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(Telegraph)   Execution Texas style: lay on a cot while being injected with drugs. Execution North Korea style: stand on the X while we launch a mortar at you   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 98
    More: Strange, North Koreans, North Korean army, firing squads, mourning, Kim Jong Il, head of state  
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2012-10-25 05:00:34 AM  
Of course, one cannot do it 'Gangnam Style' in Washington State - RCW 16.52.205

/Stay out of Enumclaw as well!
 
2012-10-25 05:29:46 AM  
hey - if carousing is a crime, i don't even want to be free
 
2012-10-25 05:33:18 AM  

0Icky0: Lazarus_: They aren't farking around at all with acceptance of this new guy.

Just think that this kind of shiat was pretty much the norm for all governments in the world until relatively recently.
I miss the good old days, when surviving new regimes was more of a challenge.


www.capitolhillblue.com
"you shut your damn mouth"
 
2012-10-25 05:39:37 AM  

Oznog: AndyChrist_AUS: Taliban did it - google liveleak.com Taliban uses RPG to execute one man, not linking as its too graphic and if you want to see it you need to google-fu

NSF-anything

Ugh, I saw one where they put a grenade in like the shirt pocket of a prisoner, and pulled the pin.


wow. you typed out the word like there.
 
2012-10-25 05:59:53 AM  

Oznog: AndyChrist_AUS: Taliban did it - google liveleak.com Taliban uses RPG to execute one man, not linking as its too graphic and if you want to see it you need to google-fu

NSF-anything

Ugh, I saw one where they put a grenade in like the shirt pocket of a prisoner, and pulled the pin.


That sounds totes cray-cray.
 
2012-10-25 06:25:39 AM  

Mock26: If I am ever executed I want the executioner to be gorgeous. I do not care if it is a woman or man, they just have to be gorgeous. For some reason being killed by an ugly person would just be kind of sad.


How about death by lion?

i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 07:11:32 AM  
That's awesome!
 
2012-10-25 07:26:37 AM  

LewDux: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x280]
Not impressed


India circa 1857, IIRC. The British Army put down a revolt of local militias they had been allied with. The locals were upset about new British rifles cartridges that were greased with animal fat. The problem being you had to bite the end of the cartridge to release the poweder and shot, but the locals believed the fat was from cows and swines. So you had those that believe cows are sacred and not to be eaten and those that believe that swines are filthy and not to be eaten.
The British solution was to crush the rebellion and put the leaders in front of a firing squad. Literally, strapped them to cannons and fired shot through them. I can't imagine the mess.

/might be off a bit, but I bet I'm damn close.
 
2012-10-25 07:30:56 AM  
Execution by mortar. Sounds like a cool way to go.

But if I had a choice how I wanted to go, it would be this:
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com 

/Battle Angle Alita
 
2012-10-25 07:34:40 AM  

chuggernaught: /might be off a bit, but I bet I'm damn close.


Well, you did miss the part where the Sepoys decided to show their displeasure with the greased rifle rounds by hacking every English man, woman, and child they could find into bits. After finding mutilated corpses of friends and family -- and desperately outnumbered if their remaining allied armies turned on them -- they decided the best response to massacres and outrage was really really excessive massacres and outrage.
 
2012-10-25 07:39:57 AM  
I can't decide if this is good or bad. One he is purging folks, just like his dad (bad). But he is also getting rid the old guard so maybe they may actually make things better for the common people (good).
 
2012-10-25 07:49:28 AM  

cedarpark: A picture of a double execution?
[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]
//hey sexy lady


Ex, ex ex ex, execution style
 
2012-10-25 08:12:39 AM  
As reported by the absolutely-not-at-all-biased South Korean press......
 
2012-10-25 08:13:12 AM  
I have to admit, that sounds like an awesome way to execute someone. Less so a way to be executed.
 
2012-10-25 08:14:03 AM  
This is how a REAL man dies.
 
2012-10-25 08:15:22 AM  
I'd yell, OK God! Let me have it!

i406.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 08:18:36 AM  
If true, that's an usually humane way to kill a "traitor" of a dictatorship.
He's definitely new to the job.
 
2012-10-25 08:20:18 AM  
A North Korean army minister was executed with a mortar round for reportedly drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death.

