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(Chicago Trib)   Carlton Fisk arrested for DUI in a cornfield in Illinois. Police charge him with alcohol violation, reckless driving, the worst ever re-creation of the ending of "Field of Dreams"   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 12
    More: Dumbass, Carlton Fisk, Illinois, White Sox, Baseball Hall of Fame  
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538 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Oct 2012 at 10:22 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-25 10:30:28 AM
I think we've finally found the Catcher in the Rye.
 
2012-10-25 10:39:00 AM

JosephFinn: I think we've finally found the Catcher in the Rye.


That is nice.
 
2012-10-25 11:01:51 AM
Thread over in one
 
2012-10-25 11:03:14 AM
My submission from the other day:


2012-10-23
Carlton Fisk gets drunk, tries to get a game going with Shoeless Joe and Moonlight Graham
 
2012-10-25 11:07:36 AM
An open 1.75-liter bottle of liquor also was in the car, Pawlisz said.

Go hard or go home. Attaboy, Pudge.
 
2012-10-25 11:08:54 AM

JosephFinn: I think we've finally found the Catcher in the Rye.


Excellent!

"He swings...long drive, left field...if he stops, he's gone...DUI!"
 
2012-10-25 11:10:33 AM
Dealing with the police will be nothing compared to when Uncle Phil gets a hold of him.

Where was his cousin Will during all of this anyways?

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/Did I miss any?
 
2012-10-25 11:15:51 AM
he looks like one of those paintings where the eyeballs move

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2012-10-25 12:40:00 PM
To be fair, drinking and driving is probably the only thing that can bring you any excitement in New Lenox.
 
2012-10-25 02:11:27 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: he looks like one of those paintings where the eyeballs move

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I watched this image for about thirty seconds to see if the eyes moved...
 
2012-10-25 02:28:31 PM

SlagginOff: To be fair, drinking and driving is probably the only thing that can bring you any excitement in New Lenox.


In New Lenox, that's not exciting. That's the school bus.
 
2012-10-25 04:38:03 PM
After declining the breathalyzer, it was reported he told the officer to run it out or he'd kick his ass.
 
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