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2012-10-25 12:51:20 AM
Taylor Swift was on Letterman the other night. During her musical number, she was all over the camera with her goo-goo eyes and her outrageously red mouth.
 
2012-10-25 02:46:58 AM
I like how she sings and the Letterman interview was good, imho. i did not watch her on that show, however. i mean, did not watch her perform the musical number.
only the interview.
 
2012-10-25 11:08:40 AM

alienated: I like how she sings and the Letterman interview was good, imho. i did not watch her on that show, however. i mean, did not watch her perform the musical number.
only the interview.


Never really saw much of her before, but that interview was good.

That girl is really pale.
 
2012-10-25 11:10:23 AM
I'll be sure to put that between "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" and "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" on the list of things I don't particularly care to see anyways.
 
2012-10-25 11:10:32 AM
And things seem to be going as she hoped. MTV reports that Swift has been stunned by the success of her latest album, Red.

Ok, I get it now. About two weeks ago I ordered pizza from Papa John's and the actual pizza boxes had a giant picture of Taylor Swift with the word "Red" printed on it, but had no clue what the fark it was advertising or about.

I'm not really sure why I shared that, now that I think about it.
 
2012-10-25 11:10:51 AM
Is she still doing the ole "aww shucks I can't believe how famous i am" schtick?
 
2012-10-25 11:12:04 AM
good for her, at least she didn't go out of the way to say how the other people were sexing it up. Because honestly....sexing it up is great and should be done more by those who want to do it....and aren't attention whores yet.

/more sexing it up please Isla Fisher. Please.
 
2012-10-25 11:12:16 AM

Killer Cars: And things seem to be going as she hoped. MTV reports that Swift has been stunned by the success of her latest album, Red.

Ok, I get it now. About two weeks ago I ordered pizza from Papa John's and the actual pizza boxes had a giant picture of Taylor Swift with the word "Red" printed on it, but had no clue what the fark it was advertising or about.

I'm not really sure why I shared that, now that I think about it.


Clearly this is a thinly-veiled political campaign by Schnatter.
 
2012-10-25 11:12:25 AM

SkylineRecords: I'll be sure to put that between "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" and "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" on the list of things I don't particularly care to see anyways.


You're a chick, right?
 
2012-10-25 11:16:11 AM

SkylineRecords: I'll be sure to put that between "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" and "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" on the list of things I don't particularly care to see anyways.


cdn.hark.com
 
2012-10-25 11:17:50 AM
She looks cute enough. Not really "Hot" though. I mean, she is ALWAYS wearing 8 lbs of makeup. She is like a 15 year old trying too hard to look adult.

/not hating, she makes more money in a year then i'll make in a lifetime
 
2012-10-25 11:18:55 AM
She is growing on me. I think her music needs to mature a bit but she seems pretty grounded. I don't think the "aw, shucks" thing is an act it's kind of like watching Nate Keading kick field goals he always looks like he is shocked to be in the NFL.
 
2012-10-25 11:21:46 AM
Talk about getting nude without getting nude/create buzz on internet/Profit.
 
2012-10-25 11:24:53 AM

titwrench: She is growing on me. I think her music needs to mature a bit but she seems pretty grounded. I don't think the "aw, shucks" thing is an act it's kind of like watching Nate Keading kick field goals he always looks like he is shocked to be in the NFL.


He might not have that look much longer. Bolts are cutting him loose

/threadjack over
 
2012-10-25 11:33:38 AM
How can her album be doing well? I've been lead to believe that no one was buying albums anymore, just pirating them. Could people still be buying music and the RIAA is just full of shiat?
 
2012-10-25 11:34:14 AM
FTA: Taylor Swift doesn't think she looks good enough to take her clothes off, wants fans to focus on songs.

You've got that backwards. You want to get naked to distract people from your songs. Just put a clit pic in every album booklet and i promise you'll sell more records.
 
2012-10-25 11:36:06 AM

SpectroBoy: SkylineRecords: I'll be sure to put that between "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" and "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" on the list of things I don't particularly care to see anyways.

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I'm not, actually. I just think seeing her nude would be unremarkable. I'd saw my foot off like Cary Elwes in "Saw" to bang Kate Upton, however.
 
2012-10-25 11:38:59 AM
My 11 year old loves Taylor Swift, so I've been exposed to a lot of her music by proxy. I can't say that I hate it. Sure, her songs are simple and really don't vary too much in theme or content - but they are catchy. There is definitely far worse out there...

