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(Examiner)   Trump's real October surprise? He's fired. No, really   (examiner.com) divider line 226
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2012-10-24 05:29:53 PM
ok, that's pretty funny.
 
2012-10-24 05:41:05 PM
BUUUUAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

**INHALE**

BUAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAA!

**INHALE**

BUAAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAAHAAAAHAHAAAHAHAAHAA!
 
2012-10-24 06:06:49 PM
Bless his heart.
 
2012-10-24 06:34:22 PM

Krymson Tyde: Bless his heart.


Isn't that how you say "FAAAAARK YOU!" in the South?
 
2012-10-24 06:47:05 PM
Let me check Emily Post...

Okay, it says here that proper etiquette is to point and laugh, with mooning optional.
 
2012-10-24 06:54:16 PM

dramboxf: Krymson Tyde: Bless his heart.

Isn't that how you say "FAAAAARK YOU!" in the South?


Yep
 
2012-10-24 06:55:06 PM
It has multiple uses, but that is definitely one of them.
 
2012-10-24 07:30:35 PM
he has continued to believe he is the man with the golden touch

Does he really believe this or is just trying to make others believe it?

In other words is he a megalomanic or a grifter?
 
2012-10-24 07:31:11 PM

Krymson Tyde: It has multiple uses, but that is definitely one of them.


It means "The only good thing you can say about that idiot is that he probably means well."
 
2012-10-24 07:52:46 PM

spongeboob: he has continued to believe he is the man with the golden touch

Does he really believe this or is just trying to make others believe it?

In other words is he a megalomanic or a grifter?


Yes.
 
2012-10-24 07:54:01 PM

Krymson Tyde: It has multiple uses, but that is definitely one of them.


Bless his heart has no actual positive connotations.
 
2012-10-24 08:21:40 PM

Shrew2u: spongeboob: he has continued to believe he is the man with the golden touch

Does he really believe this or is just trying to make others believe it?

In other words is he a megalomanic or a grifter?

Yes.


Touche
 
2012-10-24 08:36:24 PM
Ahhh, Now I see.
 
2012-10-24 08:42:39 PM

spongeboob: he has continued to believe he is the man with the golden touch

Does he really believe this or is just trying to make others believe it?

In other words is he a megalomanic or a grifter?


The two are not mutually exclusive.
 
2012-10-24 08:48:53 PM
The free market has spoken.
 
2012-10-24 08:53:37 PM
Obama's jackbooted thugs got to them!!!
 
2012-10-24 09:22:40 PM

spongeboob: he has continued to believe he is the man with the golden touch

Does he really believe this or is just trying to make others believe it?

In other words is he a megalomanic or a grifter?


I'm inclined to believe the latter more than the former, but that's part of it too. He must maintain this image that he is a multi-zillionaire, even though the evidence suggests that he's merely a few-hundred-millionaire. It's part of the reason why he went so apeshiat berzerk on Rosie O'Donnell when she (accurately) brought up his bankruptcies -- he can't allow any crack in that veneer.
 
2012-10-24 09:32:14 PM
*sigh*

I read "Art of the Deal" or whatever the title is back when it came out. Initially I felt there is some traction to letting people make their own mistakes. Then I realized it is amoral behavior what this person is doing. That was the moment I realized that I will always be more successful than he and money would never have anything to do with it.

Donald- I don't care how pissed off you were at your dad. At some point you had the opportunity to be a good person and chose to be a dick.
 
2012-10-24 09:34:55 PM
Now I feel old.
 
2012-10-24 09:37:14 PM
i159.photobucket.comi159.photobucket.comi159.photobucket.comi159.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 09:53:54 PM

OregonVet: *sigh*

I read "Art of the Deal" or whatever the title is back when it came out. Initially I felt there is some traction to letting people make their own mistakes. Then I realized it is amoral behavior what this person is doing. That was the moment I realized that I will always be more successful than he and money would never have anything to do with it.

Donald- I don't care how pissed off you were at your dad. At some point you had the opportunity to be a good person and chose to be a dick.


Completely true and the same is true of Dubya.

Be your own man for God's sake.
 
2012-10-24 09:58:07 PM

djkutch: OregonVet: *sigh*

I read "Art of the Deal" or whatever the title is back when it came out. Initially I felt there is some traction to letting people make their own mistakes. Then I realized it is amoral behavior what this person is doing. That was the moment I realized that I will always be more successful than he and money would never have anything to do with it.

Donald- I don't care how pissed off you were at your dad. At some point you had the opportunity to be a good person and chose to be a dick.

Completely true and the same is true of Dubya.

Be your own man for God's sake.


I'm remiss in mentioning Mitt. His dad released his tax returns. Started a trend!
 
2012-10-24 10:05:36 PM
Oh. I thought he was pregnant.
 
2012-10-24 10:16:01 PM
Bluuuuuueeeeeberry bathroooooms.

Best part, FOREVER.
 
2012-10-24 10:54:31 PM
www.banyanbranch.com
 
2012-10-24 11:06:34 PM
This took a while.

/he couldn't even run casinos
//aka printing presses for money
 
2012-10-24 11:10:44 PM

Beerguy: [www.banyanbranch.com image 400x300]


What he said.
 
2012-10-24 11:12:33 PM
Bwahahahahahaha!

F*CK YOU, YOU USELESS ASSHOLE!
 
2012-10-24 11:12:47 PM

andrewagill: Beerguy: [www.banyanbranch.com image 400x300]

What he said.


What they said.
 
2012-10-24 11:13:05 PM
Has anyone found out yet if he's going to try to claim unemployment benefits?
 
2012-10-24 11:13:42 PM
I think it's about time this be said:

Who?
 
2012-10-24 11:14:42 PM
He'll have more time to spend on the Rmoney campaign now.
See the light at the end of the tunnel? Go to the light Donny boy!
 
2012-10-24 11:18:00 PM
i218.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 11:18:59 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
ecl
2012-10-24 11:19:00 PM
Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.
 
2012-10-24 11:20:27 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Of course, you know what this means...

RELEASE THE CONSPIRAKRAKEN!
 
2012-10-24 11:24:20 PM
Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.
 
2012-10-24 11:25:43 PM
 
2012-10-24 11:26:37 PM
See? See? Even Trump falls victim to the Obama economy. Oh the humanity.
 
