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(Huffington Post)   Brazilian woman gets $780,000 for her virginity. All subby got was a cheap dinner at Bennigan's and an increased familiarity with the backseat layout of an '84 Corolla   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 138
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2012-10-25 08:59:15 AM
third time for this
 
2012-10-25 09:09:55 AM
How do you have the energy for farkin' after a dinner at Bennigan's?
 
2012-10-25 09:34:17 AM
Well, subbs, at least you made out better than your mom........
 
2012-10-25 09:39:51 AM
Better than the back of a Volkswagen.
 
2012-10-25 09:40:58 AM
She is pretty, but not $780K pretty. She claims she is not a prostitute, which technically could be true, but she did prostitute herself with this stunt.

"Ok, fine. You are not a prostitute... but you are wearing a prostitute outfit.
media.jinni.com
 
2012-10-25 09:41:19 AM
If I had a spare $780,000, I might spend it on the virginity of a Brazilian women. There's the chance I could find that woman who is one in a Brazilian, but I probably wouldn't come close to getting through even half a Brazilian of them.
 
2012-10-25 09:44:57 AM
Call me when the $780,000 donor is done, and I'll be next in line with a bottle of tequila and a couple of shot glasses.
 
2012-10-25 09:46:26 AM
A corsage and two bottles of the second-cheapest wine in the store.
 
2012-10-25 09:56:16 AM
Seriously anyone who has ever been with a virgin will tell you this is overpriced by about $780K

/ I'll take experienced any day of the week
 
2012-10-25 10:30:53 AM
You could have a lot of fun with a lot of hot hookers for $780k. Ask Charlie Sheen.
 
2012-10-25 10:38:00 AM
That's a lot of woman.

/oblig
 
2012-10-25 10:40:46 AM
The best thing about Bennigan's is that once you've been there once you've bennigan.
 
2012-10-25 10:42:06 AM
Is this going to be another butterface thread? Because, holy damn...
 
2012-10-25 10:42:31 AM
The dude is probably HIV positive.

And virgins are terrible lays.
 
2012-10-25 10:43:24 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

I'm pretty sure I would have lost it before the clothes even came off.
 
2012-10-25 10:43:49 AM
For $780k I can buy a nice boat and fill it with beautiful almost-virgins for weeks.

Fools, money, etc.
 
2012-10-25 10:44:17 AM

Hyppy: Is this going to be another butterface thread? Because, holy damn...


are you joking?
 
2012-10-25 10:44:29 AM
84 corolla? That was my first car... no way could I position myself to get any kind of freak on in that back seat.
 
2012-10-25 10:44:34 AM
I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.
 
2012-10-25 10:44:39 AM
FTA: "a man from Japan known as "Natsu" came out on top with the winning bid"

I see what they did there...
 
2012-10-25 10:45:10 AM
Who on earth wants to have sex with a virgin?

Maybe it is important to people that get off on being the Weeners in a thread.
 
2012-10-25 10:45:19 AM
Hmm... the article is not worthless...
 
2012-10-25 10:45:38 AM
Buy American: the front bench seats on late 70's Broncos folded all the way flat
 
2012-10-25 10:46:13 AM

ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.


Who said it was a woman?
 
2012-10-25 10:46:36 AM
1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.
 
2012-10-25 10:47:12 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: third time for this


You haven't seen me pissed yet.
 
2012-10-25 10:47:27 AM

ManRay: I am more interested in the winning bidder on the guy. I want to know what kind of woman puts up $3k for a male virgin.


If 80s movies taught me anything, it's generally a hot woman like Kelly LeBrock that can't wait to deflower a nerdy virgin guy.

I'm sure that's the case here.
 
2012-10-25 10:47:40 AM
WHORE
 
2012-10-25 10:47:55 AM
Natsu beat out five other bidders after a feverish final day

Bukkake?
 
2012-10-25 10:48:28 AM
Being able to say 'I was the first one to tap that' is not worth a hill of beans.
I'll take an experienced young lady over a virgin any day.

