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(9 News) NewsFlash 17 year old with an eminently punchable face arrested in connection to death of Jessica Ridgeway in Colorado   (9news.com ) divider line
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2012-10-24 03:40:07 PM  
Beware anyone sporting chin pubes. They're usually a loser.
 
2012-10-24 03:40:32 PM  
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a modest proposal to solve this situation.

neveryetmelted.com
 
2012-10-24 03:41:22 PM  
Well sir I guess there's just a meanness in this world.
 
2012-10-24 03:41:55 PM  
Who?
 
2012-10-24 03:42:03 PM  
images.contactmusic.com
 
2012-10-24 03:42:09 PM  
Newsflashes everywhere today.
 
2012-10-24 03:42:19 PM  
What is it with all the punchable people in Colorado?
 
2012-10-24 03:42:21 PM  
Oh noez! Let's not bring capital punishment into play here! I'm sure these are simply misguided youths and a couple of years in juvy will straighten them out!


/fark that, torture these little hellians
 
2012-10-24 03:42:26 PM  
Refresh my memory of this lady? So many white women victimized.
 
2012-10-24 03:42:38 PM  
Pleasedon'tbeblack pleasedon'tbeblack pleasedon'tbeblack...

Oh thank god. Okay. Cool, we can actually talk about this without it turning into a racebaiting circlejerk now.
 
2012-10-24 03:42:49 PM  
What's up with Colorado lately? Kid dismembers Mom
 
2012-10-24 03:43:53 PM  
Bah. He looks nothing like Hannity.
 
2012-10-24 03:43:57 PM  
Not cool taking your Kristen Stewart cheated on you rage out on someone else, dude.
 
2012-10-24 03:44:08 PM  
www.sugarslam.com

dabbletech: [images.contactmusic.com image 300x300]

 
2012-10-24 03:44:40 PM  

Katolu: Refresh my memory of this lady? So many white women victimized.


She was ten.
 
2012-10-24 03:44:50 PM  
Damn, I clicked the link, read it and I still thought they were talking about the girl in Jersey because they were talking to two teenagers in that case.
 
2012-10-24 03:45:08 PM  
I feel empathy for the parents of both families. It is terrible to have a child murdered I'm sure, it must also be terrible to have a child who is a murderer.

I am really unconcerned about the murderer.
 
2012-10-24 03:45:35 PM  

Katolu: Refresh my memory of this lady? So many white women victimized.


10 year old girl on her way to school.
 
2012-10-24 03:45:47 PM  

santadog: What's up with Colorado lately? Kid dismembers Mom


If he'd just remember her, everything would be fine.
 
2012-10-24 03:45:56 PM  
Don't know much about this story. Don't want to know.

Can guess though. Young female killed after being subjected to some horrors? White male with a troubled past/hints of extreme neglect and abuse?

Can white kids who have a hellish life just start forming gangs already? This depraved killer thing isn't really a good way to go.
 
2012-10-24 03:46:01 PM  
Sigg?
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 03:46:16 PM  
Is this today's "let the government cut off his cock, stuff it in his mouth, and shoot him" thread?
 
2012-10-24 03:47:02 PM  

mahuika: Katolu: Refresh my memory of this lady? So many white women victimized.

She was ten.


Dang. Dude that didit is beyond a monster. :/
 
2012-10-24 03:47:28 PM  

markie_farkie: Beware anyone sporting chin pubes. They're usually a loser.


The only thing I have to hide is a double chin, you jerk
 
2012-10-24 03:47:42 PM  
He better watch out for his cornhole.
 
2012-10-24 03:47:48 PM  
Totally a Cullen
 
2012-10-24 03:48:28 PM  
17 year-old community college student? What's his /b/ handle?
 
2012-10-24 03:48:34 PM  
Time for Sigg....(puts on sunglasses)....to get smoked....EEEEYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
 
2012-10-24 03:50:16 PM  

santadog: What's up with Colorado lately? Kid dismembers Mom


All the negative campaign ads are driving us a little batty.
 
2012-10-24 03:50:28 PM  
Every so often a case comes up that reminds me why I'm pro death penalty.
 
2012-10-24 03:50:28 PM  

imtheonlylp: Oh noez! Let's not bring capital punishment into play here! I'm sure these are simply misguided youths and a couple of years in juvy will straighten them out!


/fark that, torture these little hellians


You know, I used to be pretty pro-chair, but after one of my high school friends was murdered over the summer... I sort of realized, no amount of sodium pentothol put into that asshole's heart can bring a person back. That's just the emotional component, of course.
 
2012-10-24 03:51:12 PM  

Marine1: imtheonlylp: Oh noez! Let's not bring capital punishment into play here! I'm sure these are simply misguided youths and a couple of years in juvy will straighten them out!