2012-10-24 11:27:42 PM

ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.


wwwimage.cbsnews.com


Course, he seems to be a Trump wannabe.
 
2012-10-24 11:28:16 PM

sendtodave: I'm thinking you're laughing at him like there's no tomorrow


Fixed.
 
2012-10-24 11:29:09 PM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2012-10-24 11:29:48 PM
Lol! What a tool.
 
2012-10-24 11:29:55 PM
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
 
2012-10-24 11:30:20 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


nah, Trump deserves it. I don't get the reflexive hate for Ivanka. Ivanka have dirty monkey sex with her
 
2012-10-24 11:30:40 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


Wow, Farkers mark the time, date, and thread number. We have the rare Trump apologist siting here.
 
2012-10-24 11:31:31 PM

Krymson Tyde: Bless his heart.

 
2012-10-24 11:33:12 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


I'm so jealous. I want to be fired too. Why can't I be fired?
 
2012-10-24 11:33:35 PM
i1125.photobucket.com

/Ha.
 
2012-10-24 11:34:43 PM
Annnnnnnnnd why does this have a picture of Romney at the top? Did they not have any photos of Trump they could use?
 
2012-10-24 11:35:46 PM
Was the firing big and luxurious? Was it the biggest best most luxurious firing in the world?
 
2012-10-24 11:36:31 PM
OMG COLBERT!
 
2012-10-24 11:36:50 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


That's exactly why I'm laughing at him.
 
2012-10-24 11:36:54 PM
...and we're done here. Colbert just outdid the collective power of not only Fark, but the entire internet.
 
2012-10-24 11:37:33 PM
lolercaust
 
ecl
2012-10-24 11:37:40 PM
Colbert is offering a million dollars to teabag Trumo.
 
2012-10-24 11:37:53 PM
YES!
 
2012-10-24 11:38:33 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com

I'm not helping am I?
 
2012-10-24 11:38:33 PM
Can't Breathe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-10-24 11:38:51 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


When you watch something like "Intervention" it's easy to point and say something like "Wow...I'm glad I'm not addicted to heroin" or "I'm glad I'm not chugging a bottle of vodka to get out of bed" or "I'm glad I'm not doing something I will regret later in life just so I can make a quick buck to feed my addiction."

When I see Trump I realize that I'm happy being who I am and that even if I were blessed to possibly have that volume of wealth and notoriety it would be very unlikely that I could possibly ever be that big of a douche.

It's life affirming to see someone fall from grace who has demonstrated repeatedly that they're a terrible human being. And what's better is that it keeps happening with him over and over again. Every time you turn around you're seeing one of the grand pillars upon which he has built just to demonstrate how great he is being pulled out from under him.
 
2012-10-24 11:40:41 PM
WHAR LONG FORM PINK SLIP? WHAR?
 
2012-10-24 11:41:32 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-24 11:42:24 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: OMG COLBERT!


That was classic stuff right there.
 
2012-10-24 11:46:07 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


Hey, Lebron James got a Fark account.
 
2012-10-24 11:46:40 PM
I'm sure he'll over comb this issue with a quick left and right cover up.
 
2012-10-24 11:46:52 PM
What a sap.
 
2012-10-24 11:46:54 PM
"Trump Place, which bears the Trump name, believes the change will help the condominium to maintain its reputation as a high end community in New York."

You mean to tell me that "run by a right-wing douchebag" *isn't* a selling point to wealthy New Yorkers looking to buy a condo? Say it ain't so.
 
2012-10-24 11:48:43 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.


Trump schadenfreude is best schadenfreude
 
2012-10-24 11:49:21 PM

Skarekrough: sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.

When you watch something like "Intervention" it's easy to point and say something like "Wow...I'm glad I'm not addicted to heroin" or "I'm glad I'm not chugging a bottle of vodka to get out of bed" or "I'm glad I'm not doing something I will regret later in life just so I can make a quick buck to feed my addiction."

When I see Trump I realize that I'm happy being who I am and that even if I were blessed to possibly have that volume of wealth and notoriety it would be very unlikely that I could possibly ever be that big of a douche.

It's life affirming to see someone fall from grace who has demonstrated repeatedly that they're a terrible human being. And what's better is that it keeps happening with him over and over again. Every time you turn around you're seeing one of the grand pillars upon which he has built just to demonstrate how great he is being pulled out from under him.


I'm too lazy to find and link the Mr. Show clip right now but I will never stop being shocked at all the people who think money alone makes one a better person. How little respect do you have for yourself to revere another human being just because of his bank account?

I've made my education and career decisions and have a pretty good idea where those decisions should take me. I'll never have the money that Trump has, not even close. Yet at half his age I know for a fact that I am and will be more than person than he ever will. And I can say the same for a lot of people who will show up in this thread.
 
2012-10-24 11:59:22 PM
Wow, I oughta post obvious trolls more often. Lot's of replies.

This is just class warfare. Enjoy being poor.
 
2012-10-24 11:59:52 PM

themindiswatching: This took a while.

/he couldn't even run casinos
//aka printing presses for money


Between that and the fact that the super-rich don't usually whore themselves out on reality shows, I'm beginning to wonder if he even has the $5 million to cover his little wager.
 
2012-10-25 12:00:40 AM

sendtodave: Lot's of replies.


Many other replies, too, not just Lot's.
 
2012-10-25 12:00:58 AM

sendtodave: Wow, I oughta post obvious trolls more often. Lot's of replies.

This is just class warfare. Enjoy being poor.


The words "Trump" and "class" have never even been in the same zip code.
 
2012-10-25 12:02:26 AM
The renowned real estate mogul and "Birther" conspiracy theorist is a vocal and active surrogate for the Mitt Romney campaign.

Dollar worshippers need to stick together.
 
2012-10-25 12:04:38 AM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 12:05:20 AM
Trump according to Jon Stewart :D
 
2012-10-25 12:05:46 AM
Karma couldn't have kicked any better ass, could it?
 
2012-10-25 12:06:13 AM
exquisite timing.
 
2012-10-25 12:07:56 AM
damn it .. one more try:
i.imgur.com
Trump according to Jon Stewart :D
 
2012-10-25 12:10:40 AM

Farksteron: damn it .. one more try:
[i.imgur.com image 712x397]
Trump according to Jon Stewart :D


he got Palin good too.
 