/Man, you gotta love the Communists. Killed for having a drink. You have to give them style points though, did they run out of bullets?
 
2012-10-25 08:26:14 AM  

cedarpark: A picture of a double execution?
[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]
//hey sexy lady


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 08:28:52 AM  
My first thought wasn't to hit him like this, but that they inserted it rectally then discharged it.

/That would probably be worse.
 
2012-10-25 08:51:28 AM  
Should have asked for cake.
 
2012-10-25 09:01:08 AM  
Is it wrong that I giggled at the headline?

It's just so.... loony tunes!
 
2012-10-25 09:15:13 AM  
If I'm ever executed, I would like to be launched out of a cannon and be intercepted by a Scud missile.
 
2012-10-25 09:18:08 AM  
At least they zeroed it in first.
Otherwise it might have gotten messy.

/Hate to walk up afterwards just to find the guy less than dead.
 
2012-10-25 09:18:26 AM  

NuttierThanEver: I'd actually prefer the mortar, it's a hell of alot more macho


Typically a lot faster and less painful too. There a reason we don't use the chemicals from lethal injections to put down animals. Causes way too much pain. Luckily we paralyze the prisoner first so the family doesn't see much of anything.
 
2012-10-25 09:20:55 AM  
Execution Texas styletypical Saturday Night: lay on a cot while being injected with drugs. Execution North Korea style: stand on the X while we launch a mortar at you
 
2012-10-25 09:36:44 AM  

NuttierThanEver: I'd actually prefer the mortar, it's a hell of alot more macho


I guess that would make you a "Mortar Farker".
 
2012-10-25 10:09:07 AM  
Pics or I don't believe you,
 
2012-10-25 10:15:33 AM  
Kind of disappointing and low budget, comparatively.

i231.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 10:26:10 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-25 10:50:40 AM  
It is now a kinder, more gentle country.
 
2012-10-25 10:56:47 AM  
"We're thorough."
ckptitan.webs.com

/Obscure?
//Never doing GISs for characters from this series with Safe Search off ever again.
///What has been seen cannot be unseen.
////Motherfarkers raped my childhood.
 
2012-10-25 12:21:54 PM  
 
2012-10-25 12:23:12 PM  
If North Koreans are so tough you have to use mortars to execute them I fear for our boys on the line in South Korea
 
2012-10-25 12:46:40 PM  
North Korea -- beautiful and compelling, just like a dumpster fire.
 
2012-10-25 12:57:15 PM  
Don't they have any piranha tanks?
 
2012-10-25 01:04:07 PM  

mjjt: Don't they have any piranha tanks?


Unfortunately Kim Jong-un ate them.
 
2012-10-25 01:10:12 PM  
You know who else executed his top generals?
 
2012-10-25 01:34:00 PM  
On the orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

That sounds painful.
 
2012-10-25 02:10:47 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: If North Koreans are so tough you have to use mortars to execute them I fear for our boys on the line in South Korea


Meh. Some of us actually own working mortars.
 
2012-10-25 03:52:39 PM  
he survived

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-25 05:25:57 PM  
mjjt: Don't they have any piranha tanks?

I told you we should have waited till AFTER this to replace his blood with acid. The Sharks won't touch him now.
 
2012-10-25 08:29:40 PM  

AndyChrist_AUS: Taliban did it - google liveleak.com Taliban uses RPG to execute one man, not linking as its too graphic and if you want to see it you need to google-fu

NSF-anything


Allah suck-dick!
 
2012-10-25 08:31:33 PM  

mjjt: he survived

[i50.tinypic.com image 475x356]


Who is he?
 
2012-10-25 09:21:48 PM  
according to South Korean media,

- Making shiat up since 1948 (and everyone believing it)
 
2012-10-26 10:09:19 AM  
Damn... Texas loses some Bad-ass points here.

But if we matched "Best" Korea with this, we'd gain Dumb-ass points... and we're already full-up on those.
 
2012-10-26 12:52:06 PM  

volodya: according to South Korean media,

- Making shiat up since 1948 (and everyone believing it)


cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2012-10-28 10:58:29 AM  

chuckufarlie: It is now a kinder, more gentle country.


Works for me :)
 
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