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(Telegraph)   Execution Texas style: lay on a cot while being injected with drugs. Execution North Korea style: stand on the X while we launch a mortar at you   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 25
    More: Strange, North Koreans, North Korean army, firing squads, mourning, Kim Jong Il, head of state  
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2012-10-25 02:40:02 AM
11 votes:
A picture of a double execution?
resources3.news.com.au
//hey sexy lady
2012-10-25 12:53:15 AM
5 votes:
Those that have fallen from favour include Ri Yong-ho, the head of the army and Ri Kwang-gon, the governor of the North Korean central bank.

What'd he do, misplace their dollar?
2012-10-25 02:37:27 AM
3 votes:
i.ytimg.com
INCOMING!!!!!
2012-10-25 02:30:36 AM
3 votes:
"A North Korean army minister was executed with a mortar round for reportedly drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death."

Do you know how I know they're not Irish?
2012-10-25 02:27:36 AM
3 votes:
technabob.com
2012-10-25 02:18:29 AM
3 votes:
Do I get a complimentary little umbrella?

t1.gstatic.com

Or how about

t1.gstatic.com
2012-10-25 03:21:48 AM
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-25 03:05:13 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-25 03:00:31 AM
2 votes:

Brick-House: perhaps they could make a game show of it. Give a guy a 1000 yard run over open terain...


www.damnthatsracist.com
2012-10-25 09:21:48 PM
1 votes:
according to South Korean media,

- Making shiat up since 1948 (and everyone believing it)
2012-10-25 12:46:40 PM
1 votes:
North Korea -- beautiful and compelling, just like a dumpster fire.
2012-10-25 09:36:44 AM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: I'd actually prefer the mortar, it's a hell of alot more macho


I guess that would make you a "Mortar Farker".
2012-10-25 09:20:55 AM
1 votes:
Execution Texas styletypical Saturday Night: lay on a cot while being injected with drugs. Execution North Korea style: stand on the X while we launch a mortar at you
2012-10-25 09:15:13 AM
1 votes:
If I'm ever executed, I would like to be launched out of a cannon and be intercepted by a Scud missile.
2012-10-25 08:15:22 AM
1 votes:
I'd yell, OK God! Let me have it!

i406.photobucket.com
2012-10-25 06:25:39 AM
1 votes:

Mock26: If I am ever executed I want the executioner to be gorgeous. I do not care if it is a woman or man, they just have to be gorgeous. For some reason being killed by an ugly person would just be kind of sad.


How about death by lion?

i112.photobucket.com
2012-10-25 05:59:53 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: AndyChrist_AUS: Taliban did it - google liveleak.com Taliban uses RPG to execute one man, not linking as its too graphic and if you want to see it you need to google-fu

NSF-anything

Ugh, I saw one where they put a grenade in like the shirt pocket of a prisoner, and pulled the pin.


That sounds totes cray-cray.
2012-10-25 05:39:37 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: AndyChrist_AUS: Taliban did it - google liveleak.com Taliban uses RPG to execute one man, not linking as its too graphic and if you want to see it you need to google-fu

NSF-anything

Ugh, I saw one where they put a grenade in like the shirt pocket of a prisoner, and pulled the pin.


wow. you typed out the word like there.
2012-10-25 04:15:28 AM
1 votes:
Gobang Style!
2012-10-25 03:36:57 AM
1 votes:
Wow, what a chubby little pussy. I wonder how long before somebody lops off that fat lumpy water head of his.
2012-10-25 03:32:22 AM
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: "A North Korean army minister was executed with a mortar round for reportedly drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death."

Do you know how I know they're not Irish?


Bigger dicks?
2012-10-25 03:07:20 AM
1 votes:
Either way would be preferable to being eaten by the fat retarded mushroom.
2012-10-25 02:39:33 AM
1 votes:

Brick-House: perhaps they could make a game show of it. Give a guy a 1000 yard run over open terain with maybe 4 mortor crews dropping on him. If he makes it -- freedom. If not, oh well.


Only if you speed up the playback to 1.3x and play yakety sax in the background.
2012-10-25 02:10:52 AM
1 votes:

yukichigai: If I was going to pick a way to be executed, that would be near the top of my list. Assuming things like "dying from sexual exhaustion induced by a platoon of oiled up centerfolds" were off the table, that is.

/Or "being smothered by Christina Hendricks' curvy bits"


If I am ever executed I want the executioner to be gorgeous. I do not care if it is a woman or man, they just have to be gorgeous. For some reason being killed by an ugly person would just be kind of sad.
2012-10-24 10:16:32 PM
1 votes:
If I was going to pick a way to be executed, that would be near the top of my list. Assuming things like "dying from sexual exhaustion induced by a platoon of oiled up centerfolds" were off the table, that is.

/Or "being smothered by Christina Hendricks' curvy bits"
 
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