/fark that, torture these little hellians

You know, I used to be pretty pro-chair, but after one of my high school friends was murdered over the summer... I sort of realized, no amount of sodium pentothol put into that asshole's heart can bring a person back. That's just the emotional component, of course.


The goal of capital punishment is not resurrection of the deceased. If that's what you originally thought, well I'm not sure where you got that from.
 
2012-10-24 03:51:35 PM  
I can see presumption of innocence isn't going to play big around here.
 
2012-10-24 03:51:42 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Damn, I clicked the link, read it and I still thought they were talking about the girl in Jersey because they were talking to two teenagers in that case.


They've been arrested and charged with murder.
 
2012-10-24 03:51:45 PM  
My wife used to teach at Arapahoe Community College, so the fact that this guy is a student there does not surprise me. She used to get some strange kids in her classes . . .
 
2012-10-24 03:52:00 PM  

Marine1: imtheonlylp: Oh noez! Let's not bring capital punishment into play here! I'm sure these are simply misguided youths and a couple of years in juvy will straighten them out!


/fark that, torture these little hellians

You know, I used to be pretty pro-chair, but after one of my high school friends was murdered over the summer... I sort of realized, no amount of sodium pentothol put into that asshole's heart can bring a person back. That's just the emotional component, of course.


Meh, I wouldn't let them get off so easy. Toothpicks or roofing tacks up the fingernails would be the warm-up procedure.
 
2012-10-24 03:52:14 PM  

davidphogan: What is it with all the punchable people in Colorado?


it's all those damn tiki bars and satanic cults, and the fact that some people say "colorado" and some say "colorada", and even others say "calorada"

/ notice, the other state that seems to get this malphonic treatment is florida. or flahda.
 
2012-10-24 03:53:58 PM  
who is Jessica Ridgeway?
 
2012-10-24 03:54:08 PM  

President Merkin Muffley: I can see presumption of innocence isn't going to play big around here.


Perhaps the girl was played by an actor?
 
2012-10-24 03:55:08 PM  

President Merkin Muffley: I can see presumption of innocence isn't going to play big around here.


Granted, I can't speak for everyone, however I am not currently on a jury presiding over this trial sitting in a court room. So there is no requirement for me to presume innocence.
 
2012-10-24 03:55:20 PM  
oh, and the due-process thingy
 
2012-10-24 03:55:24 PM  

BronyMedic: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a modest proposal to solve this situation.

[neveryetmelted.com image 375x238]


That would be too kind for him.
 
2012-10-24 03:55:43 PM  
WTF?

A 17 year old kid has been arrested AND NOT EVEN CHARGED YET and they're releasing his name to the press? He's a juvenile! There has been no hearing, there is no charge at this point, and there certainly has been no transfer of the case to adult court. The name shouldn't have been released, the mugshot shouldn't have been released, the behavior of the police/DA's office here is inexcusable.

And of course the Fark psychopath brigade is already calling for his murder, even though it's unconstitutional for a state to murder a juvenile, and even though he's still legally innocent and may even be factually innocent. Disgusting.
 
2012-10-24 03:56:00 PM  

imtheonlylp: Oh noez! Let's not bring capital punishment into play here! I'm sure these are simply misguided youths and a couple of years in juvy will straighten them out!

/fark that, torture these little hellians


You showed that strawman! He'll never show his face in this thread again!
 
2012-10-24 03:56:04 PM  

emersonbiggins: 17 year-old community college student? What's his /b/ handle?


Beat me to it.
 
2012-10-24 03:56:38 PM  

lennavan: Marine1: imtheonlylp: Oh noez! Let's not bring capital punishment into play here! I'm sure these are simply misguided youths and a couple of years in juvy will straighten them out!


/fark that, torture these little hellians

You know, I used to be pretty pro-chair, but after one of my high school friends was murdered over the summer... I sort of realized, no amount of sodium pentothol put into that asshole's heart can bring a person back. That's just the emotional component, of course.

The goal of capital punishment is not resurrection of the deceased. If that's what you originally thought, well I'm not sure where you got that from.


I know it's not... but... honestly, I'd rather we concentrate on ways to make sure people don't kill others in the first place. That'd matter to me more.
 
2012-10-24 03:56:44 PM  
Colorado: The Hunger Games state.
 
2012-10-24 03:56:51 PM  
Sad case.
 
2012-10-24 03:57:01 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: who is Jessica Ridgeway?

A 10 year old little girl on her way to school that got snatch by this asshat, assaulted, and dismembered. That's all.
 
2012-10-24 03:57:08 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: who is Jessica Ridgeway?


Ten year old girl who was abducted the first week of October in Colorado. They found her dismembered body a week later.
 
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