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(Patch)   Urology center is seeking participants for a study on whether Valium can be effectively taken vaginally. No word on whether they're also looking for Valium inserters   (troy.patch.com) divider line 30
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2012-10-25 06:59:28 AM
Assuming for a minute it can, have they proposed a reason why it should?
 
2012-10-25 06:59:40 AM
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Oh you know it can, baby
 
2012-10-25 07:02:20 AM
Won't this make my tongue too relaxed to do the hokey-pokey correctly?
 
2012-10-25 07:08:22 AM

MurphyMurphy: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
Oh you know it can, baby


+1
would lol again
 
2012-10-25 07:16:52 AM
SHOCKING!
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 07:16:59 AM
we need this. too many vaginas have antisocial disorders that can be helped and managed with this viable tool. soon, all vaginas will be able to return to viable and functioning parts of society.
 
2012-10-25 07:19:00 AM
There was a time when prisoners in America could volunteer to participate in product testing. Thanks to the helpful folks of the ACLU this practice was banned. Millions of tortured bunnies, mice, rats, monkeys and other kritters dying in research laboratories would like a word with you, ACLU.
 
2012-10-25 07:27:04 AM
I've had a vagina or two that was uncomfortably tight.

Did you know the plural of vagina is vaginae?
 
2012-10-25 07:27:21 AM
any word if i can coat my heroin suppositories with it?
 
2012-10-25 07:32:12 AM

KrispyKritter: There was a time when prisoners in America could volunteer to participate in product testing. Thanks to the helpful folks of the ACLU this practice was banned. Millions of tortured bunnies, mice, rats, monkeys and other kritters dying in research laboratories would like a word with you, ACLU.


would like to point our however, at least it will only be female ones. that is at least a small step forward in animal testing.
 
2012-10-25 07:43:29 AM
Valium is one of the few drugs that can be administered through an endo tracheal tube during a code. The others are: Narcan, Atropine, Epinephrine, and Lidocaine. The more you know!
 
2012-10-25 07:55:58 AM
Will they need taste testers?
 
2012-10-25 07:57:49 AM
Works for cocaine.
 
2012-10-25 08:06:54 AM
The new product is to be called Vagium? Vulvaset? Clamax?
 
2012-10-25 08:10:31 AM
This is a great idea.

That is all I have to say.
 
2012-10-25 08:11:17 AM
That's weird, I would have thought there would be LESS anxiety the following month with taking it orally rather than vaginally.
 
2012-10-25 08:24:48 AM
They do have anal valium gel for those who cannot/will not take it orally.
 
2012-10-25 08:43:05 AM

fusillade762: I've had a vagina or two that was uncomfortably tight.


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2012-10-25 08:57:18 AM

Bender The Offender: Valium is one of the few drugs that can be administered through an endo tracheal tube during a code. The others are: Narcan, Atropine, Epinephrine, and Lidocaine. The more you know!


See, this is why I read Fark. I have to admit, I can see the use of everything here except Lidocaine. I'm having trouble seeing why it would be administered this way. But I'm sure there are good reasons.

/not a health care professional
 
2012-10-25 09:03:29 AM

slizzurred: anal valium gel


Hey, how did you know the name of my next album? It's supposed to be under wraps.
 
2012-10-25 09:03:39 AM
I wonder when the study is going to begin to determine whether these jackasses no that Valium is highly addictive? Why the hell would you want an addictive substance to be absorbed faster? I am actually having a violent reaction to this article. I wish I could snatch up one of my addiction addled relatives and beat these researchers with my relative. whap. whap-whap-whap.
 
2012-10-25 09:13:34 AM

geek_mars: Assuming for a minute it can, have they proposed a reason why it should?


Same reason as butt-chugging: faster route to the bloodstream. 

/or maybe for the lulz
 
2012-10-25 09:16:20 AM
It may be hard to balance the pill on the tip before application....
 
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2012-10-25 10:10:36 AM
It may be hard to balance the pill on the tip before application....

You start with an injection into the prostate.
 
2012-10-25 10:28:42 AM

Somacandra: Bender The Offender: Valium is one of the few drugs that can be administered through an endo tracheal tube during a code. The others are: Narcan, Atropine, Epinephrine, and Lidocaine. The more you know!

See, this is why I read Fark. I have to admit, I can see the use of everything here except Lidocaine. I'm having trouble seeing why it would be administered this way. But I'm sure there are good reasons.

/not a health care professional


Useful for ventricular tachyarrythmias. Don't think it's used much, but the last code I ran was in 2003. Somtimes used i.v. in the hospital, although seems rare.

Fark seems to be crawling with EMTs, they could tell you how they use it in the field.

http://reference.medscape.com/drug/li docaine-cv-lidopen-342302
 
2012-10-25 10:29:42 AM

Lunaville: I wonder when the study is going to begin to determine whether these jackasses no that Valium is highly addictive? Why the hell would you want an addictive substance to be absorbed faster? I am actually having a violent reaction to this article. I wish I could snatch up one of my addiction addled relatives and beat these researchers with my relative. whap. whap-whap-whap.


who cares if it's addictive
it's LEGAL
like caffeine
 
2012-10-25 10:30:48 AM
Doctor had my wife try this to help with Endometreosis pain.and muscle spasms because of it years ago.

Didn't work, but we got some really weird looks from the folks at the pharmacy when they typed up the label with the dosing instructions.
 
2012-10-25 12:11:15 PM
So, now we have to worry about nervous and angry Vaginas?
 
2012-10-25 02:13:20 PM
They've been doing this for years. They make Valium suppositories for both men and women.

/knows a few things about valium.
 
2012-10-25 08:52:39 PM

Clemkadidlefark: So, now we have to worry about nervous and angry Vaginas?


Ever since Code Pink started, yes.
 
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