Lanadapter: I have a very sexy learning disablity. What do I call it kif?

eghhhh, Sexlexia

Zero-G problem: solved

I have a very sexy learning disablity. What do I call it kif?

From the comments...funny

There's a song by Diana Gallagher on this very topic - and the moment I read the opening paragraph, it popped into my head. It's called "A Reconsideration of Anatomical Docking Maneuvers in a Zero-Gravity Environment" and it begins:
"Making love in a zero-g environment
May not produce the satisfaction we project
The proposed erotic possibilities
Deny Newton's laws of motion
And how they will affect our
Romantic inclinations
In space stations..."

I especially like the 1950s view on this:

"In our expedition to Mars, let our healthy young males take along some healthy young females to serve as their sexual partners. (Of course it would also help if they could operate a radio transmitter and take dictation.) These women would accompany them quite openly for this purpose."

PROSTITUTES IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEE!! (also they need to operate that radio thing and take dictation!)