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(The News Journal)   Cops say Kentucky man found lying in at busy intersection grass with his penis exposed showed no signs of drug or alcohol use, mental illness, or being mentally challenged   (thenewsjournal.net) divider line 54
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2012-10-25 12:16:39 AM  
Meanwhile, Kentucky woman, she get to know you, she gon' to own you.
 
2012-10-25 12:21:06 AM  
You know, I haven't seen Drew post on Facebook or Twitter......
 
2012-10-25 12:27:14 AM  
showed no signs of drug or alcohol use, mental illness, or being mentally challenged

Is this by Kentucky standards or normal standards?
 
2012-10-25 12:29:44 AM  

cretinbob: You know, I haven't seen Drew post on Facebook or Twitter......


We should have a thread to raise money so he can post bail.
 
2012-10-25 12:32:15 AM  

SilentStrider: cretinbob: You know, I haven't seen Drew post on Facebook or Twitter......

We should have a thread to raise money so he can post bail.


Nah, we should do one so he can get a cool sports car, maybe a Trans-Am or a biatchin Camaro
 
2012-10-25 12:35:38 AM  

Mentat: showed no signs of drug or alcohol use, mental illness, or being mentally challenged

Is this by Kentucky standards or normal standards?


Exactly my first thought
 
2012-10-25 12:58:51 AM  
You mean besides the fact that he lives in Corbin.


Could be worse, could be Barvul
 
2012-10-25 01:27:44 AM  

SilentStrider: cretinbob: You know, I haven't seen Drew post on Facebook or Twitter......

We should have a thread to raise money so he can post bail.


Then we could have another thread to raise money for making a film about the incident.
 
2012-10-25 01:33:53 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: SilentStrider: cretinbob: You know, I haven't seen Drew post on Facebook or Twitter......

We should have a thread to raise money so he can post bail.

Then we could have another thread to raise money for making a film about the incident.


I can haz SpareChange tab?
 
2012-10-25 01:40:45 AM  
And how could you tell any of those from the average resident of Kentucky?
 
2012-10-25 01:42:46 AM  
Poor dude was just trying to get some vitamin D.
 
2012-10-25 01:51:53 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: SilentStrider: cretinbob: You know, I haven't seen Drew post on Facebook or Twitter......

We should have a thread to raise money so he can post bail.

Then we could have another thread to raise money for making a film about the incident.


I've got a friend whose band will record an album about the making of the film about the incident, if we can raise some money for them.
 
2012-10-25 01:54:21 AM  
Cops say Kentucky man found lying in at busy intersection grass with his penis exposed showed no signs of drug or alcohol use, mental illness, or being mentally challenged

Isn't this a contradiction?
 
2012-10-25 02:32:53 AM  
Was he playing elephant?
 
2012-10-25 02:44:02 AM  

libranoelrose: Was he playing elephant?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-25 04:21:53 AM  
He was just trying to estimate the time.
 
2012-10-25 04:29:06 AM  
Perhaps he is a performance artist practicing for an upcoming one man show.

Maybe he was hoping to attract a woman whose into penis cleavage who will buy him drinks all night, pay him compliments and maybe treat him a bite to eat.

Unemployed man willing to star in cutting edge reality show?

Surely I'm not the only one who saw 'Midnight Cowboy'.
 
2012-10-25 04:29:30 AM  

libranoelrose: Was he playing elephant?


Nah, trolling.
 
2012-10-25 04:46:03 AM  
So just a good old fashioned perv? Ok, then.
 
2012-10-25 04:49:27 AM  
So in other words, Wednesday.
 
2012-10-25 05:17:28 AM  
That sentence ....sucks.
 
2012-10-25 05:24:04 AM  
You gotta wave something to get attention.
 
2012-10-25 05:38:11 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Fark Me To Tears: SilentStrider: cretinbob: You know, I haven't seen Drew post on Facebook or Twitter......

We should have a thread to raise money so he can post bail.

Then we could have another thread to raise money for making a film about the incident.

I've got a friend whose band will record an album about the making of the film about the incident, if we can raise some money for them.


In order for that to happen they're going to need some new instruments, we should start a thread to raise some money for third world guitar builders.
 
2012-10-25 05:45:27 AM  
Frickin prudes. It's getting where a guy can't even try to tan anymore.
 