2012-10-25 12:11:03 AM

andrewagill: ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 244x183]

Course, he seems to be a Trump wannabe.


I wonder what became of him? At least the " I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes! " meme lives on....

/ Trump remains the King of all Douchebags, IMHO.
 
2012-10-25 12:13:25 AM
turklishtefl.com
 
2012-10-25 12:14:09 AM

sendtodave: Wow, I oughta post obvious trolls more often. Lot's of replies.

This is just class warfare. Enjoy being poor.


Well played.
 
2012-10-25 12:18:28 AM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Of course, you know what this means...

RELEASE THE CONSPIRAKRAKEN!


Bring out the court jester, DENNIS MILLER!
 
2012-10-25 12:19:37 AM
i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 12:21:34 AM

Krymson Tyde: dramboxf: Krymson Tyde: Bless his heart.

Isn't that how you say "FAAAAARK YOU!" in the South?

Yep


I get the "bless your heart" response from one of the other grad students in my research group at least once a week. I consider it a badge of honor.
 
2012-10-25 12:23:45 AM

ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.


Kim could just bend over in a thong and all would be forgiven.
 
2012-10-25 12:26:17 AM

The Great EZE: Skarekrough: sendtodave:
I'm too lazy to find and link the Mr. Show clip right now but I will never stop being shocked at all the people who think money alone makes one a better person. How little respect do you have for yourself to revere another human being just because of his bank account?


More Money = Better Than
 
2012-10-25 12:28:32 AM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


He's still not going to sleep with you.
 
2012-10-25 12:29:14 AM

Gritty Kitty Litter: The Great EZE: Skarekrough: sendtodave:
I'm too lazy to find and link the Mr. Show clip right now but I will never stop being shocked at all the people who think money alone makes one a better person. How little respect do you have for yourself to revere another human being just because of his bank account?

More Money = Better Than


Good lookin out. Should be required viewing for anyone who still thinks Donny is worth a damn.

/Wants to be a celebrity just so I can appear on Celebrity Apprentice and call Donny "Donny."
//"Mr." is for your real bosses.
 
2012-10-25 12:30:52 AM

Ashelth: ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.

Kim could just bend over in a thong and all would be forgiven.


Close enough? (probably SFW, but I'm not going to risk it)
 
2012-10-25 12:32:29 AM

sendtodave: Wow, I oughta post obvious trolls more often. Lot's of replies.


i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 12:35:21 AM

anfrind: Ashelth: ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.

Kim could just bend over in a thong and all would be forgiven.

Close enough? (probably SFW, but I'm not going to risk it)


It's going to be interesting to watch her age. She has tons of money and is clearly narcissistic. The desperate measures she takes stave off Father Time should be epic.

Assuming she doesn't choose eternal fame via OD or car wreck
 
2012-10-25 12:39:58 AM
Oh man. PLEASE let Colbert see this story...
 
2012-10-25 12:40:46 AM
If your casino that you got built for basically nothing, by stiffing the company that built it, can't make money, well you should have been fired a long time ago.

Casinos print cash

Casinos you got for free, should be printing even more cash

But somehow the Donald screwed that up

After watching his TV show a few times, I can understand why his businesses end up failing.......
 
2012-10-25 12:47:50 AM
So someone was able to give Trump feedback on his job performance?

He's going to sulk for a week now.
 
2012-10-25 12:48:47 AM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


We have something to do.

And now he doesn't.
 
2012-10-25 12:55:14 AM

FuturePastNow: "Trump Place, which bears the Trump name, believes the change will help the condominium to maintain its reputation as a high end community in New York."

You mean to tell me that "run by a right-wing douchebag" *isn't* a selling point to wealthy New Yorkers looking to buy a condo? Say it ain't so.


It'll only work if they take the Donald's name off the place.
 
2012-10-25 01:21:50 AM

Just remembered something.

www.mst3000.org
TRUMPY YOU CAN DO STUPID THINGS!


/It has potential, I think.
 
2012-10-25 01:23:09 AM
Why does anyone in the world care?
 
2012-10-25 01:26:35 AM
Lucky he didn't get Brietbarted

just getting that out of the way for the concerned among us
 
2012-10-25 01:29:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 01:34:46 AM
a fool and his money are easily parted. Applies equally to the Donald as well as fools that bankroll his unh, er, "enterprises"
 
2012-10-25 01:41:43 AM

juniperwasting: Why does anyone in the world care?


Karma?
 
2012-10-25 01:46:26 AM
Holy crap that web site sucks. Can't read the story because some advertising animation totally obscures it, click "Exit X" to stop it, a popup appear, close that, some little screen appears with a choppy video and annoying music. Never got to read the story. I guess it said something about Trump getting fired.
 
2012-10-25 01:48:40 AM
Trump will be Fox and Friends saying they're all incompetent idiots who never paid their bills....whatevah...in 3,2,1....
 
2012-10-25 01:50:44 AM

Gritty Kitty Litter: The Great EZE: Skarekrough: sendtodave:
I'm too lazy to find and link the Mr. Show clip right now but I will never stop being shocked at all the people who think money alone makes one a better person. How little respect do you have for yourself to revere another human being just because of his bank account?

More Money = Better Than


By that logic, Trump is pretty much the worst person on the planet. He's so continually financially underwater that he's had more bankruptcies than you've had hot meals.

The only reason he has expensive shiat is that there are a lot of ways to avoid actually paying debts once those debts are measured in billions of dollars instead of thousands.
 
2012-10-25 01:53:22 AM

anfrind: Ashelth: ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.

Kim could just bend over in a thong and all would be forgiven.

Close enough? (probably SFW, but I'm not going to risk it)


I have no idea why she is famous, but that's an ass I could get behind.
 
2012-10-25 01:54:51 AM

cepson: Holy crap that web site sucks. Can't read the story because some advertising animation totally obscures it, click "Exit X" to stop it, a popup appear, close that, some little screen appears with a choppy video and annoying music. Never got to read the story. I guess it said something about Trump getting fired.


He was fired on Tuesday as the management company for Trump Place, a high end condo place in NYC.
 
2012-10-25 02:06:08 AM
What was this gaping assholes real name? Or does he descend from a long line of croupiers?
 
2012-10-25 03:00:14 AM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


Nice try, Donald.
 