/and I think the winning bidder should demand a virinity exam on the chick before handing over the cash.
 
2012-10-25 10:48:33 AM
There's no way to medically prove virginity. This key fact makes anyone who goes for this shiat a farking moron. And the girl's not that attractive to boot.
 
2012-10-25 10:48:40 AM
If you divide $780K by a Brazillion, that's not a lot of money.
 
2012-10-25 10:48:54 AM
Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.
 
2012-10-25 10:49:38 AM
She sort of looks like a female Quagmire...

www.a-gc.com

/Giggity?
 
2012-10-25 10:49:39 AM
This is Brazil we are talking about, and in south american countries women are actually told by their mothers to give up the ass and the mouth before the cootch, which is why most women down there barely bat an eye when you suggest a spelunking trip into ye old anito. So I am sure two of the inputs have been well abused.

Plus, in latin america you can get a hymenplasty before lunch, and no one is the wiser that someone had gone forth into the breach.

/when this guy reverse cowgirls him while flicking the bean she is just gonna claim it is insticnt.
 
2012-10-25 10:51:04 AM
Virginity represents innocence, hope and beauty.

Selling it destroys all of that.

There's very little difference between different girls in bed.

But if you want to look like you're still in junior high school, keep bragging about your accomplishments.

Seriously, that's lame. I thought we all outgrew such things.

Then again, the internet is sort of a mental asylum...
 
2012-10-25 10:51:12 AM

Elzar: Seriously anyone who has ever been with a virgin will tell you this is overpriced by about $780K

/ I'll take experienced any day of the week


This. The virgins, they know nothing. I've inadvertently had two, and while the learning curve is a fun ride, it is steep and you have to do all the pushing.

At first, I mean.

/it gets better.
//Brazilian chick is a prostitute with an unbroken seal...big deal.
 
2012-10-25 10:52:03 AM

ChrisDe: Brazilian women, $780,000? That's less than $1 per woman.


Beat you by 14 sec.
 
2012-10-25 10:52:04 AM

Hyppy: Is this going to be another butterface thread? Because, holy damn...


It can be...
 
2012-10-25 10:52:25 AM
hopefully she don't get raped out of the $780,000 *fap fap fap*
 
2012-10-25 10:52:42 AM

traylor: WHORE


Why are you shouting? Did your mama get fired from Target on your 10th birthday?
 
2012-10-25 10:52:54 AM
Sharp knees thread!
 
2012-10-25 10:53:52 AM

sasbazooka: 84 corolla? That was my first car... no way could I position myself to get any kind of freak on in that back seat.


I had one of those, too. And if you're limber enough (or rather, she is) it is possible.
 
/ or so I've been told
 
2012-10-25 10:54:33 AM

Brick-House: 1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.


1980 Cutlass in a cemetery! Holy Fark-knuckles! Are we Eskimo siblings or something?
 
2012-10-25 10:57:15 AM
Billy Connolly on virgins:

Give me two fire-breathing whores any day of the week NSFW language
 
2012-10-25 10:57:34 AM

EZ Writer: Brick-House: 1972 Olds Cutlass in a cemetary. Good Memories, but the money would have been nice.

1980 Cutlass in a cemetery! Holy Fark-knuckles! Are we Eskimo siblings or something?


1980 Cutlass on Lake Ponchatrain in New Orleans. She raped me.
 
2012-10-25 10:58:28 AM
Almost $800,000? Tim sharky is laughing his ass off right now.
 
2012-10-25 10:59:08 AM
While she DOES have an exquisite body ... If I'm going to sleep with a hot prostitute then I'd rather do a few slightly-used ones while on a drug/alcohol bender.
 
2012-10-25 10:59:30 AM
Is it just me or does that face look like that of the daughter of the famous crotch-grabber...I'm trying not to use the J word here....

/Maybe not $780K worth of virginity
//But I would NOT kick her out of bed
///for eating crackers.
 
2012-10-25 10:59:30 AM
You realize that a Brazilian women getting $780,000 doesn't come out to much per woman.
 
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