand for 12 seconds of disappointment?
 
2012-10-25 11:34:13 AM  

hammer85: The best thing about Bennigan's is that once you've been there once you've bennigan.


It's also a great place for Star Wars historians to congregate.
 
2012-10-25 11:35:30 AM  
Imagine if you paid for this, went up in the plane and all that, pulled down the panties and its all bush city. Dissapointing
 
2012-10-25 11:35:35 AM  

sodomizer: Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...


That's an astute observation, sodomizer :)
 
2012-10-25 11:35:59 AM  
I can't wait to see what kind of ugly twisted old man won her virginity.
 
2012-10-25 11:36:38 AM  

blatz514: hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x300]

And now.


I did see some of those pics when I was searching, but I wanted to capture her 'Wonder Years' look

The Brazilian whore and Danica do look like they could be related (from a look point of view).

/ Danica is much better looking.
 
2012-10-25 11:39:23 AM  
I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.
 
2012-10-25 11:39:43 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

You know, that photo is actually useful to me. I've been looking for a photo of Danica McKellar as Winnie and it's damn near impossible to find a decent one- GIS only shows her cheesecake pictures.

/It's for a class I teach. Honestly
//She's one of the authors of "Percolation and Gibbs states multiplicity for ferromagnetic Ashkin-Teller models on Z^2"
///Side discussion on who can be a scientist
////Another fun example- "An Investigation of the Motion of Zodiacal Dust Particles: Radial Velocity Measurements on Fraunhofer Line Profiles" was co-authored by Brian May, lead guitarist for Queen


I still don't believe you. What you do with pictures of 10 year old girls is your business...

/ I keed.
 
2012-10-25 11:40:00 AM  

Toy_Cop: I can't wait to see what kind of ugly twisted old man won her virginity.


Yes, this. Very much this
 
2012-10-25 11:40:02 AM  

hugram: blatz514: hugram: She was a virgin here... but not for this stunt.
[nothingspecialspot.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x300]

And now.

I did see some of those pics when I was searching, but I wanted to capture her 'Wonder Years' look

The Brazilian whore and Danica do look like they could be related (from a look point of view).

/ Danica is much better looking.


It was a rewarding GIS, that's for sure.
 
2012-10-25 11:41:26 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.


I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

i236.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 11:43:57 AM  

topcon: There's no way to medically prove virginity. This key fact makes anyone who goes for this shiat a farking moron. And the girl's not that attractive to boot.


You and I know that, but many people do not.
 
2012-10-25 11:45:08 AM  

theflatline: justanotherfarkinfarker: That ass is a good 500 an hour in Vegas.

/he is from japan so, it shouldn't be hard for her.

That ass is about 30 dollars US in Colombia to stay the night.


You're not paying them to stay, you're paying them to leave.
 
2012-10-25 11:45:32 AM  

Eugoogoolizer: Imagine if you paid for this, went up in the plane and all that, pulled down the panties and its all bush city. Dissapointing


HAHAHA!

I'd take a weedwacker to it.
 
2012-10-25 11:47:02 AM  

H31N0US: For $780k I can buy a nice boat and fill it with beautiful almost-virgins for weeks.

Fools, money, etc.


Agrees
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-25 11:49:32 AM  

madgonad: ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.

Who said it was a woman?


Indeed.

nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-25 11:51:49 AM  

EZ Writer: "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer,"

But suck one cock...


But you fark one goat...
 
2012-10-25 11:55:17 AM  

madgonad: Who on earth wants to have sex with a virgin?

Maybe it is important to people that get off on being the Weeners in a thread.


"What men desire is a virgin who is a whore." ~Edward Dahlbert

And now a man finally has one.
 
2012-10-25 11:58:30 AM  

Mentat: Better than the back of a Volkswagen.


Au contraire, monsieur....

My ride during two years of high school was a 1969 VW camper with a 39hp motor. Best drive-in movie theater ride ever. Privacy curtains. Room to move around. Good times.

Beyond this, Deponent sayeth not.
 
2012-10-25 12:02:27 PM  
I'm calling serious shenanigans. There is no way a woman who looks that good AND is comfortable posting naked pics of herself online and selling her body is a virgin. No farking way. She's a used car salesman trying to pass off the 2008 model as fresh-from-the-factory.
 