2012-10-25 03:08:20 AM
www.ivandavidoff.com
 
2012-10-25 03:16:30 AM

ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.



Call me when Donald is selling a sex video where he's filmed getting pissed on. Until then, his dignity is a bit higher than Ms. Kardashian. Not much, but... there must be a clearly defined line.


/had Donald done a sex video, he would sell it with gusto.
 
2012-10-25 03:34:53 AM
fta: The Trump Organization claimed they were unaware of the change in management companies.

If that was in an attempt to try to make themselves look less pathetic it failed.

And this guy was a GOP frontrunner at some point?

Wow, they got nothing.
 
2012-10-25 03:38:25 AM
Oh great, more of the fake "war on women". How about the real war in Libya or Omen or wherever with the thing where the ambassador died and Obama lied? It wasnt even until 28 days later he called it an act of terror. In the isles of Tripoli there are Americans who died martyrs and Obama didnt call it terrorism, which added insult to their injuries. Candy "Manface" Crowly lied saying otherswise. From what I saw in that debate, Obama is a creep, showed his true colors (black) and all he had were lies. This war on women is more lies. Theres a chain of politicians that know there are a lot of "rape abortions" going on right now that were from illegitimate rapes. John Cornyn and the rest of the Texas chain saw massacres of babies that were gifts from God and spoke up, and Im sure all of the children of Cornyn appreciate that he thinks that way and didnt abort them. See, a lot of women just get pregnant so they can get "the ring". John Doe gets Mary pregnant but then doesnt proprose. Marys baby then goes bye bye after she screams "rape". From personal experience girls always complain about making them have unsafe sex or cysts on there cervix or whatever, but if we start giving girls birth control or cervical cancer vaccines, they will loose there innocence and just start banging whoever. And then cry rape so they can get an abortion. Girls are psychos. The GOP is NOT hostile toward women, except for Obama who is literally a woman. He bows to Tony Blair which projects weakness to are enemies. When important meetings happen he is literally a ghost. Ships in the navy have fallen to there lowest level since Spanish armada whom we are now vulnerable to. He is an illegal alien and the most leftist candidate since John Karrey and is destroying are society. These are the real issues, not women and people who arent braindead know it. So Obama better enjoy Halloween next week because thats his last week in office and we will let the right one in. He has failed his audition and will not be missed, the dissenters are now ready to put Romney inside the White House and try to forget the horror of the last four years.
 
2012-10-25 03:39:25 AM
lol, wrong thread
 
2012-10-25 04:39:46 AM
Look at the cutesy libs with failed lives take solace! You'll need a lot more sugar to feel better in a couple weeks, after your socialist has been FIRED!
 
2012-10-25 04:52:26 AM

Friction8r: Look at the cutesy libs with failed lives take solace! You'll need a lot more sugar to feel better in a couple weeks, after your socialist has been FIRED!


I'm not sure which is lulzier the fact that you think Obama is a socialist or the fact that you think he's not gonna win re-election handily.

Keep whistling past the elephant's graveyard, sunshine.

Tis a merry tune.
 
2012-10-25 05:25:38 AM

The Great EZE: Skarekrough: sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.

When you watch something like "Intervention" it's easy to point and say something like "Wow...I'm glad I'm not addicted to heroin" or "I'm glad I'm not chugging a bottle of vodka to get out of bed" or "I'm glad I'm not doing something I will regret later in life just so I can make a quick buck to feed my addiction."

When I see Trump I realize that I'm happy being who I am and that even if I were blessed to possibly have that volume of wealth and notoriety it would be very unlikely that I could possibly ever be that big of a douche.

It's life affirming to see someone fall from grace who has demonstrated repeatedly that they're a terrible human being. And what's better is that it keeps happening with him over and over again. Every time you turn around you're seeing one of the grand pillars upon which he has built just to demonstrate how great he is being pulled out from under him.

I'm too lazy to find and link the Mr. Show clip right now but I will never stop being shocked at all the people who think money alone makes one a better person. How little respect do you have for yourself to revere another human being just because of his bank account?

I've made my education and career decisions and have a pretty good idea where those decisions should take me. I'll never have the money that Trump has, not even close. Yet at half his age I know for a fact that I am and will be more than person than he ever will. And I can say the same for a lot of people who will show up in this thread.


That Puritan work ethic everyone reveres so much is to blame. Puritans believed that one's success in life was due to God's favor. Work hard and if God approves you will get material rewards. If God doesn't approve, you do not see success. In church they would sit ranked by wealth, the wealthiest closest to the altar.

Social darwinism is deeply ingrained in our country's DNA.
 
2012-10-25 05:44:03 AM

you are a puppet: lol, wrong thread


you missed "audition" and "the dissent (sp)".

Not sure what thread you were in...
 
2012-10-25 05:47:05 AM

you are a puppet: lol, wrong thread


oh. And "let the right one in" and probably "Kerrey" (Carrie?)

*heads off to find thread*
 
2012-10-25 06:57:41 AM

mediablitz: you are a puppet: lol, wrong thread

oh. And "let the right one in" and probably "Kerrey" (Carrie?)

*heads off to find thread*


... and martyrs, alien and braindead.
 
2012-10-25 07:09:33 AM
What the hell was that site?
I've never been bombarded by so much spam and pop ups ...

/it truly sucks
 
2012-10-25 07:28:01 AM

sendtodave: Wow, I oughta post obvious trolls more often. Lot's of replies.

This is just class warfare. Enjoy being poor.


BACKPEDALLING DENIED

you got caught trolling, don't be all "oh, I totally MEANT it." Own your shame. It's ok.
 
2012-10-25 08:04:08 AM
21 year old article is still very relevent.

SPY Magazine had his number back in the 1980s, and The Donald hasn't bothered to change it.
/Still a Short Fingered Vulgarian.
 
2012-10-25 08:17:36 AM
How many ads on one page jeez
 
2012-10-25 08:19:23 AM
You know Examiner.com isn't a real news site, right? People have said this numerous times here, yet links from it keep being greenlighted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Examiner.com

Examiner.com is a media company based in Denver, Colorado, that operates a network of local news websites, allowing "pro-am contributors"[1][2] to share their city-based knowledge on a blog-like platform, in 238 markets throughout the United States and parts of Canada with two national editions, one for each country.[3][4][5][1]

I can't find this story on any legitimate news site. It's mentioned on HuffPo, also. I'm not even saying it isn't true, but I can't find a good source for it.
 