As far as not getting naked goes... probably a good call. She's definitely cute, but I wouldn't put her in the "hot" category. Then again, if she ever did, I'd surely be Googling it like all the rest.
 
2012-10-25 11:44:22 AM

SkylineRecords: SpectroBoy: SkylineRecords: I'll be sure to put that between "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" and "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" on the list of things I don't particularly care to see anyways.

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I'm not, actually. I just think seeing her nude would be unremarkable. I'd saw my foot off like Cary Elwes in "Saw" to bang Kate Upton, however.


So you think seeing "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" or "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" would be "unremarkable" then?
 
2012-10-25 11:46:49 AM
Probably more of a business decision than anything else. Getting nekkid would torpedo her career as a role model for tween girls. "Country" (allegedly) music fans are also as a rule more conservative and wouldn't be down with it.

She's been around long enough to know how the land lays. That "aw shucks I'm just a shy little country gal, y'all" routine is by now, most certainly a put-on. Maybe not in the beginning, but after a few years jetting around the world with a throng of adoring fans everywhere she goes, banging a herd of male celebs, and having more money than God, it has to be an act by now. The rubes eat it up, so ya go with what works...

Working at "country" radio, I've heard enough of her stuff to guess that she has a limited shelf life. I can't see her killing off her schtick and becoming the next Allison Krauss or something. There's not much depth to what she does, and there's only so long you can keep playing to 13 year old girls. The clock is ticking. The good news is she'll be set for life when her 15 minutes are up.
 
2012-10-25 11:50:31 AM
Taylor Swift is to us Caucasians what John Stewart is to Jewish people.

We must protect her her at all costs.
 
2012-10-25 11:55:24 AM
good for her, hope she keeps to it.

/seriously, you want boobs? there are plenty of porn sites out there.
 
2012-10-25 11:55:27 AM
www.dose.ca 

img4.catalog.photos.msn.com
 
2012-10-25 11:57:06 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: SkylineRecords: SpectroBoy: SkylineRecords: I'll be sure to put that between "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" and "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" on the list of things I don't particularly care to see anyways.

[cdn.hark.com image 850x478]

I'm not, actually. I just think seeing her nude would be unremarkable. I'd saw my foot off like Cary Elwes in "Saw" to bang Kate Upton, however.

So you think seeing "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" or "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" would be "unremarkable" then?


I've seen some things, man.
 
2012-10-25 12:00:16 PM
"Also, most people are only going to focus on one or two things about you - I want that to be that I write my own songs, not that I have great abs," she says.

Everybody knows you write your own songs, but that isn't as impressive for someone in her early twenties as it was when you were sixteen. It's time to start writing about things that resonate with adults; otherwise people are going to start noticing that even if they're songs you wrote, they're still as empty as those written by committees, and show that you're just as cynical.

Also, you have been very famous for six years now. Stop pretending it's a surprise.
 
2012-10-25 12:08:31 PM
Taylor Swift says she'd rather be known for her songwriting than her hotness

Well, that's good, because she's not hot.

Sorry, but if you really need to squint that much, get some LASIK, or some glasses...and not just frames like you put on to be a "geek" in your videos. Otherwise, all you have to do is look at LeAnn Rimes now, 'cuz that's where you're gonna be in 5 years, honey.
 
2012-10-25 12:10:04 PM

LewDux: [www.dose.ca image 542x400] 

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I've got the strangest boner...
 
2012-10-25 12:10:18 PM
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Sgygus: Taylor Swift was on Letterman the other night. During her musical number, she was all over the camera with her goo-goo eyes and her outrageously red mouth.


Everyone in the band (especially the back-up singers) was mugging to the camera except for her emo, rooster-headed guitarist.
 
2012-10-25 12:19:13 PM
"I don't really take my clothes off because I don't think I can pull it off,"


Please. Let us decide that.
 
2012-10-25 12:25:37 PM

Robert1966: Everybody knows you write your own songs, but that isn't as impressive for someone in her early twenties as it was when you were sixteen. It's time to start writing about things that resonate with adults; otherwise people are going to start noticing that even if they're songs you wrote, they're still as empty as those written by committees, and show that you're just as cynical.

Also, you have been very famous for six years now. Stop pretending it's a surprise.


Her operating procedure is that A) she's got no idea when the ride might suddenly come to a screeching halt, so enjoy it while she can, B) she doesn't want it to get to the point where she's blase about the whole thing (apparently, she as a matter of habit always goes into an award show assuming she'll lose, because that way it's more fun if she wins and less of a letdown if she does lose), and C) if it ever gets to the point where it's not fun anymore, that's her signal to GTFO because she knows she's already got enough money to have kids and put them through college (see also, The Lucky One).

