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(ABC Action News)   Sleep well Florida, Mystery Monkey is now in custody   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 36
    More: Florida, Tampa Bay, tranquilizer gun, Tampa Bay Area, quarantines  
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3634 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2012 at 11:18 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-24 09:05:50 PM
FREE MYSTERY MONKEY!!
 
2012-10-24 09:09:28 PM
I'm going to bust him out. Who's with me?
 
2012-10-24 10:02:37 PM
Like Florida only has one
 
2012-10-24 11:22:38 PM
There's nothing about Mick Jagger in that article at all.

/or should i say macaque jagger
//m-m-m-m-monkey
 
2012-10-24 11:22:56 PM
TFA: "He looks tired..." I offered, asking the first question amongst a group of gotta-get-the-facts journalists.

a "question", eh?
 
2012-10-24 11:23:01 PM
they found rick scott?
 
2012-10-24 11:25:28 PM
That was some really awful writing.
 
2012-10-24 11:28:57 PM
the last victim

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-10-24 11:29:30 PM

Fish in a Barrel: That was some really awful writing.



At least it wasn't an in-your-face article with lots of off-the-cuff remarks.
 
2012-10-24 11:31:36 PM
Watch and see, I suspect a third party candidate in the news as soon as his sedative wears off.
 
2012-10-24 11:43:47 PM
Well at least the monkey didn't know karate.
 
2012-10-24 11:44:39 PM

adeist69: Fish in a Barrel: That was some really awful writing.


At least it wasn't an in-your-face article with lots of off-the-cuff remarks.


Holy crap, your comment made me go back and read and now I REALLY won't sleep. Thanks, Mr Too-many-hyphenated-phrases-writer!
 
2012-10-24 11:47:40 PM
us.123rf.com 


"They....They got him? Fark!
 
2012-10-24 11:49:33 PM
So the monkey is no longer on the lam.

www.belch.com
 
2012-10-24 11:49:45 PM
We must free our simian brother - first they'll take our monkey, and then they'll take us!
 
2012-10-24 11:52:58 PM
Man, how long has it been for the little guy?
 
2012-10-25 12:03:21 AM

Satanic_Hamster: So the monkey is no longer on the lam.

[www.belch.com image 415x311]


Curse you
 
2012-10-25 12:05:11 AM
When they came for the monkeys, I said nothing because I was not a monkey...
 
2012-10-25 12:10:51 AM
"We know he's been hanging around the Tampa area for roughly three years," he said. "We've been chancing him for three years.

Is some sort of Floridian sexual slang? Do you chance your monkey?
 
2012-10-25 12:13:20 AM
Pleepleus?
 
2012-10-25 12:15:15 AM
www.akulpillai.com
 
2012-10-25 12:16:17 AM

Satanic_Hamster: So the monkey is no longer on the lam.

[www.belch.com image 415x311]


And we're done here.
 
2012-10-25 12:45:25 AM
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-25 12:52:33 AM
Voter suppression just got taken to the next level.
 
2012-10-25 01:01:46 AM

Cewley: they found rick scott?


No, this monkey had hair on it.
 
2012-10-25 01:07:53 AM
Our long national nightmare is over.
 
2012-10-25 01:11:53 AM

MonkeyButton: Voter suppression just got taken to the next level.


You're right, it was on the south side of St Pete.

/runs
 
2012-10-25 01:15:49 AM
"They believe the monkey was cast out of a colony in Silver Springs near Ocala."

Free-range monkey-ness is OK in some parts of Florida?
 
2012-10-25 01:32:27 AM

signaljammer: "They believe the monkey was cast out of a colony in Silver Springs near Ocala."

Free-range monkey-ness is OK in some parts of Florida?




I've driven through Ocala a couple of times, we were afraid to stop the car.
 
2012-10-25 04:53:26 AM

Satanic_Hamster: So the monkey is no longer on the lam.

[www.belch.com image 415x311]


I'll raise your lam.

www.colbertnewshub.com
 
2012-10-25 05:28:37 AM
Have you ever shot a baby macaque off of its mothers back?
Then you don't know what fun is!
 
2012-10-25 06:51:40 AM
"He looks tired..." I offered, asking the first question amongst a group of gotta-get-the-facts journalists.

The monkey was a Fark Independant?
 
2012-10-25 06:58:15 AM

FriarReb98: FREE MYSTERY MONKEY!!


s9.postimage.org
 
2012-10-25 07:07:23 AM
Damn, now he won't have a chance to visit President Obama when he visit's Centennial Park in Ybor today.
 
2012-10-25 07:24:36 AM

fusillade762: Satanic_Hamster: So the monkey is no longer on the lam.

[www.belch.com image 415x311]

And we're done here.


No, we need someone to edit the image. Neither with a "not" inserted or just a bit "no" red slash and circle through the entire shot.
 
2012-10-25 03:09:05 PM
Ghost monkey, ghost monkey
Can you hear me?
Are you j@#$%' off in heaven
Or are you in hell playin' with your feces?
You suffered the most painful death of all
And you did not deserve it
Death by Andre's shiatty adult
Contemporary music
Forgive me, with your little dead ghost monkey heart
Don't want your little ghost monkey arms to tear me apart
I didn't want it to end this way
I didn't wanna discard you like a used condom on the side of the highway
I'm so sorry, ghost monkey
sharetv.org
 
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