2012-10-25 08:22:18 AM

Friction8r: Look at the cutesy libs with failed lives take solace! You'll need a lot more sugar to feel better in a couple weeks, after your socialist has been FIRED!




Zen in a Beggar's Life

Tosui was a well-known Zen teacher of his time. He had lived in several temples and taught in various provinces.

The last temple he visited accumulated so many adherents that Tosui told them he was going to quit the lecture business entirely. He advised them to disperse and to go wherever they desired. After that no one could find any trace of him.

Three years later one of his disciples discovered him living with some beggars under a bridge in Kyoto. He at one implored Tosui to teach him.

"If you can do as I do for even a couple of days, I might," Tosui replied.

So the former disciple dressed as a beggar and spent a day with Tosui. The following day one of the beggars died. Tosui and his pupil carried the body off at midnight and buried it on a mountainside. After that they returned to their shelter under the bridge.

Tosui slept soundly the remainder of the night, but the disciple could not sleep. When morning came Tosui said: "We do not have to beg food today. Our dead friend has left some over there." But the disciple was unable to eat a single bite of it.

"I have said you could not do as I," concluded Tosui. "Get out of here and do not bother me again."
 
2012-10-25 08:28:09 AM

ecl: Colbert is offering a million dollars to teabag Trumo.


Now that he's unemployed I can entertain the image of him actually accepting.

/If i understand correctly his management company was fired from one contract with Trump Plaza, not exactly personally fired.
 
2012-10-25 08:31:07 AM

you are a puppet: lol, wrong thread


What thread is that, is StopArrestingMe back?
 
2012-10-25 08:34:14 AM

Lionel Mandrake: sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

Trump schadenfreude is best schadenfreude


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-25 08:36:50 AM

ArcadianRefugee: I have no idea why she is famous, but that's an ass I could get behind.


Someone getting behind it is exactly why she is famous.
 
2012-10-25 09:46:30 AM
The real headline:

Trump Towers Bought by Bain Capital
 
2012-10-25 09:54:04 AM

topcon: You know Examiner.com isn't a real news site, right? People have said this numerous times here, yet links from it keep being greenlighted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Examiner.com

Examiner.com is a media company based in Denver, Colorado, that operates a network of local news websites, allowing "pro-am contributors"[1][2] to share their city-based knowledge on a blog-like platform, in 238 markets throughout the United States and parts of Canada with two national editions, one for each country.[3][4][5][1]

I can't find this story on any legitimate news site. It's mentioned on HuffPo, also. I'm not even saying it isn't true, but I can't find a good source for it.


the source is a specific website focused on real estate news.

Link
 
2012-10-25 10:10:57 AM

SageTemple: sendtodave: Wow, I oughta post obvious trolls more often. Lot's of replies.

This is just class warfare. Enjoy being poor.

BACKPEDALLING DENIED

you got caught trolling, don't be all "oh, I totally MEANT it." Own your shame. It's ok.


In STD's defense, he was trolling. It was just very convincing.
 
2012-10-25 10:22:31 AM
So Trump Place obviously needs a new name since it is not Trump's place anymore.
 
2012-10-25 10:43:33 AM

MacWizard: So Trump Place obviously needs a new name since it is not Trump's place anymore.


Aww. I'd be sad if I couldn't call it Chump Place anymore. But really, the area really does deserve a much better brand on it.

Would Trump Tower be included in a name change?
 
2012-10-25 11:08:28 AM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


Got to this and gave up reading any of the other comments.

Get a life.

Jealous? Of Donald Trump? I've always been a fan of his antics. Love the fact he makes...excuse me...knows how to maneuver money. But that dumb*ss politically-agended ploy he pulled yesterday, the dumb*ss crap he told both A-Rod and Jeter about moving out of his property, and the fact he doesn't recognize his own stupidity has made me lose all interest in him. Kinda like Rosie O'Do...fark...can't even remember how to spell her name.
 
2012-10-25 11:13:35 AM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


Well, I don't know about you, but I actually take it as a point of pride that, instead of being something like Trump, I'm still posting on Fark.
 
2012-10-25 11:59:31 AM
sendtodave: big pimpin' Ben Franklin's got nothing on you. You gotta write Troll Richard's Almanac.
 
2012-10-25 12:01:07 PM
Did this thread just teleport?
 
2012-10-25 12:02:11 PM
i935.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 12:02:33 PM
This again? Man, even Trump's firings are redundant.
 
2012-10-25 12:02:37 PM

CPennypacker: Did this thread just teleport?


Was wondering the same thing
 
2012-10-25 12:03:20 PM

sinanju: CPennypacker: Did this thread just teleport?

Was wondering the same thing


something weird happened. Looks like it got a bump. Those damn conservative fark modtrolls
 
2012-10-25 12:04:43 PM

Mrfusticle: What the hell was that site?
I've never been bombarded by so much spam and pop ups ...

/it truly sucks


The Examiner is barely above a blog and the writer gets paid by how many visits they get to their article.
 
2012-10-25 12:05:50 PM

PsiChick: sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.

Well, I don't know about you, but I actually take it as a point of pride that, instead of being something like Trump, I'm still posting on Fark.


Trump stopped posting here!? The bastard! Who does he think he is?

/Will Wheaton?
 
2012-10-25 12:06:00 PM
that link needed more autoplay videos with a default volume set to maximum. it definitely did not have enough.
 
2012-10-25 12:07:10 PM
Aww. Poor unemployed multi billionaire.

He will never find work again.
 
2012-10-25 12:07:52 PM
I'm mildly concerned, as my "neighborhood golf course" here in the DC area is Trump National. This lunatic is liable to tank that, along with the home values of a few thousand in Cascades and Lowes Island.
 
2012-10-25 12:08:02 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-25 12:09:10 PM
So much for Freedom of Speech. How dare someone question Obama's credibility!?! That's a firin'
 
2012-10-25 12:10:34 PM
bump
 
2012-10-25 12:12:38 PM
i8.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 12:14:52 PM
See Trump? this is the Almighty Free Market showing you its pimp hand.
 
2012-10-25 12:17:52 PM

CrappityCrap: So much for Freedom of Speech. How dare someone question Obama's credibility!?! That's a firin'


Is this teabagger logic?
 