2012-10-25 12:05:15 PM  

EZ Writer: "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer,"

But suck one cock...


golfclap.jpg
 
2012-10-25 12:07:02 PM  
If the Corolla was blue, I might know subby.
 
2012-10-25 12:16:45 PM  
For $780,000 I don't want a virgin, I want a girl who knows how to fark! In fact, for that much money, I want several girls who know how to fark.
 
2012-10-25 12:19:30 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: I'm calling serious shenanigans. There is no way a woman who looks that good AND is comfortable posting naked pics of herself online and selling her body is a virgin. No farking way. She's a used car salesman trying to pass off the 2008 model as fresh-from-the-factory.


Agreed. Even so, spend the first $15k getting those tired milkers up to par, then we'll talk.
 
2012-10-25 12:27:29 PM  
>>"If she doesn't give any money to charity, she's going to look bad."

Yeah. Because she looks so totally awesome right now, selling off her virginity to a stranger. I really hope she doesn't destroy this incredible reputation she currently has.
 
2012-10-25 12:35:09 PM  

theflatline: This is Brazil we are talking about, and in south american countries women are actually told by their mothers to give up the ass and the mouth before the cootch, which is why most women down there barely bat an eye when you suggest a spelunking trip into ye old anito. So I am sure two of the inputs have been well abused.


Let's see, if you could abuse her great ass for next to nothing...or her coochie for $780k...which would you choose?

I'd take her ass for $100 Alex.
 
2012-10-25 12:42:07 PM  
A better use would to 750 hookers that know how to get your rocks off.
 
2012-10-25 12:43:33 PM  
I'm not going to marry the broad after this.
 
2012-10-25 12:51:27 PM  

theflatline: This is Brazil we are talking about, and in south american countries women are actually told by their mothers to give up the ass and the mouth before the cootch, which is why most women down there barely bat an eye when you suggest a spelunking trip into ye old anito. So I am sure two of the inputs have been well abused.

Plus, in latin america you can get a hymenplasty before lunch, and no one is the wiser that someone had gone forth into the breach.

/when this guy reverse cowgirls him while flicking the bean she is just gonna claim it is insticnt.


Sir, your fine grasp of the English language and its versatility astounds me. I solute you.


/still chuckling at "flicking the bean"
 
2012-10-25 12:55:32 PM  

stuffy: A better use would to 750 hookers that know how to get your rocks off.


or just buy $170 worth of crack
 
2012-10-25 01:10:05 PM  
Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy
 
2012-10-25 01:12:45 PM  

stonicus: For $780,000 I don't want a virgin, I want a girl who knows how to fark! In fact, for that much money, I want several girls who know how to fark.


Several? You're $220k short of getting two at once
 
2012-10-25 01:20:29 PM  

EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.

I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

[i236.photobucket.com image 494x333]


binarythis.files.wordpress.com

That's not what I meant at all, man. Not at all.
 
2012-10-25 01:24:08 PM  
The guy only gets $3000.

But why pay that when you can just creep the local high school?

/Just make sure he's legal
 
2012-10-25 01:24:27 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.

I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

[i236.photobucket.com image 494x333]

[binarythis.files.wordpress.com image 338x505]

That's not what I meant at all, man. Not at all.


Well after looking at your profile, you deserved it.

And, this Brazilian woman:

cdn.jaguda.com
 
2012-10-25 01:28:20 PM  
Hmm, 780k for one night with a Brazilian virgin or a nice house, car, television, wardrobe, etc.
 
2012-10-25 01:28:41 PM  

EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.

I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

[i236.photobucket.com image 494x333]

[binarythis.files.wordpress.com image 338x505]

That's not what I meant at all, man. Not at all.

Well after looking at your profile, you deserved it.

And, this Brazilian woman:

[cdn.jaguda.com image 420x335]


I knew it would bite me in the ass one day.
 
2012-10-25 01:38:40 PM  

stuffy: A better use would to 750 hookers that know how to get your rocks off.


Like I said earlier, that's a lot of fun with a lot of hookers/porn stars.
 
2012-10-25 01:40:28 PM  
Worth it considering Brazilian virginity includes anal..................
 
2012-10-25 01:41:21 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: 2. I wish I had $780,001.


Me too. That would cover me for hookers and blow for the rest of my life. I would probably just waste the rest of it.
 