2012-10-25 05:47:11 AM  
So he is a perfectly normal human being.
Absolutely nothing wrong with his brain chemistry ...

Psychiatrists do have a pill for that too.
 
2012-10-25 06:17:44 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-25 06:18:37 AM  
This far into the thread and not one comment on his name. Ricky Lovins. Maybe his name is Richard, or Dick if you prefer. You see, then you get the name Dick* Lovins, which is hee-larious.

*Article Fun Fact©: Dick is a slang term for a penis, the body part that this guy was exposing.
 
2012-10-25 06:34:02 AM  
This is why we can't figure out when the zombie collapse comes.

Also...biatching camero...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w
 
2012-10-25 07:22:48 AM  
I used to play bass for Lying in at Busy Intersection Grass.
 
2012-10-25 07:46:20 AM  
Kentucky man found lying in at busy intersection grass

WUT?
 
2012-10-25 07:47:04 AM  

GAT_00: And how could you tell any of those from the average resident of Kentucky?


I live in Kentucky - and, sadly, I'm forced to agree with you.
 
2012-10-25 07:55:09 AM  
What's his fark handle?
 
2012-10-25 08:09:39 AM  
Suddenly I wonder how Henry Earl is doing.
 
2012-10-25 08:15:18 AM  
He's just tuckered out. He decided to take advantage of that new bridge and swam across the river in the shade.
 
2012-10-25 08:24:30 AM  

Buffet: GAT_00: And how could you tell any of those from the average resident of Kentucky?

I live in Kentucky - and, sadly, I'm forced to agree with you.


Hey, now. Kentucky does have its redeeming citizens. Ronald Jenkees, in example.
 
2012-10-25 08:45:49 AM  
Sometimes, you just need to rock out with your cock out.
 
2012-10-25 09:00:34 AM  
Your headline made my brain hurt.
 
2012-10-25 09:12:34 AM  
Was he pointing out the way to the 312 boat ramp?
 
2012-10-25 09:24:38 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Cops say Kentucky man found lying in at busy intersection grass with his penis exposed showed no signs of drug or alcohol use, mental illness, or being mentally challenged

Isn't this a contradiction?


Only outside of Lexington or Louisville. As the reported event occurred in London, the statements are contradictory.
 
2012-10-25 09:35:15 AM  

AnubisMan: FirstNationalBastard: Fark Me To Tears: SilentStrider: cretinbob: You know, I haven't seen Drew post on Facebook or Twitter......

We should have a thread to raise money so he can post bail.

Then we could have another thread to raise money for making a film about the incident.

I've got a friend whose band will record an album about the making of the film about the incident, if we can raise some money for them.

In order for that to happen they're going to need some new instruments, we should start a thread to raise some money for third world guitar builders.


But first they'll need Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
 
2012-10-25 09:36:55 AM  
I am behind a filter and I can't read the story so I have to ask. What is does "lying in at intersection grass" mean?
 
2012-10-25 09:48:22 AM  
We really need to find Drew a hobby.
 
2012-10-25 09:52:03 AM  

vogonity: I am behind a filter and I can't read the story so I have to ask. What is does "lying in at intersection grass" mean?


Intersections in Kentucky are made of grass, as are bowling alleys. Ain't you never heared of Bowling Green?
 
2012-10-25 09:56:17 AM  
Still no cure for being Kentuckian

/Hoosier
 
2012-10-25 11:07:22 AM  
I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
In a big field of tall grass...
 
2012-10-25 11:10:36 AM  

3rotor: So he is a perfectly normal human being.
Absolutely nothing wrong with his brain chemistry ...

Psychiatrists do have a pill for that too.


we give u pill then u pretend it work by not getting naked
then u WRIP pill in half and stick it up ANUS!! 

welcome to sandman bushboy
who whow how hoahahahahah
 
2012-10-25 11:18:13 AM  
London Police say they still don't know why 52-year-old Ricky Lovins of Corbin was lying in the grass near the intersection of U.S. 25 and the Hal Rogers Pkwy. with his penis exposed.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it was in order to masturbate.
 
2012-10-25 11:27:47 AM  
Ok, so what's left then???


Hmmmmmmm.......... I'll go with 'What are politicians otherwise known for?' for $500 Alex.
 
2012-10-25 12:17:58 PM  
He escaped from ....

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-25 02:04:44 PM  
So just regular Kentucky stuff?

/call me when something interesting occurs
 
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