2012-10-25 12:20:12 PM
This is just proof on how bad Obama is for jobs...
 
2012-10-25 12:20:36 PM
Trump is a moron, he actually believes his opinions are viewed as "information" in America. Douche.
 
2012-10-25 12:22:08 PM

Monkey MKIII: PsiChick: sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.

Well, I don't know about you, but I actually take it as a point of pride that, instead of being something like Trump, I'm still posting on Fark.

Trump stopped posting here!? The bastard! Who does he think he is?

/Will Wheaton?


Try to make one serious comment on Fark...*shakes head*

/:p
 
2012-10-25 12:22:10 PM
This thread seems to be randomly jumping forward through time.
 
2012-10-25 12:22:20 PM
Waiting to see what Jon Stewart's crew does with this one.

Will most likely be an instant classic.
 
2012-10-25 12:23:49 PM
 
ecl
2012-10-25 12:24:08 PM

unexplained bacon: This thread seems to be randomly jumping forward through time.


I was wondering if I was hallucinating.
 
2012-10-25 12:24:16 PM

Karne: CrappityCrap: So much for Freedom of Speech. How dare someone question Obama's credibility!?! That's a firin'

Is this teabagger logic?


CrappityCrap believes that "scientific evidence" demonstrates homosexuality to be a "birth defect". Either he is an abject liar or he is mentally ill.
 
2012-10-25 12:24:58 PM

RDixon: Waiting to see what Jon Stewart's crew does with this one.

Will most likely be an instant classic.


Why wait, you can see it on HULU right now. The Colbert one was the best, although.
 
2012-10-25 12:25:20 PM
Not that I'm defending Trump, but really, at this stage in the game, he's just a figurehead and a brand name, he has little to nothing to do with the day to day operations of any of the numerous businesses that bear his name. How do you think he finds so much time to blow smoke out his rear end?
 
2012-10-25 12:26:28 PM

Dimensio: Karne: CrappityCrap: So much for Freedom of Speech. How dare someone question Obama's credibility!?! That's a firin'

Is this teabagger logic?

CrappityCrap believes that "scientific evidence" demonstrates homosexuality to be a "birth defect". Either he is an abject liar or he is mentally ill.


His latest post actually reveals that he's quite sane; everything is quite easily described if you realize that time is actually running backwards for him, which is made clear by his perception that Trump's firing came after his announcement, when to most people's perception of time, it came before.
 
2012-10-25 12:26:33 PM

RDixon: Waiting to see what Jon Stewart's crew does with this one.

Will most likely be an instant classic.


Plus it's another chance for Colbert to do his Trump schtick which is hilarious.

Trump is a comedian's gold mine
 
2012-10-25 12:27:22 PM

Dimensio: Karne: CrappityCrap: So much for Freedom of Speech. How dare someone question Obama's credibility!?! That's a firin'

Is this teabagger logic?

CrappityCrap believes that "scientific evidence" demonstrates homosexuality to be a "birth defect". Either he is an abject liar or he is mentally ill.


It's nearly impossible to see the difference between complete moron, troll, or teabagger these days. I'm guessing that they are all one in the same.
 
2012-10-25 12:28:20 PM

Millennium: Has anyone found out yet if he's going to try to claim unemployment benefits?


How many times has this tard filed for bankruptcy? Or one of his companies? We're the ones who lined his pockets and I will punch him in the dick when I run into him on the street.
 
2012-10-25 12:29:20 PM
it's all so gay. soo very gay..
 
2012-10-25 12:29:39 PM
Normally I'd choose to ignore anything involving Trump, but just wanted to take this opportunity to say nobody deserves to be poor more than Trump. That's why I hate NBC so much for making him richer with that "Apprentice" bullshiat. fark you, NBC executives. fark you in the most unpleasant manner imaginable. So, I guess, fark you with Trump's penis. You all deserve inflamed hemorrhoids.
 
2012-10-25 12:30:50 PM

spman: Not that I'm defending Trump, but really, at this stage in the game, he's just a figurehead and a brand name, he has little to nothing to do with the day to day operations of any of the numerous businesses that bear his name. How do you think he finds so much time to blow smoke out his rear end?


The Trump Organization was involved in the day to day operations of Trump Place until they were replaced. I doubt he personally had much direct involvement but they were the management company and now they're not. AFAIK, while he still maintains an interest in the building his organization no longer runs the building. I don't think he put up $5,000,000 to hide news that his organization is no longer handling maintenance, doorman scheduling and repairs at Trump Place.
 
2012-10-25 12:31:04 PM
I'm sure he's all broken up about it. I guess we'll never hear from him again.
 
2012-10-25 12:32:25 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: andrewagill: ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 244x183]

Course, he seems to be a Trump wannabe.

I wonder what became of him? At least the " I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes! " meme lives on....

/ Trump remains the King of all Douchebags, IMHO.


So you think he's even douchier than Knob Limbaugh?
 
2012-10-25 12:33:13 PM

Reverend Monkeypants: Millennium: Has anyone found out yet if he's going to try to claim unemployment benefits?

How many times has this tard filed for bankruptcy? Or one of his companies? We're the ones who lined his pockets and I will punch him in the dick when I run into him on the street.


4 corporate, 0 personal
 
2012-10-25 12:37:57 PM

skullkrusher: Reverend Monkeypants: Millennium: Has anyone found out yet if he's going to try to claim unemployment benefits?

How many times has this tard filed for bankruptcy? Or one of his companies? We're the ones who lined his pockets and I will punch him in the dick when I run into him on the street.

4 corporate, 0 personal


People always smear Trump with the Bankruptcy thing, but fail to understand that Bankruptcy, particularly corporate bankruptcy, doesn't necessarily mean you're broke, it's a sometimes necessary business decision used to rid yourself of bad debts and sour assets. It doesn't mean you're a bad business person, it just means that the climate in which you operate has made a turn for the worse, and you've been caught up in unforeseen circumstances.
 
2012-10-25 12:39:02 PM

evaned: Dimensio: Karne: CrappityCrap: So much for Freedom of Speech. How dare someone question Obama's credibility!?! That's a firin'

Is this teabagger logic?

CrappityCrap believes that "scientific evidence" demonstrates homosexuality to be a "birth defect". Either he is an abject liar or he is mentally ill.