So no, it's not really a surprise to her, but it's more fun for her if she gets herself into the mindset where it is.
 
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2012-10-25 12:27:16 PM

LewDux: [www.dose.ca image 542x400] 

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heh.
 
2012-10-25 12:29:02 PM
i1336.photobucket.com 

RIP
 
2012-10-25 12:47:00 PM
 
2012-10-25 12:48:22 PM
My neighbor's kid (7 yrs) was talking abotu how he was goign to marry Taylor Swift.
I said, you can't marry her. She's a bunny boiler.
SO he goes and asks his mother what a bunny boiler is
...
Needless to say, She had a talk with me about what is appropriate to say to kids.

Hell, when is too early to let them know wimmins is nutz?
 
2012-10-25 12:52:16 PM
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2012-10-25 12:53:50 PM

Jim from Saint Paul:
So you think seeing "Honey Boo Boo's mom's Playboy spread" or "Bus full of children stricken with leukemia being gunned down by the Japanese mafia" would be "unremarkable" then?


Let's see............
Cellulite Tsunami?
or
Yakuza blasting myeloblastic Juvies?
 
2012-10-25 01:11:49 PM
GILF
Gelfing I'd Like to Fark.
 
2012-10-25 01:13:27 PM

IlGreven: Sorry, but if you really need to squint that much, get some LASIK, or some glasses...and not just frames like you put on to be a "geek" in your videos. Otherwise, all you have to do is look at LeAnn Rimes now, 'cuz that's where you're gonna be in 5 years, honey.


She does have them. And needs them. Just not on camera. She's kind of pulling a Reverse Tina Fey.
 
2012-10-25 01:14:46 PM
Read the headline, didn't bother with the story.

/Why must she hurt us so?
 
2012-10-25 01:16:47 PM
Stalkers don't take their clothes off. They peep through Windows and watch other people take off theirs.
 
2012-10-25 01:18:43 PM

Indypendy: Stalkers don't take their clothes off. They peep through Windows and watch other people take off theirs.


Fark autocorrect for capitalizing 'windows'.
 
2012-10-25 01:22:23 PM
i86.photobucket.com

No offense. She's very cute, but needs to eat a sammich more often than not.
 
2012-10-25 01:23:37 PM
(Starts chant)

*Who want's the sex tape?!*

*We want the sex tape!*

I give it five years, tops. If not, Playboy type spread by 30 years old.
 
2012-10-25 01:34:04 PM
Didn't she already have leaked nekkid pictures?
 
2012-10-25 01:41:05 PM

M0nkeyp0x: Didn't she already have leaked nekkid pictures?


That was a Photoshop. A bad one. Taylor's response was total silence in public and lawyer zerg rush in private.
 
2012-10-25 01:47:39 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: She looks cute enough. Not really "Hot" though. I mean, she is ALWAYS wearing 8 lbs of makeup. She is like a 15 year old trying too hard to look adult.


She looks good in a swimsuit, too. But yeah, the makeup.

She's cute and seems like a nice person but not sexy.
 
2012-10-25 02:03:42 PM

Great Janitor: How can her album be doing well? I've been lead to believe that no one was buying albums anymore, just pirating them. Could people still be buying music and the RIAA is just full of shiat?


Country music is still full of very traditional fans who buy albums, either physically or digitally. Nashville loves its fan base, because they eat up every spoonful of pap served to them.
 
2012-10-25 02:24:51 PM
When is this biatch going to pose nude?

....

Oh, right. Nevermind.
 
2012-10-25 02:40:01 PM
FTA: Taylor Swift won't be getting naked

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 03:14:49 PM

verbaltoxin: Great Janitor: How can her album be doing well? I've been lead to believe that no one was buying albums anymore, just pirating them. Could people still be buying music and the RIAA is just full of shiat?

Country music is still full of very traditional fans who buy albums, either physically or digitally. Nashville loves its fan base, because they eat up every spoonful of pap served to them.


Oh, no, no. People aren't buying 'albums'. They're buying TAYLOR albums and telling the rest of the industry to go suck it. People like her enough to go into a store and specifically buy the album. And buy it again on iTunes. (Nashville's increasingly trying to wash their hands of her; her country-station airplay's taking a bit of a nosedive.) It's the music equivalent of going into Gamestop and saying 'No, no, I want the new copy; I know it's a couple bucks more but I want the money to go to the developers.'
 
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