2012-10-25 01:43:18 PM  
Anyone want to start the biding on slightly used but reasonably well cared for virginity?
 
IP
2012-10-25 02:04:24 PM  

EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: EZ Writer: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm still not 100% clear on what Brazilian women look like.

I didn't count them all, but this is pretty close...

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That's not what I meant at all, man. Not at all.

Well after looking at your profile, you deserved it.

And, this Brazilian woman:

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!1!
 
2012-10-25 02:45:31 PM  
If what I've experienced with Brazilian women is a not normal, take this for what it's worth. Much shorter, wider, darker, and rounder than a VS catalog model - usually well above average weight but wears tight sweatpants. They have a mustache and are notorious line-cutters. The size/weight/complexion/mustache thing I don't care about - it's a silly observation. The line cutting thing is strange and frustrating. I promise you, if you're 20th in line for something and a Brazilian woman comes along, pretty soon you'll be 21st. Weird.
 
2012-10-25 02:59:49 PM  

Almea Tarrant: Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy


by this logic, anyone who's done it once is gay
 
2012-10-25 03:16:17 PM  

ciberido: hammer85: The best thing about Bennigan's is that once you've been there once you've bennigan.

It's also a great place for Star Wars historians to congregate.


I see what you did there...
YT blocked at work.

/My backpack's got jets.
 
2012-10-25 03:25:07 PM  
Hmm, for $780,000, I think I'd rather do 1.56 chicks at once.
 
2012-10-25 03:29:22 PM  

HiFiGuy: Hmm, for $780,000, I think I'd rather do 1.56 chicks at once.


southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-10-25 04:52:38 PM  
Why? I mean even for charity, why?
 
2012-10-25 05:32:07 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Why? I mean even for charity, why?


Giving Joe the Bird makes more sense now, doesn't it?
 
2012-10-25 06:13:27 PM  

"You heard me right. I'm bidding 780,000 dollars."

horseandman.com

 
2012-10-25 06:33:55 PM  
ewwwww
 
2012-10-25 06:42:18 PM  

tiamet4:
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Orly?


i45.tinypic.com
yarly
 
2012-10-25 06:58:31 PM  
How much for her ass virginity?
 
2012-10-26 12:52:57 AM  
When she's finished, she can pay me $5 to show her how it's done.
 
2012-10-26 02:20:10 AM  
A 20 year old virgin in Brazil... yeah.. next up for auction will be my patent for a perpetual motion machine.
 
2012-10-26 07:33:35 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Almea Tarrant: Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy

by this logic, anyone who's done it once is gay


Wait whut?

Please note I was referring to legal crimes, not something like simply exploring sexuality. However for the sake of clarity I will state that while "doing it once" does not make her a prostitute for ever and ever, she is in fact prostituting herself in that single act.

Better?
 
2012-10-26 09:38:24 AM  

Almea Tarrant: Jon iz teh kewl: Almea Tarrant: Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy

by this logic, anyone who's done it once is gay

Wait whut?

Please note I was referring to legal crimes, not something like simply exploring sexuality. However for the sake of clarity I will state that while "doing it once" does not make her a prostitute for ever and ever, she is in fact prostituting herself in that single act.

Better?


What's a little prostitution between complete strangers?
 
2012-10-26 01:12:30 PM  
Aint worth it with a condom. Seriously.
 
2012-10-26 06:06:06 PM  

Almea Tarrant: Jon iz teh kewl: Almea Tarrant: Her body her choice, but girlfriend needs to call a spade a spade.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute"

By that logic if you only kill one person you're not a murderer.
If you only sexually assault one person you're not a rapist.

/agrees that for a virgin she looks awfully comfortable in the near-nuddy

by this logic, anyone who's done it once is gay

Wait whut?

Please note I was referring to legal crimes, not something like simply exploring sexuality. However for the sake of clarity I will state that while "doing it once" does not make her a prostitute for ever and ever, she is in fact prostituting herself in that single act.

Better?


GAY
 
2012-10-27 01:46:26 PM  

Rubix^3: How much for her ass virginity?


She's Brazilian. That's been gone a long time.
 
2012-10-28 02:54:47 PM  

grokca: ChrisDe: Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.

Beat you by 14 sec.


That's what I always told my girlfriends.

//cha CHA!
 
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