His latest post actually reveals that he's quite sane; everything is quite easily described if you realize that time is actually running backwards for him, which is made clear by his perception that Trump's firing came after his announcement, when to most people's perception of time, it came before.


Are you saying that CrappityCrap emerged from a Time Hole?
 
2012-10-25 12:39:44 PM
"I'm fired!"
 
2012-10-25 12:41:44 PM

spman: People always smear Trump with the Bankruptcy thing, but fail to understand that Bankruptcy, particularly corporate bankruptcy, doesn't necessarily mean you're broke, it's a sometimes necessary business decision used to rid yourself of bad debts and sour assets. It doesn't mean you're a bad business person, it just means that the climate in which you operate has made a turn for the worse, and you've been caught up in unforeseen circumstances.


Circumstances that never are considered for people who don't have millions of dollars to throw around because PERSONAL REPSONSIBILITY! 

Bullshiat.
 
2012-10-25 12:42:03 PM
missiv


Call me when Donald is selling a sex video where he's filmed getting pissed on. Until then, his dignity is a bit higher than Ms. Kardashian. Not much, but... there must be a clearly defined line.


/had Donald done a sex video, he would sell it with gusto.


just imagine how many more copies would sell if Trump does a sex tape with Gene Simmons! It might trigger a rift in the time space continum  with Gene & Donald competing for King of Douches.
 
2012-10-25 12:42:39 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.


The man's catch phrase is built on schadenfreude. He gets no shelter from it, especially when that shadenfreude is exactly that catch phrase.
 
2012-10-25 12:43:46 PM
Only difference between Trump and Kim K. is that Kim K. parts her merkin down the middle, and Trump does the comb-over.
 
2012-10-25 12:46:14 PM

sendtodave: Wow, I oughta post obvious trolls more often. Lot's of replies.

This is just class warfare. Enjoy being poor.


Enjoy your AIDS.
 
2012-10-25 12:47:28 PM
faux schadenfreude more like it. cause he has billions and u don't
 
2012-10-25 12:49:44 PM
Not that I like to see people fired, but Donald has really gone nuts. Even on his twitter account. This guy is in his own delusional world.
 
2012-10-25 12:53:04 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-25 01:00:34 PM
Effective Nov. 1, AKAM Living Services will take over the management duties of Trump Place...Condominium board members said they had given the Trump Organization several years to improve their service. The service did not improve to the board's satisfaction.

The Trump Organization claimed they were unaware of the change in management companies.


That should tell you all you need to know regarding the level of service they actually provided
 
2012-10-25 01:06:16 PM
img.metro.co.uk
 
2012-10-25 01:07:30 PM

sandi_fish: Trump is a moron, he actually believes his opinions are viewed as "information" in America.


You realize that this guy was the leading Republican presidential nominee at one point, right? 

Lots of people take this guy seriously.
 
2012-10-25 01:08:29 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


I'm pretty sure if any of us had Trump's money, we'd still be better than that asymptotic twatburger.
 
2012-10-25 01:11:15 PM
So much win
 
2012-10-25 01:12:33 PM
I'm not fired, you're fired!

i301.photobucket.com

I'm not fired, YOU'RE FIRED!
 
2012-10-25 01:16:26 PM

sigdiamond2000: sandi_fish: Trump is a moron, he actually believes his opinions are viewed as "information" in America.

You realize that this guy was the leading Republican presidential nominee at one point, right? 

Lots of people take this guy seriously.


Unfortunately, lots of people are morons.
 
2012-10-25 01:18:40 PM

missiv: ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.


Call me when Donald is selling a sex video where he's filmed getting pissed on. Until then, his dignity is a bit higher than Ms. Kardashian. Not much, but... there must be a clearly defined line.


/had Donald done a sex video, he would sell it with gusto.


missiv: ecl: Is there a more pathetic person than him? Kim Kardashian has more dignity than him.

/had Donald done a sex video, he would sell it with gusto.


...and the vomit would cover North America a foot deep.
 
2012-10-25 01:20:30 PM

sigdiamond2000: sandi_fish: Trump is a moron, he actually believes his opinions are viewed as "information" in America.

You realize that this guy was the leading Republican presidential nominee at one point, right? 

Lots of people

who don't live in the NY tri-state area take this guy seriously.

FTFY

Even NY Republicans laugh at him.
 
2012-10-25 01:23:35 PM
Good. The guy is a complete turd. Wish he'd just go away.
 
2012-10-25 01:24:11 PM

dumbobruni: the source is a specific website focused on real estate news.

Link


Finally, some good information! There are four Condos that have "Trump Place" in their names along Riverside Blvd. According to this source, only 120 RSB fired Trump. The rest ought to follow suit.

And, take that Yahoo's name off their buildings!

/He depresses property values
//Meglomania hurts condo sales
 
2012-10-25 01:35:58 PM
The schadenfreude is making me fat but it tastes SOOOOOO GOOD
 
2012-10-25 01:39:57 PM
Jesus. fark that website.

Two auto-playing ads go off at the same time. Then, when I scroll a little bit to find them and shut them up, iPads fly onto the screen covering up the ads so I can't click them off. Seriously?

Yes, I know... scriptblock, adblock, etc. The comp I'm using atm doesn't have that.
 
2012-10-25 01:41:39 PM
So a bunch of asshole New Yorkers don't want him managing their apartments?

Not a single fark.
 
2012-10-25 01:42:44 PM
Two days in a row!

boollette.free.fr
 
2012-10-25 01:47:32 PM

Old Smokie: So a bunch of asshole New Yorkers don't want him managing their apartments?

Not a single fark.


Location: tx usa

lulz
 
2012-10-25 01:59:13 PM

sandi_fish: Trump is a moron, he actually believes his opinions are viewed as "information" in America. Douche.


I agree. My fiancé and I were talking about his "important announcement" yesterday and his ill-fated threat of a POTUS run. I cannot, for the life of me, believe that one man who lives in his own little world could "understand" a large swath of the populace. (Then again, most politicians don't either.)

Donald is so bloated by his own megalomania he'll try to spin this against the condo owners. Or Obama. Hell maybe both!

His twitter is a great place for a lol. I guess you CAN buy crazy.
 
2012-10-25 02:00:41 PM

skullkrusher: Old Smokie: So a bunch of asshole New Yorkers don't want him managing their apartments?

Not a single fark.

Location: tx usa

lulz


This stuff happened in New York City! New York City? Get a rope!
 
2012-10-25 02:01:53 PM
He's being fired in the same sense that Walmart is being fired when you shop at Target. So no, not fired at all.
 
2012-10-25 02:16:26 PM
We're talking about the guy who somehow couldn't make a successful business out of a casino, right?

Yeah, what a shock.
 
2012-10-25 02:17:36 PM

sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.


Seriously? Are you saying that if you had a magic pill where you could take it and wake up The Donald, without any memory of your previous life, you'd take it? Because I'm pretty sure that I'd flush it down the toilet the first moment I got.
 
2012-10-25 02:28:58 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Seriously? Are you saying that if you had a magic pill where you could take it and wake up The Donald, without any memory of your previous life, you'd take it? Because I'm pretty sure that I'd flush it down the toilet the first moment I got.


I'd give it to my cat. Because he'd at least know how to groom.
 
2012-10-25 02:31:27 PM
Upside is he'll now have more time to campaign against the disaster currently occupying the Whitehouse. Go Donald!
 
2012-10-25 02:34:42 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-25 02:49:53 PM
Let me nth that thought...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
 
2012-10-25 02:51:47 PM

legalgus: Upside is he'll now have more time to campaign against the disaster currently occupying the Whitehouse. Go Donald!


Yes, let's replace him with a man who wants to give the military two TRILLION dollars more that they didn't ask for. What's he planning to do with that money? Hrm. Either defense contractor buddies of his are getting an awesome payday, or he's planning on another war. Both seem like perfectly good things to do during a weak economy.
 
2012-10-25 03:04:41 PM

Bullseyed: He's being fired in the same sense that Walmart is being fired when you shop at Target. So no, not fired at all.


No, not at all a good analogy. This was a building under his sponsorship. One of his showpieces. Having the management rights is very lucrative but it was also a visible part of his very visible empire. This is more like Walmart losing a portion of its stores' leases and Target taking over the buildings and all the existing local customers.
 
2012-10-25 03:47:53 PM

spman: Not that I'm defending Trump, but really, at this stage in the game, he's just a figurehead and a brand name, he has little to nothing to do with the day to day operations of any of the numerous businesses that bear his name. How do you think he finds so much time to blow smoke out his rear end?


Lawrence O'Donnell has repeatedly said Trump is more a TV celebrity than a successful businessman, more in the business of being famous than anything else.

Which would explain a lot.
 
2012-10-25 05:28:49 PM

Thigvald the Big-Balled: [fc00.deviantart.net image 400x443]


"Trumpy's got Bettie Davis eyes!"
 
2012-10-25 06:00:25 PM
Friction8r 2012-10-25 04:39:46 AM

HUUUUUUWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Hello there. You're funny and I genuinely like you.

How does that wee-wee'd-up beer taste?
 
2012-10-25 06:36:20 PM
Trump's faced his own share of negative headlines over the years. Divorce, bankruptcy, claims of false advertising, and struggling casino investments have all dogged Trump. Despite these negative headlines, he has continued to believe he is the man with the golden touch

Of course he's optimistic - like any good huckster, he knows there's a sucker born every minute.
 
2012-10-25 07:34:03 PM
20 / 220 comments in direct reply to my original post. ~10%

Handle mentioned in 33/220 comments.

I WON THIS THREAD!

/nobody actually likes Donald Trump
//you're all fired
 
2012-10-25 07:34:49 PM
WHERES YOUR TRUMP CARD NOW biatch
 
2012-10-26 02:05:53 AM
 
2012-10-26 11:39:01 AM

MythDragon: [24.media.tumblr.com image 350x263]


Damn I'm lame, I'm trying to figure out what that particular image of The Bat and the Boy Wonder is from.
 
2012-10-26 02:36:43 PM

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Damn I'm lame, I'm trying to figure out what that particular image of The Bat and the Boy Wonder is from.


I believe it is from Batman The Animated Series that was on in the 90s(?)
 
2012-10-26 04:44:01 PM

spman: skullkrusher: Reverend Monkeypants: Millennium: Has anyone found out yet if he's going to try to claim unemployment benefits?

How many times has this tard filed for bankruptcy? Or one of his companies? We're the ones who lined his pockets and I will punch him in the dick when I run into him on the street.

4 corporate, 0 personal

People always smear Trump with the Bankruptcy thing, but fail to understand that Bankruptcy, particularly corporate bankruptcy, doesn't necessarily mean you're broke, it's a sometimes necessary business decision used to rid yourself of bad debts and sour assets. It doesn't mean you're a bad business person, it just means that the climate in which you operate has made a turn for the worse, and you've been caught up in unforeseen circumstances.


I understand everything about bankruptcy up to and including how this jerk has hooked the US taxpayer four times for his own benefit.
 
2012-10-26 05:05:02 PM
Karma, karma, karma...
 
2012-10-26 09:55:14 PM

The Great EZE: Skarekrough: sendtodave: Wow, lot's of Trump schadenfreude in here.

I'm thinking you're just jealous of the man. After all, he's still Donald Trump, and you're still posting on Fark.

When you watch something like "Intervention" it's easy to point and say something like "Wow...I'm glad I'm not addicted to heroin" or "I'm glad I'm not chugging a bottle of vodka to get out of bed" or "I'm glad I'm not doing something I will regret later in life just so I can make a quick buck to feed my addiction."

When I see Trump I realize that I'm happy being who I am and that even if I were blessed to possibly have that volume of wealth and notoriety it would be very unlikely that I could possibly ever be that big of a douche.

It's life affirming to see someone fall from grace who has demonstrated repeatedly that they're a terrible human being. And what's better is that it keeps happening with him over and over again. Every time you turn around you're seeing one of the grand pillars upon which he has built just to demonstrate how great he is being pulled out from under him.

I'm too lazy to find and link the Mr. Show clip right now but I will never stop being shocked at all the people who think money alone makes one a better person. How little respect do you have for yourself to revere another human being just because of his bank account?

I've made my education and career decisions and have a pretty good idea where those decisions should take me. I'll never have the money that Trump has, not even close. Yet at half his age I know for a fact that I am and will be more than person than he ever will. And I can say the same for a lot of people who will show up in this thread.


Amen. And seconded.

/not religious.
 
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